b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 1 对应的脏字是ho?
这个dick就是penis的意思了，成了借代？
1
chiefly British : fellow, chap
2
usually vulgar : penis
3
[by shortening & alteration] : detective
正式用法里面，其实并无贬义。
贱男：such a dick |
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w***r
发帖数: 7173 | 2 男孩才操心的少呢。
我的一位美国朋友是这样说的：
When you have a boy, you only need to worry about one penis.
but when you have a girl, you have to worry about every penis. |
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C****a
发帖数: 7186 | 3 来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 紧急求助！ 不是吧 笑话是说 如果有儿子 你要worry about 1 penis 如果有女儿 你要worry
about every penis in the world |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 4 来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 紧急求助！ 逻辑上等价啊。你谈电子移动和空穴移动事实上是一回事，但是我的表述法就避免了三
俗文字啊……
不是吧 笑话是说 如果有儿子 你要worry about 1 penis 如果有女儿 你要worry
about every penis in the world |
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w***r
发帖数: 7173 | 5 错了。用Seinfeld的话来讲，是penis 和brain 下象棋，最后penis 赢了。 |
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b**********8
发帖数: 1002 | 6 Confucius says:
When your ego fighting with your penis, your penis always wins. |
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f********p
发帖数: 8584 | 7 让我想起一个同事说过的一句话，生个儿子只用管一个penis，生个女儿得管n个penis |
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m********5
发帖数: 17667 | 9 几年前电影《金刚》全球热播，那只生长激素失调的巨型大猩猩“金刚”为了一个人类
女性，在帝国大厦楼顶酣畅淋漓地打飞机，这场面感动得不少姑娘们眼泪汪汪地想“这
样的猩猩你伤不起！！！”，甚至暗暗嫌弃身旁鞍前马后伺候着的男友不够真汉子。其
实从生物学的角度来讲，大猩猩“金刚”绝非佳偶：首先因为大猩猩都很大力，成年雄
性的上肢力量是成年男子的六倍，姑娘们在其手里嬉戏时一不小心就会被捏得大小便失
禁；其次是大猩猩虽然体型威猛，它的某个器官实际上并不与身体尺寸成比例：成年大
猩猩的阴茎在兴奋状态下的平均长度也只有四五厘米。《枪炮、病菌和钢铁》的作者，
加州大学洛杉矶分校的生理学教授贾雷德·戴蒙德曾在其《第三种猿》一书中用插图做
了一些灵长目动物的阴茎大小比较，不管是绝对尺寸还是考虑身体大小的相对尺寸，人
类男性都昂首挺胸地赢过黑猩猩和大猩猩这些与人类亲缘关系最近的毛毛球。
而且那个部位除了尺寸外还有其他区别：同灵长目的各种猩猩相比，只有人类没有阴茎
刺(penis
spine)。这种刺是阴茎表面角质化的细小锥状结构，请想象仙人棍和狼牙棒做参考。阴
茎刺在不同物种里有不同的作用：有些昆虫的刺就是为了... 阅读全帖 |
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c*******r
发帖数: 527 | 10 ^^...I read somewhere before that the average penis size is black>white>
asian. Even south park made a joke about this in one episode. Anyway, It's
probably an individual taste and I doubt that most women chose their mates
on this alone.
Although it is none of my business how my chinese fellows choose to treat
their wives and kids, LZ's anger is pretty entertaining.
BTW: I've never understood how those studies on penis measurement got done.
Do people simply report their own "erected" sizes or th... 阅读全帖 |
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s********2
发帖数: 763 | 11 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: lopt (好好学习天天向上), 信区: Military
标 题: 美国GG大JJ的神话破灭了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 18 01:48:03 2013, 美东)
http://www.businessinsider.com/new-study-on-penis-size-2013-7
“The average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long
when erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.”
“The study found that other characteristics of a man, such as his race or
orientation, weren't good predictors of his member's size.”
所谓美国GG大JJ，wsn小JJ，其实都是外F造出来的谣言。因为她们嫁的白垃圾，怎么看
怎么垃圾，各方面全方位的垃圾。为... 阅读全帖 |
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w******u
发帖数: 1098 | 12 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: wusuoqiu (我是嘁哩喀喳), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 求科普：什么叫“圣奶”（Holy Milk）？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 26 15:06:31 2013, 美东)
先看新闻：
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-his-ma... 阅读全帖 |
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z********o
发帖数: 18304 | 13 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: zhaowendao (嘁哩喀喳), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 大千世界无奇不有：基督徒如何增加“灵命”？？？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 14 20:47:52 2014, 美东)
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-his-manhood-... 阅读全帖 |
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f*********e
发帖数: 3037 | 14 李莫愁 Don't Worry Lee
李寻欢 Be Happy Lee
常遇春 Always Meet Spring
杨不悔 No Regrets Young
杨逍 Happy Young
范遥 Far Fan
王重阳 Double Sun King
金轮法王 Golden Wheel-in-law
谢逊 Suckson
黄药师 Dr. Huang
张三丰 Three peak Chaung
杨康 Health Young
小龙女 Miss Dragon
杨过 Fault Young
陆小凤 Little Phoenix Lu
阳顶天 Great Penis
令狐冲 Make the Fox Rush
韦小宝 Baby Way
王重阳 Two Penis King
任我行 Let Me Go
何师我 Who Teaches Me
何足道 What To Say
向问天 To ask sky
江玉郎 Handsome Man River
江别鹤 Goodbye Crane River
蒋干 Going To Fucking
乔峰 Moutain. JO
段誉 Broken Jade
曹... 阅读全帖 |
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x*********o
发帖数: 569 | 15 李寻欢不是look for happy lee？
李莫愁 Don't Worry Lee
李寻欢 Be Happy Lee
常遇春 Always Meet Spring
杨不悔 No Regrets Young
杨逍 Happy Young
范遥 Far Fan
王重阳 Double Sun King
金轮法王 Golden Wheel-in-law
谢逊 Suckson
黄药师 Dr. Huang
张三丰 Three peak Chaung
杨康 Health Young
小龙女 Miss Dragon
杨过 Fault Young
陆小凤 Little Phoenix Lu
阳顶天 Great Penis
令狐冲 Make the Fox Rush
韦小宝 Baby Way
王重阳 Two Penis King
任我行 Let Me Go
何师我 Who Teaches Me
何足道 What To Say
向问天 To ask sky
江玉郎 Handsome Man River
江别鹤 Goodbye Crane River
蒋干 Going To Fucking
乔峰 Mo... 阅读全帖 |
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c********o
发帖数: 5484 | 16 李莫愁 Don't Worry Lee
李寻欢 Be Happy Lee
常遇春 Always Meet Spring
杨不悔 No Regrets Young
杨逍 Happy Young
范遥 Far Fan
王重阳 Double Sun King
金轮法王 Golden Wheel-in-law
谢逊 Suckson
黄药师 Dr. Huang
张三丰 Three peak Chaung
杨康 Health Young
小龙女 Miss Dragon
杨过 Fault Young
陆小凤 Little Phoenix Lu
阳顶天 Great Penis
令狐冲 Make the Fox Rush
韦小宝 Baby Way
王重阳 Two Penis King
任我行 Let Me Go
何师我 Who Teaches Me
何足道 What To Say
向问天 To ask sky
江玉郎 Handsome Man River
江别鹤 Goodbye Crane River
蒋干 Going To Fucking
乔峰 Moutain. JO
段誉 Broken Jade
曹... 阅读全帖 |
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d*******8
发帖数: 3182 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: mitbbs2715 (好吃不懒做), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 这篇文章准上十大！！哈哈
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Apr 21 13:19:53 2011, 美东)
几年前电影《金刚》全球热播，那只生长激素失调的巨型大猩猩“金刚”为了一个人类
女性，在帝国大厦楼顶酣畅淋漓地打飞机，这场面感动得不少姑娘们眼泪汪汪地想“这
样的猩猩你伤不起！！！”，甚至暗暗嫌弃身旁鞍前马后伺候着的男友不够真汉子。其
实从生物学的角度来讲，大猩猩“金刚”绝非佳偶：首先因为大猩猩都很大力，成年雄
性的上肢力量是成年男子的六倍，姑娘们在其手里嬉戏时一不小心就会被捏得大小便失
禁；其次是大猩猩虽然体型威猛，它的某个器官实际上并不与身体尺寸成比例：成年大
猩猩的阴茎在兴奋状态下的平均长度也只有四五厘米。《枪炮、病菌和钢铁》的作者，
加州大学洛杉矶分校的生理学教授贾雷德·戴蒙德曾在其《第三种猿》一书中用插图做
了一些灵长目动物的阴茎大小比较，不管是绝对尺寸还是考虑身体大小的相对尺寸，人
类男性都昂首挺胸地赢过黑猩猩和大猩... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 7166 | 19 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: wusuoqiu (嘁哩喀喳：基督教是邪教！), 信区: Military
标 题: 牧师说服基们相信他的阴茎含有“圣奶”（Holy Milk） (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 22 18:22:44 2013, 美东)
发信人: wusuoqiu (嘁哩喀喳：基督教是邪教！), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 牧师说服基们相信他的阴茎含有“圣奶”（Holy Milk）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 22 18:21:09 2013, 美东)
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy ... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****d
发帖数: 7166 | 20 【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: zhaowendao (嘁哩喀喳), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 大千世界无奇不有：基督徒如何增加“灵命”？？？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 14 20:47:52 2014, 美东)
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that
his penis contains HOLY MILK. This pastor said that his penis was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit
” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
新闻来源：
http://www.spyghana.com/pastor-says-god-blessed-his-manhood-... 阅读全帖 |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 21 请使用以下变量名
long long time_ago;
long long penis;
unsigned short penis;
double fly;
bool shit;
double penetration; //ouch!
return home;
#define true false
typedef SHORT SWORD; // 短剑在手，bug 不愁
// 先这样 |
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i**i
发帖数: 1500 | 22 基情四射之后的颓废寂寞
long long time_ago;
long long penis;
unsigned short penis;
double fly;
bool shit;
double penetration; //ouch!
#define true false
typedef SHORT SWORD; // 短剑在手，bug 不愁
//就这样
while(){sleep(1);}
return home; |
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j******l
发帖数: 10445 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 NextGeneration 讨论区 】
发信人: Taozi29 (楼兰无伤), 信区: NextGeneration
标 题: Re: 还是生女儿吧
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 20 08:58:21 2015, 美东)
用好汉两个半里的一句台词，生男孩只操心一个penis，生女孩要操心天下所有的penis
，LOL |
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t***u
发帖数: 20182 | 25 以后人人都象博导一样抬起头
Penis Transplant: 1st Transplant in the US Performed at Massachusetts
General Hospital
A man from Halifax, Mass., who had his penis removed due to penile cancer,
underwent the experimental 15-hour operation earlier in May. The organ was
transplanted from a deceased donor. |
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E**c
发帖数: 713 | 26 请教：怎样巧妙地用我有一朋友开头，并且避免别人怀疑说的是自己?
Manager找我谈话：最近是不是失眠了？
我：你怎么知道？
Manager：之前一开会你就会睡着，刚才的会却没有
昨晚上去洗脚，跟小妹一直聊天，最后妹子说我说的太黄，有点的脸红，不用想跟我聊
天，我又接二连三的调侃几句，结果妹子说了我一句:你真是划船不用浆啊，各位大神
们说说这是啥意思？
女友怀孕，我第一次去见她单亲妈妈。女友：他岁数大但对我好，而且我怀孕了！
她妈：你先出去，我和他单独聊聊！
女友出去后，我诚恳道：阿姨，我爱她，我会对她好的！
她妈面色铁青：我今天没化妆，我也怀孕了…
试了一下，步子迈大了根本扯不着蛋，顶多是扯韧带，跟蛋没关系。反而双腿并拢慢慢
蚁行，蛋蛋有刮蹭拉扯感。
所以，男人，还是得大步往前。
我一朋友，爱坐黑车，省钱。有一次，被交警拦下，交警怀疑是黑车，司机连忙说：我
们俩是朋友，我知道他号码。说着，便打朋友手机，因为我朋友坐他车好几次，所以互
相留下号码。
朋友手机响了，交警拿来一看，只见手机屏幕上显示”黑车司机”。
小明去苹果店买了台笔记本电脑，虽然小明会使用os系统，但美女店员是小明的菜。... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 27 wiener
the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.
another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term
Weenie
A penis. Usually small.
Hey! You have a very small weenie!
Fanny
UK, Australia, NZ. Fanny= pussy
Silly yanks, fanny= bum |
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g******t
发帖数: 18158 | 28 博导回帖不看帖，歌词原文：““Romelu Lukaku, he’s our Belgian scoring
genius with a 24 inch penis, scoring all our goals, bellend by his toes”
不是 Belgian scoring genius with a 24 cm penis |
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t*****u
发帖数: 8966 | 30 是Perineal urethrostomy
Treatment
Urethral obstruction is an emergency. Yet, if the symptoms are noticed early
and professional treatment is obtained immediately, your cat’s chance of
recovery is almost 100 percent.
Your veterinarian will first try to relieve the obstruction by applying
gentle pressure to the bladder and manipulating the penis. If the plug
remains, the doctor may insert a catheter through the urethra into the
bladder (with the cat sedated or under a light anesthesia) or suction u... 阅读全帖 |
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l**t
发帖数: 6971 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: lopt (好好学习天天向上), 信区: Military
标 题: 美国GG大JJ的神话破灭了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 18 01:48:03 2013, 美东)
http://www.businessinsider.com/new-study-on-penis-size-2013-7
“The average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long
when erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.”
“The study found that other characteristics of a man, such as his race or
orientation, weren't good predictors of his member's size.”
所谓美国GG大JJ，wsn小JJ，其实都是外F造出来的谣言。因为她们嫁的白垃圾，怎么看
怎么垃圾，各方面全方位的垃圾。为... 阅读全帖 |
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