m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 NewJersey 讨论区 】
发信人: mitaas (芸芸众生), 信区: NewJersey
标 题: haha UBS
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 15 07:07:42 2011, 美东)
fun
you could see this coming, when they started this goofy, voodoo Ads
"You and us, UBS"
man! that is total Voodoo!!!
it's never useless looking only in the rear view mirror.
so I am going to throw you another on-going big time Voodoo:
"Together we'll go far" Wells Fargo
wait for it. |
j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 2 裁不裁员先不说，有个大公司的名头还是很有用的，尤其是泡妞的时候。
see, "You and us, xxx & UBS"。
【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 NewJersey 讨论区 】
: 发信人: mitaas (芸芸众生), 信区: NewJersey
: 标 题: haha UBS
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 15 07:07:42 2011, 美东)
: fun
: you could see this coming, when they started this goofy, voodoo Ads
: "You and us, UBS"
: man! that is total Voodoo!!!
: it's never useless looking only in the rear view mirror.
: so I am going to throw you another on-going big time Voodoo:
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d*j
发帖数: 13780 | 3 you mean this?
UBS shares were down 7 percent on the news that the Swiss bank had a rogue
trader who caused it an estimated loss of $2 billion, and police in London
arrested a 31-year-old man in the case. |
g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | |
m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 5 也
【在 d*j 的大作中提到】
: you mean this?
: UBS shares were down 7 percent on the news that the Swiss bank had a rogue
: trader who caused it an estimated loss of $2 billion, and police in London
: arrested a 31-year-old man in the case.
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d*j
发帖数: 13780 | 6 so it's true?
last night, one of my friends who works in UBS as equity desk quant, told me
they will be fine, no more lay-off this year ...
hehe
【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 也
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m****s
发帖数: 7397 | |
r*******t
发帖数: 8550 | |
a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 9 话说银行的别称:
CitiBank: Shity Bank
UBS: U Bull Shit
GS: Good Shit
MS: More Shit
DB: 低 B
BOA: Back Of Ass
WF: What the F.
中国建设银行——CBC（Construction Bank of China） ——“存不存？”
中国银行——BC（Bank of China） ——“不存！”
中国农业银行——ABC（Agriculture Bank of China） ——“啊，不存。”
中国工商银行——ICBC —— “爱存不存。”
民生银行——CMSB ——“存吗？傻比”
招商银行——CMBC ——“存吗？？白 痴！”
兴业银行——CIB ——“存一百”
国家开发银行——CDB ——存点吧！
“ 北京市商业银行——BCCB ——白存存不？”
汇丰银行——HSBC ——“还是不存。” |
c********e
发帖数: 6158 | 10 good one
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: 话说银行的别称:
: CitiBank: Shity Bank
: UBS: U Bull Shit
: GS: Good Shit
: MS: More Shit
: DB: 低 B
: BOA: Back Of Ass
: WF: What the F.
: 中国建设银行——CBC（Construction Bank of China） ——“存不存？”
: 中国银行——BC（Bank of China） ——“不存！”
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m******d
发帖数: 3243 | 11 2B unauthorized trading
The management will be fired |
d*j
发帖数: 13780 | 12 citi lay off several Portfolio managers today
no idea what wil happen to those small guys under them |
m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 13 who, me?
from movie "Clear and present danger", Jack Ryan
【在 r*******t 的大作中提到】
: You Bull Shit
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r*******t
发帖数: 8550 | 14 No. UBS
【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: who, me?
:
: from movie "Clear and present danger", Jack Ryan
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m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 15 so dark outside all in a sudden
【在 r*******t 的大作中提到】
: No. UBS
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r*******t
发帖数: 8550 | 16 Because you just put on your sunglasses?
【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: so dark outside all in a sudden
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d*j
发帖数: 13780 | 17 good one
hehe
【在 r*******t 的大作中提到】
: Because you just put on your sunglasses?
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