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看成了“把奖杯插入下体”?

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群魔乱舞。一群傻逼!
M*******n
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没进化好的禽兽
l*******1
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那啥,外F们说这才是创造力的来源
l*******1
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不用手扶着才叫牛逼
d********m
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一样,兴冲冲地点了进来
x****6
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让我想起这个小日本的节目,秒杀挪威洋大人:
d********m
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卧槽,你见识多广啊
c*********e
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长得挺帅的,不是那种blonde
发现北欧人喜欢黑发的人,不知道啥原因。
x****6
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互联网泡多了的下场。。。
l*******1
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黑发的人也喜欢blonde,缺啥补啥
W*****B
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至少身材可以。小黄人里很少有身材达标的。

:长得挺帅的,不是那种blonde
:发现北欧人喜欢黑发的人,不知道啥原因。
j*****p
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来自主题: Military版 - 强东被奶茶吸得不轻
怎么吸?
用嘴还是vagina?
W*****B
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来自主题: Military版 - Seacrest的发型师对他的指控
Ryan Seacrest的发型师对他的指控,跟写黄色小说一样
Seacrest's accuser, Suzy Hardy, has publicly come forward, accusing the
star of grinding his erect penis against her while clad only in underwear,
grabbing her vagina, and slapping her bottom with such force that she
suffered from a large, visible welt for hours.

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我帝可以在雪主的vagina里面涂抹一种隐性涂料
让三胖一年之内死于马上疯
s*****n
发帖数: 1998
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来自主题: Military版 - 一个老乡在深圳开餐馆
白妞waitress的逼也高温消毒?
http://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/waitress-puts-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-befor
e-serving-it.html
就你那德性, 估计男的餐馆工作人员也会给你加点特殊佐料

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来自主题: Military版 - 一个老乡在深圳开餐馆
傻B操性
美国餐馆餐具必须洗后dishwasher高温消毒,这是标准程序
餐馆不执行,被卫生局查到要吊销餐馆执照的.
中国谁他妈管你


: 白妞waitress的逼也高温消毒?

: http://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/waitress-puts-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-befor

: e-serving-it.html

: 就你那德性, 估计男的餐馆工作人员也会给你加点特殊佐料

s*****n
发帖数: 1998
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尤其是跑堂的, 连最低工资都拿不到, 底层人的毛病,这些人都有, 干净从来就不是底层
人的毛病, 接触过几个干餐馆的, 又脏又乱.
你食材无论多干净, 餐具多卫生, 都是需要经过人手的, 那些底层跑堂的, 见到不顺眼
的人, 往菜里吐唾沫擤鼻涕都是常事, 碰到更变态的拿你点的面包擦屁股, 拿火腿当性
玩具
http://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/waitress-puts-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-befor
e-serving-it.html
c****x
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【 以下文字转载自 Missouri 讨论区 】
发信人: cccpwx (暱稱太短), 信区: Missouri
标 题: 说起看porn, 能不能麻烦一下中国同胞 ZT
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jun 9 23:37:13 2018, 美东)
1ittlecold
字体大小: 发表于 2018-06-09 20:19 |只看楼主
说起看porn, 能不能麻烦一下中国同胞
不要再往pornhub 上面 upload 你们那些 中国男女 hotel里面的 amateur clips。。。
质量太低了!!!
porn 和 music 一样,music 以前你要花钱去买CD,歌手不用天天tour 也能转钱。
自从 apple啊, spotify什么的, 从music 里面赚钱的, 不是歌手了, 而是apple,
spotify了, music的质量一天比一天低。
porn也是。 十年二十年前的porn, 至少还是要花花钱的, porn star 还能搞个
business, 比如jenna jameson 那样。 我大学里要看 traci lords的porn,... 阅读全帖

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【 以下文字转载自 Missouri 讨论区 】
发信人: cccpwx (暱稱太短), 信区: Missouri
标 题: 说起看porn, 能不能麻烦一下中国同胞 ZT
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jun 9 23:37:13 2018, 美东)
1ittlecold
字体大小: 发表于 2018-06-09 20:19 |只看楼主
说起看porn, 能不能麻烦一下中国同胞
不要再往pornhub 上面 upload 你们那些 中国男女 hotel里面的 amateur clips。。。
质量太低了!!!
porn 和 music 一样,music 以前你要花钱去买CD,歌手不用天天tour 也能转钱。
自从 apple啊, spotify什么的, 从music 里面赚钱的, 不是歌手了, 而是apple,
spotify了, music的质量一天比一天低。
porn也是。 十年二十年前的porn, 至少还是要花花钱的, porn star 还能搞个
business, 比如jenna jameson 那样。 我大学里要看 traci lords的porn,... 阅读全帖
s*****r
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国运之争! Lol, ultimately the fate of a nation lies on its penis and vagina.
Congress is looking at other people's shirts but ignoring what is happening
in American pants!


: 不是中期选举,这是国运之争,美国也明白。

s*****r
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来自主题: Military版 - 亚洲人和白人比,都可以去死了
Have any white cows let you insert your small penis into their bucket size
vagina? If not what are you dying for?
h**********c
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来自主题: Military版 - 强东吃饭带了二十几个男人
以前官场上流行把奶头纸咬下来,两个不对付得政治家得情妇都这样被传过。
我觉得这比vagina intruder美国陪审团会判得更严
j*****p
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难道不是vagina?

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他可能不知道祖国怎么定义的,好赖你也从个洋大人的vagina 里出来也靠点儿谱不是
,哈哈

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来自主题: Military版 - 这个搞笑 Donald Trump Says "China"
Vagina!!!!
I*3
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就象人们常说的,get back to your mother's vagina 一样

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Q. Alright, and so then he penetrated your vagina with his penis?
A. Yeah
Q. Okay
A. And he, he put my leg on his shoulder...
Q. Okay
A. ...and he had his arm, he held my shoulder so that I can't move
Q. Okay. Alright, and then how, how long and, I guess, not that you're
tracking time, but how long do you
think this lasted?
A. I, I don't know, about two minutes
i*****y
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来自主题: Military版 - “穷逼”怎么翻译?
poor cunt鏈夌炕璇戜簡
Cunt /k蕦nt/ is a vulgar word for the vulva or vagina and is also used as a
term of disparagement. Reflecting different national usages, cunt is
described as a "usually disparaging and obscene" term for a woman[
1] or an "offensive way to refer to a woman" in the United States[
2] by the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but "an unpleasant or stupid
person" in the Compact Oxford English Dictionary, and "a
contemptible person"[3] in the Macquarie Dictionary of Australian
English. In Aust... 阅读全帖

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英语始终在进化,新的外来词汇不断引进
8月15日,一个新的英语缩写CNBM已经放入美国在线俚语词典
可以看到,对于CNMB的意思解释是“fuck ur mom's vagina”,这还挺传神的。而且也
提到了使用场景,在网络世界或者现实生活中均可使用。例句说明处又特别提到了:
A:** stay strong
B:CNMB!
p***n
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来自主题: Military版 - 非洲猪瘟算是污名化不
為 跟 V 差太多了
一個圓口音 一個破氣音
v 念得不好時只能是 ㄅ 不會是 x
英文的 逼 是 vagina
你從那邊生出來的
不能忘本啊
所以 v 翻成 逼
名正言順
當然
也有例外
這個也有典故
untimely ripped
上網查去
G***O
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你看看, vagina, 连名字都拼不对。 说明你根本不想去

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West Vagina University 中文怎么翻译?西屄大学?
d***u
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台下一群vagina齐喊chinese virus.

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发信人: pokerjack (jack), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 手上有个offer,West Vagina University, Instructor
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 22 17:02:34 2020, 美东)
我在pho店打打零工,现在杂七杂八加起来差不多5万。日子清贫一些,但是也不至于过
不下去。

5-
i****r
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West "Vagina" U?

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西屄大学?

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已更正。
p*a
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没拼错的话 左西右东

左逼大学
q******s
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来自主题: Military版 - 这次房价膝盖斩,我一定要上车
牛vagina, 替崩虽然阳光比较充足,去夜店不方便

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四匹喜欢吃猪肉:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eating%20Pork
Eating Pork
To eat or suck on a womans vagina
Andrew: I really enjoy eating pork
Pat: Yes its about time you did it
Andrew: Forget BBQ with Tad
#eating#sucking#pussy licking#eating pussy#munching
k*****e
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来自主题: QueerNews版 - 今天学了好多新东西
发信人: blueblueme (蓝哥|青春是本太仓促的书), 信区: Rainbow
标 题: Re: 今天学了好多新东西
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 15 15:56:56 2010, 美东)
"Sex" is what you look like physically, basically whether you have a penis
or vagina...
"Gender" is what you are psychologically, ie. how you perceive yourself.
Drag queens are men who are dressed like women for performing purposes. They
wear normal clothes during other time.
Transvestite wear women's clothes only occassionally, and only for the
sexual excitement.
Cross dressers like to ... 阅读全帖
l******i
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Sex" is what you look like physically, basically whether you have a penis
or vagina...
"Gender" is what you are psychologically, ie. how you perceive yourself.
感情性别竟是心理上的,在你一出生到有心智懂得男女之前算什么?
你们没有权利随心所欲地篡改人类的基本概念.
Gender - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Gender is now commonly used even to refer to the physiology of nonhuman
animals, without any implication of social gender roles.
酷儿实际上是Gender和gender role冲突的产物,也就是不能尽或丧失男(女)性角色和义
务的男(女)性.连这都否认就是鸵鸟了.
q*****m
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来自主题: QueerNews版 - God-Fearing Gay-Curing iPhone App Destroyed
http://wonkette.com/441095/god-fearing-gay-curing-iphone-app-de
By EVAN HURST
1:13 PM MARCH 23, 2011
72 COMMENTS 2293 VIEWS
Well, well, well, you say, look who’s rolling up into the Wonkette like he
never left! That is right, it is your Reporter of the Homosexual Menace,
who has been frankly quite busy lately with his full-time gig at another pro
-America website. But he is here to gloat about his organization condemn the
activities of Radical Homofascists, who have truly crossed the line this
... 阅读全帖
y*****g
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来自主题: QueerNews版 - sodomy laws at U.S. (2011)
HEY, BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU STICK THAT THING
BY: CHRISTOPHER DON...
8.9.2011
Eight years after the US Supreme Court ruled Texas’ sodomy laws
unconstitutional in Lawrence v. Texas (2003)—a decision that technically
made all sodomy laws invalid—eighteen states still continue to enforce
legislation designed to criminalize any form of non-vaginal sex—butt, mouth
, eye and nose—between consenting same-sex adults.
Some states push these anti-gay statutes through tight-lipped loopholes
in the La... 阅读全帖
m******8
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Four Dudes Explain Why Straight Guys Should Embrace The Gay Community
While we tend to frame our arguments for straight people’s acceptance of
gays around things like love and liberty, it’s sometimes more pragmatic to
get the point across a little differently.
This video, sent to the Queerty tipline by Travon Free (one of the of the
stand-up comedians in it), explains why straight dudes ought to get wise
about the gay community in no-nonsense street talk.
One of Travon’s comic arguments: “Just b... 阅读全帖
R****y
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你这么一说我倒忽然觉得罪恶起来。
忽然想起以前,一小gay白男半开玩笑的分别问我和另一个直女,do you like vagina
?当时直赶脚胃里的酸水汹涌澎湃的往上涌啊!Lol
J*V
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来自主题: Talk版 - 这个不封真是没天理了
发信人: zhengshi3 (zhengshi3), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: WSJ: 唱衰中国的预言家为何屡言不中?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 27 17:29:47 2012, 美东)
You should 求封 your mom's pussy before she spew out you SOB.
Do not let me meet you, otherwise I would stuff you back to your mom's
stupid vagina to redo you.
Fuck off my post, now!
d*********n
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来自主题: USANews版 - 美国男人是不是都幼稚?
wear condom. 1 in 4 americans carry HPV which causes cancers of the cervix,
vulva, vagina, and anus in women.
y****t
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来自主题: USANews版 - atxt看过来.
你不是想要两JJ吗.
你的想法是伟大的,前途是光明的.
Woman with two vaginas offered $1m to make porn movie
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4075067/Woman-with-tw
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