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发帖数: 4019 | 1 Electoral College Successfully Overturned, Buffalo Guy Selected As President
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Today in the nation's capital, Congress was set to begin
counting electoral votes, but was stopped by a group of Trump supporters
storming the Capitol building.
"Congress was trying to count the fraudulent electoral votes and steal the
election, but we stopped them just in time," said protestor Ganther Buggo as
he propped his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk. "We're in charge now!"
The protestors then invoked the little known 29th Amendment of the
Constitution that says the first person to storm the Capitol while Congress
is in session and stand there triumphantly shall become the next president
of the United States.
According to sources, the mantle of leadership has been placed upon a guy
wearing a really cool buffalo hat, since he was the first person to make it
to the front of the room and strike a triumphant pose while waving the flag.
The newly elected buffalo-hat President will be announcing his cabinet
members next week. Biden congratulated him on his victory and then fell back
to sleep.
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