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发帖数: 737 | 1 .. I found this joke, or a least I think it is a joke..
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk
about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth
.” "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third –whatever happened to the missing 6 billion... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6601 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: cccpwx (flg政庇小学生), 信区: Military
标 题: 赫尔·布兰德斯：中国是如何从最大商机变成头号敌人的 ZT
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 14 23:24:17 2018, 美东)
导读
http://www.guancha.cn/HalBrands/2018_10_15_475413_s.shtml
在特朗普时代，一个最显著的特点就是美国人对中国的看法发生了翻天覆地的变化。就
在2016年，美国前总统奥巴马还宣称，一个无力协助解决全球问题的软弱无能的中国，
比一个强大有可能咄咄逼人的中国更危险。尽管表面上特朗普偶尔也试图与中国的最高
领导人称兄道弟，但在特朗普自己的小算盘里早就把北京标记为一个不可缓和的经济竞
争对手。
【翻译/观察者网吴迪、马力】在唐纳德·特朗普时代，一个最显著的特点就是美国人
对中国的看法发生了翻天覆地的变化。就在2016年，美国前总统巴拉克·奥巴马(
Barack Obama)还宣称，一个无力协助解决全球问题的软弱无能的中国，比一个强大的
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发帖数: 348 | 3 Jerrard Randall,Johnny Manziel, Marcus Mariota
UO最早给offer的Jerrard Randall是排名最高的，但是由于学术原因不能入学，去了
LSU,现在在Arizona,上周PAC-12 冠军赛最后一分钟有一个TD；
Johnny Manziel在UO给他offer之后身价大增，收到很多offer,最后去了TAM，CHIP
KELLY当时很伤心，认为johnny是最适合他的体系的人；
Marcus Mariota只有oregon, memphis两个offer,当时知道UO给johnny offer,有些不高
兴，但是后来决定迎接挑战来到UO,后面的故事大家都知道了；UO是在看同一个高中另
外一个QB录像时发现Mariota才能的，然后Mark Helfrich去夏威夷去看Mariota训练，
不到一个小时就给chip kelly打电话决定发offer,眼力确实不错；
如果Johnny和Marcus都到UO，真不知道会发生什么，现在看来对双方都是完美的结果 |
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b***e
发帖数: 15201 | 4 娜姐贴阿5的照片，又勾起来我对小五片子的美好回忆。
重庆的森林和堕落天使，里面的何志武，多么的单纯可爱。
贴个堕落天使的剧本，给你们这些不喜欢王家卫的伪文艺青年。
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李嘉欣和黎明相对无言。
李嘉欣扬着脸，拿烟的手略微颤抖，一枚偌大的闪亮的戒指戴在她的右手食指上。黑发
遮住了她的眼睛，只有艳的唇。
李嘉欣：我们还是不是拍档？
黎明的旁白：我和她合作过一百五十五个星期，今天还是第一次坐在一起。因为人的感
情是很难控制的。所以我们一直保持距离，因为最好的拍档是不应该有感情的。
红的字，桃红的底，片名出现：FALLEN ANGELS。
李嘉欣一个人，乘地铁，穿越街道，来到一幢不起眼的破旧楼房。透过漆黑走廊里的一
个破了的玻璃窗洞，熟练地拿了房间钥匙，开了门。房间很脏，很乱。她身着黑色紧身
皮裙，戴着口罩，在房间里打扫卫生。她放了几听"嘉士伯"啤酒在冰箱里，铺上了花格
的床单，安好了传真机。在镜子前涂上了鲜艳的口红，然后离开。
窗外：汽车急速飞驰在高速公路上，不远处的一列火车呼啸而过，警车的尖鸣，隐约听
见。
黎明按照同样的方式，进入房间，电视里放着情节缓慢的肥... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3558 | 5 写得比较流水账。希望能坚持定期记笔记 -- 以前发生过好多起看过的电影又再看，
看了一半或到末尾才想起来的事情~ 记下来以免老年痴呆严重的时候都不记得
----
Frequency 黑洞频率
又一个穿越片。
因为穿越题材已经太多了，电影肯定说不上震撼，但也挺吸引人。
电影开始放了一点1969年一个救火队员Frank 的工作，和跟妻子Julia 以及儿子John
的生活。之后切换到1999年，36岁的警察John 偶然拿出了以前父亲用的一个老式通讯
机，惊奇的发现居然和30年前的父亲通上了话。Johnny 告诉父亲他第二天会在救火任
务中丧生，让父亲背弃自己的本能感觉行事，救了三十年前的父亲。不幸的是，救了父
亲后，在1999年的后一天晚上，John 却发现母亲不在了，在1969年10月22日就被谋杀
。这个变化是由于父亲存活下来而引起的。John 还发现他正在处理的一个30年前的连
环杀人案，原本只死了三个人，在历史被改变以后，现在却死了十个。 于是John 劝说
父亲帮他一起破案，阻止罪犯杀人。可是因为父亲不断出现在凶杀现场，又被真正的罪
犯发现了，反被嫁祸，成了嫌疑犯。 电影最... 阅读全帖 |
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Peter Hook Reflects On Joy Division & New Order
Posted by Paul Gleason on Mar 04, 2013 3 Comments
As bassist for Joy Division and New Order perhaps the 2 most important ban
ds of the post-punk movement in England Peter Hook is responsible for crea
ting some of the most memorable music of the past 35 years.
Joy Division抯 albums Unknown Pleasures and Closer are... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2361 | 8 http://www.zasv.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=399830&extra=p
专辑简介：
专辑中文名: 天天想你
歌手: 张雨生
资源格式: APE
发行时间: 1988年11月
地区: 台湾
语言: 普通话
专辑介绍：
●制作感言：
两年前，从小与我最亲的妹妹，在梨山附近的山涧不幸溺死，那一年她才15岁。
虽然从头到尾，我没有掉一滴眼泪，但这个伤口一直在我心中。
她是那么可爱，那么懂事，而且歌声又那么好。老天真不公平，妹妹他一直比我更
爱唱歌，唱得比我更好。
这件事对我的打击太大，在此之前，我从来不曾公开演唱过。是她去世后，我报名
了“木船”民歌比赛，开始加入热门合唱团，一场又一场地唱下来。
像是背负了什么使命，心里不断有个声音催着我：“喜欢，就赶快去做！”不要等
到一切都已太迟。
今天我站在台上，受到许许多多的欢迎，除了高兴，更多的是感激，感激上天让我
唱出了自己，也唱出每一个人永远渴望的纯真与勇气。
这是我的第一张专辑，我把他献给所有喜欢音乐，喜欢生命的朋友。
谢谢你... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 21627 | 9 Protecting Children in Substance-Abusing Families
Characteristics of Parents at Risk
CASE VIGNETTE: Lisa had not seen her father since she was around 8 years of
age. Her mother was an unemployed recovering alcoholic who lived with her
boyfriend. Before her pregnancy Lisa had been a model for 3 years and
reported that she was introduced to illicit drugs by friends at work who in
the evenings. Through these friends, Lisa met Johnnie, the father of her
child. Johnnie was a photographer who used dru... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9531 | 11 A teacher in Lafayette, Tennessee asked her 6th grade class how many of them
were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different... again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
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发帖数: 35261 | 12 跟这次一样，儿童绑架，虐待洗脑，性虐待儿童色情片邪教聚会。一个叫johnny gosch
的小孩逃出来父母才知道发生了什么。当时把整个pedophile ring都挖出来了。
Franklin child abuse scandal直接指向里根和布什，但也是不了了之，其中包括了很
多人意外死亡。然后布什有一个传闻中的男妓叫Jeff Gannon,长得跟当年被拐走的
Johnny Gosch非常相像。你搜Johnny Gosch直接能看到三个小男孩被脱了衣服捆在床上
的图。Johnny单独被捆的图有好多张。 |
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发帖数: 1970 | 13 【 以下文字转载自 Ski 讨论区 】
发信人: qmc (qmc), 信区: Ski
标 题: 冰和雪交融的第一次Adult National花样滑冰竞技场
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 26 16:13:03 2011, 美东)
为了参加2011年四月份在盐湖城举办的美国Adult National花样滑冰， 我不得不放弃了冬季的欧洲滑雪之旅，两年前本来就已经买好了机票准备好了要去的，却一而再地因了这样那样的原因而推迟，阿尔卑斯的雪山一直仅仅是远远地在梦中。
从开始准备到拿到参赛资格的时间很短，而拿到了参赛资格后，我只有十个星期准备两个节目了。这是我的第一个花样滑冰比赛，也是第一次参加Adult National。其中的一个配乐我早已经定了，那个音乐是我两年前去科州的Winter Park的Mary Jane滑雪场滑雪时，那天正逢春季罕有大雪，一路上雪景美得摄人心魄，而我正好带了那张CD，车里放着那个曲子，与雪景交融，视觉和听觉交幻如诗如画如仙境。
第二个配乐选了后，结果我的教练说有人用过了，我只好花了整整大半天的时间重新听了无数的曲子，重新选了音乐。这第二节目... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 980 | 14 Little Johnny's Story
" Am I gonna be punished for something that I didn't do?" Little Johnny
asked his teacher." Of course not," Ms.Brown smiled and said. "All right, I
didn't do my homework last night". Little Johnny grinned and said.
That was an old joke. :) But I believe even after little Johnny grows up, he
will still have assignments to do, from more people rather than from the
teachers only. Perhaps that has less to do with punishment but more to do
with networking as an adult. In this se |
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发帖数: 7881 | 15 http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/13/howard-stern-contest-johnny-orris
The elderly grandpa who won a date with 2 prostitutes on the Howard Stern
Show choked and died last night ... just before he was going to have sex for
the first time in years ... TMZ has learned.
We've confirmed 86-year-old Johnny Orris died in a Lake Tahoe hospital last
night ... after choking on his steak at a local restaurant.
Orris appeared on the Stern show back in October with his grandson ... who
had entered him in a contest... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9698 | 16 抓住夏天的尾巴 大苹果11精彩活动推荐（
Aug 4, 2015, 16:59 PM
【侨报纽约网报道】转眼间进入八月，结束夏天的钟声即将敲响。如果6、7月你还
没玩够，那么趁着8月赶紧抓住夏天的尾巴，勿让自己徒留遗憾。幸运的是，大苹果的8
月活动精彩纷呈，下面就让小编为您详细预告！
推荐一：
EXCLUSIVE AFTER-WORK ROOFTOP PARTY
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时间：8月5日周三傍晚5点
地点：Cantina Rooftop, Hell's Kitchen
费用：5刀(含耳机)
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utm_source=gothamist&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=
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在辛苦工作了一天后，不妨摆脱沉闷，前来这个专门举办各种派对的屋顶酒吧，戴
上耳机来场疯狂的沉默迪斯科，让身体沉浸在音乐舞蹈的美妙世界里。傍晚入场后，来
杯沁凉的啤酒或冰冻过的玛格丽... 阅读全帖 |
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T***c
发帖数: 17256 | 17 这几段必须原文才给力
Jordan was the most ferocious competitor Bach has seen in all his years of
basketball. Johnny said physically Jordan and Pippen were about the same as
defenders. But when you add in MJ’s ruthlessness and trash talk, that put
him ahead of Scottie. When Johnny was coaching with the Hornets in 1995
they had a good team. Glen Rice, Mourning, Johnson. Series was tied at 2
and Hornets had a chance to win game 5 in Chicago. On the biggest
possession of the game, Mugsy had the ball with... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 8367 | 18 Reviews
Top 10 Baitcasting Reels
By Jesse Schultz 15 comments
Looking for some new baitcasting reels? Today’s economy forces us to
rethink the way we buy fishing equipment. The best “bang for your buck” is
looked at a little differently today. Our buck isn’t quiet taking us as
far as we would like it to go. To help you with your research, I’ve
compiled 10 of my favorite reels with the criteria in mind of both price and
performance. We all want to have the best equipment on the market so here
is ... 阅读全帖 |
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q*c
发帖数: 17993 | 19 为了参加2011年四月份在盐湖城举办的美国Adult National花样滑冰， 我不得不放弃了冬季的欧洲滑雪之旅，两年前本来就已经买好了机票准备好了要去的，却一而再地因了这样那样的原因而推迟，阿尔卑斯的雪山一直仅仅是远远地在梦中。
从开始准备到拿到参赛资格的时间很短，而拿到了参赛资格后，我只有十个星期准备两个节目了。这是我的第一个花样滑冰比赛，也是第一次参加Adult National。其中的一个配乐我早已经定了，那个音乐是我两年前去科州的Winter Park的Mary Jane滑雪场滑雪时，那天正逢春季罕有大雪，一路上雪景美得摄人心魄，而我正好带了那张CD，车里放着那个曲子，与雪景交融，视觉和听觉交幻如诗如画如仙境。
第二个配乐选了后，结果我的教练说有人用过了，我只好花了整整大半天的时间重新听了无数的曲子，重新选了音乐。这第二节目是我的教练让另一位教练帮我编导的，她也指导我的spins。这个后来选的音乐，我加上一些我自己的舞蹈元素进去，我自己设计了这第二个节目的服装。我的教练不仅仅花样滑冰大牛，对音乐也非常喜欢，很有天赋，他把我的两个音乐都编辑得如出原著。
我的这位编舞和spin... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9164 | 20 For live game , game flow and how they played the hand previously is so
important. Johnny Chan was playing quite tight and solid since there were
bunch of rich business men in the game. Phil G was on the wild side at the
time in the game.
With that board , not much other draw exist besides flush draw and
Johnny would not call two barrel with total air ball and bluff river. So
Phil does not have 1:3 odds to call, since the only thing he can beat is
total air ball on the river which i... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1802 | 22 Higher ranked are mostly genre movies.If u don't like genre shows, u won't
agree with the ranking here.
http://www.imdb.com/list/2KPGc_OIRYU/
1.
Add to Watchlist
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
-/10
After being deemed unfit for military service, Steve Rogers volunteers for a
top secret research project that turns him into Captain America, a
superhero dedicated to defending America's ideals.
Director: Joe Johnston
Stars: Chris Evans, Hugo Weaving, Samuel L. Jackson, Stanley Tucci
I... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4 | 23 RollingStone The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time
《滚石》杂志评史上最伟大的500歌曲
NO.001～NO.025
001 - Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone (1965)
002 - The Rolling Stones - Satisfaction (1965)
003 - John Lennon - Imagine (1971)
004 - Marvin Gaye - What's Going On (1971)
005 - Aretha Franklin - Respect (1967)
006 - The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations (1966)
007 - Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode (1958)
008 - The Beatles - Hey Jude (1968)
009 - Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (1991)
010 - Ray Charles - What'd I Say (195... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 239 | 24 Little Johnny asks his mother her age.
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his
room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her
driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now... 阅读全帖 |
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b********r
发帖数: 7725 | 25
寄信人: kuangg (Johnnie Walker)
标 题: Re: 武术 。。。 玩笑罢了
发信站: 未名空间 (Wed Sep 1 16:49:55 2010)
来 源: 160.94.
朋友有没有八卦掌对抗的视频资料？ 发过来分享一下吧。
我很好奇难道真的有“掌法”这一说？是指手刀还是真的像功夫片里面那样的？功夫片
里面的那些东西实在太假，没法相信啊。
寄信人: kuangg (Johnnie Walker)
标 题: Re: 武术 。。。 玩笑罢了
发信站: 未名空间 (Wed Sep 1 17:47:35 2010)
来 源: 160.94.
掌攻击哪里？ 如何攻击？
拳可以攻打头部尤其下巴，胸口横膈膜，手刀可以攻击颈部。掌攻击哪里？
寄信人: kuangg (Johnnie Walker)
标 题: Re: 武术 。。。 玩笑罢了
发信站: 未名空间 (Wed Sep 1 18:12:10 2010)
来 源: 160.94.
原来你就这个水平啊，看来我问错人了。又一次浪费了我的时间。
不过每次跟到你这种认为武术nb的人讨论最后都会变成这样让我更加 |
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发帖数: 29576 | 26 Johnny Depp 为了她把和自己生了俩娃的15年女朋友赶跑了，现在发现双性恋的女人没
那么容易搞定。BTW，Depp的西服一侧两个兜比较酷，也搞一件去。
"Johnny and Amber have been having a lot of fun spending time with one
another, but Amber keeps telling him she's not interested in being with him
in a monogamous relationship. She says she feels she's too young for him,
but the main factor is Amber prefers dating women over men and has no
interest in committing to a guy — even if he is Johnny Depp!" |
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发帖数: 29576 | 27 Jolie长一张大饼脸，最近还为了防癌把乳房提前给割了，现在抱怨填充物不舒服。竟
然被捧为性感女神，连Depp女朋友Amber Heard都想上她，老美的审美标致有时很成问
题。
The National Enquirer writes, “Johnny Depp’s bisexual squeeze Amber Heard
is nursing a girl crush on Angelina Jolie – and she desperately wants
Johnny to introduce them. Most guys would have no problem with that, but the
fact that both Amber and Angie have enjoyed lesbian relationships gives
Johnny some cause for worry.” |
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发帖数: 29576 | 28 Amber是个bi，在Depp之前和她女朋友同居好几年，Depp把一起生倆孩子的法国女朋友
dump了，找个小20岁的bi结婚，牛。
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard planning 'low-key wedding with barbecue
reception on his private island in the Bahamas'
Their engagement was only revealed last month but Johnny Depp and Amber
Heard are already planning their wedding.
While Amber, 27, has recently been seen flashing a huge engagement ring, she
and 50-year-old Johnny are reportedly set to tie the knot in a small
ceremony on his private island in the Bahamas with a barb... 阅读全帖 |
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t**x
发帖数: 20965 | 29 诚实的大兵：
So, you’re just a normal guy, living an ordinary life, when one day you
notice that one Johnny is smaller than your other Johnny. “Well, that’s
not right” you say, and head over to your doctor, who fears the worst and
calls it cancer. Crap. Now you’re life isn’t so ordinary. It’s okay
though; the doctor has a solution. You can either get cancer and die, or
just chop off little Johnny and live the rest of your “now-sort-of-ordinary
” life. “Well, how much worse can it get?” you reason, bef... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 30 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: WCNMLGB (CCC), 信区: USANews
标 题: 刚才看到的一个希婆笑话
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 28 14:52:03 2016, 美东)
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk
about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.
"Kenny," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in
Beng... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 31 最近两件事，可看出美国人富同情心，但有人也见钱眼开，贪婪成性。网路募款则成为
工具，想做好事的人得小心，不要被网路募款偷走您的爱心，中饱了贪婪者私欲。
新泽西州退伍军人Johnny Bobbitt Jr.去年底，好心将身上仅有的20元，送给因汽车抛
锚的 Kate McClure和她的男友，帮他们修好汽车回家。Kate知道这位好心人是无家可
归者、身无分文后，非常同情，在网路诉说这段充满人情味的温馨故事，并为这位老兵
发起募款。
美国人真是有同情心，他们本来只想募1万元，帮Johnny找个拖车屋安顿就好。没想到
短短期间，募款达40万。结果这对贪婪的男女，只把很少的钱交给Johnny，两人用其馀
的钱来洛杉矶、拉斯维加斯豪华度假，还买了一辆数万元的BMW新车，其馀的钱都据为
己有。
老兵再度流落街头，一位仗义的律师为他出面，向这对烂男女要钱，丑闻才揭露。他们
辩称，已给老兵2.5万，但他都花在毒品上了。现在还剩15万元，是否还给老兵，新闻
未再跟进。但让人感慨，美国人的同情心挡不住烂人们滥用。
另一故事，56岁的Anthony Torres本月初在纽约的火车上刮鬍子，被拍下视频传上推特... 阅读全帖 |
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g*********n
发帖数: 808 | 32 2010年：美国网民议论中国高铁
美国网民议论中国高铁
2010-12-04
还是以“美国天涯”赫芬顿网站的发言为主，选一些有趣的留言。
先从第一个留言开始，第一反应往往能反映出一些东东。
时间少，赶速度，译文粗糙，还望多多指正和探讨。如果看帖者能路过留言，哪怕
是简单的一句话，俺都将十分感激。
下面这个是六小时前的第一条评论。
southernman 7 hours ago (1:18 PM) 398 Fans
China is going to leave us so far behind, we will skip 3 rd world and go
directly to 5 th world economy and we can thank the right wing
中国一骑绝尘地去了，把我们甩了老远。我们在经济上将滑进第三世界，进而跌入
第五世界……这一切都得感谢右派（共和党）。
ajinnyc 6 hours ago (2:20 PM) 5 Fans
Are you saying that American Exceptionlism is a myth?... 阅读全帖 |
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g********2
发帖数: 6571 | 33 Robert 5 minutes ago
.. I found this joke, or a least I think it is a joke..
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk
about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth
.” "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third –whatever happened to ... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 34 Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk
about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions from the kids.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.
"Kenny," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenny?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in
Benghazi? "Second -- why would you run for president if you are not
capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third ... 阅读全帖 |
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y******9
发帖数: 2097 | 35 真正的buyer是johnny，但实际寄到的地址是。16号买的，17号到，18号就要求refund
。还有没有谁也是Johnny买的东西。
Phu Tan Duong
6213 N HERMITAGE AVE
CHICAGO, IL 60660-1103
Contact Buyer: Johnny |
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m********5
发帖数: 17667 | 36 A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was
caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound
to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking
appendix out!"
八岁的Johnny被一个阿姨带到他家去找他妈告状：
“你儿子今天和我八岁大的女儿在玩医生护士的游戏，被我抓了个现行！”
张妈当时就内涵了，说，对孩子别那么严厉嘛，这个年纪肯定开始对性好奇了对吧。
“好奇你个辣椒啊，他把我闺女阑尾割了！” |
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w*****e
发帖数: 748 | 37 http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~johnny/
Johnny Lee 同学的很多关于Wii Controller发明，他只是demo了一下想法，已经有很
多人开始用了，这么长时间也没看见有公司真的搞出来产品。这东西技术门槛应该很低
，搞电子的或者软件方面都有很多地方可以发展。感觉这个将来绝对是个很大的市场。
另外，Johnny Lee 已经加入了微软，恐怕也不会继续搞Wii了。 |
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q*********8
发帖数: 5776 | 38 来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 娘贴来了！ 俺在其他版灌的水，贴过来一为装装13，二为这些歌我觉得确实好听，很想跟版上的
童鞋分享一。
歪脖下好像一个帖子只给嵌播十个视频，俺只好腰斩分成两贴，为连续就不直接转载了。
Bossa Nova
前面帖子提到个Maria Rita，这个人俺早几年见过活的。当时俺去好莱坞碗听
Bossa Nova，她作为世家弟子（音乐世家）被推介。她的爹Cesar Camargo Mariano
是巴西著名的钢琴演奏家/编曲/作曲/音乐制作人。她的娘Elis Regina则是巴西
传奇歌手。Elis1974年出的collaboration with Antonio Carlos Jobim,
Elis & Tom被认为是BOSSA NOVA代表专辑之一。
Elis Regina & Tom Jobim- Waters of March - English subtitles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3oNSFQVzNM
话说她爹1957年遇到个人叫Johnny Alf，俩人交情日深最后Johnny Alf
就住进了Cesar家。这个Johnny Alf就是Bossa... 阅读全帖 |
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 39 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
ppddxx (孟楠) 于 (Wed Jun 22 13:06:15 2011, 美东) 提到:
虎妈蔡美儿（Amy Chua ）
讲中文带美国口音。
可以理解，因为她是ABC。
奇怪的是，她讲英文竟然带 Chinese accent!
估计她的闽南话是唯一纯正的。。。
视频：虎妈蔡美儿与大女儿索菲亚接受媒体采访
http://video.sina.com.cn/p/baby/v/2011-06-21/150661388415.html
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crosslink (Henry) 于 (Wed Jun 22 13:09:25 2011, 美东) 提到:
哈哈哈啊哈哈啊。
有意思！
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patsy (patsy) 于 (Wed Jun 22 13:30:05 2011, 美东) 提到:
她的英文哪里有中文口音，真是胡说八道。看过她其他... 阅读全帖 |
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k****e
发帖数: 337 | 40 here is another one:
100 bucks for sex
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend...
so she call |
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c**l
发帖数: 324 | 41 Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the
matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said
little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his
mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at
something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
～～～生活需要笑～～～ |
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g**p
发帖数: 22 | 42 痞子堡的传奇(一)
宾州的西部有座痞子堡. 三条大河交汇在堡的中央. 堡的外面是一群秀丽挺拔的山峰. 从
山上往下看, 三河围绕在山脚下, 痞子堡背靠群山, 夹在墨罗河和阿离河之间, 面向额海
额河, 山清水秀. 痞子堡还有一大特色. 气候恶劣, 夏天在山谷里无比的闷热, 赶也赶不
走. 冬天无比漫长, 从北方来的冷空气将痞子堡罩在冰天雪地之中. 一年只有三四个月的
鸟语花香.
可是, 就是在这名不经传的痞子堡, 也许是在这绿水清山的孕育之下, 也许是经过那烈日
炎炎和刺骨寒风的熏陶, 痞子堡在江湖里这么多年的血雨腥风中, 出了无数传奇人物, 尤
其是橄榄球四分卫. 现代(50年代之后)四分卫有19个进入名人堂, 其中有5人来自痞子堡
地区. 如果加上在钢人效力的BRADSHAW, 和明后年名人堂的入选人MARINO, 就有三分之一
的名人堂四分卫和痞子堡有关.
先说说JOHNNY UNITAS吧. 昵称JOHNNY U, 被誉为是NFL最好的四分卫之一.
在小马队的17年, JOHNNY U领导小马队赢得两次NFL冠军和一次SUPERBOWL. 他自己被评为
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L*1
发帖数: 11537 | 43 Texans目前最需要upgrade的是QB，而德州正好有一个好苗子Johnny Manziel。但按目
前的情况，Texans肯定拿不到Johnny Manziel。
如果Johnny Manziel，有意，有没有可能不参加draft然后直接签free agent的合同？ |
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c******n
发帖数: 7263 | 44 给大家整点东西看，下面是绿湾今年的free agent名单，绿湾从其他队抢人不太活跃，
所以大多数cap space估计还是花在本队的fa上面了。
欢迎各位包饭参与讨论，你希望谁留下，大概啥价位，谁走人。
由于人数众多，cap space有限，很多人不可避免要走人，也欢迎其他各位土豪看货。
unrestricted FA：
Johnny Jolly, DE
Seneca Wallace, QB
Greg Van Roten, G
Kahlil Bell, RB
Matt Flynn, QB
James Starks, RB
John Kuhn, FB
James Jones, WR
Jermichael Finley, TE
Andrew Quarless, TE
Marshall Newhouse, OL
Evan Dietrich-Smith, OL
Mike Neal, DE
C.J. Wilson, DE
Johnny Jolly, DT
Ryan Pickett, DT
B.J. Raji, DT
Rob Francois, LB
Sam Shields, CB
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n***k
发帖数: 2780 | 47 Johnny Manziel 是被Chip Kelly很赏识的，当年Johnny和现在鸭子的Mariota同时
commit to Oregon，结果Johnny flipped at the last minute.可能觉得在Oregon竞争
会非常激烈。事实证明这两位都是未来的super star啊。 |
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s**********l
发帖数: 8966 | 48 我觉得这场比赛其实透露出一个重要的信息，就是Bama后来防Johnny的招数是正确的。
Contain him in the pocket，用5 man rush，但是hold the side，让johnny不能
scramble。
事实证明在压力下johnny传球功夫一般，如果mariotta传球也很牛逼那就认输，但如果
不会传，至少这种方法你跑不起来，很容易drive就下去了。
鸭子的防守还是不牢靠。 |
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l********y
发帖数: 306 | 49 应该不会，当年johnny进TAMU也是他招的，隔壁ut不愿意招，他给了football机会，要
不然johnny就去oregon了！
Johnny Football几次采访都提到过很感谢sherman～
不过sherman未必能发掘football的所有才能…… |
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