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[美国JRs之声]阿里纳斯与尼克杨豪赌三分100投95中，巅峰特工是库里前的库里？
由 汉简秦言 发表在虎扑篮球·湿乎乎的话题 https://bbs.hupu.com/vote
Gilbert Arenas puts up $100k for shootout vs Nick Young. Proceeds to shoot
95/100
吉尔伯特-阿里纳斯携10万美元现金找尼克-杨比试三分，随后100投95中。
[流言板]阿里纳斯背10万美金找尼克-杨比试三分，后者未现身应战>>
完整视频>>
[–]KnicksCatchyy 2827 指標 1 天前
What's in the bag?
Always gotta check Gilbert's bag, never know what you might find
视频里的那哥们问阿里纳斯“包里有啥？”
啥时候也别忘了检查大将军的包，因为你永远也猜不出里面装着什么。
[–]SupersonicsAlfalfa_Centauri 1517 指標 1 天前
Mike Breen voice
BANG!
Mike Breen的声音：“BANG!”[译注1]
[译注1]：Mike Breen，美国篮球解说员，以常常在比赛末段关键球命中后喊出“BANG!
”而闻名。此处“BANG!”也指枪声。
[–][SAS] Tim DuncanAskMeAboutMyMom 242 指標 1 天前
Back out to Allen
ID为“问问我妈如何”的用户：传给外线雷阿伦！[译注2]
[译注2]：2013年总决赛第六场热火对马刺，雷阿伦最后时刻命中关键三分时Mike
Breen的解说词，在雷阿伦命中后，Mike Breen也喊出了“BANG!”
[–]Raptorspussykicker 223 指標 1 天前
how's your mom
你妈最近咋样啊？
[–]Rocketsbigtice 2144 指標 1 天前
"Bron'll average 30 assists just passing the ball to me." - Gilbert Arenas
“勒布朗光传球给我就能场均三十助攻。”——吉尔伯特-阿里纳斯
[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeBronn_Bronn 794 指標 1 天前
I still wish I could have seen prime Bron and prime Arenas on the same team.
我现在仍然希望能一睹巅峰詹姆斯和巅峰阿里纳斯联手的模样。
[–]Rocketsthe_ouskull 478 指標 1 天前
So does Old Bron.
老詹也是这么想的啊。
[–]kida24 817 指標 1 天前
No such thing. There is only Prime Bron.
世上无老詹，只有巅峰詹。
[–][GSW] Wilt Chamberlainspiiicychips 561 指標 1 天前
Well that would have been his 1st primester. Currently Bron is entering 3rd
Primester. We've yet to see his final form though.
勇士球迷：不过你可以说当年的詹姆斯在他的第一巅峰期啊。现在的他则正在进入第三
巅峰期。不过我们还没有见到他的最终形态呢。
[–]Grizzlies Tankwagonawshitnoway 114 指標 1 天前
Dude what if scientists put lebrons bbiq in a basketball playing android,
and then it gained sentience, but because ball is life just bullied the
human race at basketball forever
老铁们，要是科学家把詹姆斯的篮球智商输入到一个篮球机器人里，然后这个机器人获
得了感知能力，却又因为篮球即是生命而在篮球届吊打人类千万年，那可该怎么办呐。
[–]Spursusedprestige 103 指標 1 天前
Bullying has already happened, case 1: toronto raptors
吊打已经开始了，受害者案例1：多伦多猛龙队。
[–]R78692 103 指標 1 天前
I believe after his 3rd Primester he gives birth to prime Bronny Jr. in
Cleveland
我相信在詹姆斯的第三巅峰期后，他会在克利夫兰生下巅峰期的小詹姆斯的。
[–]ahan12 1211 指標 1 天前
"If you could shoot like me, you'd be a max player" haha real talk
“你要是能射得和我一样准，你就是个顶薪球员了。”哈哈哈没毛病。
[–]JimG617 171 指標 1 天前
That’s drop the mix territory, nothing Swaggy P can say back to that
这话刀刀见血，尼克-杨只能无言以对。
[–]NBAlejefferson 137 指標 1 天前
And Nick Young didn't even show up. Classic Nick Young. Talk your mouth off
but can't show up when it counts.
而尼克-杨连面都没露。这很尼克-杨。把牛皮吹个底儿掉，动真格了却开始怯场。
[–][LAL] Kermit WashingtonSilkBroaway 1379 指標 1 天前
Why do we condone Arenas' blatant emotional abuse of Nick Young?
湖人球迷：为什么我们要纵容阿里纳斯对尼克扬的公然情绪欺凌呢？🐶
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownYe_Biz 1120 指標 1 天前
Because it’s hilarious
因为这可太搞笑啦。
[–][OKC] Steven Adamsbuoybuoy 234 指標 23 小時前
In case anyone hasn't seen it, here is Arenas dropping in on Nick Young and
harassing him and his son back in 2016.
给没看过的人发个福利，这是阿里纳斯2016年突袭尼克-杨家并骚扰他和他儿子的视频。
https://www.weibo.com/tv/v/Gzh9lxR1Q?fid=1034:4284073955535506
[–]Knicksaustex_mike 186 指標 23 小時前
That "making room for your IG bitches" gets me every time.
“给你在IG上认识的那些小婊砸们腾地方”那段每次都让我笑得不行。
[–]Rocketsrockets9495 99 指標 1 天前
"What are you doing to my fucking son!?!"
A distraught Nick Young
“你特么在对我儿子做什么呢！？！”
来自气到失智的尼克-杨。
[–][MIA] Antoine WalkerHEATerade 241 指標 1 天前
Gilbert Arenas, shootout, just missing Javaris Crittendon
吉尔伯特-阿里纳斯开火？看来万事俱备只差加利瓦斯-克里坦顿了。[译注3]
[译注3]：曾和阿里纳斯发生冲突，并最终引发“持枪门”的奇才球员。
[–][WAS] Muggsy BoguesBlackJediSword 633 指標 1 天前
He’s wearing wizards shorts @1:16 and I couldn’t be happier.
奇才球迷：在视频的第1分16秒，你能看到阿里纳斯穿着奇才的短裤，我简直太高兴啦。
[–]TheTowelBoy 164 指標 1 天前
DC legend.
华盛顿传奇。
[–]Squalor- 91 指標 1 天前
Washington Bullets.
华盛顿子弹。[译注4]
[译注4]：华盛顿奇才曾用队名，同时也一语双关指代持枪门事件。
[–][OKC] Andre Robersontoshredsyousay1 116 指標 1 天前
OKC needs him as a shooting coach
雷霆球迷：雷霆需要他来担任投篮教练啊。
[–]Rocketsthe_ouskull 186 指標 1 天前
It's Agent Zero, not Harry Potter.
他是肉体凡胎的零号特工，又不是精通魔法的哈利-波特。
[–]ayeno 228 指標 1 天前
The shooting music was a nice touch.
他投篮的背景音乐可以说是锦上添花了。
[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonardjeekp 558 指標 1 天前
lmao the gunshot sound effects, hes so self aware
笑死我了，拿枪声当成投篮命中的音效，他可太有自知之明了。
[–]username--_-- 227 指標 1 天前
GA is about as self aware as it gets
大将军的自知之明也是没谁了。
https://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTM3MzUwNzMyMA==.html
[–]RocketsSuperawesomecoolman 85 指標 23 小時前
"I'm number 1?!" - Gilbert Arenas
“我排NBA历史最烂合同第一名？！”——吉尔伯特-阿里纳斯
[–]LakersShanghai1943[🍰] 79 指標 21 小時前
"i could spend every penny i had in the bank and still have 38million coming
."
“我可以花光银行账户里的每一分钱，而未来仍然还会有3800万美元进账。”
[–][WAS] John Wallzeek215 3320 指標 1 天前
I can't even shoot 95% on my kid's 4 ft Fischer Price hoop from 10 ft away.
He wasn't called hibachi for nothing.
就算站在3米开外，瞄准我孩子们1米2高的儿童篮筐，我也投不出95%的命中率啊。
阿里纳斯的“铁板烧”外号绝非浪得虚名。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 1124 指標 1 天前
I can't even shoot 95% on Rookie with the sliders up...
在NBA 2K里，就算是用菜鸟难度，再把命中率调高，我也还是投不出95%啊……
[–]Bucks Bandwagonmac-0 487 指標 1 天前
Guessing you've never played with the GOAT Steve Novak.
我猜你是没跟历史最佳史蒂夫-诺瓦克同场打过球。
[–]Lakerskultureisrandy 154 指標 1 天前
Or the GOAT bench big Brandon Davis
Or the GOAT bench PG Jerryd Bayless
或者历史最佳替补长人布兰登-戴维斯。
或者历史最佳替补控卫杰里-贝勒斯。
[–]LebronAnthonySimmons 95 指標 1 天前
I used to call him Kobe Bayless. Man was absurd
我以前管他叫科比-贝勒斯。这哥们在游戏里吊炸天。
[–][LAL] Jose Calderonvictor396 267 指標 1 天前*
Arenas once bet Deshawn Stevenson he'd score more threes with just one hand
than him... and won.
Arenas was shooting college threes and Stevenson "regular ones", but still.
Here's a vid
阿里纳斯曾经和德肖恩-史蒂芬森打赌，他单手投进的三分能比史蒂芬森双手投进的还
多……最后他还真赢了。
阿里纳斯是在大学三分线上投篮，史蒂芬森是在“常规”三分线上，不过这仍然很强啊。
这儿有个视频https://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzIzNzU2MA==.html?debug=flv
[–]jallain 82 指標 1 天前
he was also being a gigantic douche while stevenson was shooting trying to
mess with him and make him flinch when stevenson didn't mess with him at all
during his shots.
then again stevenson did have sex with a 14 year old so can't really feel
bad for him.
不过轮到史蒂芬森投篮的时候，阿里纳斯表现得像个无耻混蛋一样，使劲干扰吓唬史蒂
芬森，让他投丢。然而在阿里纳斯投篮的时候，史蒂芬森却完全没干扰他。不过话又说
回来了，史蒂芬森也确实跟一个14岁的少女上过床，所以我并不同情他。
[–]Educated_Spam 545 指標 1 天前
He took his last shot from a step out of bounds just for kicks and sunk it.
How good these guys are without any pressure is just absurd.
在叫阵尼克-杨的视频里，就为了找乐子，阿里纳斯在底角界外一步出手最后一投，然
后轻松命中。这帮家伙在没有压力的时候强得吓skr人。
[–]DocHoliday96 307 指標 23 小時前
He was pretty good with pressure too
大将军在有压力的时候也强得不讲道理啊。
[–]Kaizokuop 92 指標 21 小時前
Well.... except for that one time
好吧……除去被詹姆斯耳语后两罚不中的那次。
[–]Spursmyexguessesmyuser 120 指標 23 小時前
That's always been my impression watching pros warm up. Without pressure, an
average shooter's % is just disgusting. That's why having a shot like curry
with that ultra quick release or a fade away like dirk is so good.
我看职业球员热身的感想一直都是他们超强。在没有压力的情况下，就算是个普通射手
也能投出逆天的命中率。这就是为何库里式的急速出手和像德克式的后仰跳投非常有用。
[–]Tapprunner 83 指標 23小時前
I remember being at basketball camp when i was 12 (camp went up to age 16
though) - a couple camp counselors were walk-ons at UNC. They challenged
anyone at camp to HORSE, but only shooting 3s. And the counselors shot with
their off hand. And won every game.
我记得自己12岁的时候去过一个篮球训练营（不过训练营的年龄上限是16岁），几个训
练营的导师是北卡大学拿不到奖学金的校队边缘队员。他们向训练营里的每一个人发起
挑战，比HORSE投篮赛，但只投3分，而且会用非惯用手投篮，最后他们赢了每一场比赛。
When we watch some of these guys and say "oh that guy sucks" it's important
to remember that these guys are unbelievably good at this game.
当我们看这样的家伙打球，并吐槽“哦这帮家伙弱爆了”的时候，千万别忘了他们打篮
球的实力到底有多么不可思议。
[–][SEA] Nate McMillan1andahalfnipples 325 指標 1 天前
Goddamn Curry's record was 93/100 and some people were calling that fake,
Gambling Agent Zero is on another level.
卧了个大槽，库里的纪录是100投93中，还有人说他是造假。赌局中的零号特工简直是
另一个档次的存在。
[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonmoonrocks415 117 指標 23 小時前
Actually both of their records are 96/100 apparently. According to Curry's
personal coach aka Q, anyways.
勇士球迷：其实库里和阿里纳斯的纪录都是100投96中。这可是江湖人称Q的库里私人教
练说的。https://www.sfchronicle.com/warriors/article/Warriors-assistant-
coach-Stephen-Curry-in-a-12462343.php
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 87 指標 23 小時前
Hibachi was Steph before Steph (shot selection wise before I offend anyone).
God I miss the Cavs-Wizards playoff matchups.
大将军是库日天时代前的库日天（我是指投篮选择方面，话得说圆了，别得罪了谁）。
妈呀，我真想念当年骑士对奇才的季后赛对决。
[–]LakersTravelerGeorgeTommy 300 指標 1 天前
Gilbert in his prime was probably the most streaky shooter in NBA history. I
'll never forget him putting 60+ on Kobe.
湖人球迷：全盛期的阿里纳斯可能是NBA史上手感来了最挡不住的球员。我永远忘不了
他在科比头上砍下60+的表演。
[–]WizardsLow_Brass_Rumble 209 指標 1 天前
I like to think that, in some bizarro alternate universe where things went
slightly differently, Kobe is an injury-plagued “if only” story and Gil is
remembered as one of the greatest iso shooters of all time.
奇才球迷：我喜欢这么想，在某个平行宇宙里，事情稍稍有所不同，科比变成了那个伤
病缠身的“若是健康他能多强”球员，而阿里纳斯作为史上最强的单打射手之一被人铭
记。
[–]TimberwolvesTheRealTravisClous 150 指標 1 天前
Or, neither of them get injured and we have an amazing sharpshooter rivalry
或者，他俩都健健康康的，我们得以欣赏两位精英射手间的伟大对决。
[–][BOS] Kevin Garnettaivpt 68 指標 21 小時前
Imagine Arenas, McGrady, Wade and Kobe if both Arenas and McGrady didn't get
injured.
想象一下，阿里纳斯和麦迪都没受伤病所困，然后阿里纳斯，麦迪，韦德和科比一同争
锋的样子。
[–]Spursbinary_spaniard 909 指標 1 天前
From now I don't want to hear anybody defending Dwight Howard shooting.
I suspect that around 50% in catch and shoot from three in practice and 80%
from FT are actually terrible for an NBA player.
从现在起，我再也不想听到任何为德怀特-霍华德的糟糕投篮辩护的话了。
训练中三分线外接球投篮命中率50%、罚球命中率80%可能对于NBA球员来说都是辣鸡的
数据。
[–][SAC] De'Aaron FoxBoxcar-Mike 716 指標 1 天前*
I saw Tim Legler say that an NBA prospect has to shoot 75% from 3 unguarded
at a minimum now.
Edit: actually, he said 70%
我听Time Legler说，现在这个年代，有NBA潜能的新人必须投出75%的无人防守三分命
中率。
补充：他说的其实是70%。
[–]94savage 442 指標 1 天前
I'd say there's no way some of these recent prospects were hitting 75% in
workouts. Not the way they brick in games
要我说，最近这些年有些NBA新秀根本不可能在训练中投出75%的三分命中率。从他们在
比赛里打铁的那架势看，没可能的。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantdeycallmegeno 251 指標 1 天前
It could be possible. I've been to a few NBA games and bad 3 pt shooters
shoot very well in warmups.
还是有可能的。我去过几次NBA现场，即使是三分稀烂的投手也能在热身时频频命中。
[–][POR] Rudy FernandezPiano9717 222 指標 1 天前
I saw Mason Plumlee go 9/9 in warmups once.
开拓者球迷：我有一次见到梅森-普拉姆利在热身时9投9中。
[–][PHI] Tony Wrotendmabes 254 指標 1 天前
I saw Dario saric kill the megladon
我还见过达里奥-沙里奇捕杀史前巨齿鲨呢。
[–][LAL] Dennis RodmanCheckMyMoves 322 指標 1 天前
Yeah, there's no way Simmons shot anywhere near that percentage.
同意前面老哥的话，以西蒙斯的投射能力，他连75%的边都摸不到。
[–]SpursThehelloman0 287 指標 1 天前
I'm sure they mean for guys that are going to be relying on their outside
shooting.
我觉得他们说的是今后要靠外线投射吃饭的那些家伙。
[–]grandeheimer 125 指標 1 天前
Or at the very least guys that are willing to take one in a game. No point
in bringing up a crazy outlier like Simmons.
或者至少也说的是愿意在比赛里出手一次三分的家伙。把西蒙斯这样的极端情况带入进
讨论没啥意义。
[–]ASAPxSyndicate 180 指標 1 天前
"Hey Simmons, your workout looks great.. very athletic, tall, pinpoint
passes, Australian... but we need you to come over to this here 3 point line
for your final test. 75% or you can just head on home, dont even plan on
showing up to the draft if you slip up here"
“嗨，西蒙斯，你的试训看着棒棒哒……运动能力超强，高大，精准传球，澳大利亚人
……但我们需要你走到三分线，来完成你的最终测验。要么投出75%的命中率，要么回
家滚蛋。如果你在这跌倒，就别想在选秀大会露面了。”
[–]Suns Tankwagonbburgg1023 345 指標 1 天前
Can we get an nba player to do the 400 3s challenge?
我们能弄来个NBA球员，参加400个三分挑战[译注5]么？
[译注5]：指此前reddit网友提出的挑战，能否在没有水、食物和空调的体育馆投中400
个三分。详见《[美国JRs之声]命中400个三分球才能幸存，你会开启曼巴模式还是圣贤
模式？》。
[–]Bullsnigelfitz 514 指標 1 天前
Challenge? You mean their daily shoot around?
挑战？你是说他们每日的投篮练习吧？
[–]Wizardsbobthebonobo 138 指標 1 天前
Haha I'm not sure why this sub loves Arenas so much but I like it
奇才球迷：哈哈我不知道为啥话题区这么喜欢阿里纳斯，但我喜闻乐见。
[–][CLE] Shaquille O'NealKnightThatSaysNi 197 指標 1 天前
I think it's for a few reasons
我觉得有以下几个理由。
He was really fucking good + unique in his style
他是真特么的强，球风也当世无双。
He does crazy shit, but he was open about it (doesn't excuse it, but crazy
shit can be endearing when talked about like that). I mean...the dude
brought guns to his locker room and offered one to a player who basically
said "nah, I'm good" and pulled out his own loaded gun. That guy is now
serving a 23yr sentence for a gang shooting. Source: https://ftw.usatoday.
com/2015/10/gilbert-arenas-javaris-crittenton-gun-showdown-caron-butler-book
-tuff-juice-excerpt-i-play-with-guns-washington-wizards
他做过的疯事一箩筐，但他的态度坦荡荡（不是给他找借口，疯事这么讲出来也可以变
得很可爱）。我是说……阿里纳斯可是曾经把好几把枪带进更衣室，然后想送给某队友
一把，而这位队友的回应基本上是“不用了，我现在就挺好”，然后就掏出了自己上满
膛的枪。而那个球员正因一场帮派枪战在服23年的刑期。
来源：https://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/10/gilbert-arenas-javaris-crittenton-gun
-showdown-caron-butler-book-tuff-juice-excerpt-i-play-with-guns-washington-
wizards
Like Firefly/Freaks and Geeks, he was great but he wasn't able to be great
for a long time
阿里纳斯就像美剧《萤火虫》，或者《怪胎与书呆》。他能闪耀一时，但不能持久绽放
光彩。
[–]LakersTheMagnet69 133 指標 1 天前*
Gilbert is the real deal. If he really gave it a shot I reckon he could have
stuck round as a decent role player... But going from one of the best in
the league to a spot up shooter wouldn't have been easy.
湖人球迷：阿里纳斯是真的狠人。如果他真的努力争取的话，我觉得他本来还是能转型
成一个不错的角色球员的……但从联盟最佳之一沦落成定点投手绝不会是件容易事。
EDIT: all great points you guys replied but I meant more in the terms he was
one of the go to guys in the league got injured and then had to settle for
spot up jumpers. Mentally that would be hard for anyone.
Imagine getting the ball for 40+ minutes a game whenever you wanted to
getting 5 shots a game only because you're open. Fk that.
补充：老哥们，你们的回复都很有道理，但我的意思是，阿里纳斯本来是联盟中的进攻
头牌，受伤后却要被迫转型为定点投手……无论是谁都在情感上很难接受这点。
想象一下，从一场比赛随心所欲地持球40+分钟到一场比赛仅仅因为身处空位而得以出
手五次。谁JB干呀。
[–]WizardsExoguana 154 指標 1 天前
He always did give a shit. Gilbert Arenas constantly worked on his game, his
injuries brought his career to an end not his work ethic.
奇才球迷：过去的阿里纳斯一直都有端正的态度啊。他永远都在努力训练。是他的伤病
终结了他的职业生涯，而不是他的职业精神。
[–]RocketsHouston_sucks 176 指標 1 天前
Or he could have done what Melo did. Remain top player in the league...
...in his head
火箭球迷：或者他可以像甜瓜那样，继续做联盟顶级球员……
我是说在脑海里……
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【原文链接】译者：@汉简秦言 | z**********i
发帖数: 9546 | 2 [–]Tapprunner 83 指標 23小時前
I remember being at basketball camp when i was 12 (camp went up to age 16
though) - a couple camp counselors were walk-ons at UNC. They challenged
anyone at camp to HORSE, but only shooting 3s. And the counselors shot with
their off hand. And won every game.
我记得自己12岁的时候去过一个篮球训练营（不过训练营的年龄上限是16岁），几个训
练营的导师是北卡大学拿不到奖学金的校队边缘队员。他们向训练营里的每一个人发起
挑战，比HORSE投篮赛，但只投3分，而且会用非惯用手投篮，最后他们赢了每一场比赛。
When we watch some of these guys and say "oh that guy sucks" it's important
to remember that these guys are unbelievably good at this game.
当我们看这样的家伙打球，并吐槽“哦这帮家伙弱爆了”的时候，千万别忘了他们打篮
球的实力到底有多么不可思议。 |
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