Y*******n
发帖数: 2296 | 1 这是我几年来看到的最娱乐最搞笑的故事。
不知大家看过M. Butterfly这部电影没有。
汉语翻译蝴蝶夫人，蝴蝶君。
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107468/
这部电影基本上是写实的，讲述了时佩璞的传奇故事。
一下引百度百科
’时佩璞，男，是北京青年京剧团的编剧、旦角演员兼团部秘书。时佩璞毕业于云南大
学，主攻法语兼西班牙语，学生时代就喜欢京剧，曾与关肃霜合作演出。他后来拜小生
姜妙香为师，曾经在北大礼堂演出《奇双会》。
1964年认识当时驻北京的法国外交官Boursicot，对方以为他是女儿身， 猛烈追求他，
两人其后更发生性关系。在北京工作的布尔西科，一次在使馆举办的酒会期间遇上男扮
女装的花旦演员时佩璞，两人陷入爱河，但布尔西科一直都不知道时佩璞是男儿身，两
人密切交往后，时佩璞更告诉布尔西科，已经怀了他的儿子。
1969年，情报机构利用这关系，将Boursicot招为谍报人员。
Boursicot于1969到1972年派驻北京，
1977到1979年委派到蒙古乌兰巴托，他向中国提供超过500份秘密情报。 由于
Boursicot常驻中国之外，与... 阅读全帖 |
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l*******t
发帖数: 717 | 2 Longer penis, which usually equates to bigger penis in many people's
dictionary, does not indicate better sex.
Besides skills, the sexual satisfaction for women lies more on the width/
hardness of penis than the length, cause only lower 1/3 of vagina bounds in
nerving which is responsible for orgasm. |
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b*******g
发帖数: 98 | 3 all right,
1.1 Petraus put all of his penis into Paula Broadwell's virgina.
1.2 Petraus put all of his penis into Paula Broadwell's Throat.
1.3 Petraus put all of his penis into Paula Broadwell's asshole. |
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T**********e
发帖数: 29576 | 4 竟然有个词叫asian steel，不错。
Are all asians penis's harder when erect than other races?
Because I had sex with a girl and she said she wanted to do a asian guy (im
2/3 asian 1/3 hispanic) because one of her friends said that they have small
penis's and theyre really hard. Ive been with two girls and they have both
said I have a really hard penis when erect. I was Wondering if all asians
are like that or if im just weird?
angmang answered 4 years ago
Yes this is true. Girls call it "Asian steel". It's u... 阅读全帖 |
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m**d
发帖数: 21441 | 5 送交者: 索探[中书令★★★] 于 2016-05-06 20:17 已读 6781 次
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洋妞
Rachel是澳洲长大的洋妹子，红发棕眼，我是土生土长中国人，黑发黑眼。我们因为在
同一所大学读书而相识。那一年，她19岁，我20岁，她刚从美国旅游回来，按部就班进
入大学，而我刚从国内大学退学，选择来澳留学。
夜色注：原文有作者追求妹子的经历和其他一些事情，省略不表。内容还蛮有意思，如
果感兴趣，请点击传送门直接阅读。
白人妹子的身材
Rachel身材很好，胸部是36C+，臀围不清楚，但很大很翘而且结实，腰也是细的。白人
妹子都有的大长腿，Rachel也有，而且白人妹子的长腿和亚洲妹子的长腿还是很不同的
。亚洲妹子的长腿大多是麻杆儿，细嫩有余而丰韵不足，而白人妹子的长腿都是那种看
上去结实而丰腴的，用手抓一下就能感受到那种柔滑和下面肌肉紧绷的弹性。这其实归
结于圆身和扁身的不同，白人妹子多圆身，亚洲妹子多扁身。
白人妹子的身材除了丰满些、个子高些，与亚洲妹子最大的区别还在于腰臀比例。亚洲
妹子的腰长屁股扁，这既是优点也是缺点。优点是... 阅读全帖 |
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H**********f
发帖数: 2978 | 7 BMW = Ultimate penis compensator
BMW+画线 = Ultimate penis+pubes compensator
F15 X5M = Ultimate penis+pubes+testis compensator
Cayenne Turbo S = ??? |
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y***d
发帖数: 2330 | 8 same page
by cut50yearsago
Question ; During puberty, were your erections tight-painfull? If so the
lack of skin may have restricted the growth of you penis. Of course the skin
could stretch and grow too; but this would still slow the growth at the
time the organ was supposed to grow and thus might result in a smaller penis.
This is a problem with infant-child circumcision, it is guess-work to judge
how much tissue to amputate, too much and the penis is restricted and
deformed, "too little" and |
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j*****1
发帖数: 1107 | 9 美国这里5年纪教小孩子们生理卫生，birds and bees，那时候他们大概11岁左右。但
是，几乎所有的孩子，在这之前其实都懂得差不多了，从书上，从朋友那里，从影视作
品那里。
我女儿三年级暑假时看到桌子上放着我的一个DVD，她拿起来读反面，想看看她能不能
看。不记得那个DVD到底是PG13 还是R，我女儿读到“a brief sex scene”，然后就开
始脸红，因为我就站在旁边。但她还是轻轻地读了下去。我是从那时候知道她开始有点
懂的意思了，可以开始讲了。她要是一点感念都没有，我是不会第一个挑起这个话题的。
我一开始只局限于讲女的贡献一个half cell, 这个细胞长在肚子里面的下端，男的贡
献另一个half cell, 那个细胞存在男孩的penis里面，2个融和一起以后变成一个完整
的细胞，在妈妈肚子里长成一个婴儿。我女儿也没有深究，相安无事大半年多一直到9
岁。又过了几个月她有一天问我，“how is a baby made”，我说你知道的啊，2个
half cell什么的，她接着问“I mean how two such cells meet each other”。... 阅读全帖 |
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k**********4
发帖数: 16092 | 10 WASHINGTON (AP) — The Food and Drug Administration on Friday approved the
first drug to treat an unusual condition that causes painful, curved
erections in men.
The agency said it approved the biotech drug Xiaflex to treat Peyronie's
disease, which causes an abnormal bend in the penis during erection. The
disease is caused by scar tissue and can lead to pain and other difficulties
during sex.
FDA says the injectable drug is the first non-surgical treatment for the
disease.
Drugmaker Auxilium Pha... 阅读全帖 |
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c****r
发帖数: 969 | 11 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Helsinki (跑步然后桑拿) 于 (Tue Aug 23 23:20:28 2011, 美东) 提到:
甲： 君说服奥本否？
乙： 噫嘘唏，危呼难哉。匹夫居高临下，一夫当官，万夫莫开。
甲： 君泼墨千尺，奋书万言，鼠辈如何抵挡？
乙： 噫嘘唏，危呼难哉。匹夫执鸡鸡之毛，当作令箭。吾从东土大唐而来，毛发稀少
，无以为敌。
甲： 鼠辈其实无令箭也，所执鸡鸡之毛，不过是虚张声势，色厉内荏而已。君若怒发
冲冠，发皓声以震日月，鼠辈必然溃不成军、以头抢地。
乙： 噫嘘唏，危呼难哉。匹夫固然是虚张声势，色厉内荏，然而其所执鸡鸡之毛，源
于PD，却是形似令箭。吾遍寻上下，找到一物，乃是国别，待吾操之欲与匹夫一博，却
因国别与quota乃是同根所生，最被quota所克，于是被匹夫左手举quota相迎，右手执
鸡毛砍杀。吾不才，折戟沉沙，无功而返。
甲： 鼠辈如此得意，法理何以堪？ 双方皆无法理，莫若以人情世故动之？
乙： 噫嘘唏，危呼难哉。吾晓之以情，动之以理。匹夫无以对，鸣金收兵，在不复出
也。
甲： 快... 阅读全帖 |
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r*******t
发帖数: 8550 | 12 http://condomsizechart.blogspot.com/2009/01/penis-size-chart.html
The study found that the average penis length was 14.9 cm (5.9 in) and the
average circumference being 12.6 cm (5.0 in)- see chart below. 401 college
students volunteered to be measured during 2001 Spring Break in Cancún,
Mexico, of which 300 gained an erection to be clinically measured (without
pharmacological aid). The 300 effective measurements makes this study double
the size of any prior study that uses medical staff to measu... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 13 do u listen to howard stern?!
JOHN, KING OF BALLS
Howard welcomed a man named John to the studio, noting that John had
unusually large testicles: “His balls are basically the size of a large
watermelon.” It took several minutes for John to make his way into the
studio before he wheezed that moving his balls around--and their pillow-
topped resting place--wasn’t easy: “I put a pillow on top of the milk
crate that I turn upside down.”
John said he last weighed his balls at 72lbs, so Howard had ste... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 14 only a woman who doesn't contribute to society, who has no worth herself,
lives off sucking off her husband and other men's penis, would define one's
worth by men's penis.
i know it's hard for a slut like u to imagine there's life outside of men's
penis |
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j***y
发帖数: 5098 | 15 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
outbacker (IRUN) 于 (Wed Sep 28 09:48:50 2011, 美东) 提到:
网上抄的：
Quoting from _The Book Of Lists #2_, copyright 1979, pg 305-6:
11 physical attributes men imagine
women admire most about them
1. muscular chest and shoulders 21%
2. muscular arms 18
3. penis 15
4. tallness 13
5. flat stomach 9
6. slimness 7
7. hair (texture, not length) 4
7. buttocks 4
7. eye 4
10. long legs 3
11. neck 2
11 physical attributes women really
admire most about men
1. buttocks (... 阅读全帖 |
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l******m
发帖数: 31446 | 16 “Penis Hotpot display on table with patrons in background. It is very
unusual to eat animal penis at a restaurant. Some people eat an animal's
penis to cure an ailment or increase virility.” |
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h**********0
发帖数: 614 | 17 实话说吧, 99%的男人penis size 都不会是too big for women.
阴道弹性很大的，一个小孩都可以出来，何况是penis.
女人说男人太大，都是为了取悦男人说说而已。study shows vagina can accomendate
any size of penis. |
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d*****u
发帖数: 17243 | 18 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/28/mother-kills-son-small
An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she
was worried that his "small penis" would affect his prospects for the future
, a police spokesman said Thursday.
The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a
small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink
further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name
, told AFP.
"She told ... 阅读全帖 |
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f*******l
发帖数: 8811 | 19 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Yossarian (野马尘埃), 信区: Military
标 题: 我党最神奇的间谍，男扮女妆，深入法国
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Nov 3 10:47:38 2011, 美东)
这是我几年来看到的最娱乐最搞笑的故事。
不知大家看过M. Butterfly这部电影没有。
汉语翻译蝴蝶夫人，蝴蝶君。
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107468/
这部电影基本上是写实的，讲述了时佩璞的传奇故事。
一下引百度百科
’时佩璞，男，是北京青年京剧团的编剧、旦角演员兼团部秘书。时佩璞毕业于云南大
学，主攻法语兼西班牙语，学生时代就喜欢京剧，曾与关肃霜合作演出。他后来拜小生
姜妙香为师，曾经在北大礼堂演出《奇双会》。
1964年认识当时驻北京的法国外交官Boursicot，对方以为他是女儿身， 猛烈追求他，
两人其后更发生性关系。在北京工作的布尔西科，一次在使馆举办的酒会期间遇上男扮
女装的花旦演员时佩璞，两人陷入爱河，但布尔西科一直都不知道时佩璞是男儿身，两
人密切交往后，时佩璞更告诉布... 阅读全帖 |
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r*s
发帖数: 2555 | 20 GIGANTE, Colombia — A Colombian man's attempt to impress a new girlfriend
with his sexual prowess backfired in an ironically tragic way.
According to the La Nacion newspaper, the 66-year-old had to have his penis
amputated after reportedly overdosing on the erectile disfunction medication
Viagra.
Doctors in southern Colombia say the man intentionally overdosed on Viagra
to impress his new girlfriend. As a result, he experienced a constant state
of erection for several days, according to the pape... 阅读全帖 |
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w**k
发帖数: 6722 | 21 雅虎的一个评论。LGBT真是过份了。
I'm part of the LGBT community and I have to say that I disagree with the
court order. We've asked those who are straight to put themselves in our
shoes and now it's time we put ourselves in theirs.
You have to admit that if you are a woman you would not feel comfortable
with someone who has a penis being in the locker room(I'd imagine even
moreso if you are a lesbian). IF the student had the penis cut off and was
taking the hormones and any other practices that go with the se... 阅读全帖 |
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P******l
发帖数: 1648 | 22 这些里面的最后一个问题是一位女士在网上找的一句话。搬出这样的话来，一个主内弟
兄不管说啥都很难堪，怕担上骚扰之嫌。
上帝非常奇妙，有一位实习女传道人回答了这些问题。
1
宗教是人寻找精神寄托
古代，不孝有三，无后为大，大家又不知道怎样才可以生儿子，很神秘，所以求子盛行
，精神寄托罢了
在心理大压力下，神秘的事物，无能为力，就求神拜佛
所以基督信仰也是如此。
-谢谢您还用基督信仰这个词，充分展示了您本身对信仰的敬畏。
无能为力的时刻，是任何人都难以避免的，不管以什么形式。本质原因是背离真正代表
永恒的终极力量。
但归根结底，人能透过人手所造的一切偶像和宗教能获得的，都不能超越人必有一死的
结局。如果生命可以有无尽的可能，那可能一定不来自人本身，而是来自一位足以超越
人类一切缺憾的神。
这也是我们信仰的核心，人靠自己找不到的神，主动来找我们回到永恒中去。
2
不停得传福音，要么有利益，要么就是对自己的选择不自信。
-您说的没错，我们当然有利益，而且是白白的、已经给完的利益，也是一个人人有份
的终极利益：神透过成为人，而拯救人脱离一切背离神的责任,并以神自己死去为永恒
有效的代价，并让我... 阅读全帖 |
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h*****b
发帖数: 492 | 24 Penis bone lost through evolution
Nature 540, 486 (22 December 2016) doi:10.1038/540486b
Our monogamous lifestyle may explain why humans, unlike many other mammals,
lack a penis bone.
The bone, called a baculum, rests at the end of the penis and is thought to
provide structural support and prolong copulation. Matilda Brindle and
Christopher Opie at University College London analysed the size of bacula in
nearly 2,000 species of mammal, including primates and carnivores. They
found that species t... 阅读全帖 |
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I***i
发帖数: 14557 | 25 英文名Damselfly
请看下面这篇有关蜻蜓、豆娘的科普文章
http://insects.about.com/od/dragonfliesanddamselflies/p/How-Dra
How Dragonflies Mate
By Debbie Hadley
Dragonfly sex is a rough and tumble affair. If you've ever seen a pair of
mating dragonflies in the throes of passion, you know that their sexual
coupling requires the flexibility and acrobatic skill of a Cirque de Soleil
performer. Females get bitten, males get scratched, and sperm winds up
everywhere. These strange mating habits have survived millions of years o... 阅读全帖 |
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D*V
发帖数: 3096 | 26 乌龟这种动物是绝对的机会主义者，不主动出击，唯一的反抗就是＂缩＂
全世界是不是只有中国人把penis和乌龟联系在一起呀？用来指代penis的词汇几乎全世
界通用，比如鸡，根，什么的。
只有龟这种说法，中国人才用 |
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x*****z
发帖数: 787 | 27 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_hyena
Spotted hyenas have a complex set of postures in communication. When afraid,
the ears are folded flat, and are often combined with baring of the teeth
and a flattening of the mane. When attacked by other hyenas or by wild dogs,
the hyena lowers its hindquarters. Before and during an assertive attack,
the head is held high with the ears cocked, mouth closed, mane erect and the
hindquarters high. The tail usually hangs down when neutral, though it will
ch... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****i
发帖数: 18 | 28 “大话西游之世界军坛和鼎盛”
原创作者: 滚石
第十部分
Brian看着桌上发了疯一样不停地叫唤着的电话，竟然有些哆嗦起来，不知道是接还
是不接的好，仿佛那电话听筒是块滚烫的烙铁。他知道是谁打来的，只是不知道到时候如
何应对对方的质问。当电话铃声响到第四下的时候，他赶在自己的voice mailbox之前接
起了电话。
“Hello, this is Brian speaking.”
“It’s P. Listen, Brian, that was a big boo-boo! I was really, really
f*ckin impressed!”Peter Ennis的声音明显地听上去很不安。“The whole block was
blown away, buddy! I don’t know what the history of the City of Vancouver
says in the book, but sure this is gonna be a new record!”
Peter Ennis是刚刚接任温哥华警察总长这份差事的。原先那个两个月前因为在皇... 阅读全帖 |
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T1
发帖数: 4732 | 29 1. weewee
the thing that peepee comes out of
my doctor circumsized my weewee!
2. weewee
A penis that is under 4 inches in length when hard. Anything over 4 inches
can be refered to as dick, cock, ect.
"Hahahaha, she said that max had a weewee"
"I need a cock pump for my weewee"
wewe wee-wee baby dick small cock lil'smoky
3. weewee
1. to pee
2. a small penis
1. i have to go weewee
2. my baby has a weewee
4. ... |
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M1
发帖数: 2038 | 30 what's this?
that's my penis
that's your penis,
yeah
sorry about that
hhhaaaaaaaaa |
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f******k
发帖数: 5329 | 31 乌龟这种动物是绝对的机会主义者，不主动出击，唯一的反抗就是＂缩＂
全世界是不是只有中国人把penis和乌龟联系在一起呀？用来指代penis的词汇几乎全世
界通用，比如鸡，根，什么的。
只有龟这种说法，中国人才用 |
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m*******r
发帖数: 1701 | 32 附件B：被加利福尼亚卫生局鉴定的产品
1992年2月21日修订
一、含有有毒成分的药物
1.产品名称：保泰松
厂商： 泰国曼谷纽约化学药品公司
有毒成分：I，2-联苯1-3，5-dioxo-4-n-butylpyrazolidine；苯甲二氮
不良反应：死亡，粒细胞缺乏，抽搐，癫痫发作，精神错乱。
2.产品名称：追风透骨丸
厂商： 香港南宁制药有限公司
台湾(或其它地方的)寿星制药有限公司
有毒成分：保泰松、氨基比林、消炎痛、二氢氯噻、利眠宁、甲基睾丸酮、强的松、
苯甲二氮、chloro—zoxozone、醋氨酚、铅、镉。
不良反应：死亡，粒细胞缺乏，昏迷，镇静，男性征增强。
3.产品名称：朱砂安神丸
厂商： 中国兰州中药厂
有毒成分：汞
不良反应：死亡，肾病，肝病，腹泻。
4.产品名称：小儿止咳糖浆
厂商：Thai Charoen Bhaeaaj，泰国
有毒成分：氯霉素(氨胺苯醇)
不良反庆：粒细胞缺乏，贫血，虚脱，肝炎、呕吐，腹泻。
5.产品名称：红花油
厂商： Koong Yiek... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 33 1。Petraus put all of his penis into Paula Broadwell's virgina.?
Are you kidding, right?
Petraus put all of his penis into Paula Broadwell's THROAT ! |
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O*******d
发帖数: 20343 | 34 是用蛋蛋皮或JJ皮做的， 可以里边会有毛。 使用前，需要人工扩张一下。
A transsexual's neo-vagina will never look the same as a natal vagina. It
may look similar (depending on the surgeon's skill) but not the same. Yes,
there is diversity from natal vagina to vagina. But there are certain things
you will NEVER see in a real woman's mantrap!
1) Symmetrical scarring either side of the lips (Labia Majora). These scars
are always present as they represent the area from where the guy's balls
were torn out. Some trannies try to hide th... 阅读全帖 |
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x******g
发帖数: 33885 | 35 Here are the average penis sizes in inches:
(The main thing to remember, guys, is that it's not the size, but what you
do with it that counts.)
Republic of Congo, 7.1
Ecuador, 7
Ghana, 6.8
Colombia 6.7
Iceland 6.5
Italy 6.2
South Africa 6
Sweden 5.9
Greece 5.8
Germany 5.7
New Zealand 5.5
UK 5.5
Canada 5.5
Spain 5.5
France 5.3
Australia 5.2
Russia 5.2
USA 5.1
Ireland 5
Romania 5
China 4.3
India 4
Thailand 4
South Korea 3.8
North Korea 3.8
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/iv-drip/the-penis-size... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 36 You want equality? You got it.
...
Asian: Small penis, Super intelligence.
Women: No penis, Extreme intelligence. |
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l**t
发帖数: 6971 | 37 http://www.businessinsider.com/new-study-on-penis-size-2013-7
“The average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long
when erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.”
“The study found that other characteristics of a man, such as his race or
orientation, weren't good predictors of his member's size.”
所谓美国GG大JJ，wsn小JJ，其实都是外F造出来的谣言。因为她们嫁的白垃圾，怎么看
怎么垃圾，各方面全方位的垃圾。为了给自己自圆其说，只好编造JJ大这种让外人无法
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w******u
发帖数: 1098 | 38 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: wusuoqiu (嘁哩喀喳：基督教是邪教！), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 牧师说服基们相信他的阴茎含有“圣奶”（Holy Milk）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 22 18:21:09 2013, 美东)
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-... 阅读全帖 |
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l****5
发帖数: 313 | 39 An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”
屎基佬,圣奶好喝吗? |
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w******u
发帖数: 1098 | 40 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: wusuoqiu (我是嘁哩喀喳), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 求科普：什么叫“圣奶”（Holy Milk）？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 26 15:06:31 2013, 美东)
先看新闻：
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-his-ma... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****u
发帖数: 17243 | 41 这东西很少有人研究过
可能得问一些经验丰富的女性
网上搜来的东西也是互相矛盾
The average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when
erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.
The study, published online July 10 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, is
relatively consistent with the results of prior surveys of penis size.
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