s*l 发帖数: 9421 | 1 不笑有三,无黄为大。
博导问全能神,为啥住隔壁的小坡每晚总能啪啪巨响而我却总是啪不响?
百善笑为先,万恶淫为首,术版的术士们一个个的既善良又邪恶。
为什么脑残弱智痴呆儿总是能傻乐,而我们高智商的人群却需要依靠段子来助笑?
美国人民平日脑子里最想些什么可以从你电子垃圾邮件中窥豹,最常见的就是你想加大
鸡鸡尺寸给女友一个惊喜吗,东欧白牛要不要,轻松减肥三十磅,快速赚钱秘诀。
二十四笑之首是,笑感动天,所以以后大家在绝望的时候千万不要哭天抢地了,应该仰
天大笑才能感动神。
下面是我在Craigslist 上遇见的最诚实的老美:
me: Hi, I am interest in your rug. Can i come to take a peek sometime
tomorrow afternoon?
Seller:Doyouhave any questions about the rug?I could show it
toyoutomorrow afternoon ifyouare really interested.
Thanks,
me: Sure, just wondering ifit was sitting in a pet-free house.
Btw, areyoutheoriginalowner?Thanks,
Seller:It was my grandparents' rug and they had no pets. This is
probably more info thanyouneed, but they bought it for their bedroom
in 1999. They passed away in 2008 and 2010. The rug sat in their vacant
house until my dad moved in in 2011, was rolled up and then my dad passed
away unexpectedly in 2012. We have been clearing out the house over the
past 8 months.
It does have some minor fraying on the edges but there are no stains and it
is in really nice condition. My grandmother purchased it for $3000 in
1999.
I can show it toyoutomorrow between 2:30 and 3:00 if it looks like
somethingyouare interested in.
同学们,你们见过这么诚实的老美吗? |
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