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o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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Some would consider Jews as white, Mexicans as white, Japanese/Koreans/Arabs
as whatever they think they are. In fact, any Chinese should feel free to
call themselves black or white or yellow or red or pink or grey.
"I am black, white and Chinese" is stated by a Panda as self-description.
But it's also a pun about the racially diverse melting pot we are in, that
no matter our skin color, we are people underneath and proud of our own
cultural heritage and respect each other.
We don't nee... 阅读全帖
m*****y
发帖数: 2424
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Bottom line, instead of local parents and educators deciding what curricula
is “age appropriate” and “medically accurate,” SB 2048 transfers that
authority to the Massachusetts Department of
Elementary and Secondary Education, which has already published a list of
curricula assessed for alignment with the MA Comprehensive Health Curriculum
Frameworks. Excerpts above were taken from one of those curricula. Moreover
, vast majority of school districts in MA teach sex education and will be
forced t... 阅读全帖
S*******h
发帖数: 7021
3
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: Blackholes (浪里白条), 信区: USANews
标 题: 回应马桶的回应
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 1 15:22:26 2016, 美东)
法律和政治是两个根本不同的概念。
看不清这点,光是唧唧歪歪法律啊,言论自由啊,那是南辕北辙,一辈子走不到头的路。
马桶白宫的回应,冠冕堂皇,从字面上你是挑不出毛病的。人说得多好啊?华左奴才们
舔得也非常到位:法律保障言论自由,马桶是行政首脑,是分立的三权之一,马桶和白
宫没有权力压制公民的言论自由。
http://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ban-song-meet-flockers-public-
media-and-investigate-legal-responsibilities-yg
你要是不认可,既显得无理取闹,还被华左奴才们嘲笑。
问题出在哪里?
问题在于,法律和政治是两回事,你没有搞清楚法律和政治是截然不同的两个概念。法律
搞得再完美,纸面上的法律再公平公正,无懈可击,可是什么时候执行,怎么执... 阅读全帖
l****n
发帖数: 6896
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You know what? They are all catching up. In the last few episodes of The Big
Bang Theory, I noticed that they are already throwing around more such
sexually-indicative puns. How I Met Your Mother has always been on the
borderline of being family- and adult-oriented. I think there is a very good
chance that they decide to cross the line, after all, it's a very
understandable market approach.
l****n
发帖数: 6896
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来自主题: Seattle版 - 说说西雅图与咖啡
小老儿混网十几年,以前上网为的是 “讲理”,“说服”,所以跟人吵得不可开交,
刚开始也是挺辛苦的,后来摸索出些上网的 etiquette (pun intended),所以后来颇
能乐在其中,斗人也逗人。年纪大了,不喜欢吵政治了,所以在这里杀时间。本想轻轻
松松与世无争,但发现这里的特色是很多毒舌,即使一个求安慰、求建议的帖子,都会
被损的 “人无完人,体无完肤”。这是我以前没经历过的,与我混过的一些其它网站
如奇摩、联合报、甚至自由时报等等很不一样。所以我猜我必须重新摸索出在这种网站
生存的 etiquette。
结论是:少创作多灌水。
t*****r
发帖数: 4431
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来自主题: Seattle版 - 讲英语
fun pun!
原创?
m*******n
发帖数: 5103
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来自主题: Seattle版 - Palouse windows桌面游
Whoa! 那老天很帮忙,给你一个万里晴空的 window (pun intended),你很幸运。其
他几张天空都有云。
e*********e
发帖数: 2175
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来自主题: Seattle版 - 团购钢琴
在Steinway 上练习也是一种享受。First-hand experience (pun intended), 三脚猫
的水平,在普通的琴上弹,根本不堪入耳。但换到Steinway上,居然就可以弹出些许意
境。当年纠结于Borsendorpher 和Steinway 间,读到过专业的比较,说是Steinway 的
演奏者比旁听者更享受,确实是这样的。
S*******h
发帖数: 7021
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: Blackholes (浪里白条), 信区: USANews
标 题: 回应马桶的回应
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 1 15:22:26 2016, 美东)
法律和政治是两个根本不同的概念。
看不清这点,光是唧唧歪歪法律啊,言论自由啊,那是南辕北辙,一辈子走不到头的路。
马桶白宫的回应,冠冕堂皇,从字面上你是挑不出毛病的。人说得多好啊?华左奴才们
舔得也非常到位:法律保障言论自由,马桶是行政首脑,是分立的三权之一,马桶和白
宫没有权力压制公民的言论自由。
http://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ban-song-meet-flockers-public-
media-and-investigate-legal-responsibilities-yg
你要是不认可,既显得无理取闹,还被华左奴才们嘲笑。
问题出在哪里?
问题在于,法律和政治是两回事,你没有搞清楚法律和政治是截然不同的两个概念。法律
搞得再完美,纸面上的法律再公平公正,无懈可击,可是什么时候执行,怎么执... 阅读全帖
G**********e
发帖数: 11693
10
The challenge in choosing 10 of the best restaurants to open in Houston each
year is a daunting one: Many of the restaurants I think are "the best" have
little to nothing to do with each other, making for a list that falls all
over the map when it comes to price, cuisine and location.
Then again, the amusing disjointedness represents Houston itself -- as does
the fact that three of last year's top 10 best new restaurants no longer
exist in the same incarnations (Caffe Bello, Umai and Bootsie's).... 阅读全帖
q********n
发帖数: 792
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来自主题: Texas版 - Spring Olde Oaks sub haunted
I have figured it out. I actually discovered what had occurred the day after
this post. Our house was built just 50-60 feet away from the Clow Cemetary.
Yes!! Our worst nightmare actually came true. Not only is the Clow Cemetary
in our backyard (pun) but the land that the houses sit on used to be all
owned by the Clow Family... and still is. Look it up... It's off of Clow
Road and Stuebner. It's an old African-American Cemetary. Pretty freaky.
Also, I think the spirit that is in our home is a ch... 阅读全帖
G****6
发帖数: 4291
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 搞笑一则
http://www.houzi.in/post/caonima&malegebi.html
这个名字应该是骂人的话,却背张冠李戴地放到了Lama Guanicoe的头上,这也是网络
进化演变快啊!
马勒戈壁/草泥马
The Grass Mud Horse or Caoníma (草泥马), is a Chinese Internet meme widely
used as a form of symbolic defiance of the widespread Internet censorship in
China. It is a play on the Mandarin language words cào nǐ mā (肏你妈),
literally, "fuck your mother", and is one of the so-called 10 mythical
creatures created in a hoax article on Baidu Baike in early 2009 whose names
form obscene puns. It has ... 阅读全帖
U***J
发帖数: 5998
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 大妈绝对是马路杀手 (转载)
haha, no pun intended, 大妈 in Lexus RX, ES, Corolla and Camry are tops.
F*V
发帖数: 3978
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来自主题: CanadaNews版 - HK洋奴怎么97前没移民啊.
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/world-events-slideshow/beijing-pun
Protesters carrying colonial Hong Kong flags take to the streets to call for
universal suffrage on July 1, 2012. The Hong Kong-based People's Rights
Union said Song Ningsheng, 44, and Zeng Jiuzi, 53, were tried by police and
sentenced to 14 months each in a labour camp after attending the July 1
march
S**U
发帖数: 7025
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来自主题: Badminton版 - 羽毛球赞助商
I look forward to a better translation of the pun :-)
S**U
发帖数: 7025
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来自主题: Badminton版 - 羽毛球赞助商
You translated one of the meaning.
The pun 'Winners deliver' means:
1. Winning players deliver results and bring back medals.
2. Fedex deliver packages on-time and is a team of winners.
Finding Chinese words to include both is challenging.
e***t
发帖数: 14386
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来自主题: Basketball版 - lin周最佳访谈
Jeremy Lin's dream week culminated with the honor of being named the Knicks'
first NBA Player of the Week this season, even before Carmelo Anthony and A
mare Stoudemire.
Lin led the Knicks to a 4-0 record, averaging 27.3 points, 8.3 assists and 2
.0 steals. His 109 points over his first four career starts are the most by
any player since 1976-77, and he became the first player in NBA history to t
ally at least 20 points and seven assists in each of his first four starts.
Lin scored a career-high... 阅读全帖
l*****9
发帖数: 9501
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来自主题: Basketball版 - 小林在全联盟效率排名第二
What to make of Jeremy Lin
By Andrew Mooney, Boston.com Correspondent
On Feb. 9, John Hollinger’s Player Efficiency Ratings on espn.com displayed
one very curious entry. There, sandwiched at number two between Lebron
James and Kevin Durant was…Jeremy Lin?
It’s been 12 days since the basketball world was first caught up in the
throes of “Linsanity,” as Jeremy came off the bench to torch the Nets for
25 points and seven assists. In his next four games, starting for the first
time, Lin scored 109 p... 阅读全帖
r***s
发帖数: 1805
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They were trying to be smart asses at the expense of Chinese, it is a pun
intended.
B*****s
发帖数: 113
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Support lz,
See what Forbes says,
http://www.forbes.com/sites/gregorymcneal/2012/02/18/espn-uses-
ESPN Uses "Chink in the Armor" Line Twice-- Did Linsanity Just Go Racist?
72 comments, 12 called-out + Comment now
Linsanity just jumped the shark with the ESPN mobile website using the
headline a “Chink in the Armor” to refer to the Knick’s loss to the
Hornets. This came on the heels of an ESPN commentator* making the same
comment on-air Friday night.
Time Magazine Picks Jeremy Lin For Cover Af... 阅读全帖
g*****g
发帖数: 34805
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Avoid "chink" in the vocabulary then. Apparently nigger wasn't
in any pun, so should chink.

story
told
sorry
a******e
发帖数: 5411
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i am 100% sure that the ch*nk word was used to intend the 'pun'.
that is typical white humor.
the word starts with 'chi' and it has been there for many years, and you told me that mother fucker didn't know it was offensive?
give me a break you white mother fucker.
f******d
发帖数: 537
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http://www.windsorstar.com/sports/Jeremy+racial+heritage+ignore
LOS ANGELES — Of all the drives, dunks and dazzling shots Jeremy Lin is
forcing upon the stars of the NBA, none of it compares to the moves he's
putting on a larger collection of everyday people.
Jeremy Lin has dribbled America into the previously quiet corner of its
casual prejudice and lazy stereotypes of Asian Americans.
The true beauty of his story is in awareness of the ugliness that has been
found there.
It's been barely two w... 阅读全帖
m**********n
发帖数: 27535
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http://news.yahoo.com/ties-knicks-lin-peck-taiwan-bookishness-0
TAIPEI, Taiwan (AP) — In achievement-oriented Taiwan, where studying is a
pastime sport among young people, the outdoor complex of basketball courts
near National Taiwan University is normally a pretty lonely place, more used
to hosting raindrops and discarded food wrappers than pivoting feet and
jump shots.
All that is starting to change as the island of 23 million people enters its
fourth week of Linsanity, the worldwide phenomeno... 阅读全帖
m*******o
发帖数: 4236
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来自主题: Basketball版 - Beat down Spurs! let those old to retire!!
omg, that is a pun, my bad. Uper case TO will be easier to make your point
understood.
p*******r
发帖数: 180
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Trek/Bontrager makes clamps for 7x10 mm oval rails but 1) they are hard to
find (I had to call nearly all lbs in town to find a pair) 2) they may not
fit your seatpost. Oval carbon rails can be a pain in the butt, no pun
intended.
w****1
发帖数: 4931
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来自主题: Fitness版 - 在户外跑步需要注意什么啊?
Running ain't body building. Running 100 miles per week doesn't make you
look any stronger. In fact, a friend of mine in medical school once had two
people visiting her class; one of the two is an experienced marathoner and
the other one is a very sick patient who got only a few months to live. The
class wasn't told which one is which, and most students thought the
marathoner is the sick one.:)
While running doesn't give you bulky muscles, the true strength of a runner
is in his/her heart (pun i
f****y
发帖数: 227
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来自主题: Football版 - 原来punting和kicking用不一样的球
Physically they are the same, found this on the web.
**************:
There is no difference, but the kickers and punters are punished in a way.
They don't get these kicking balls until 2 hours before a game and can use
them sparingly in warm ups. These balls are brand new right out of the box
and not broken in as much as the regular balls that are used on offensive
plays. Those balls are given to the teams during the week before the game
for use in practice. Anyone who has played football knows... 阅读全帖
o**********r
发帖数: 1585
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来自主题: Football版 - 这个必须punt吧。。。
不知道为啥不pun,不是还有两个TO么?
M******k
发帖数: 27573
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来自主题: Football版 - 不要怪安胖和铁匠
运强也是强.
pun intended
B*****e
发帖数: 9375
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来自主题: Football版 - 今天是左撇子日
总人口10%的少数派
版上有没有用左手办事的? Yes, pun very much intended.
各位的孩子成长过程中 如果出现用左手的倾向 家长会不会给予"纠正"?
以前 在中国 这是主流方向
职棒的盗垒王Rickey Henderson
击球用右手 扔球用左手 很奇怪的组合
还有另一个投手 可以左右开弓
威版 你紧跟职棒多年 知不知道
他是否能在同一场 或同一局 或同一个hitter之中 中途换手?
hitter是不是也能中途换手?
Phil Mickelson用左手
源于他幼年的时候对着镜子开球对比球星的姿势动作 要求逼真
1992/1996两次总统选举 最后出现在选票上的三个候选人 都是左撇子
过去的四个总统 三个是
NFL lefty QBs
最出名的有Boomer Esiason, Steve Young
现役的有Matt Leinart, Michael Vick,
Eli Manning有一次慌张逃命之际
东施效颦的把球换到左手传出 对方笑纳大礼拦截
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE... 阅读全帖
C********g
发帖数: 3574
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pun intended?
c******n
发帖数: 7263
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来自主题: Football版 - 来个搞笑的
nhl这哥们和对手打架,一拳击中自己
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/patrick-kaleta-pun
C*****E
发帖数: 2679
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来自主题: Football版 - 你们懂月饼球的给讲讲
pun intended? 那带两个冰的,逼格是不是都不知道高到哪里去了。。
C*****E
发帖数: 2679
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来自主题: Football版 - RG 3被抛弃了
橡树还是找个strip club比较好。绝对立竿见影。 No pun intended.
l*x
发帖数: 14021
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欢迎元龟前版主回龟, no pun intended.
B*****e
发帖数: 9375
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来自主题: Football版 - 靠大嘴节目里的歌曲

我根本没有怒 是你们草木皆兵 我啼笑皆非
OK 你们00后10后 是不是不太知道主楼里的Billy Joel啊
三十年前 他是比现在的Justin Barber还要红的人
虽然没有一张俊美的小白脸 也是泡妞无数啊
我听到他的第一首歌 是"Uptown Girl"
(林子详叔翻唱为"我爱你" 我知道英文原版后
费了好大力气找来听 只听懂了几个词 仍觉得很够味)
后来又读到八卦猛料 说这厮凭着这歌 一石二鸟(yes, pun intended)
不但推倒了Elle Macpherson 还追到了Christie Brinkley
这俩当时是比现在的那个谁还要红的名摸 ... hubba hubba!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
T*******e
发帖数: 4110
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No pun or offense intended to 胖熊。
这场真是很特殊的比赛。也看过不少比赛了,各种类型,各种开头结尾,多数比赛都会
有些plays or moments highlight那些比赛。这场比赛不一样,没法用几个画面来描述
,只能从比赛的mundane process展现出来,看数据看highlights看总结很难准确地理
解这场比赛。
l*x
发帖数: 14021
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It's OK. I am not even trying to convince you. Everyone has different
approach and appreciation of the game. There is no right way or wrong way.
Point is you enjoy the beauty of it. I am always a team guy, probably
influenced by the culture and history of the green bay Packers.


: No pun or offense intended to 胖熊。

: 这场真是很特殊的比赛。也看过不少比赛了,各种类型,各种开头结尾,多数比
赛都会

: 有些plays or moments highlight那些比赛。这场比赛不一样,没法用几个画面
来描述

: ,只能从比赛的mundane process展现出来,看数据看highlights看总结很难准
确地理

: 解这场比赛。

T*******e
发帖数: 4110
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I guess it is just pun intended.
What the zoo said,
"
Well ... the New England Patriots won #SuperBowlLI, so that means we lost
our bet with Roger Williams Park Zoo & Carousel Village. Before the game,
our two zoos decided the losing side would name one of their baby animals
after the winning team's star quarterback, and figuring the losing side
would be pretty bitter about it, we came to the agreement that baby animal .
.. would be a Madagascar hissing cockroach. So without further ado -- meet
... 阅读全帖
T*******e
发帖数: 4110
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来自主题: Football版 - 笨狗比黄狗还要烂啊
Every dog has its day!
No pun intended.
B*****e
发帖数: 9375
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来自主题: Football版 - 正能量第四贴 CYE的六年之痒
去电视版瞟了一眼 全是Game of Throne的讨论
没有一个提到Curb Your Enthusiasm阔别六年之后在今晚回归
我从来没看过GOT (前年才知道有这么个剧)
昨天看到CYE里的主角说 他的戏是和GOT截然不同的风格 内容
嗯 顿时觉得没错过什么
Anyway, 那些没看过CYE的同学们 我全力推荐(HBO今晚十点)
这部戏 可真真是满满的正能量啊
不管怎样尴尬 如何萎琐 甚至人生的大悲剧
Larry David --
就是当年为了解放佐治在人婚礼前夕把苏三给活活毒死的Larry David
-- 都能给弄成笑料 甚至弄成好事
**他出差回来 去父母家
和爹聊了一会儿 没见到娘 问她去哪儿了 结果
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkEsLYE3Ik
** 他得罪了东洋文化的一部分 士可杀不可辱
已经风烛残年的神风特攻队老兵 虽然已经瘫痪在轮椅上
被气得高喊"万岁" 第一次-- yes, for the FIRST time -- 发起自杀冲锋
https://www.yout... 阅读全帖
G*****7
发帖数: 1759
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - P7 有货了
squeeze cock (no pun intended) 还是要训练一下的……
k**********i
发帖数: 8706
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - a shot in the dark. pun intended... (转载)
WTH?
c*******f
发帖数: 378
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - a shot in the dark. pun intended... (转载)
huh? u have a problem?
C*******d
发帖数: 15836
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - a shot in the dark. pun intended... (转载)
I don't see much problem with your post. But I failed almost all your
criteria except that I am a current gun owner.
c*******f
发帖数: 378
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - a shot in the dark. pun intended... (转载)
well, to be frank, if someone is not mature and stable, playing with guns
might not be a good idea...
everyone starts green. i only PREFER hunting experience since i am a hunter.
same goes with the trap
shooting...
c*******f
发帖数: 378
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - a shot in the dark. pun intended... (转载)
gee, ur english...
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