g****d
发帖数: 3461 | 1 This book is simply hilarious.
"All of this provides a clue as to why your friend's penis looks so alarming.
Among primates as among insects, it is a rule of thumb that in species where
females consort with one male at a time, penises are small and uninteresting.
I mean, take the gorilla - a huge guy with a little teeny weenie. A male
gorilla
can weight 210 kilos, but his penis is a measly five centimeters long and
entirely
devoid of knobs and spikes. The Argentine lake duck puts him into sham |
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l**********o
发帖数: 9952 | 2 在正常情况下，女性作为做爱的一方当然是平等的，其实还更享受，男人累半天，女人
叫唤叫唤稍微动动就可以了，而且研究也不是说女人的性高潮比男人强烈持久且可多次
嘛。
可世上这么多男人，清俊的也不少，penis坚硬持久的也不少，我相信对于大多数正常
女人，在有被爱和尊重的感觉时性高潮肯定更强大。而对于这个已婚男，明显他就是爱
他的大奶，对小三就是无聊打发时间和性欲而已，何必放低自己和个已婚男没有爱没有
尊重的干呢？为了自己更大的性高潮也该找个爱自己的未婚男啊～～（别找个例，未婚
男可能爱你对你真诚的几率肯定比已婚男不知高哪里去了）
当然，女主貌似努力意淫被爱的感觉，所以她和男主在一起干也可以算自慰，用男主的
penis当振荡器而已，然后自己意淫被爱和自我伟大，达到最终高潮。
我就是想说，这个故事里也就看出男主和大奶有些爱，女主都是意淫而已，别玷污爱了～
要操就操，别以爱为名～ |
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l**********o
发帖数: 9952 | 3 讨论这个故事怎能不把penis说出来呢？因为那是文中的精华之一啊。好几个id都讨论
说那些描述很销魂吧。
而且penis怎么算不礼貌呢，饮食男女而已。 |
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s*r
发帖数: 2757 | 4 your sister is the younger version of yourself
you kind of reject to grow up and push yourself hard to be a mama
kiss the penis is 生殖崇拜. our ancestors begin to worship penis when they
went desperate for the next generatation.
being naked but nothing happens stands for the frustration after the baby
making procedure days and nights.
the last sentense really gives too much hint. it is leading or mis-leading. |
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O******1
发帖数: 13088 | 5 想想，想什么？
你的宣传画里只有penis,我就知道你平时都好想什么了。
你真想做反基的话，听我几句劝。
第一要提高自己的修养，就这个东西拿出来丢人显眼，即便是反基也会从心底里瞧不起
你的；
第二要提高自己的能力，就拿做宣传画来说吧，这个水平也太差了。要不你先跟大肥猫
学学吧，人家虽然年轻，好歹还懂点科学，懂点艺术。
第三要提高自己的逻辑，以后别一上来就秀出你的penis然后让我好好想想。说实话，
真被你这句话给震惊了。
其实你也清楚，我这么说虽然难听，但也是为了你好。
你好好想想吧。 |
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w******u
发帖数: 1098 | 6 先看新闻：
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-his-manhood-wit
问题：基督徒们喝了“圣奶”真的能增加“灵性”吗？ |
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z********o
发帖数: 18304 | 7 An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-his-manhood-wit
点评：属灵的基督徒们无论男女都可以通过给这个牧师口交而喝到“圣奶”（Holy
Milk），从而增加“灵命”。
基督徒们，“圣奶”绝对是有限的，赶紧啊！！！！！！！ |
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z********o
发帖数: 18304 | 8 An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-his-manhood-wit
点评：属灵的基督徒们无论男女都可以通过给这个牧师口交而喝到“圣奶”（Holy
Milk），从而增加“灵命”。
基督徒们，“圣奶”绝对是有限的，赶紧啊！！！！！！！ |
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j*******7
发帖数: 6300 | 9 Is Jesus Simply a Retelling of the Horus Mythology?
What if I told you there was once an ancient religion whose God was
conceived by a virgin named Meri and had a stepfather named Seb (Joseph)?
What if I told you this God was born in a cave and his birth was announced
by an angel, heralded by a star and attended by shepherds? He attended a
special rite of passage at the age of twelve (although the ancient texts
describing this God are silent about His life from the age of 12 to 30). At
30 years ... 阅读全帖 |
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f***y
发帖数: 98 | 10 A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a
password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary
to setup the password for him.
The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting
to embarrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said,
"Penis."
Blushed, the secretary inputted the password Penis, and re-typed
it again. Then she hit enter.
The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters
as a reaction from the computer's screen:
"Password |
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b****r
发帖数: 219 | 11 学会了一点简单的法语以后，开始和单位的同事们聊天，发现他们对汉语的狂热不亚于我
们对法语的崇拜，盲目的。
我给了他们一个学中文的网站，用法语解释的。一个同事上了主页就点开了一个汉字，查
看它的法语意思。看着看着他大叫起来，你们汉语好sexual阿。我忙问，怎么了？世界上
还有比中国人更会含蓄的吗？竟然说sexual？他于是念起来，yin dao, yin hu, yin
di,声音如此之大，我听得脸都红了。赶忙制止他。然后跟他解释，因为他点开的词，阴
，是女性的意思，所以和女性有关的词汇都跟这个词有关。我以为这样他就理解了，突然
他又问道，不对啊，那怎么还有 yin jing 啊，明明是penis的意思。
哎，这回我真的羞到桌子底下了，因为所有的同事听到我们讨论penis都好奇的朝我看过
来。
怎么给他解释啊？是啊，阴是指女性，为什么男人的事情叫yin jing呢？我自己也晕了。
只好让他点开 阳 这个字，里面解释关于男性的东西。他又口无遮拦的大声朗读，yang
ju, yang wu....blahlah.....幸好办公室里只有我一个中国人，别人也不知道他在说什
么，不然的话... |
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z**n
发帖数: 22303 | 12 连续剧上演：
Six days after accidentally shooting his penis with his fiancee's pink gun
Aug. 2, the SD man obtained an order of protection against her, saying she
cooperated in a burglary of his home. Meanwhile, police are questioning his
account of the accident.
"My apartment was broken into and I'm sure she was involved, or let the
burglars take my property," Karoun, 27, said in court papers. "So I need to
get her out of my apartment to avoid any other problems."
Karoun made national news after firi... 阅读全帖 |
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l********t
发帖数: 429 | 14 Sames的一个研究方向就是碳氢键活化。一般的有机反应就是各个官能团之间的转换，
而碳氢键一般被认为是惰性的。（例外当然不少，象燃烧反应，笨加溴的反应等。)如
果你能随便让某一个碳氢键变成其他键，那么你就发了。便宜的天然气（甲烷）就可以
变成甲醇加到汽车里了。复杂大分子的合成也能一下省去很多步骤。指哪打哪，要的就
是这种自由。这种宏伟构想深深吸引了当时的有志青年--我。这里指哪打哪的“指”用
的是一些贵金属钯铂之类的。用英文讲叫“coordination directed C-H activation".
Sames 的push在系里是有名的，不过俺不怕，自认搞科研还是有点创新力的，在国内就
发过不少英文文章的。但是进去之后很快发现没有人带你上路还真是挺难的。做第一个
分子是个五步反应。那时我不知如何用NMR，也不知道怎么装柱子，过柱子，五步做完
后，才请一位师兄帮忙去打个NMR谱图。只看到一个宽峰，加上溶剂峰。一个月的功夫
全白费了。有一天Sames说既然我以前的背景是无机的，那就合成一些贵金属的配合物
来看看是不是催化效率更好，以及研究机理。被有机合成搞得恐惧的我就答应了下来。
这... 阅读全帖 |
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m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 15 I think it's Wavelet Wang said this, but I could be wrong. Essentially, he
argues that if one repeat "I love you" more often, his penis might look
bigger to her.
You definitely failed to take that effect into consideration. 防辐射服 is
yet another way to make the giver's penis look bigger. |
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T*********I
发帖数: 10729 | 17 你好，
发信人: deliver (自动发信系统), 信区:
标 题: TFollowerII 封 cliffmudd 在 USANews 版
发信站: BBS 未名空间站自动发信系统 (Sun Sep 11 11:28:22 2016)
【此篇文章是由自动发信系统所张贴】
由于 cliffmudd 在 USANews 版的 涉嫌违法 政治捐款及极其不当言辞 行为，
被暂时取消在本版的发文权力 14 天。
备注:
发信人: cliffmudd (克女婿), 信区: USANews
标 题: Re: 肯定是一时间悲痛欲绝不能自持
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Sep 11 11:26:22 2016, 美东)
Trumps penis is too tiny for us president. To be president, you must have a
penis the same or larger than clintons
版主:TFollowerII
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L****n
发帖数: 12932 | 18 once a surgery attending showing a new girl intern how to put foley in a
male patient. he asked her to hold the penis, she held it with 2 fingers.
He was quite upset. so he grasped the whole penis with his palm and scream
to the poor girl:"Hold it like you mean it!" |
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s**********l
发帖数: 8966 | 20 呵呵，怨talk show是这样的。
说上帝把印度人叫过去，说了一大堆好话，你可以在最恶劣的地方生存啊，将来去哪儿
都能凭嘴皮子成功啊，印度人说：那penis呢？ 上帝摇摇头说：average，我都给你这
么多好处了，印度人郁闷的离开了。
然后找到老黑，说了一大堆坏话，说people gonna mess up with you for hundreds
of years etc...但是don't worry， there's little penis, and i take it from
indian people. |
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g****d
发帖数: 3461 | 23 这里是一篇NATURE文章的全文,很有意思. 嘿嘿
有WEB ACCESS的同学可以去看图, Nature, vol 413, 13 sept 2001, page 128
Surprisingly few birds have penises, but among
those that do, the Argentine lake duck(Oxyura vittata) tops
the bill --- the penis of this small stifftail duck from
South America is shaped like a corkscrew and, at almost
half a metre long, is the largest of any bird measured so far.
Factors responsible for the evolution of this remarkable
organ could include runaway selection, whereby drakes
with longer penis |
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b*****t
发帖数: 9671 | 24 1、领导带一行官员视察某养猪场，养猪场老板设宴款待，花了5000块。送走领导后，
会计问场长：这个怎么报销啊？场长答：和过去一样，记在猪饲料账上。
2、某国发生了一起严重车祸，受伤者竟全是高官。车祸后，记者急切地向医生问道：
“请问总统有救吗？”医生摇摇头。记者又问医生：“那副总统有救吗？”医生也摇摇
头。记者再问：“那部长还有救吗？”医生又摇摇头。
记者紧张地问：“那谁还有救？”此时医生眼睛一亮，说道：“国家有救了。”
3、一把手说一不二，
二把手说二不一，
三把手说三道四，
四把手是是是是，
五把手和六把手，
只做笔记不张口。
4、女秘帮老总设置计算机,询问老总想用什么词做为登陆系统的密码,老总坏笑地告诉
女秘输入penis,女秘一言不发,直接输入,结果电脑显示:对不起，长度不够。老总晕倒
，女秘书笑翻. |
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c*******d
发帖数: 1283 | 25 but you don't have any penis in your family, how could you have a man in
your family? I think roseriver is right. |
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c****s
发帖数: 5892 | 27 温哥华一名华裔女子2009年大学毕业后进入列治文一间厨房家具公司工作，她称在工作期间拒绝已婚雇主示爱，随后辞职并向卑诗人权仲裁庭(BC Human Rights Tribunal )提出性别歧视(sexual discrimination)的投诉。仲裁官前日驳回该华女的投诉，认为事件不涉性别歧视，并指她其实是因为得不到加薪才辞职。
列治文区报《Richmond Review》报道，根据卑诗人权审裁庭的文件指出，女子康菲(Fei Kang，译音)于大学毕业后，随即在2009年6月获得Scott to Finish Custom Kitchens厨房家具公司的全职行政助理职位，并在上班一星期后，由公司负责人希尔(Scott Hill)的妻子进行训练课程。
但希尔的妻子因为要兼顾2岁的孩子，所以临时中断训练课程并离开，随后希尔便向康菲致歉，强调妻子并不是因为对康菲不满。 文件中指出，根据希尔的说法，这时康菲便与希尔交谈，并向希尔询问许多隐私问题，例如婚姻生活是否快乐、是否后悔与妻子结婚、甚至还问及性生活等。
希尔在仲裁庭上承认，大概数星期后开始对康菲产生感情，原因包括「康菲的衣着」以及康菲「... 阅读全帖 |
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o**********s
发帖数: 2058 | 28 all you fucking idiots saying :"人家画不画都内心歧视你", why don't you go
cut ur penis? cuz you ain't got the balls to go along anyway. |
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f******x
发帖数: 2260 | 29 My Penis says: fxxx them all. |
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O*******d
发帖数: 20343 | 30 人类的penis是所有灵长类里最大的。 估计和人类的女人选择淘汰有关。
非洲的男人赤身裸体，女人们很容易做出选择。 亚洲男人档部的包裹
比较多，女人要进了洞房才能发现大小，但为时以晚。 所以黑人的那活
比亚洲人的那活要大。 |
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