c********7
发帖数: 2120 | 1 YIYI REN is currently No.16 principal. I remember her instructing math
humorously in old days.
LIMIN QU may be retired.
Another higher rank leader is caller Dean Miao and Vice-principal Guo who
had been already transferred to Tianjin High School as the new principal. |
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发帖数: 1038 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 paladin 讨论区 】
发信人: atack (小军号), 信区: paladin
标 题: 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 11 07:40:15 2014, 美东)
I
The way led along upon what had once been the embankment of a railroad. But
no train had run upon it for many years. The forest on either side swelled
up the slopes of the embankment and crested across it in a green wave of
trees and bushes. The trail was as narrow as a man's body, and was no more
than a wild-animal runway.
Occasionally, a piece of rusty iron, showing through ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 265 | 3 Ahmed Merabet, Cop Killed In Paris Attacks, Was Muslim
Police have named 42-year-old Muslim policeman Ahmed Merabet as one of the
two officers killed in Wednesday’s attack on a satirical magazine in Paris.
He is survived by his wife.
Merabet was seen in videos being killed point-blank on the sidewalk by the
Muslim terrorists, after begging for his life. He was a patrolman assigned
to the 11th arrondissement– the Paris neighborhood where Charlie Hebdo’s
office is located. (RELATED: This Is Why Ji... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9007 | 4 http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/opinion/david-brooks-i-am-not
I Am Not Charlie Hebdo
David Brooks
The journalists at Charlie Hebdo are now rightly being celebrated as martyrs
on behalf of freedom of expression, but let’s face it: If they had tried
to publish their satirical newspaper on any American university campus over
the last two decades it wouldn’t have lasted 30 seconds. Student and
faculty groups would have accused them of hate speech. The administration
would have cut financing and sh... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4465 | 5 Be Appropriate and Funny: Automatic Entity Morph Encoding
Boliang Zhang
Hongzhao Huang
Xiaoman Pan
Heng Ji
Kevin Knight
Zhen Wen
Yizhou Sun
Jiawei Han
Bulent Yener
Abstract
Internet users are keen on creating different kinds of morphs to avoid
censorship, express strong sentiment or humor. For example, in Chinese
social media, users often use the entity morph “方便面 (Instant Noodles)”
to refer to “周永康 (Zhou Yongkang)” because it shares one character “康
(Kang)” with the well-known brand of instant ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4400 | 6 re re re re re
this guy is so fucking stupid and annoying with cheap not-funny humor. |
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发帖数: 29576 | 7 Clint Eastwood to Michael Moore: ‘If you ever show up at my front door with
a camera – I’ll kill you’
In 2005, both men were being honored by the National Board of Review.
Eastwood’s “Million Dollar Baby” had just won the “Best Picture” Oscar;
Moore’s gun-grabbing propaganda piece “Bowling for Columbine” had just
won “Best Documentary.”
Moore’s movie featured the porcine producer staging an infamous interview
with a visibly frail Charlton Heston, the acting great who was then
president of the Na... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3438 | 8 去西加勒比海邮轮一周游。尽然在船上晚上的comedy show时间发生令人震惊的一幕。
台下一烙印大妈争着抢话筒破口而出一句话： Chinese ppl have zero
sense of
humor.她说话声音非常响。 她
就座在舞台第一排。我座在倒数第三，第四排。场子里基本都是老美，少数
亚裔和烙印
。她当着几千号人破口大骂老中。当时我第一个反应就是完了，老中的地位
越来越低了
。我一定要把这个事情汇报上来，让老中都知道烙印到底是啥货色。是烙印
的地方老中
一定要提防他们哦。他们属于无耻之徒，尽然在公众场合污蔑老中，更不要
说在各大公
司拿什么手段黑老中了。。 |
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发帖数: 16217 | 9 为什么当时不还一句，your brain is too simple to understand Chinese humor |
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发帖数: 29576 | 10 The legendary David Hume Kennerly tells the story behind 50 years of
campaign photography：
I sent her a copy of the photo and told her if she was still talking to me
after seeing it, would she mind signing the picture? She sent me a really
funny letter, and also inscribed on the photo, “Dear David, I just wanted
you to know I was thinking about you.” Hillary has a wicked sense of humor
that unfortunately is rarely displayed in public. |
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发帖数: 529 | 11 Pretty Petite SAF Looking to Grow in Love with Cute and Sweet Soul (Los
Angeles)
body : athletic height : 5'3" (160cm)status : single
I am a sensitive, well-educated(two advanced degrees), youthful, and in-
shape woman of substance and integrity. I have been told look much younger
and quite pretty( however, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?) I'd
like to get to know a single, attractive, kind, and in-shape professional (
50's and 60's), who is open and easily shares his thoughts and fe... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 651 | 12 Norg Haven 19catsandcounting • 2 days ago
I have looked into a number of historical texts.
I've also read "Eugenics: A Reassessment", "The Bell Curve: Intelligence and
Class Structure in American Life", "Dysgenics: Genetic Deterioration in
Modern Populations", "The 10,000 Year Explosion: How Civilization
Accelerated Human Evolution", and "The Global Bell Curve: Race, IQ, and
Inequality Worldwide".
Thanks to racial integration, Black America currently resides within a
nation that was princ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 123 | 13 There are a lot more context for being humor. It is kind of wisdom. |
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发帖数: 38600 | 14 Lawyer for Martin Shkreli Hikes Fees Five Thousand Per Cent
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/lawyer-for-marti
BROOKLYN (The Borowitz Report)—A criminal lawyer representing Turing
Pharmaceuticals chief Martin Shkreli has informed his client that he is
raising his hourly legal fees by five thousand per cent, the lawyer has
confirmed. |
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W***n
发帖数: 11530 | 15 AP December 28, 2015, 2:52 PM
Dartmouth college swimmer dies doing laps
MIAMI - A Dartmouth College swimmer who died at a YMCA pool had been trying
to complete four laps underwater without surfacing to breathe when he went
into distress, according to a sheriff's office report released Monday.
Tate Ramsden, 21, of Nashville, Tennessee, was pronounced dead at the
Sarasota pool after lifeguards and emergency medical personnel could not
revive him, according to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office i... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 21010 | 16 Remarks of President Barack Obama – State of the Union Address As Delivered
The White House is once again making the full text of the State of the
Union widely available online. The text, as prepared for delivery, is also
available on Medium and Facebook notes, continuing efforts to meet people
where they are and make the speech as accessible as possible. Through these
digital platforms, people can follow along with the speech as they watch in
real time, view charts and infographics on key areas... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2744 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: thighhigh (Thigh High), 信区: USANews
标 题: Palin Endorsement Widens Trump’s Lead Among Idiots
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jan 19 23:08:06 2016, 美东)
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-endorsemen
CREDIT PHOTOGRAPH BY CRAIG RUTTLE / AP
DES MOINES, Iowa (The Borowitz Report)—An endorsement from former Alaska
Governor Sarah Palin is expected to widen Donald J. Trump’s already
impressive lead among so-called “idiot voters,” an aide to the billionaire
said on Tuesd... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 451 | 18 zz
Zootopia was the most in your face mind control I have seen. The Utopian
bait has been placed as motivation to obey the elite. Good movie though.
Don't Read this if you haven't seen the movie.
This movie was great. Obviously. So well done.
But the entire time I was cringing over every single brainwashing technique
they were using to glamorize a future Utopian society.
This movie has painted a gorgeous picture of how a Utopian society could
look like. But this future is more entrenched in the ... 阅读全帖 |
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b******3
发帖数: 4385 | 19 a country full of serious humor |
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发帖数: 1 | 20 LOL
You got a sense of humor, :)
I am not happy today... |
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发帖数: 3030 | 21 Why delete it? Deleting it doesn't mean you never posted it. One has to
learn to laugh at oneself. Otherwise, the humor (or satire) appear to be too
forced. |
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发帖数: 7349 | 22 By all accounts, the group’s performances were surreally humorous.
Christine Binnie who, along with her sister Jennifer and Wilma Johnson,
founded the group, recalls performing a live tableau of “fishermen and
mermaids” outside the landmark Centrepoint building in central London. The
performance attracted a lot of attention, she remembers, including that of
the police: “We had a conversation with a policeman for about 10 minutes,
but in the end he didn’t arrest us, just told us to put our coats ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 551 | 23 Really, is it just humor or he said seriously?
"And just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election
and just give it to Trump, right? What are we even having it for? What are
we having it for? Her policies are so bad. Boy, do we have a big difference.” |
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发帖数: 5309 | 24 you have no sense of humor, sir. that's the problem of right wing nuts. |
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发帖数: 1 | 25 大家都来介绍几个自己认为最搞笑的喜剧吧，过节有时间可以看看.书先抛几块砖：
1。My cousin Vinny
2. Midnight run
3. the Interview
4, Digging to China
前面个都是书喜欢的humor,
#4跟中国一点关系没有，是关于一个小女孩成长的经历，很温馨感人，只能算轻喜剧 |
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发帖数: 1 | 26 【Filariasis
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Filariasis
Life cycle of Wuchereria bancrofti, a parasite that causes filariasis
Classification and external resources
Specialty Infectious disease
ICD-10 B74
ICD-9-CM 125.0-125.9
Patient UK Filariasis
MeSH D005368
[edit on Wikidata]
Filariasis is a parasitic disease caused by an infection with roundworms of
the Filarioidea type.[1] These are spread by blood-feeding black flies and
mosquitoes. This disease belongs to the group of d... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 27 12月27日 为什么我要替中国辩护
我要替中国辩护，并不是因为我是一个中国人，而是因为我知道中国就和这世界上绝大
数的国家一样，虽然有很多丑陋的现象，但是他们是受害者。就
象这个犯罪集团里很多的人一样，他们来自各种种族，他们可能充当了工具，但他们不
是制造这一切，谋划这一切的人。虽然经常会暴露中国产品出现问题。但要知道中国是
世界工厂，他们只是打工者，他们只是按照各种雇主提供的配方来生产，他们并不知道
他们会产生怎样的后果。或者这些工人知道后果，但他们只是奴隶，他们又如何去改变
这一切？ 所以，当我的调查不断往前推进的时候，不可避免地会涉及各国的企业，但
这并不表明是针对这个国家或这个国家的人民，而是针对一种社会现实和丑陋现象。就
拿菲律宾来说，菲律宾是一个犯罪猖獗的国家，有很多犯罪分子，但是菲律宾人民却是
这个集团的受害者，他们／她们被绑架，沦为了牺牲品，人体实验对象。一个日本人，
强奸上千名菲律宾女孩，却没有受到惩罚。以前我也提到过，有20个国家的名单，这20
个国家的人民其实都是受害者。现在他们把矛头对准中国，或许仅仅是因为我揭示了他
们图害世界人民的内幕，而我是一个中国人的缘... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 28 12月27日 为什么我要替中国辩护
我要替中国辩护，并不是因为我是一个中国人，而是因为我知道中国就和这世界上绝大
数的国家一样，虽然有很多丑陋的现象，但是他们是受害者。就
象这个犯罪集团里很多的人一样，他们来自各种种族，他们可能充当了工具，但他们不
是制造这一切，谋划这一切的人。虽然经常会暴露中国产品出现问题。但要知道中国是
世界工厂，他们只是打工者，他们只是按照各种雇主提供的配方来生产，他们并不知道
他们会产生怎样的后果。或者这些工人知道后果，但他们只是奴隶，他们又如何去改变
这一切？ 所以，当我的调查不断往前推进的时候，不可避免地会涉及各国的企业，但
这并不表明是针对这个国家或这个国家的人民，而是针对一种社会现实和丑陋现象。就
拿菲律宾来说，菲律宾是一个犯罪猖獗的国家，有很多犯罪分子，但是菲律宾人民却是
这个集团的受害者，他们／她们被绑架，沦为了牺牲品，人体实验对象。一个日本人，
强奸上千名菲律宾女孩，却没有受到惩罚。以前我也提到过，有20个国家的名单，这20
个国家的人民其实都是受害者。现在他们把矛头对准中国，或许仅仅是因为我揭示了他
们图害世界人民的内幕，而我是一个中国人的缘... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 29 12月28日 仔细阅读以下文章
或许这些文章可以告诉你们孩子被伤害病毒的答案。
Astellas Pharma 应该和这些人体实验有莫大的关系！
Founded 2005; 11 years ago
Headquarters 2-5-1, Nihonbashi-Honcho, Chūō-ku, Tokyo 103-8411, Japan
Key people Yoshihiko Katakana
(President and CEO)
Filariasis
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Filariasis
Life cycle of Wuchereria bancrofti, a parasite that causes filariasis
Classification and external resources
Specialty Infectious disease
ICD-10 B74
ICD-9-CM 125.0-125.9
Patient UK Filariasis
MeSH ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1823 | 30 根本原因是chinese have no sense of humor，罚酒是他们唯一能想得出来的取乐方式
而且乐此不疲 |
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发帖数: 8248 | 32 Grow some decent humor cells.
Then come back to me. |
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发帖数: 32828 | 33 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 成功男人的标准，就是看曾和多少女人无套做爱过
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue May 16 17:06:19 2017, 美东)
曾和14女人无套做爱过:
3 in China.
3 in USA west coast.
8 in East coast.
all are not hookers. their jobs are: student, accountant, sales lady, house
wife, restaurant waitress, marketing analyst, hair salon worker, realtor
agent, etc
4 virgins
4 non-virgin but singles
6 MBA(married but available),
all are real... haha
why? I'm handsome, tall, manly, rich, general(gave ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 38600 | 35 First rate. It's not difficult to classify Putin as a guy who is so many
miles above the US admin in awareness and all-round smarts and statesmanship
. The same can be said of Xi Jinping except that Jinping isn't into
trolling. But that's just part of the Chinese "thick face, black heart"
philosophy (never let the other guy know what you're thinking). Inwardly
Jinping is probably cracking a rib in laughter at what his friend Putin just
did. And so are we in the west. Classic Russian humor. |
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发帖数: 1 | 36 But actually it has a sense of humor ..... I like it. |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 37 下面这篇文章挺有意思的。床铺根本就没想要当总统。他只是想利用选举给自己增加知
名度。他竞选团队里头的人也没指望他当总统。结果他意外当选了，现在竞选团队里的
人反而麻烦了。另外床铺一开始组阁时候的混乱也说明他根本也没有预料或者期待当选。
Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Be President
On the afternoon of November 8, 2016, Kellyanne Conway settled into her
glass office at Trump Tower. Right up until the last weeks of the race, the
campaign headquarters had remained a listless place. All that seemed to
distinguish it from a corporate back office were a few posters with right-
wing slogans.
Conway, the campaign’s manager, ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 35261 | 38 humoral immune response阶段。拖到cell response了就压不住症状了 |
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发帖数: 1 | 39 家中常备达飞和抗生素？
: humoral immune response阶段。拖到cell response了就压不住症状了
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发帖数: 1 | 40 家中常备达飞和抗生素？
已有感冒马上两个都吃？
: humoral immune response阶段。拖到cell response了就压不住症状了
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发帖数: 4796 | 41 黑豹使多少人性高潮了啊？
Feature
Why ‘Black Panther’ Is a Defining Moment for Black America
The Grand Lake Theater — the kind of old-time movie house with cavernous
ceilings and ornate crown moldings — is one place I take my kids to remind
us that we belong to Oakland, Calif. Whenever there is a film or community
event that has meaning for this town, the Grand Lake is where you go to see
it. There are local film festivals, indie film festivals,... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 42 汽车旅馆老板偷窥客人做爱30年 看遍世相丑恶(图)
https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/
RiacFDBX14xCHekHDSSxMSTyqpGj8qEVJBv5ux7lx7MiaRMy7D6iaxtkamWcsGe3q9uOT4PNAeib
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Photo From The New Yorker
人们正似乎极为迫切地渴望自己的私生活被暴露在众目睽睽之下——Facebook、
Instagram、朋友圈甚至到“直播软件”。人们在社交网络上直播自己的喜怒哀乐、鸡
毛蒜皮、柴米油盐，直播自己过马路、做爱.......
从Kim Kardashian到Paris Hilton，生活在红毯之上镁光灯之下的人们，一面极力
掩盖自己的真实生活，一面又窃喜于风流韵事出现在花边小报的头条上。而屏幕后的我
们，消费着、享用着这些信息，也“模仿”着他们。上世纪60年代，没有智能手机、没
有社交网络。
这篇文章将带你走近一个那个年代一个偷窥狂的生活，看他如何用一支笔和一个记
事本写下三十年看见的一切——那个“曝光”，“隐私... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3497 | 43 你这是没humor sense
让人担忧的是你还信了！ |
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发帖数: 38600 | 45 Barack Obama's Speech at John McCain's Funeral
To John's beloved family, Mrs. McCain, to Cindy and the McCain children,
President and Mrs. Bush, President and Secretary Clinton, Vice President and
Mrs. Biden, Vice President and Mrs. Cheney, Vice President Gore, and as
John would say, my friends. We come to celebrate an extraordinary man. A
statesman, a patriot who embodied so much that is best in America.
President Bush and I are among the fortunate few who competed against John
at the highest l... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4882 | 46 and always keep a humorous and optimistic manner
Do not strongly focus on wealth and suppressing others |
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发帖数: 1998 | 47 “In many countries we have chained the savage and starved him to death . . .
in many countries we have burned the savage at the stake . . .
in more than one country we have hunted the savage and his little
children and their mother with dogs and guns through the woods and
swamps for an afternoon’s sport, and filled the region with happy
laughter over their sprawling and stumbling flight, and their wild
supplications for mercy: . .
in many countries we have taken the savage’s land from him, and
m... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4796 | 48 The last words spoken by former president George H.W. Bush came barely an
hour before he died, in a telephone conversation with his son, former
president George W. Bush. The 43rd president had expressed his love for his
father. “I love you, too,” the 41st president replied.
The president’s eldest son was on speaker phone, one of a series of final,
farewell conversations between the family patriarch and his children,
arranged Friday evening as it became clear that the hours were drawing short.
Bu... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 632 | 49 McKinley Conway, 1920-2011:
Last Flight Home in a Landmark Life
ONLINE INSIDER
McKinley Conway
by JACK LYNE
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his Mac Conway fellow, you might be wondering, now just who was he again?
Yeah, he's the guy who started Site Selection 'n all, but did he ever do
anything else? I'm kinda in a hurry here, pal. So just tell me who this dude
was like.
Oh, hell, Mac Conway wasn't like anybody. He never followed anyone's
footsteps; he couldn't really. He was too restless a spirit, too hell-bent
on slashing ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16092 | 50 Lessons from Hale Ross’ life at Yale
A personal essay by Hale's father
JACK ROSS 5:47 PM, MAY 05, 2018
CONTRIBUTING REPORTER
Editors’ Note: Please be advised, the following piece includes sensitive
material relating to depression and suicide.
Several months ago, I received a “save the date” flyer about the Yale
graduation events this May. I will not be in attendance. On Oct. 30, 2016,
my son Hale, class of 2018, ended his life.
Hale’s death was a tragedy on many levels — a profound loss not o... 阅读全帖 |
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