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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 基要信仰概论 马有藻
第六课
论人
━━神的精心杰作
一、序言
合神心意的大卫不仅赞叹宇宙的伟大与奇妙(诗19:1-6),亦感怀神对人慈爱的眷顾(
诗8:4-9),可见他非只认识神创造的神奇,复明白人的本性极需神的爱顾,不然,人就
远离其被造之目的━━倚靠与敬拜神。故此,因他先清楚认识神的实在,才能进而认识
人的本性,诚如有人说:“真认识神者必认识人,认识人的真相者亦必进而认识神”。
此说亦近我国古语“思知人,不可以不知天”一言(中庸,哀公问政二十章)〔注1〕。
二、人的来源
人的由来只有两个可能的解释:一据自科学假设,一据自圣经启示。
A.进化论━━在细节上亦有三个解说:
1.无神进化论(atheistic evolution)━━此说言万物皆循天演的自理生成,人类亦由
下级动物亿万年递嬗进化而来,故又名“天演论”。
2.有神进化论(theistic evolution)━━此说言神创造万物,并原始的单细胞,人就
是从这首个原始的单细胞经历亿万年之光阴进化而来,有神进化论广受知名的信徒科学
家及神学家采纳,因为他们觉得“进化论”的根据言之有理(如James Orr: A. H. Str
ong; Amer... 阅读全帖
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Calvin's Self-Justifications (by Dave Hunt)
Some critics argued that burning Servetus would only encourage the Roman Cat
holics of France to do the same to the Huguenots (70,000 would be slaughtere
d in one night in 1572).
Stung by such opposition, in February 1554, Calvin published a broadside aim
ed at his critics: Defensio orthodoxae fidei de sacra Trinitate contra prodi
giosos errores Michaelis Serveti. He argued that all who oppose God's truth
are worse than murderers because murder merely ... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - God Particle 稱呼的來源

you really made my day....
I responded to beijingren's Einstein quote post with a pun "exactly" because
I agree with the deterministic view of the universe (consistent with the
Christian belief), which is a blow to the "random" mutation assumption in
modern "evoution" theory.
Then your comments totally side-tracked this thread....to what interests you
I guess.
l**********n
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进化论在科学上的种种难题
一 进化论若干证据分析
(一)胚胎重演论
大多数高中生物学课本中都有一张胚胎发育图,显示鱼、蝾螈、乌龟、鸡、猪、牛、兔
、人等动物在胚胎发育不同阶段的侧面图,其原版收藏在伦敦大学的Bodleian图书馆,
它的作者是十九世纪德国Jena大学的生物学教授海克尔(Ernst Haeckel)。从这张图
得出的结论是,虽然这些动物成年后形态各不相同,但是由于它们是由共同的祖先进化
而来,所以在胚胎发育过程中均有一个形态相似的阶段,这就是“胚胎重演论”(
Ontogeny recaptulates phylogeny)。
可以用“日晷模型”(Hourglass model)来阐述胚胎重演论,其横轴显示进化过程中
形态上的差异,纵轴显示胚胎发育时期,就象日晷一样,胚胎早期都是受精卵,胚胎发
育成熟后,就成了各种形态各异的动物,也就是说,不管这些动物发育成熟后形态上的
差异有多大,但在胚胎发育的某个阶段,其形态仍旧会重演一个类似鱼的形态。这个理
论和模型的价值在于,它提示在胚胎发育的过程中,残留物种进化的痕迹。这个理论强
有力地支持了进化论,并且作为进化论的一个主要证据,... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Quo Vadis? A Sermon on the Pericope Adulterae
A Sermon on the Pericope Adulterae
Bible Research > Textual Criticism > Story Of The Adulteress > Quo Vadis?
Quo Vadis?
A Sermon on the Pericope Adulterae
by Michael Marlowe, 2004
The Quo Vadis story is one of those Legends of the Saints that are well-know
n to Catholics but practically unknown to Protestants. It is an ancient lege
nd concerning Peter's martyrdom, believed to be from the second century, and
preserved in the collection of legends included in the apocryphal Acts of P
eter. George ... 阅读全帖
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全文转载如下。
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起初神创造-评进化论的由来与谬误
“起初神创造诸天与地”(创一1),这是圣经开宗明义的第一句话,这也是阿波罗八
号登月宇宙飞船上的宇航员首次到达月球外围时,发到地球上的第一个讯息。
当人观赏宇宙的伟大、恢宏、规则、精确,不能不想到其设计者;当人细察地球上亿万
生物的奇姿多彩、变化万千和巧妙配搭,也不能不联想到生命的源头和创始者(徒三15
);当人站在镜子前观看自己身体构造的奇妙,或在夜深人静时思想内心世界的丰富和
良心感觉的可畏,不能不赞叹“因我受造奇妙可畏;你的作为奇妙,这是我心深知道的
”(诗一三九14)。
然而,自一八五九年达尔文发表《物种起源》(The Origin of Species)(这是达尔
文所提出的解释宇宙、生命和人起源的假说),提出进化学说之后,进化的思想就如野
火蔓延,甚至写进许多国家的教科书里。因着进化论的教育,许多人误把进化论当作科
学真理,而把圣经中所启示的“起初神创造”当作不合科学的神话。这一进化学说蒙蔽
人的心思,拦阻人对宇宙创造者和宇宙存在意义的追寻,贬低人生存的意义和价值,导
致社会道德的退化。
本文通过... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Wisdom版 - 禅宗神会禅师对缘起法的无知
Tathagata 是如来的意思;tatha: 如;gata: 来、去; 梵文的来跟去都可以用这个字
。所以金刚经说:如来者,无所从来,亦无所去, 这是梵文的 pun。Tathagata 英文有
时义译为 thus come, thus gone
garbha 胎藏
如来藏 Tathāgata-garbha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tath%C4%81gatagarbha_doctrine
英文有时取佛性义,义译为 Buddha nature
t******g
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来自主题: Wisdom版 - 原始佛教的語言問題(ZZ)
不喜排版, 可以看跟贴的link
佛教十五題 季羨林
原始佛教的語言問題
[日期:2011-04-12] 來源:網友上傳 作者:季羨林 如佛友覺得此書不錯,請

初轉法輪麥積山石窟第133窟第10號造像碑(局部)以釋迦牟尼說法形象表現佛陀為
五比丘說法這一情節。
三世佛像清代唐卡(布畫)布達拉宮藏“我們在上面已經說過,佛在世時宣揚教義所
使用的語言,可能是摩揭陀語。”“唐卡”意為卷軸畫,是我國藏區最流行的一種宗教
繪畫形式。這幅唐卡中現在的釋迦牟尼佛在主位,下有弟子侍立,後有華麗的蟠龍佛龕
,過去佛和未來佛在上方左右兩角。第三題原始佛教的語言問題佛教十五題

現在印度正以極其隆重的儀式紀念佛教創始人釋迦牟尼涅槃2500周年。我們都知道
,佛教在中印文化交流中起過很大的作用,對中國文化的許多方面都有過影響。因此,
有很多人關心這次的紀念,這是完全可以理解的。下面我從佛教史裏選出一個國外梵文
學者和佛教研究者多少年來爭而未決的問題,提出我的看法,借表紀念之意。
巴利文《小品》(Cullavagga)V 33 1敘述了一個故事:
這時有兩個比丘,姓耶彌盧諦拘羅,是兄弟... 阅读全帖
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【 以下文字转载自 Europe 讨论区 】
【 原文由 Loving 所发表 】
地道英语
今天是西方传统的情人节(Valentine's Day),我们特选编了这则征
婚广告---一位加拿大女子在
网上发的。如果这广告可以看作西方女性征婚启事的典型,那么和中
国人的可真不一样。中
国女子的征婚征友,谈不上有什么情调,标准到订得颇为周到而严格
(虽然结果多未能如
愿):年龄XX之间,身高XX以上,学历XX以上,格式几乎千篇一律。
西方人又是如何?读读
下面的广告便知。男人会喜欢怎么个写法的?也许,萝卜青菜、各有
所爱。
Women for Men
So I'm pretty silly sometimes but who doesn't like a good
pun?
I really love to think about what is meaningful in life.
My idea of a good time includes dining in an exotic
restaurant; I'm always up for experiencing new thi
f*******5
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pun用的挺好哇。
J*****g
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台灣的閩南語變體
普通话 闽南话 闽南话近似读音 台巴子(北部、漳州腔)近似讀音
-----------------
鞋子 履 yi 鞋子eh a
锅 鼎 diaN 同
筷子 著双 disang 著di
太阳 日头 lietao 日頭li tao
吃饭 食饭 jiabeng 同
喝茶 饮茶 lindeah 飲茶limdeh
衣服 衫 saN 同
或 抑 an 我想不出這個詞...
和 ... 阅读全帖
w*****p
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你安装的free apps其实都可以为你赚钱,别浪费了,先安装一个apps redeem,然后你
安装的free apps都可以变成钱。付给你的paypal
ok,follow这些steps
Step 1. Follow all instructions EXACTLY! First things first, you need an
iPhone or Android phone (iPod touches and iPads work also, I'm assuming it
is the same way with android tablets/touch players.) If you don't have one
of these, you may as well leave this guide NOW.
Step 2. Open up the browser on your device. (Ex. Safari on the iPhone), and
go to M.APPREDEEM.COM. Follow the onscreen instructions a... 阅读全帖
T******n
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How long is "a brief period"? 30 seconds? One minute?
Anyway, I wanted to hear from Consumer Report, and there probably would be
more tests coming out in the following weeks.
I am glad that I waited. If it is indeed a non-issue, I can always get it
later. But I don't want to get "burned", pardon the pun.
s********3
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来自主题: Apple版 - Motorola“喜获”Apple前元老
In 1983, Kawasaki got a job at Apple through his Stanford roommate, Mike
Boich. He was the chief evangelist for four years, until he “started
listening to [his] own hype, and wanted to start a software company and
really make big bucks." In 1987, Kawasaki was hired to lead ACIUS, the US
subsidiary of ACI, which published the popular Apple database software
system called 4th Dimension, that still remains popular today.
He left ACIUS in 1989 to further his writing and speaking career; during
this ... 阅读全帖
b***a
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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/IBM-Announces-Eight-prnews-109964
&.v=1
ARMONK, N.Y., Feb. 11, 2011 /PRNewswire/ -- IBM (NYSE: IBM) today announced
that eight universities are collaborating with IBM Researchers to advance th
e Question Answering (QA) technology behind the "Watson" computing system, w
hich will compete against humans on the quiz show, Jeopardy!, airing Februar
y 14-16.
To view the multimedia assets associated with this release, please click htt
p://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases... 阅读全帖
c**i
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A likely price range for tablet, see
Martin Peers, A Hard-to-Swallow Tablet From Apple. Wall Street Journal (WSJ)
, Dec. 30, 2009.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703510304574626213985068436.html
My comment:
(a) The "tablet" in the WSJ title is a pun. A tablet can also be a pill, as
medicine that is hard to swallow (due to its bitter taste).
(b) The last sentence has an idiom "putting the apple cart before the horse"
which means wrong order as a horse should be placed BEFORE a cart
l***y
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来自主题: Internet版 - 一个奇怪的端口映射问题
round-robin dns? i don't think it's that problem, though.
try do a few nslookup on your computer. if it always resolves
to one IP, then it's the http re-direct on the hosting server
side that'hosted (bad pun :) )
m******t
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I wonder if the pun was intended. 8-)
n*w
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来自主题: Programming版 - functional programming?
excel本身,很早以前看到过有人这么说。
google到这个
“While most people don't call it programming, technically excel
spreadsheets comprise a functional programming language, and like most
functional programming languages, it excels (pun intended) at numerical
calculations. Each cell contains a constant or a formula, which is a pure
function since it has no side effects. Whenever a cell is changed, the "
program" executes. Selection is done via functions like IF or HLOOKUP.
Sequence is determined by formula dependenc... 阅读全帖
c*****t
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来自主题: Unix版 - shell script for column operation
two commands: cut & paste
(no puns intended)
w******e
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来自主题: Biology版 - 想找老板帮忙找个工作的
um,这个词含义很丰富的。。。pun intended? haha~
B******1
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来自主题: Chemistry版 - 目瞪口呆
LZ, you did not have a sense of humor.
What the Korean postdoc did was making fun of you by using a pun "I am
taking it." His replay has two meanings:
1) I am taking a look.
2) I am taking the calendar.
It depends on how you interpret the meaning of IT.
You should have laughed and grabed the calendar away from him and said "Game
over. Now go back to your work!"
o********s
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原来是因为PUN,A=B=0的时候比A=1, B=0的时候强, 所以NANDA=1,B=0的时候
下拉快
f******e
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我现在急需一篇在Journal of Geophysical Research (Atmospheres)上的文献,在我
这边学校的文献检索,不能下载这个期刊上的论文,那位好心的同学,如果可以,帮我
down一下,发到我的电子邮件:f******[email protected],万分万分……感谢:)
论文信息如下:
Title:
Secondary organic aerosol 2. Thermodynamic model for gas/particle
partitioning of molecular constituents
Authors:
Pun, Betty K.; Griffin, Robert J.; Seigneur, Christian; Seinfeld, John H.
Publication:
Journal of Geophysical Research (Atmospheres), Volume 107, Issue D17, pp.
AAC 4-1, CiteID 4333, DOI 10.1029/2001JD000542 (JGRD Homepage)
P
t*a
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haha, I went to her website. Even her name is Sue. Pun intended? :-)
w**********d
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What is the trick in solving such problems? Thanks.
===========================================
Since Jackie is such a big fan of MV’s music, she will probably like the CH
’s new album. Like MV, CH on this album plays complex rock music that
employs the acoustic instrumentation and harmonic sophistication of early 60
’s jazz. The CH also has very witty lyrics full of puns and sardonic humor,
like some of MV’s best lyrics.
Which of the following, if true, most strengthens the argument?
A, Jac
c**d
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You wear a suit to interview, not to model. Nobody gives a s*** about how
fancy your suit is. But if you want to spend more, suit yourself. Sorry
about the pun.
Oh and if you are top 10% and you worry about the suit you wear on
interviews, you attend a TTT.
c**d
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来自主题: Law版 - 陆虎男的案子
He doesn't need a good lawyer. The evidence is all over the internet. Lien's
real problem is that the defendants likely have very little assets that he
can put a lien on (sorry I had to use the pun), so he will have trouble
finding a lawyer who's willing to take his case on contingency.
D******e
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来自主题: MedicalCareer版 - suit搭配
charp:
An abbreviated version of the word "sharp" as in awesome in appearance or
cleverly done. It is sometimes used as an exaggerated pun on the hispanic
pronunciation of the anglo word "sharp" in which the "sh" sound is replaced
with a "ch" sound.
Z*******n
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来自主题: Statistics版 - 求教一个模型/预测问题
Thank you, Sir! (pun intended)
Will try.
Typically a customer will terminate the contract exactly at the contract end
date -- but not before that (because they have already paid for the whole
duration of the contract). Is this still a survival dataset?
A*G
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - Lin, lin, lin
ZT
Jeremy Lin: Humble In Rise to Stardom
February 13, 11:24 AM EST
Jonah Ballow
KnicksNow.com
Twitter
“If you want to test a man’s character, give him power” -- Abraham
Lincoln.
There is one thing I can tell you about Jeremy Lin watching him walk on the
Knicks team plane after a mano-y-mano battle with Kobe Bryant on a night
where he dropped a career-high 38 points on the Lakers.
It’s the same guy.
The same second-year point guard that waltzed on that plane prior to a
Charlotte trip on January 2... 阅读全帖
p***y
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把Mad Men翻译成「广告狂人」不完全正确。Mad Men除了说广告人都很疯狂,其实也意
指以前纽约的广告公司都位在Madison Avenue。所以这个double pun并没有被翻译出来。

」(
h*d
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“Welcome” Back, Fort Minor :: Mike Shinoda Revives His Hip-Hop-Rooted Side
Project
Linkin Park isn’t Nu-Metal. Linkin Park has recorded an album with Jay Z.
Mike Shinoda is a founding member/vocalist/guitarist/keyboardist/producer
for Linkin Park, one of our generation’s biggest bands. You know all that.
What you may not know is that Mike recently revived his believed-to-be-
defunct side project, Fort Minor, to drop a new VR/360 song and video, and
perform the first solo show of his career. I wa... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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You might have to LIKE their Facebook page.
Get in a V-Day state of mind with this track from Cee Lo Green, Mike Posner,
and Pauline. First 5,000 downloads FREE! Stay tuned (pun intended) for
Pauline this Monday.
"Love Gun" by Cee Lo Green
"Please Don't Go" by Mike Posner
"Sucker for Love" by Pauline
w*******y
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Best Buy has S1 of AMC's the Walking Dead on Blu-Ray for $22.99 this week,
same as Amazon. At stores here in Iowa however, they have a tag on the
shelves that states "Select Zombie Blu-Ray for only $10 with Purchase".
There is nothing in the ad that I saw referencing this, and no definitive
list at the store. They did have the "Select Zombie Blu-Ray" tag on The
Crazies, Dawn of the Dead, and Day of the Dead. However, I took Dead Snow(
Nazi Zombies!) up front (was still $19.99 a week ago, just dr... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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Link:
http://itunes.apple.com/app/great-little-war-game/id426398707?m
Get thrilling, action-packed gaming fun in glorious 3D, with Great Little
War Game HD. This is a strategy game with a unique, comical graphic styling
and plenty of excitement to keep you on your toes. Click ...More to learn
why you should download this App today!
Deemed New and Noteworthy by Apple
Wonderfully done!
It's about time someone did a turn-based strategy game like this! Lots of
different units. Easy controls. Lots of... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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Toys R Us has an Exclusive Mobile Coupon:
http://c.toysrus.com/ee2/
that is good for the LEGO 3-pack Card Case for the Nintendo DS:
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10755714
for only 50
The game case is normally priced at $9.99, but come on, I don't think that
anyone here would ever pay normal price for this, but for 50..different
story.
Please note that this coupon is good for in-store purchases only, and will
NOT work online.
This coupon is valid until November 5, 2011 (i... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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So this doesn't seem to be a clearance or sale item or anything, so I wouldn
't say it's HOT (pun intended). But I've been looking for an oil radiator
for several months now, and this one is amazing for the price and reviews. I
just picked one up and it works awesome, of course if you have gas heating
at home this probably won't be of much use, but I only have electric heating
and this is by far the most cost efficient method.
This was the only oil heater that I saw without reviews about it leak... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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Canon D420 Laser Multifunction Duplex Copier:
http://www.frys.com/product/6393171?site=sa:adpages page:fri_p4
$180 in-store - $100 = $80 after rebate.
Amazon has this for $147:
http://www.amazon.com/Canon-imageCLASS-D420-Multifunction-2711B

So how to replicate this awesome deal and say up yours to the doubters,
heres how. 1st buy the item.. then make sure you have a print out of the
amazon price showing $147 and head back in line to the customer service area
the rep will verify its $147 and ma... 阅读全帖
n*****s
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发信人: hopenicole (Nicole), 信区: Parenting
标 题: Re: 一个自闭孩子妈妈的亲身经历和感受(中)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 16 04:01:18 2012, 美东)
Ten Things Every Child with Autism Wishes You Knew
by Ellen Notbohm
Some days it seems the only predictable thing about it is the
unpredictability. The only consistent attribute -- the inconsistency. There
is little argument on any level but that autism is baffling, even to those
who spend their lives around it. The child who lives with autism may look "
normal" but his behavior ca... 阅读全帖
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【 以下文字转载自 TVGame 讨论区 】
发信人: abnormaljean (jean), 信区: TVGame
标 题: Re: 大家一起讨论一下SF4的心得吧
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 9 04:48:14 2009), 转信
我是从一开始用ken,到ryu,再到sagat,发现sagat不是一个量级上的强。
他除了速度慢点(但是虎踢一定程度上弥补了这一点), super combo破绽大一点,
其他方面都是无可挑剔的。
用sagat我喜欢中距离用low tiger shot控制,对手
如果和我对projectiles,就换high tiger shot,因为sagat的high punch high tiger
shot速度最快。对手跳就high kick,有气的时候也可以tiger uppercut,因为sagat收
招快,在空中和对手同时命中后说不定能在落地马上用虎踢赚点便宜。
近距离sagat强到imba了,他的crouch mid kick是最安全的起手招,打中可以接虎踢,
tiger shot。大不中僵直时间也很短。还有他的low pun
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来自主题: _K12版 - 有奖问答
Those questions are called Riddle.
From Wikipedia:
A riddle is a statement or question or phrase having a double or veiled
meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved. Riddles are of two types:
enigmas, which are problems generally expressed in metaphorical or
allegorical language that require ingenuity and careful thinking for their
solution, and conundrums, which are questions relying for their effects on
punning in either the question or the answer. Contrary to popular belief,
riddles do not ... 阅读全帖
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。。。不考虑这个pun,goo轮真的好可怕,上次看goo轮的一片文章,说google要研究什
么什么机器,掌管人的思想,人类的未来就看google的了,细节我不记得了,那是我10
年来看的最雷的一篇文章。
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没误会, 我pun一下:)
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