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h*******1
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9 Things Every Parent with an Anxious Child Should Try
As all the kids line up to go to school, your son, Timmy, turns to you and
says, "I don't want to take the bus. My stomach hurts. Please don't make me
go." You cringe and think, Here we go again. What should be a simple morning
routine explodes into a daunting challenge.
You look at Timmy and see genuine terror. You want to comfort him. You want
to ease the excessive worry that's become part and parcel of his everyday
life. First, you try lo... 阅读全帖
G**T
发帖数: 2610
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 不了解天才本质的,请进

biased
属实。
帮你补充几个例子:
indecision 本身就是一个decision;
没有态度本身就是一个态度;
歪门也是门; 邪教也是教;
一分为二的二,还可以再分为“更二”( no pun intended here);
。。。
太复杂了,所以,还是作农民好--是非分明,爱憎分明,非白即黑,非黑即白,哪里
有这么多物极必反(i.e. 完全的unbiased, 本身就是一种bias) 的混杂问题要去纠结
o****y
发帖数: 790
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【 以下文字转载自 Faculty 讨论区 】
发信人: outcry (outcry), 信区: Faculty
标 题: 学术界之风花雪月(5)食色,科研之性也!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 24 02:24:48 2010, 美东)
disclaimer:学术八卦,文责不负:)
---------------------------------
我认为,要真正理解学术界的精髓,只需读懂“食“和”色”两个字。您可能不解,怎么
学术科研这么“阳春白雪”的东东和“食色”这等俗务扯上啦?
为了不使我的讨论太突兀,first, allow me to formally introduce myself:)
我就是传说中的“三俗”哥。第一,我好吃。基本到了“食不厌精”的地步。曾经
我一红颜知己评价我“吃嘛嘛香,干嘛嘛行”,虽然我知道是忽悠,但仍然深以
为许:)我还特好酒。不管洋酒,国酒,我都喜欢。对酒,我不但舍得花钱,
而且舍得花时间去研究和鉴赏。In order not to digress, I'll save this
topic for another day.... 阅读全帖
c**i
发帖数: 6973
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A likely price range for tablet, see
Martin Peers, A Hard-to-Swallow Tablet From Apple. Wall Street Journal (WSJ)
, Dec. 30, 2009.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703510304574626213985068436.html
My comment:
(a) The "tablet" in the WSJ title is a pun. A tablet can also be a pill, as
medicine that is hard to swallow (due to its bitter taste).
(b) The last sentence has an idiom "putting the apple cart before the horse"
which means wrong order as a horse should be placed BEFORE a cart
S****r
发帖数: 472
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'Let Profit Run' means letting your profit run, no pun intended, you took
your initial inventment out already.
g******7
发帖数: 1532
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来自主题: Stock版 - 说说花街的几个“摔杯为号"
Nice pun.
c******e
发帖数: 1581
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You are good at complimenting people with puns.
u********e
发帖数: 4950
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lexiking (营长) 于 (Tue Jun 14 01:19:47 2011, 美东) 提到:
最近中概很惨烈
究其原因我认为还是撞上了花街的几个大忌(大信号)
我称之为“摔杯为号"
散户看到这种信号一般都应该避开
君子不立危墙之下
第一就是如果一个股票审计被怀疑,一定要避开
这个东西潜在的风险最大是可以让一个公司直接摘牌的那种
金融市场信息永远是不对称的,闻到味道不对
不去究其原因,先避开再说
我记得以前看到一个九号胡同的一个老手说:
“如果这种rumor出来,不管三七二十一,先short了再说“
当然这个比较aggressive,不适合大多数人
我的策略一般是避开,股票天天可以炒,但是一个wipe out就很难翻回来了
第二就是"don't fight with Fed"
一般Fed interest rate,或其他重要决定一出来后
市场的第一反应都是比较真实的
反应了市场所有参与者的预先准备push的button
这个button按下后,一般市场会在比较长的一段时间内跟着走
所谓fo... 阅读全帖
l********y
发帖数: 345
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Why do you compare revenue? One is mostly software company and the other is
hardware+software company. Apple to orange comparison (no pun intended)

★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb - 中文网站浏览器
m******t
发帖数: 1694
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beginner's luck, will make money for SURE!
no pun intended.
p****t
发帖数: 1787
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I should have put "pun intended" in case you do not understand me.
c****2
发帖数: 1711
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想了半天,没想明白!
但有一点是很明显的:that is exactly why those people are losers, losing big
bucks all year long! No pun intended! 哈哈
a*****1
发帖数: 3134
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I like your pun.
n********8
发帖数: 21
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是新手 刚看到这个分析
Tesla Motors: Both Sides Of The Coin
Feb. 26, 2014 8:27 AM ET | 66 comments | About: TSLA
Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to
initiate any positions within the next 72 hours. (More...)
It is very hard to not let emotions take over when we are talking about
stocks like Tesla Motors (TSLA). There are those raging bulls who believe
the stock is going to the moon and there are the hungry bears who believe
the stock is just way too overvalued. Who i... 阅读全帖
E**********r
发帖数: 2743
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来自主题: Stock版 - 下周财报,S&P500,big cap
hehe, no pun intended
B*****t
发帖数: 820
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铁丝拉的庄家还挺顽强的,就是死撑300不放。
a******o
发帖数: 261
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I concur. The only explanation I have is that perhaps 1) LZ has strong
conviction that 270 is a major support level - that way he hope he won't
lose everything. or 2) strong resistance at 300 level. If both are true
then it's a better option (pun intended) than the 280 call.
Personally, nothing infuriate me more that being right on a) direction and b
) timing yet still lose money on options simply b/c c) magnitude of the move
didn't go far enough. So sometimes I do this too when I am confid... 阅读全帖
j**y
发帖数: 462
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来自主题: Visa版 - 关于加拿大签证:寄护照
lots of error during my applied online, spent about 5 days to finish
submitting,
for uploading, make sure the file type is correct, it would be crushed once
u submit afile with wrong type, eg. require img but pun or sth like that
M********e
发帖数: 212
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来自主题: Immigration版 - Why S386 should not pass, but will pass (ZZ)
https://www.teamblind.com/article/Why-S386-should-not-pass-but-will-pass-
GsgUg7M4
There are two problems:
1. Too many candidates from one particular country. When diversity is not
kept people don’t integrate, communicate between their culture only, bring
all their relatives, hire only from their country, nothing good. No any
country should get more than 10% of H1B or GC.
2. The way India abuses H1B flooding and even selling applications (what is
against the US law).
https://www.nytimes.com/inte... 阅读全帖
m****n
发帖数: 815
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来自主题: EB23版 - 最新EB2C实批数据
天呢,p838和JOHN87大哥!你们俩是真不懂,还是假不懂呢?我真想抽你们俩一人一嘴
巴,也许我自己先给我自己一嘴巴,是不是没看清你们俩都写了些什么。
过河拆桥,怎么拆的这么快?
提家庭剩余名额那是醉翁之意不在酒。年初的时候,2010财政年都3个多月了,排期还
放不开。每月排期都卡着,和奥本提家庭剩余名额是在点他让他把排期速度放开了。结
果大家也看到了吧。
以上做的主要是要保证第二点。2009财政年我们7%都没有达到,那个时候(不好意思,
p838您那时在炒股票。您当时亲口说的"i'm too busy",没空帮NIU。)很多事情很不
明朗,当时的首要任务是保证小于7%的事情不再发生。
这些事情和措施当时在版上都有过公开讨论(再次抱歉,p838那时您在炒股票,too
busy不能出来share您的knowledge和vision. No pun intended.),这些做法也是当时
在情况不明的情况下能做到最好的。
I have no doubt if p838 could have stood up back then, we might be in a
better posit
c**i
发帖数: 6973
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【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: choi (choi), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: Re: 中国犯人尸体遭盗运至美国
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 17 12:50:51 2008)
"benchmark" maybe a cynic but most likely he is right on the money (pun not
intended).
There are many things about China that are hard for a foreigner (like me) to
understand. You see, Mr. 余天 is a Taiwanese entertainer whose half brother
went to China, lived there and married a Chinese (mainlander). The brother
was arrested, tried and executed for drug trafficking. Governmen
c**i
发帖数: 6973
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Giant manufacturing: On your bike. Economist, Sept. 18, 2008.
http://www.economist.com/business/displaystory.cfm?story_id=12270958
My comment: The "giant" in the title is a pun for both the brand and the
size of the company.
S*******h
发帖数: 7021
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: Blackholes (浪里白条), 信区: USANews
标 题: 回应马桶的回应
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 1 15:22:26 2016, 美东)
法律和政治是两个根本不同的概念。
看不清这点,光是唧唧歪歪法律啊,言论自由啊,那是南辕北辙,一辈子走不到头的路。
马桶白宫的回应,冠冕堂皇,从字面上你是挑不出毛病的。人说得多好啊?华左奴才们
舔得也非常到位:法律保障言论自由,马桶是行政首脑,是分立的三权之一,马桶和白
宫没有权力压制公民的言论自由。
http://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ban-song-meet-flockers-public-
media-and-investigate-legal-responsibilities-yg
你要是不认可,既显得无理取闹,还被华左奴才们嘲笑。
问题出在哪里?
问题在于,法律和政治是两回事,你没有搞清楚法律和政治是截然不同的两个概念。法律
搞得再完美,纸面上的法律再公平公正,无懈可击,可是什么时候执行,怎么执... 阅读全帖
b****g
发帖数: 331
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 4.2 poppy reserve
太好看了! 给我一种回忆往事的感觉. 太喜欢这片黄色了(no pun intended).
再湊趣跑这里上一张, 看看有没有一点儿象梵高.
c******n
发帖数: 5697
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - Amazon is on Fire!
yes Jeff Bezos kindled a fire in the Amazon forest (no pun intended)
c******n
发帖数: 5697
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what kind of deep intercourse do you want? I am sure someone in here can
help. They might not be witty, but they are certainly not shallow (no pun
intended)
c******n
发帖数: 5697
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 密歇根州大的一个数学教授疯了
A Beautiful Mind(pun intended)
z*****x
发帖数: 2370
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - when peachy met stilly
it's a pun on when harry met sally?
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 想去CAMDEN 水族馆再在费城住一夜
was kidding (pun unintended)
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 心满意足
好啊
不错
不怕摔跤很好, 这样你可以大胆去学
但是摔跤并不好, 越摔越容易受伤
你要平衡一下 , pun intended.
M****s
发帖数: 825
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 国烟出让
pun not intended.
h****6
发帖数: 229
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Bad guys need to be punished. Otherewise, more good families will be the
victims. Just because someone is suffering, you have to support financially.
If so, everyday ther are killings. Have you donated everyday for those 妻子
和孩子? Just because someone got killed, we have to show sympathy. Plice
kills and we support them most of the time. And we don't offer financial
support to the people killed by police. I don't support killing, but I
support the fact that bad guys got killed. If they are not pun
H********k
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这。。。有什么“恐怖”的? 呵呵。。。
“心理无法承受”? 标题档吧。
don't get me wrong
execution by bullets, is in itself a scary matter. but once you accept that
premise, THESE pictures are not that “恐怖”.
if they were shot(no pun intended!!!) with high resolution, high def vivid
color, now that would be a different matter.
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 搬去罗斯福岛了
多谢楼主! Pun intended
y******y
发帖数: 676
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【 以下文字转载自 Basketball 讨论区 】
发信人: falalisd (falali), 信区: Basketball
标 题: Jeremy Lin's racial heritage can’t be ignored — just don’t be ignorant about it
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 21 16:04:25 2012, 美东)
http://www.windsorstar.com/sports/Jeremy+racial+heritage+ignore
LOS ANGELES — Of all the drives, dunks and dazzling shots Jeremy Lin is
forcing upon the stars of the NBA, none of it compares to the moves he's
putting on a larger collection of everyday people.
Jeremy Lin has dribbled America into the p... 阅读全帖
d*****9
发帖数: 3459
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k, 算了吧,这种笑话只能是熟人之间的私人笑话,plus i don't think that black
person really appreciates it. 像前阵子chink in the armor的pun,老中马上就起
来抗议了。
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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Jwalker and this LZ obviously want affordable house near Flushing, with best
possible high school.
Is that not clear or what?
The rest is smoke.
All his ranking is purely academic (pun not intended).

7
town
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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Jwalker and this LZ obviously want affordable house near Flushing, with best
possible high school.
Is that not clear or what?
The rest is smoke.
All his ranking is purely academic (pun not intended).

7
town
e**********e
发帖数: 999
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No pun intended.
s**a
发帖数: 1995
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 《紐約生活》12月30日~1月5日
大苹果活动看板(12/29)
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,相信会带给你难忘的回忆。
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Salute to Vienna-New Year's Concert 向维也纳致敬——新年音乐会 ★★★★
今年举办的是第15届,将有超过75位优秀... 阅读全帖
b**********5
发帖数: 7881
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来自主题: NewYork版 - Pornhub is giving America wood
Pornhub is giving America wood, literally rather than figuratively this time
, by announcing that it will plant a new tree for every 100 videos viewed.
The initiative, presumably designed to alleviate porn watchers' guilt, was
launched on Arbor Day, a US holiday that encourages people to plant and care
for trees.
Trees will be donated for all views under the free porn behemoth's 'Big Dick
' category, and given that the site receives over 1 billion visitors a month
this could mean a hell of a lot... 阅读全帖
y****i
发帖数: 17878
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来自主题: SanDiego版 - 耽误了extend驾照会不会有问题?
fine - no pun intended
y****i
发帖数: 17878
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来自主题: SanDiego版 - Citi AA 50/75/100k Miles (转载)
it has been a great year for collecting airline miles
however, I'm still not 100% convinced that this is not a targeted offer, which put me into a holding pattern now (pun intended) //hoho
y****i
发帖数: 17878
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this is not going to fly - no pun intended //hehe
D***e
发帖数: 247
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 惠敏事件之我见
大家还记得陈凯歌的电影被恶搞成“人血馒头”的事把?陈凯歌勃然大怒要死磕那乳臭
未干的小儿,为什么?因为他认定这是张艺谋背后倒的鬼。惠敏肯定疑心到哪个
competitor在倒她的鬼,所以也怒放冲冠了(pun intended, 我早看她那帽子不满了:
)如果她知道就是一帮internet mob在找乐子,她不会傻到陷入这场不对称的战争中的
。所以很正常,他也回乡陈凯歌一样偃旗息鼓了。
我是说大家得饶人处且饶人把,不要让第三方从中得利。这帮作loan的没有谁比谁好多
少。
l**t
发帖数: 38
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 还是单身好
And your death will appear at a corner of the local newspaper, "Police found the decayed (sorry for the pun) body of a 76-year-old woman after neighbors reported a strong foul odor coming from her apartment. She is believed to have been dead for over 2 weeks when police found her. No family members could be located but her 2 cats."
e****e
发帖数: 3450
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 还是单身好
really doesn't matter to me ah.

found the decayed (sorry for the pun) body of a 76-year-old woman after
neighbors reported a strong foul odor coming from her apartment. She is
believed to have been dead for ove
n***b
发帖数: 5914
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 还是单身好
how her cats can survive for 2 weeks without feeding them?

found the decayed (sorry for the pun) body of a 76-year-old woman after
neighbors reported a strong foul odor coming from her apartment. She is
believed to have been dead for over 2 weeks when police found her. No
family members could be located but her 2 cats."
c*******f
发帖数: 378
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - a shot in the dark. pun intended...
i recently lost my target practice partner to his marriage...
anyone here wants to go target practice regularly (twice a month, etc.)?
i prefer a mature, stable, current gun owner, perfect if u have hunting
experience or like to shoot traps...
if interested, pm me.
c**d
发帖数: 3888
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 金银暴跌
The gold-bubble people have been waiting a long time for this dip to prove
themselves right. No surprise.
This is a golden opportunity to buy more. Sorry for the pun, but it's true.
My only regret is that I didn't catch the lowest dip at $1550 last night.
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