l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 1 March 5, 2012 | Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic
I have a vagina, and I insist someone pay to maintain it. You’ve come a
long way, baby. I remember when you could bring home the bacon, fry it up
in a pan, and never – never – let me forget I’m a man. A woman needs a
man like a fish needs a bicycle. You’re gonna make it after all!
It turns out a woman needs a man like a fish needs a taxpayer to subsidize
its spawning. Who knew being born with a vagina entitles you to a lifetime
of free vagina ... 阅读全帖 |
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g********2 发帖数: 6571 | 2 Ex-Charmed Actress Rose McGowan Pens Open Letter: Trump Causing ‘Sick
Feelings in Our Vaginas’
Kristinn Taylor Aug 14th, 2016 4:23 pm 298 Comments
Movie and television actress Rose McGowan whose career peaked with a five-
year run co-starring in the TV series Charmed in the early 2000s penned an
open letter to Donald Trump this past week that accuses Trump–and the media
that gives him airtime–of causing mass illness with symptoms including “
knots in our shoulders, sick feelings in the pit of ou... 阅读全帖 |
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m*******e 发帖数: 1886 | 3 考了很多古,说是这种胶囊是peanut oil based。需要insert vagina one finger
length。
我已经开始用了几天没有神恶魔大问题,直到今天早上上了厕所,半个胶囊壳掉出来,
我就担心这胶囊
壳难道在vagina不能融化吗?不融化的话,那么多胶囊壳不是要把uterus塞满了:-)
还有看到JM用 prometrium compound,是不是vagina route应该用compound而不是oil
based? |
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W*****B 发帖数: 4796 | 4 vagina的话就应该叫把奖杯插入下体
:应该直接说鸡巴
:下体我老都会想起vagina |
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b****b 发帖数: 199 | 5 i just did a little study on that for you. normal vagina should have no smell
by itself, except the smell of the urine nearby. it could be many reasons
(e.g., special chemicals in vagina dischrage, or baterial metabolites).
does the smell like raw old fish?
does she has the smell from the very beginning or just recently?
does the smell change with periods in a temporal manner?
does the smell get stronger with sexual excitement?
does she feel itchy or pain there sometimes?
does she has some pain |
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l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 10 WEST MONROE, La. (CBS Houston) — One “Duck Dynasty” star called
homosexuality illogical.
Phil Robertson, one of the stars of the A&E reality show and founder of Duck
Commander, made the comments in a recent interview with GQ.
“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than
a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking:
There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You
know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my m... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********0 发帖数: 1447 | 11 Tommy Lee is laying the smack down on SeaWorld for the "sick and twisted"
way they allegedly treat their most famous Orca's ... penis.
The Motley Crue drummer just fired off a letter to SeaWorld -- accusing the
park of keeping Tilikum the whale in captivity because, "he is your chief
sperm bank."
Tilikum -- as you may know -- made national headlines for being involved in
the deaths of three people.
But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts
semen from Tilikum -- s... 阅读全帖 |
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j***1 发帖数: 450 | 12 just learned that there're different levels of rejuvenation, like a boob job
. u can get ur vagina tightened back to the virgin level, or semi-virgin
level, or back to the pre-birth level... |
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b**********5 发帖数: 7881 | 13 some guy are leg men, boob men, i am a vagina man |
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a*o 发帖数: 25262 | 14 Vagina man marries woman. |
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t*******n 发帖数: 4445 | 15 BEIJING (AP) -- Shanghai has abruptly banned the U.S. play "Vagina
Monologues," said the theater that had planned a one-month run beginning
Tuesday, adding that conditions in China are "not ripe" for the taboo-breaking
drama.
While the play has been performed in English in China, the Shanghai Drama Arts
Theater was to stage a Chinese-language version in the country for the first
time. Tickets, which sold for 100 yuan (US$12), will be refunded, said a
theater employee reached by telephone Sunday. |
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O*******d 发帖数: 20343 | 16 是用蛋蛋皮或JJ皮做的, 可以里边会有毛。 使用前,需要人工扩张一下。
A transsexual's neo-vagina will never look the same as a natal vagina. It
may look similar (depending on the surgeon's skill) but not the same. Yes,
there is diversity from natal vagina to vagina. But there are certain things
you will NEVER see in a real woman's mantrap!
1) Symmetrical scarring either side of the lips (Labia Majora). These scars
are always present as they represent the area from where the guy's balls
were torn out. Some trannies try to hide th... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B 发帖数: 4796 | 17 说明黑木耳真的不如白木耳,粉木耳好看
Huda Beauty's Guide To Vagina Lightening Sparks Major Controversy
Huda Beauty's vibrant eyeshadow palettes are a cult favorite among
beauty bloggers and makeup enthusiasts, but the beauty brand went viral late
last week for all the wrong reasons. The company, founded by popular
Instagrammer and makeup artist Huda Kattan, is facing intense backlash for a
blog post advising women how to lighten the color of their "lady parts.
"
Originally published on April 7th, the post... 阅读全帖 |
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P*****t 发帖数: 4978 | 18 Why Is The Penis Shaped Like That? (EXCERPT)
Excerpted from "WHY IS THE PENIS SHAPED LIKE THAT? …And Other Reflections
on Being Human" by Jesse Bering. Published July 7th by Scientific American/
Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2012 by Jesse Bering. All
rights reserved.
If you’ve ever had a good long look at the human phallus, whether yours or
someone else’s, you’ve probably scratched your head over its peculiar
shape.
Let’s face it: it’s not the most intuitively configured appen... 阅读全帖 |
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c******i 发帖数: 94 | 19 原文:http://www.wired.com/2014/04/missing-microbes-antibiotic-resistance-birth/
BY MARTIN J. BLASER 04.03.14 | 6:30 AM | PERMALINK
Throughout the animal kingdom, mothers transfer microbes to their young
while giving birth. Different species of tadpoles acquire specific skin
bacteria from mother frogs even though they all live in the same pond with
the same bacterial background. Emerging chicken eggs get inoculated with
microbes from a bacteria-filled pouch near the mother hen’s rectum. And fo... 阅读全帖 |
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k******e 发帖数: 80 | 20 我是08年10月底开始申请加州考试的,今年1月底通过审核。中间因为找学校教务处盖
章很麻烦,耽误了2个多月,材料才得以从学校寄出。个人觉得申请算是比较顺利。把
我当时准备的情况跟大家说一下也许对将要申请的人有一点帮助。
我个人从这里寄出去的材料包括:
1.国内护士执照的公正,在这里网上找的公证处,在纽约,叫最佳公正,电话
7183212810
2.指纹卡,就在我住的地方的警察局办的,free
3.handbook上的申请表,贴一张照片在右下角(handbook链接:http://www.rn.ca.gov/pdfs/applicants/exam-app.pdf)
这一页有一项是填社会安全号,我当时没有就空着的,没有关系。
4.两张支票,一张办指纹的($51),一张申请的($75)
5.写了一封信,表示感谢,一张纸,很客气的几句话
从学校寄出的材料:
1.中英文成绩单(学校有,我来之前到学校教务处办好的)
2.学位证书和毕业证书中英文版(来之前自己办好到学校教务处办好的,盖好了章)
3.课程描述9门(内外妇儿、精神科护理、生理、解剖、免疫、微生物,好像是这些,
请参考的人自己再斟酌。)... 阅读全帖 |
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I*******g 发帖数: 7600 | 21 What is the difference between having sex with a white girl and black girl?
pretty self explanatory. how the vaginas stack up?
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Vagina's definitely differ white vagina's can look wierd. Black vagina's can
look gross esp if they r too dark.... Kinda like black ppl some have filed
lips nd white ppl have thinner same with vagina.... The feeling all the same
tight is tight loose is loose. The difference is in the foreplay a black
girl ... 阅读全帖 |
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I*******g 发帖数: 7600 | 22 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: IFloating (Floating Freely), 信区: Military
标 题: 雅虎网上ID评价与白牛/黑牛做爱的区别!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 17 19:39:08 2017, 美东)
What is the difference between having sex with a white girl and black girl?
pretty self explanatory. how the vaginas stack up?
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Vagina's definitely differ white vagina's can look wierd. Black vagina's can
look gross esp if they r too dark.... Kinda like black ppl some have filed
lips nd wh... 阅读全帖 |
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a*******g 发帖数: 2813 | 23 DESCRIPTION OF Traditional Chinese Medicine
Course Name: Traditional Chinese Medicine
Theory Hours: 40 (1 semesters)
Clinical Hours: 40
Objectives:
This course is very foundation of Traditional Chinese Medicine, mainly
focuses on fundamental principles, theory knowledge and diagnostics skills
of Traditional Chinese Medicine. This course is designed to introduce
Chinese medical theories and clinical uses, help users learn basic concepts
in Chinese diagnostics such as diagnosis, symptoms, patterns... 阅读全帖 |
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a*******g 发帖数: 2813 | 24 DESCRIPTION OF Traditional Chinese Medicine
Course Name: Traditional Chinese Medicine
Theory Hours: 40 (1 semesters)
Clinical Hours: 40
Objectives:
This course is very foundation of Traditional Chinese Medicine, mainly
focuses on fundamental principles, theory knowledge and diagnostics skills
of Traditional Chinese Medicine. This course is designed to introduce
Chinese medical theories and clinical uses, help users learn basic concepts
in Chinese diagnostics such as diagnosis, symptoms, patterns... 阅读全帖 |
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s*******1 发帖数: 16479 | 25 这女的太恶心了!她的妹妹好可怜,这女的从小就是个疯子
In her newly published collection of personal essays, Not That Kind of Girl,
Lena Dunham describes experimenting sexually with her younger sister Grace,
whom she says she attempted to persuade to kiss her using “anything a
sexual predator might do.” In one particularly unsettling passage, Dunham
experimented with her six-year younger sister’s vagina. “This was within
the spectrum of things I did,” she writes.
In the collection of nonfiction personal accounts, Dunham de... 阅读全帖 |
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b**o 发帖数: 5769 | 27 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mnemonics_for_the_cranial_
As one author has noted, "Generations of biology and medical students have
relied on mnemonic (memory-aiding) phrases and ditties, ranging from
sublimely silly to the unprintably ribald, to help them remember the cranial
nerves..."[1]
The cranial nerves are:
I - Olfactory nerve
II - Optic nerve
III - Oculomotor nerve
IV - Trochlear nerve/pathic nerve
V - Trigeminal nerve/dentist nerve
VI - Abducens nerve
VII - Facial nerve
VIII - Ve... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****g 发帖数: 21627 | 28 外f的儿子十分痛恨老妈。
因为老妈歧视asian male,而自己恰恰被周围的纯种白人们视为Asian male
所以外F的儿子们成了自卑+自恨+厌母的共同体。
以下是一个外F儿子的blog,代表了大多数同类的想法。
Why did my Asian Tiger mom have to marry my white dad?
Was my mom clinically insane to marry a white man or was she just incredibly
callous and selfish? Perhaps she planned on having cute Eurasian daughters
who could easily mate with white dudes. Well she badly miscalculated.
Instead shes stuck with Asian-looking sons. And yet she dissed all Asian
males by her actions. She emasculated me ... 阅读全帖 |
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b*********s 发帖数: 823 | 29 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: alex100 (alex100), 信区: Sex
标 题: escort 术语大全
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 2 21:43:34 2014, 美东)
AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment
instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group
of providers.
... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r 发帖数: 11545 | 31 Why would anybody peek into a woman's virgina?
Vagina? Vagina? Vagina? |
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t*****r 发帖数: 543 | 32 安全期
拔出
避孕环
避孕药
Global condom shortage? 5 alternative contraceptive methods to consider
Here are 5 alternative contraceptive methods to consider.
A global condom shortage might be looming after a coronavirus lockdown
forced the world’s biggest supplier to shut down production for more than a
week.
Here is everything we know about the situation.
Lockdown: decrease in condom supply
Malaysia’s Karex Bhd makes one out of every five condoms worldwide,
including for brands such as Durex, which supplies... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4 发帖数: 10425 | 33 yes, her vagina can definitely go with the shaved look. because her vagina
is a thin long slit.
my vagina is like a small dick with beefs hanging around it, and is a
triangle look. so shaved look really makes those beefs look huge |
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T***U 发帖数: 2265 | 34 看看白人和东亚女人的混血儿子,在美国生存的悲惨心理自白
你们就知道, LZ讲的种族歧视,绝对是美国这个社会的黑暗现实,立国以来,就没什么根本改变.
也给那些外F的看看, 以后的小孩,两面不是人,会面对怎样的自我
http://stuffeurasianslike.wordpress.com/
Why did my Asian Tiger mom have to marry my white dad?
June 19, 2011 by Stuff Eurasian Males Like
Was my mom clinically insane to marry a white man or was she just incredibly
callous and selfish? Perhaps she planned on having cute Eurasian daughters
who could easily mate with white dudes. Well she badly miscalculated.
Instead shes stuck with Asian-loo... 阅读全帖 |
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M*****e 发帖数: 279 | 35 1. Girth,not length, matters most. Of course, too short is no good. Most men
just do well.
2. The outer 1/3 of vagina is innervated, not the whole vagina. It's no use
to stimulate the inner 2/3 of the vagina without innervation, because it
doesn't feel your thing.
3. Too long will hurt the cervix. That's very painful. |
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