A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 1 Family Medicine: Dr. Inman has sold his soul to Satan, and therefore is
covering all patients for the entire family medicine service so he can take
next week off for the Dungeons and Dragons convention. (If you want to get
on his good side, refer to him as Exalted Elf Lord of the Far Havens.)
Please remember that he normally has one patient in the hospital at a time,
but this weekend will have 45. If he seems irritable, it's only because he
is. When contacting Dr. Inman, remember to call his cell phone. After his
profane tirade, call back on his pager. Or vice versa. You won't be right
the first time. Ever. You can discuss his subsequent complaint with
administration on Monday. When Dr. Inman comes to the emergency department
for the admission, have coffee ready, with large amounts of sugar and cream.
Also have the AMA forms available; those he sees tend to sign out of the
hospital in anger. As an exception to the schedule, Dr. Morganstern is
covering for gerontology patients for the weekend. You must contact him for
all demented, febrile patients from extended care facilities. He will then
give you permission to call Dr. Inman (Exalted Elf Lord of the Far Havens)
for him.
Internal Medicine: 。。。。。。（will post later if more interest here）
。。。。。。。
Pathology: Why would you even bother?
Dentistry: Just kidding!
Dermatology: Got you again!
Good luck until Monday morning! | C*****D
发帖数: 1299 | 2 Sorry, did not get it.
take
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【在 A*******s 的大作中提到】
: Family Medicine: Dr. Inman has sold his soul to Satan, and therefore is
: covering all patients for the entire family medicine service so he can take
: next week off for the Dungeons and Dragons convention. (If you want to get
: on his good side, refer to him as Exalted Elf Lord of the Far Havens.)
: Please remember that he normally has one patient in the hospital at a time,
: but this weekend will have 45. If he seems irritable, it's only because he
: is. When contacting Dr. Inman, remember to call his cell phone. After his
: profane tirade, call back on his pager. Or vice versa. You won't be right
: the first time. Ever. You can discuss his subsequent complaint with
: administration on Monday. When Dr. Inman comes to the emergency department
| A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 3 It is just a joke about the weekend coverage. Very real though, lol
【在 C*****D 的大作中提到】
: Sorry, did not get it.
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: take
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| m********e
发帖数: 148 | 4 I once had 45 patients with 8 new consults on Saturday. Started 3 am and
finished 10 pm. After Saturday, I rounded them again on Sunday. I had a
strange feeling that I just saw all the patients but why did I need to see
them again? I might have taken too much Xanax! | A*******s
发帖数: 9638 | 5 wow， 这么干一年得挣多少啊？ 猛干5年退休得了。
【在 m********e 的大作中提到】
: I once had 45 patients with 8 new consults on Saturday. Started 3 am and
: finished 10 pm. After Saturday, I rounded them again on Sunday. I had a
: strange feeling that I just saw all the patients but why did I need to see
: them again? I might have taken too much Xanax!
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