k****e
发帖数: 19 | 1 读phd满一年了，有幸给三位老板搬过砖，同时也见识了一些系里和周围其他形形色色
的老板们。尽量陈述事实 偶尔也喷一下。
对paper态度
吊丝老板常常对我讲：”You must have XXX papers before graduation!"
反观高帅富老板：”One or two more papers cannot make me more famous. What we
need is a critical thinker who can ...."
对待当前的research
吊丝老板狠狠训斥了图森破的我：“You shall NEVER discuss our research with
any outsiders without showing it to me first." 因为本吊在industry visit的时
候 回答了对方几个问题。“They all have doctoral degrees and can easily
reproduce your work in a month!"
反观高帅富老板：“Feel free to talk about our work to XXX. We need more
collaboration."
挂在嘴边的话
吊丝老板：“How is XXX? Any results?"
高帅富老板：“Do you have fun doing XXX?"
本吊遇到困难时
吊丝老板：“You cannot rely on me every time. Fix that on your own!"
高帅富老板：“Let us both think about it" 过了半小时 发来邮件“Please read
those two papers and tell me what you think."
对待industry people和funding
吊丝老板：“You must make those people happy. If not, it's hard for me to
help you find other funding to sustain your PhD."
高帅富老板：“It seems they like our results, just be there and give a talk
as before."
在家中开party
吊丝老板家中：望着桌上好像walmart直接买来的熟食 在场的几个吊丝摸摸肚皮，相视
一笑， 唉 反正这顿晚饭是有着落了。
反观高帅富老板的豪宅里，高朋满座 谈笑风声 白富美穿梭其中，只见高帅富老板搬出
一个精致的烤架 在白富美老婆的帮助下 让烤肉的香味弥漫
外出开会
吊丝老板外出开会，一般旁观 难得有机会做presentation。好不容易做一次，信心满
满的做完后，一片沉寂。。。半分钟后 一位韩国大妈用正宗的棒式英语问到：“I don
't think this part makes sense...." 随即 几位领域大牛也纷纷发难 最终Q&A
section在一片质疑声中结束。
反观高帅富老板，洋洋洒洒 行云流水地展示了自己的research，一片掌声中，Q1."
Nice work first!! My question is how you measure/calibrate XXX." Q2 "I
conducted some similar study on XXX. And XXX is not smooth could you please
shed some light on that." "Sure, maybe we can have a coffee afterwards" 最
终 缓缓走回座位 邻座的白富美投来赞许的目光 （应该是本次会议认识的，夫妻同做
一领域 同时开会比较少见） |
g******6
发帖数: 942 | 2 有意思，不过一般高帅富老板只收高帅富学生。吊丝学生只好找吊丝老板。
we
【在 k****e 的大作中提到】
: 读phd满一年了，有幸给三位老板搬过砖，同时也见识了一些系里和周围其他形形色色
: 的老板们。尽量陈述事实 偶尔也喷一下。
: 对paper态度
: 吊丝老板常常对我讲：”You must have XXX papers before graduation!"
: 反观高帅富老板：”One or two more papers cannot make me more famous. What we
: need is a critical thinker who can ...."
: 对待当前的research
: 吊丝老板狠狠训斥了图森破的我：“You shall NEVER discuss our research with
: any outsiders without showing it to me first." 因为本吊在industry visit的时
: 候 回答了对方几个问题。“They all have doctoral degrees and can easily
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g********r
发帖数: 8017 | 3 开会那段有点象编的。一般钓丝工作人家懒得拍砖，都是没人问了事。高富帅工作容易
招困难问题。
【在 k****e 的大作中提到】
: 读phd满一年了，有幸给三位老板搬过砖，同时也见识了一些系里和周围其他形形色色
: 的老板们。尽量陈述事实 偶尔也喷一下。
: 对paper态度
: 吊丝老板常常对我讲：”You must have XXX papers before graduation!"
: 反观高帅富老板：”One or two more papers cannot make me more famous. What we
: need is a critical thinker who can ...."
: 对待当前的research
: 吊丝老板狠狠训斥了图森破的我：“You shall NEVER discuss our research with
: any outsiders without showing it to me first." 因为本吊在industry visit的时
: 候 回答了对方几个问题。“They all have doctoral degrees and can easily
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d***a
发帖数: 13752 | |
p**m
发帖数: 11571 | 5 显然
【在 d***a 的大作中提到】
: 写的有意思，不过这是文艺青年编的吧？
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j**l
发帖数: 337 | |
w******t
发帖数: 1422 | 7 对老板要尊重。 你对穷老板这样鄙视， 怕要伤了自个的福报 |
