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Joke版 - Pussy (R rated) (转载)
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: sgrastar (Theodore), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Pussy (R rated)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Nov 29 15:55:55 2010, 美东)
歌词:
Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu gro?, zu klein,
Er k?nnte etwas gr??er sein.
Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Au?land fahren,
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spa?, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.
Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all.
Zu gro?, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.
Sch?nes Fr?ulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps I'm Kopf, du holde Braut,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!
Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.
Germany!
Germany!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany
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