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s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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Is a penis like his normal? big fat at the root, sharp point at the end.
Mine looks more like the one depicted by the reporter.
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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There was another post about a reporter drawing a penis on the screen.
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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来自主题: Military版 - 转行的关键问题
so, Laodaye tells WaiFs: The penis of white is not actually so large.
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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来自主题: Military版 - 中国真是世界的一朵奇葩
Doctors in US don't do No3, but they do something else. They will do
surgical operation on your perfectly healthy penis.
w***t
发帖数: 8175
w***t
发帖数: 8175
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Moses Teng, a 35-year-old teacher, has been arrested by the Bawku police for
allegedly chopping off the penis of another teacher he alleged was dating
his wife.
Teng and three others attacked the victim, James Kalima Baali, on the campus
of the Gbewa College of Education at Pusiga on August 22 and carried out
the act.
Teng fled to Tongo in the Talensi District and reported himself to the
police and was handed over to the Bawku police.
Briefing the Ghana News Agency in Bawku the Bawku Divisional ... 阅读全帖
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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If this matters, why don't you name yourself 9"penis?
m********6
发帖数: 1283
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「阴茎鱼」(penis fish),牠们身如其名,长得就像男性的生殖器。这些猎奇生物的正
式学名为单环刺螠(Urechis unicinctus),主要分布于俄罗斯、日本、朝鲜半岛及中国
黄海、渤海沿岸。
h*********n
发帖数: 11319
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来自主题: Military版 - 论华人的历史与政治正确 zz
原文发表于
http://tigertigris.blogspot.com/2013/10/blog-post.html
ABC的Jimmy Kimmel Show里说出"Kill everyone in China"这句话,此事应该没人不知
道了吧。有人对为什么要抗议似乎还有疑问。我想把我的看法提供出来。
美国的种族话题有不同于中国的语境。美国人口的族群构成复杂,种族关系是政治生活
的一条主线。种族话题非常敏感,敏感程度远远超过中国国内,公众人物稍一说错话,
便可能面临被解雇或解约、事业荡然无存的境地。在其他很多国家都没这么严重,比如
它们就可以有以种族、性别偏见为笑点的“英式没品百科”,类似的网站目前为止我在
美国还没有发现。
在美国,存在明显歧视的语言,在任何公开的场合都不能说。有些中国同学动辄说黑人
、老墨如何如何,不仅话本身不对,就算退一步从实际层面讲,也会给人留下没有教养
的印象。对此我不只一次看到有人不屑一顾地说:这无非是政治正确罢了,即使嘴上不
说也不代表心里不这样想啊。可是,这些人有没有想过,要是我们自己连正确都不正确
了,哪里有资格可以去鄙夷“政治正确”呢?
政治正... 阅读全帖
O**e
发帖数: 569
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如何看待Jimmy Kimmel Live节目中“把中国人都干掉”的言论?
美脱口秀谈还欠中国债 儿童竟支招:把中国人都干掉
知乎用户
在美学生一枚
80 票,来自 Max Shen、彭海锋、陈韬、止乎、Queue Jay 更多
这是我就此事写的一篇博客文章,正好作为回答。我们需要知道美国种族政治的面貌,
以及华人在美国的历史和政治现状,才能全面理解这件事的背景。文章的题目是:
论华人的历史与政治正确
ABC的Jimmy Kimmel Show里说出"Kill everyone in China"这句话,此事应该没人不知
道了吧。有人对为什么要抗议似乎还有疑问。我想把我的看法提供出来。
美国的种族话题有不同于中国的语境。美国人口的族群构成复杂,种族关系是政治生活
的一条主线。种族话题非常敏感,敏感程度远远超过中国国内,公众人物稍一说错话,
便可能面临被解雇或解约、事业荡然无存的境地。在其他很多国家都没这么严重,比如
它们就可以有以种族、性别偏见为笑点的“英式没品百科”,类似的网站目前为止我在
美国还没有发现。
在美国,存在明显歧视的语言,在任何公开的场合都不能说。有些中国同学动辄说黑人... 阅读全帖
b**a
发帖数: 1118
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【 以下文字转载自 Seattle 讨论区 】
发信人: buaa (ming), 信区: Seattle
标 题: 论华人的历史与政治正确(ZT)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 2 03:24:32 2013, 美东)
ZT from
http://tigertigris.blogspot.com/2013/10/blog-post.html
ABC的Jimmy Kimmel Show里说出"Kill everyone in China"这句话,此事应该没人不知
道了吧。有人对为什么要抗议似乎还有疑问。我想把我的看法提供出来。
美国的种族话题有不同于中国的语境。美国人口的族群构成复杂,种族关系是政治生
活的一条主线。种族话题非常敏感,敏感程度远远超过中国国内,公众人物稍一说错话
,便可能面临被解雇或解约、事业荡然无存的境地。在其他很多国家都没这么严重,比
如它们就可以有以种族、性别偏见为笑点的“英式没品百科”,类似的网站目前为止我
在美国还没有发现。
在美国,存在明显歧视的语言,在任何公开的场合都不能说。有些中国同学动辄说黑
人、老墨如何如何,不仅话本身不对,就... 阅读全帖
l********g
发帖数: 6760
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前妻可以竖起一个one inch small penis的雕像
大亨可能会吐血不止。
w***a
发帖数: 432
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来自主题: Military版 - 女士们在huaren讨论jj大小问题。
Penis size interacts with body shape and height to influence male
attractiveness
Brian S. Mautz, Bob B. M. Wong, Richard A. Peters, and Michael D. Jennions
Research School of Biology, Australian National University, Canberra, ACT
0200, Australia;
School of Biological Sciences, Monash University, Melbourne, VIC 3800,
Australia;
and Department of Zoology, La Trobe University, Bundoora, VIC 3086,
Australia
p********7
发帖数: 18007
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来自主题: Military版 - 林志颖这下子现大了(zt)
This guy is an attention Ho with a penis!
p********7
发帖数: 18007
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来自主题: Military版 - Cavity search includes 肛门 and puss?
In a thorough visual body cavity search, a flashlight is used to illuminate
body orifices, including nostrils, ears, mouth, navel, penis (urethra and
foreskin) or vagina, and rectum. Generally, the detainee is required to
manipulate these body parts so that they can be examined.
During manual body cavity searches, body orifices are probed using fingers
or the entire hand. The circumstance in which these inspections may be done
is often restricted. For example, they are done on individuals refusi... 阅读全帖
T**********e
发帖数: 29576
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来自主题: Military版 - 研究表明:黑人的家伙还真是大
这个是新的研究成果,比较硬jb的长度。
The research is published in scientific journal Personality and Individual
Differences.
AVERAGE PENIS SIZE BY SELECTED COUNTRIES (inch)
Republic of Congo - 7.1
Ecuador - 7
Ghana - 6.8
Columbia - 6.7
Iceland - 6.5
Italy - 6.2
South Africa - 6
Sweden - 5.9
Greece - 5.8
Germany - 5.7
New Zealand - 5.5
UK - 5.5
Canada - 5.5
Spain - 5.5
France - 5.3
Australia - 5.2
Russia - 5.2
USA - 5.1
Ireland - 5
Romania - 5
China - 4.3
India - 4
China - 4
Thailand - 4
South Korea - 3.8
North K... 阅读全帖
T**E
发帖数: 1892
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How reliable are these figures?
According to The Telegraph critics have claimed that Mr Flynn’s
research is flawed because the penis length data was gathered from websites.
The Telegraph quotes Jelte Wicherts, professor of methodology at
Tilburg University, Holland as saying, “This is a brave paper in a
controversial area but the data has no methodology.”
Read more: http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/333932#ixzz2qEXKkSLN
p********7
发帖数: 18007
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Who cares you do not care, you are just an undersized penis.
m****c
发帖数: 1181
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你妈告诉你的?why do you care about my penis size?
p********7
发帖数: 18007
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来自主题: Military版 - 美国的无后果文化
a self hater, go back to your mother womb and your papa's penis, son.
You may have learned to speak 英语, but you are such a shame, you are
pathetic, I feel sorry for you.
n******g
发帖数: 17225
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来自主题: Military版 - 一个英语考试的例子
penis pussy
w**e
发帖数: 855
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来自主题: Military版 - 北京一女汉子正义震慑强奸犯
she's got a penis too
l****h
发帖数: 793
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你买penis pump的话,Medicare也可以报。

cares about them)
denied
D*****i
发帖数: 8922
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英汉对照
屌 dick
鸡巴 cock
卵蛋 balls
锤子 prick
雀雀 weenie
命根子 johnson
朘 phallus
阴茎 penis
L***6
发帖数: 8307
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http://www.backchina.com/news/2014/07/05/306349.html
"gook girlfriend"
Small penis cant find a proper aussie gf....
d**********r
发帖数: 24123
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【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: dramawatcher (狗蛋), 信区: Sex
标 题: 计算抽插次数的宝贝
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 7 09:18:38 2014, 美东)
给各位大鸟
套在鸡鸡上
" The SexFit is a ring that sits at the base of the penis, trapping blood
for better, uh, erections, but also packs an accelerometer and Bluetooth
module. That way, your in-and-out statistics will be shared with a companion
app on a smartphone that'll tell you your thrust per minute and even the
calories you've burned. "
篮牙传到手机上,计算每分钟抽查次数以及消耗的热量!
b*********s
发帖数: 823
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来自主题: Military版 - 计算抽插次数的宝贝 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: dramawatcher (狗蛋), 信区: Sex
标 题: 计算抽插次数的宝贝
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 7 09:18:38 2014, 美东)
给各位大鸟
套在鸡鸡上
" The SexFit is a ring that sits at the base of the penis, trapping blood
for better, uh, erections, but also packs an accelerometer and Bluetooth
module. That way, your in-and-out statistics will be shared with a companion
app on a smartphone that'll tell you your thrust per minute and even the
calories you've burned. "
还能告诉你健身的热量消耗!
O*******d
发帖数: 20343
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汉语就是典型的 “面向对象”式的编程语言
衍生 继承 和利用属性对其他新对象的定义能力是其他语言无法具备的
完全同意。 汉语从基本汉字开始组词,逐渐扩展。完全符合编程的“面向对象”概念
。 英语是一个物体就硬造一个词。即使用词根,词根都是拉丁或希腊,跟现代语言差
别很大。 医学名词更是天书。 penis, vagina,hepatitis,哪像汉语的“阴茎”“阴
道”"肝炎“ 一看就明白。 英语只有偶然的派生词,例如black-and-white.
n******g
发帖数: 17225
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来自主题: Military版 - 黑人音乐基本都是软色情
I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable
'Cause I know what the girl them need,
New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport,
You make it hard to leave
[Jason Derulo:]
Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
When you talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Get jazzy on it
[Jason Derulo:]
You know the words to my songs
No h... 阅读全帖
m**i
发帖数: 9848
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来自主题: Military版 - 我一身名牌North Face
还有the east penis, the west puss...
l******r
发帖数: 18699
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西方社会尊重女权的背后是对妇女赤裸裸的歧视。
g******n
发帖数: 53185
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西方男人对女人的绅士风度就是为了把女人搞上床,心甘情愿地跟他们搞各种性交姿势
。搞完了就翻脸不认人。外F很多都经历过
z********o
发帖数: 18304
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摘录精彩内容:
According to one report, the pastor once instructed a female congregant to
get on her knees and apologize to her husband for failing to bend to his
will, then give him a blow job.
g******s
发帖数: 3056
h**z
发帖数: 9751
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1. They are modern day Renaissance men.
They can usually either sing, play an instrument and/or beatbox…
and win all the dance competitions…
From tennis to basketball to golf, they are also very athletic in a wide-
range of sports.
On top of that, they can usually speak/understand/write in [fill in
complicated Asian language]
2. Passive? Weak? Think again!
They are raised by the most vicious, cut-throat people in the world- the old
Asian woman.
Passive? Weak? Think again!
3. Being super famous o... 阅读全帖
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 蛇虽然没有脚,但却有两个吊
“As far as I have noticed, about half of all people do not even get one
penis.”
LOL
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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Don't have the 'baby'! Problem solved! I'm tired of paying taxes to
support the thoughtless action of somebody sticking their penis into a
vagina and suddenly, I have to pay for the rest of their life? Nobody asked
me, if I wanted to pay for that crap! Screw that! If it was me, you'd get
to have one 'mistake' and then the rest is on YOU!
T**E
发帖数: 1892
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首先先简单介绍一下自己吧:我是土生土长大陆留学生,来自东北,在美国德州留学,
马上就两年了;工科PhD,28岁,长着一张普通的不能在普通的中国人的脸;身高176cm
,身材略胖,自认为算是比较魁梧吧,但是酷爱健身,有点肌肉块,足球踢得还算凑合
;关于钱的问题,我每个月就是2100$的RA的工资,开一个2000$的破buick;英语说的
还可以;还有一个关键的问题,就是很多人都喜欢讨论亚洲男JJ的size的大小的问题,
我只想说,我的size就是一般,没有大到A片男主角那么大,就是正常水平吧。所以说
大家如果说我是吊丝,我没有意见。但是我绝对是一个敢爱敢恨的纯爷们。
也许是华人圈中,女少男多的问题确实严重,所以说实话,很多素质很一般,在国内不
会被怎么注意的的女生在美国也会被很多男生追求;很多时候,对于留学生来说,一年
中最开心的时候,就是每年7、8月份学校有新师妹报到的那个阶段,而事实往往是,新
来的师妹,或者矜持,或者害羞,或者不想成为八卦新闻的对象,或者不急着找男友,
或者高傲,或者崇洋,或者拜金,或者被学长的饥渴所吓倒,或者其他原因。但是结果
往往是男生追求师妹失败,而且落下了一... 阅读全帖
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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We have Donkey penis to eat. It is hot inside. We fuck everyone from the
south.
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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you dad's penis is shorter than 白人
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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you dad's penis is shorter than 白人
f*****8
发帖数: 2977
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来自主题: Military版 - 未央生在南非成功了
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/13/health/penis-transplant-south-afr
未来最火的手术 中土比蛮夷领先几百年
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 这个美国老将的歌火爆了
“Why can a man not want his women to have a penis?“

--老大爷
a**********u
发帖数: 28450
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来自主题: Military版 - 说说跟白牛的球事吧
白牛师妹热情而文静,矛盾而又和谐,跟她做试验总是很开心,最关键的是波虽不大,
但是臀圆,让人浮想联翩。
早上到了实验室,白牛师妹一脸灿烂地从试验记录上冲我挥手说哈喽,我也很风度翩翩
地回了个how do you do,然后幽默地说:your pen is nice. 师妹立刻僵了一下,脸
上明摆着抖了一下。我顿时觉得不对劲,这时候传来旁边桌子离婚师姐象母鸡打鸣一样
的咯咯咕咕的笑声。我立刻醒悟了,这可不是闹着玩的,赶紧跟离婚师姐解释说:你莫
要瞎鸡巴想。你那个的bi根本不是她那个比。 说完了又觉得不对,白牛师妹怎么可能
知道pen就是中文的bi呢?正懵懂间,离婚师姐神秘地靠近我,说:杀逼了吧。penis?
C****t
发帖数: 3813
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来自主题: Military版 - 佟丽娅这个墨镜是什么牌子的?
This nose is too tiny for these maga glasses, it's like fitting a small
penis to a big cunt it does not look so fit
m***a
发帖数: 13878
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来自主题: Military版 - 小小鸟王
美国纽约布鲁克林一间酒吧,日前举办第三届最小阴茎比赛(Smallest Penis Comtest
),要让现场的男子汉们比一比谁才是真正的「小小鸟王」,结果由去年屈居亚军的
Puzzlemaster成功登顶,夺下今年的「小鸟王」头衔。
据「gothamist」网站报导,第三次举办「小小鸟」比赛的King's County酒吧当天
现场涌入相当多的观战民众,不但有泳装秀,也有许多表演节目,不少女性还慕名前往
。当然平时可能被「小」觑的情况,在这里可是大受欢迎的,现场DJ还警告若是抱持著
取笑的心理,那还是滚出去吧!
今年最小阴茎比赛共有五名参赛者,去年勇夺冠军的印度青年古普塔并没有参赛。
而去年屈居亚军的Puzzlemaster今年成功一雪去年失利之耻,虽不知SIZE是否有缩水,
但还是击败其他四名参赛选手,夺下今年的「小鸟王」头衔,还获得500美金(约1万
5500元台币)的冠军奖金。而小鸟未必没用,已经有小孩的他,对赢得「小鸟王」头衔
十分自豪,还打算将奖金花在小孩身上。(隋昊志/综合报导)
s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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来自主题: Military版 - today a white cow taught me something new
I was talking something about chinese culture related to foot size, telling
her that we used to consider big feet ugly. Then I looked at my feet, saying
that I would be very ugly if I am a woman. She stared at my feet and
blinked, and said it meant something. I was puzzled. Then she winked and
said it meant large penis... I almost fell off my chair. But now I am kind
of proud because I have helped improve the image of WSN. What a wonderful
evening!
d*b
发帖数: 21830
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这是human rights的巨大胜利!
旧称:女,现称pussy
旧称:男,现称penis
无旧称,新增人种:asshole
今后的driver license上都这样写:
John Dee,Asshole,
M1
发帖数: 2038
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来自主题: Military版 - 对同性恋合法化我没意见
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Docking
Docking is a verb describing the act of stretching one mans foreskin over
another mans penis. It can only be practiced between men if one of them is
uncircumcised. This "foreplay" is best mixed with a little lube or pre-come
prior to the fun begins.
Mitch: Hey I been on such a big dry spell with the ladies can I put my cock
in your cocks foreskin?
Al: Docking's the best, no need to ask!
by Hayessss October 26, 2012
M1
发帖数: 2038
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来自主题: Military版 - 对同性恋合法化我没意见
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docking
when two males, one circumsized, one uncircumsized, put thier heads together
and the uncircumsized male rolls his extra foreskin over the head of the
other males penis.
man, i got drunk last night and was docking with my friend joey
by akweedman February 25, 2009
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