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发帖数: 4196 | 1 不是我恶搞，这个是正规媒体报道的。
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not
breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is
dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help.
First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back
on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?" |
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