m*******u
发帖数: 6052 | 1 算是老歌，但我第一次听，挺有意思，回来网上查了一下
然后发现一个男版回复
怎么会这么巧，正好我下个星期要让学生以女性视角重写《浮生六记》片段，这两首歌
可以拿来热身。 | wh
发帖数: 141625 | 2 电影whiplash是倒过来，快餐店的男常客对女服务员日久生情，鼓勇表白。
female response to 浮生六记挺好玩的。学生会用中文写吗？
补个歌词，男的恶搞有点落于刻薄了……
Taylor, the Latte Boy
Kristin Chenoweth
There's a boy who works at Starbucks
Who is very inspirational.
He is very inspirational because of many things.
I come in at 8:11, and he smiles and says, "How are you?"
When he smiles and says, "How are you?"
I could swear my heart grows wings!
So today at 8:11
I decided I should meet him
I decided I should meet him
In a proper formal way.
So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "How are you?"
I said "Fine, and my name's Kristin"
And he softly answered, "Hey."
And I said "My name is Kristen, and thank you for the extra foam…"
And he said his name was Taylor,
Which provides the inspiration for this poem:
Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him…
So I'd like to get my nerve up
To recite my poem musical.
He would like the fact it's musical
Because he plays guitar.
So today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was playing
In a band down in the village in the basement of a bar.
And he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte,
But for me he made it triple! And he didn't think I knew
But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple,
And I knew that triple latte meant that Taylor loved me too!
I said, "What time are you playing? And thank you for the extra skim…"
He said, "Keep the $3.55, " because this triple latte was on him.
Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him…
I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when love rushed toward her.
But finally a voice whispered "Love can be yours, if you step up to the
counter, and order."
Taylor, the latte boy
Bring me java, bring me joy
Oh Taylor the latte boy
I love him, I love him, I love him.
So many years my heart has waited,
Who'd have thought that love could be so caffeinated?
Taylor, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him.
I love him, I love him, I love him.
Taylor the Latte Boy Rebuttal lyrics
There’s a girl who comes to Starbucks,
I think she has a crush on me,
I think she has a crush on me,
‘cause it’s too big to ignore;
She comes in every morning,
at exactly 8.11,
At exactly 8.11,
She comes walking through that door;
And then one fateful morning,
when she made her usual lectures,
I could tell that she was nervous,
and she had something to say,
So I smoothly flipped the lever
to prepare her double latte,
and she said her name was ‘Lindsey’,
and I came back with ‘Hey’.
And I told her ‘My name’s Taylor, and here’s a little extra foam’,
When she left, i cleaned her table,
but I found a folded napkin with this poem:
“Taylor the latte boy,
bring me java, bring me joy,
oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him!”
So I should have got my nerve up
and just said i wasn't interested
but since she was clearly interested
it all got out of hand;
‘Cause before i found her poem
we had had this conversation
I had told that I was playing
in the village with my band
When i walked in friday evening
to our gig in Arthur’s basement
I saw Lindsey in the front row
and I heard her scream my name
Then my friend said, “Man she’s crazy!
She's been here since 7:30,
and she told me she's your girlfriend,
and she's really glad she came!”
And then when our gig was over she followed me the whole way home.
As I ran to try and lose her
I composed another version of her poem:
"Lindsey, The Stalker Chick,
You’re a psycho, and you're sick,
oh, Lindsey, the stalker chick,
you scare me,
you scare me,
you scare me!"
I used to be the kind of guy
Who never was rude or doubting
but now I've got this lunatic freak in my life
every night now at my window she's shouting,
“Taylor! The latte boy!”
“Go away, I’m not your toy!
Taylor the latte boy..
is calling,
is calling,
the police!”
Many a girl has let me court her,
but I've never needed a restraining order
Lindsey, come find me now,
I'm transferring to a new Starbucks,
there's 20 on each block,
so good luck!
【在 m*******u 的大作中提到】
: 算是老歌，但我第一次听，挺有意思，回来网上查了一下
: 然后发现一个男版回复
: 怎么会这么巧，正好我下个星期要让学生以女性视角重写《浮生六记》片段，这两首歌
: 可以拿来热身。
| M********c
发帖数: 11672 | 3 女性视角可能完全不同。
【在 m*******u 的大作中提到】
: 算是老歌，但我第一次听，挺有意思，回来网上查了一下
: 然后发现一个男版回复
: 怎么会这么巧，正好我下个星期要让学生以女性视角重写《浮生六记》片段，这两首歌
: 可以拿来热身。
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