x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 1 "A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.
One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or
less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot."
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch
breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her
ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a
savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such
a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real
construction crew building the new house next door to us."
"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those as*!#!es at Home Depot ever
deliver the fu*#'ng sheet rock..." | b*****a
发帖数: 14583 | | l**k
发帖数: 45267 | 3 不是没看懂，是没到你发笑的阙值，或者说前戏太长失去兴致了
【在 b*****a 的大作中提到】
: 没看懂
| c*******e
发帖数: 514 | 4 最后一句是JP
我去干，要是home depot(某连锁建材店）那帮SB把MLGB的墙板送过来。 | s***s
发帖数: 7178 | 5 花朵跟建筑工人混多了学粗口
【在 b*****a 的大作中提到】
: 没看懂
| b*****a
发帖数: 14583 | 6 除了爆粗口没有看到有什么 twist, trick 之类的
你们看到了吗？
【在 l**k 的大作中提到】
: 不是没看懂，是没到你发笑的阙值，或者说前戏太长失去兴致了
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