d***s
发帖数: 7683 | 1 SEGA正在开发一款很特别的游戏，这款游戏名为《トイレッツ（厕所）》！大致内容为
，在便器上安装特殊的感应器，通过测试排尿速度等参数来进行迷你游戏。
迷你游戏1：溜めろ！ 小便小僧！（计量）
可以计算你的排尿量，测试你究竟能够存储多少水量。
迷你游戏2：落書き早消し！ 何秒で消せるかな？（消灭涂鸦）
比赛你能用多少时间消除涂鸦，涂鸦的下面似乎会浮现什么？
迷你游戏3：北風と太陽とア・タ・シ（掀裙子）
能否掀开美女的裙子，全看你的气势的游戏。
迷你游戏4：ぶっかけバトル！ 鼻から牛乳（对战！）
与前一个小便的人进行对战比赛，胜利的关键还是气势。
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/12/16/segas-penis-controller/
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d***8
发帖数: 2039 | 3 林英雄到现在还没GF，白长那么大的penis了。怪不得那个女粉丝大叫“Linside me。 |
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f*********n
发帖数: 11154 | 4 http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/2011/08/07
As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher,
walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her
pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.
The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh.
The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch
recordings released Sunday.
.....
"Whenever you handle a firearm, whether you are a n... 阅读全帖 |
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T1
发帖数: 4732 | 5 cctv news那个播娱乐新闻的妞讲话老是吃掉很多音节，说那个英国duo的pianist，说
成23 year old penis。。。 |
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k**********4
发帖数: 16092 | 6 Sweet dreams, Penis Home! |
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P**5
发帖数: 7467 | 7 外F只能算penis container,连home都不能算 |
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d**********t
发帖数: 1821 | 8 世界会变成啥样?
会不会有女人为了买iphone要求男人去把penis卖了。 |
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g****n
发帖数: 2324 | 9 一家人坐在饭桌前吃饭。
儿子突然问父亲：“爸爸，女人有几种乳房？”
父亲觉得很惊讶，还是回答他：“好吧，儿子，女人有三种不同的胸部。在她们二十儿
岁时，乳房就像西瓜一样，圆润而硬挺；在她们三四十岁时，胸部就像丫梨，感觉还好
，但是有些下垂；五十岁以后，那就像洋葱了。”
“洋葱？”儿子不解地问。
“是，你看着它们时，你会流泪。”
他们的对话让母亲和女儿很生气，女儿跟着问母亲：“妈妈，男人有几种penis呢？”
母亲回答：“哦，宝贝，男人会有三个阶段。当他们二十几岁时，那个就像橡树，坚而
有力；当他们三四十岁时，那个就像桦树，绵软但还能用；当他们五十几岁时，那个可
像圣诞树了。”
“圣诞树？”
“对，从根上来讲已经死了，上面挂的球只是装饰罢了。” |
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c***k
发帖数: 4349 | 10 【 以下文字转载自 Pics 讨论区 】
发信人: coask (同问), 信区: Pics
标 题: A whale's penis is called a 'Dork'
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 23 21:39:50 2010, 美东)
you see? |
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b******e
发帖数: 2225 | 11 .一家人坐在饭桌前吃饭。
儿子突然问父亲：“爸爸，女人有几种乳房？”
父亲觉得很惊讶，还是回答他：“好吧，儿子，女人有三种不同的胸部。在她们二十儿
岁时，乳房就像西瓜一样，圆润而硬挺；在她们三四十岁时，胸部就像丫梨，感觉还好
，但是有些下垂；五十岁以后，那就像洋葱了。”
“洋葱？”儿子不解地问。
“是，你看着它们时，你会流泪。”
他们的对话让母亲和女儿很生气，女儿跟着问母亲：“妈妈，男人有几种penis呢？”
母亲回答：“哦，宝贝，男人会有三个阶段。当他们二十几岁时，那个就像橡树，坚而
有力；当他们三四十岁时，那个就像桦树，绵软但还能用；当他们五十几岁时，那个可
像圣诞树了。”
“圣诞树？”
“对，从根上来讲已经死了，上面挂的球只是装饰罢了。” |
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t*******y
发帖数: 21396 | 12 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: modaya (夜雨潇湘), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 被女医生看penis的事
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 9 20:50:36 2010, 美东)
很久远的事情了， 那玩意头皮破了， 火辣辣的疼， 怕发炎， 就找外科医生看， 倒
霉， 碰到了一个女医生。让俺掏出来让她看看，俺害羞说， 不用吧， 俺给你画个图
， 说说哪儿不就行了， 她说不行， 要看才能治病， 妈妈的， 俺两眼一闭， 牙一咬
， 就拿出来了。 她把包皮扒开说， 用点外用笑炎药就好了。 |
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i***l
发帖数: 9994 | 13 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ubcumn (ubcumn), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Religion is like a penis.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 9 12:21:06 2011, 美东)
如图 |
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l****u
发帖数: 8729 | 14 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ubcumn (ubcumn), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Religion is like a penis.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 9 12:21:06 2011, 美东)
如图 |
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r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 15 一家人坐在饭桌前吃饭。
儿子突然问父亲：“爸爸，女人有几种乳房？”
父亲觉得很惊讶，还是回答他：“好吧，儿子，女人有三种不同的胸部。在她们二十儿
岁时，乳房就像西瓜一样，圆润而硬挺；在她们三四十岁时，胸部就像丫梨，感觉还好
，但是有些下垂；五十岁以后，那就像洋葱了。”
“洋葱？”儿子不解地问。
“是，你看着它们时，你会流泪。”
他们的对话让母亲和女儿很生气，女儿跟着问母亲：“妈妈，男人有几种penis呢？”
母亲回答：“哦，宝贝，男人会有三个阶段。当他们二十几岁时，那个就像橡树，坚而
有力；当他们三四十岁时，那个就像桦树，绵软但还能用；当他们五十几岁时，那个可
像圣诞树了。”
“圣诞树？”
“对，从根上来讲已经死了，上面挂的球只是装饰罢了。” |
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G*********r
发帖数: 538 | 16 My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers,
so I did.....
she's 21 and her name's Lucy. |
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i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 17 A young chick enlarges his penis.
[发表自未名空间手机版 - m.mitbbs.com] |
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M****m
发帖数: 3243 | 18 Stewie Griffin @FamilyGuy_
BEST PICK UP LINE:
I have a knife and a penis, you choose which one is going inside you |
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M****m
发帖数: 3243 | 19 @FamilyGuy_: Life is just like a penis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely.
It's the women who make it hard. |
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c****7
发帖数: 4192 | 20 积极点。life is like a penis. sometimes it is hard. but you can only have
fun when it is hard. |
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V**n
发帖数: 560 | 21 ...reminds me that life is like a penis: Most of the time we are freely
hanging there; it is the women make it so hard... |
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w**********5
发帖数: 1741 | 22 海肠子大家都听说过吧？尤其是山东沿海地区的朋友，这玩意儿学名叫单环刺螠，也没
啥新鲜的，不过英文名很有意思：Penis Fish
日本人去上海叫出租，要去花园饭店(Garden Hotel)，用英文和上海司机说，最后被送
到了嘉定沪太路。 |
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G*M
发帖数: 6042 | 24 把你的“a eyes” 替换penis，能读通吗？很有素质？ |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 25 Hey girls (and some of you underendowed guys)!
Penis envy has been a problem since time immemorial. Every time you have to
... micturate, you have to sit down, while your Man can simply zip'r'down,
and fire away.
GoGirl has finally come up with the complete solution - the GoGirl FUD
That's Female Urination Device for the acronymically challenged among you
out there.
Simply zip'r'down, lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body,
forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, h... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 27 老兄， if u say penis on TV, u are NOT gonna get beeped!
连个penis， 都要扭扭捏捏的。
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T**E
发帖数: 1892 | 28 各种族之间的jj差异并不大。亚洲人jj小是西方系统重复的谎言。
西方这么宣传其实就是为了防止白女外f.
Does average penis size really vary between the races? Or is that just a
myth? If it's true, it should be mentioned in the article. Voortle (talk) 18
:55, 27 December 2009 (UTC)
A quick search reveals this page http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=366192 which quotes from a previous version of the main article. What happened to the quoted section? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.59.49.25 (talk) 19:21, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
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m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 29 Bill Clinton Finally Just Shows America His Penis
CHARLOTTE, NC—During his speech Wednesday evening at the Democratic
National Convention in downtown Charlotte, former U.S. president Bill
Clinton finally just unzipped his fly and showed the entire country his
penis.
Sources at the convention told reporters that shortly after stepping onstage
at the Time Warner Cable Arena, the 42nd president of the United States
quieted the audience’s extended standing ovation with his raised hands and
began to ... 阅读全帖 |
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a*******a
发帖数: 451 | 30 Does size matter?
This is probably one of the most frequently asked questions around the world
, and that's too bad, because it's really a pointless question. Penis size
is important if and only if you think it is. If a woman desires a large
penis, then penis size is important to her, and only to her. If you feel
your penis should be larger, then penis size is important to you, and only
to you. But size is only part of what physically stimulates a woman during
sex.
Many women report that too man... 阅读全帖 |
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