p**********u
发帖数: 15479 | 1 这个据说也是一种语言的问题。据说，这个是据说，女生听见VAGINA一点都不反感。听
见阴道就不是很舒服。听见小X就感觉你这个男的最好早点走开。不幸做个中国男人是
很倒霉的。 |
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d**i
发帖数: 9682 | 2 vagina monologues绝对是女权主义者的yy，建议不要上演过这个剧的女人。 |
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w********c
发帖数: 2632 | 3 cow vagina！不过与其付清，再买四个房子会不会赚的更多？ |
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p**********u
发帖数: 15479 | 4 那些过去的日子，我天天祈祷上帝让我看看眼。我知道奸淫是恶事，必需要远离。但是
主啊，让我跟列位女神盖棉被裸聊吧？看看她们的奶子，看看她们的pubic hair。看看
她们的vagina。你赐予了一个人眼睛，总归不希望他对好逼是瞎子吧。
于是我告诉了周围那些不信主的人。周围不信主的人都嘲笑我，说：你无错
不在，无所不能的主在哪里？你什么时候能肏好逼？显然你的主从来都不在国女的心里。
我辩解道：你没看到那么多信奉上帝的白肥秃，都肏上了好逼国女，而且是三通当个肉
套用？连南模复旦Uchicago的生物上海美女博士都在被白肥秃三通。连一个高中文化都
没有的白肥秃就能肏wash u毕业的国女最后还特show off的嫁给白垃圾.就连远牧师都
肏过
哈佛女MBA的逼。
我没有肏到只是因为我的修行不够。而当我
肏到的时候，其实不是我有本事。这是主的恩典，一切荣耀归主！哈利路亚。 |
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p**********u
发帖数: 15479 | 5 妈逼的，好莱坞确实不一样，真是拍的出来啊。我操，对了，您说的小孩丢一边，跟老
公的激情，是不是就像那个no touching的trailer一样？daddy mom的那样夹杂着短促
的呼吸，起伏的面袋奶，自然分娩后的阴道一个激情放了个阴爆（就像飞机超音速的那
刻产生音爆，松垮的vagina一激动把气一夹，破的一声）。。。。。。 |
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p**********u
发帖数: 15479 | 6 我还奇怪，一个上午没见她。原来是jury.判了一个性侵犯的人life sentence without
bail out. 操，太重了。三比一。说是都有照片，各种peanut vagina,我操，当场叫
停，不要讲了。讲黑木耳怎么第一次见面就滚床单，这个我喜欢听。妈的，讲案情太吓
人了。给钱都不想听。
她说她也受不了。最后去找牧师，就是Father心理开导。我操，章女案真有水落石出来
，最好不要去旁听。出心理疾病的。 |
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J********n
发帖数: 560 | 7 your mom and you were walking in the street when an old friend walked by. He
pointed at you asking, who is it? Your mom responded it's my son.Shocked,
the friend spit, I know your real son, this one is not your real son. Your
mom said, well, as long as I know, he came out of my vagina too. The point
of this story is, everybody should act like your mom, treat you equally,
even though you are basically a bastard out of wedlock. |
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N*********6
发帖数: 348 | 8 Your current insurance is just very bad like mine. My first pregnancy
insurance is very good. Copy 5$, the maximum I had paid for the tests is 5$.
But my last ob said lots of the tests are unnecessary and told me not do
most of them, not even quad screen. My baby was just fine. Now for the
second pregnancy, the new ob was pressing me to do blood test, I just say no
to most of them but she still manages to get one in already and I paid 250$
out of pocket. I am also worried about the final out o... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******e
发帖数: 276 | 9 我上次生宝宝医院要$22000, 保险公司还价到$9000＋，我自付２０００。这个医院太
贵了。
someone in new jersey area paid 9600$ out of pocket for a no pain vagina
delivery |
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P*********t
发帖数: 4451 | 10 Bank Vagina, the last one. right next to me. :) see it every day. |
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P*********t
发帖数: 4451 | 11 Bank Vagina
Madison and 48 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 12 一个傻X女， 说自己是半个ABC， 这他妈的是不是该骂？！ 什么是他妈的半个ABC？
头， 生在美国， 这vagina, 生在中国？！ |
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b*********n
发帖数: 903 | 13 that's why men should ask for oral and anal only. vagina sex is so 90s
anyways |
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k********a
发帖数: 7225 | 14 Tenga (masturbation toy)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Tenga Onacups are a Japanese made brand of artificial vagina in a plastic
cup packaging (called onacup in Japanese) with multiple models that feature
different sensations for the user. It was first released in 2006 in Japan by
its founder, Mr. Matsumoto, whose focus was to create a male sex toy with
good design that did not look cheap. By 2007, Tenga had sold over two
million onacups and became the most popular male sex toy in Japan. |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 15 and then i received all kinds of bills for tests... then i found out my
company always thought i am a male, and marked me as a male to the insurance
company.
and the insuarance company was like, u've got a vagina?! |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 16 why is that? is it because our vagina canal is somehow constructed
differently? |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 17 it's not written by me, it's reported on tmz |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 18 even though i have a vagina, i have a male heart and a male brain... |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 19 yes. but i think IEDE's speech is much worse than me curing out ur ass, ur
vagina...
if one should be banned for "fuck, shit, motherfucker", then he should be
banned for his posts... |
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f*******m
发帖数: 5008 | 20 Brooklyn bridge park in dumbo!
the lovenaisium
It's defined by the events and the two people in the moment and not so much
the place.
But to answer your question in a more general way my fave is the
conservatory garden in central park. I'm a sucker for ornate gardens.
Stillwell ave, train station...
The Brooklyn Promenade.
It's wherever you make it!! You shouldn't think of the romantic place, you
should make your own romantic place!!
I agree with all the 'real' places above. And I agree that th... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 21 i am soooooo ugly these days!!! acne on my face all over, my skin is sagging
everywhere, including my eye skin and my vagina lips...
你请我吃饭, you3 shen2 me yong4? |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 22 so what? 人家的vagina要比你的那烂逼， 要年轻多了 |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 23 贴脏了， 算个鸟？ 你这人在这世界上， 才是真正的脏。 你不光外表脏， 内心也脏
， 更糟糕的
是， vagina更脏 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 24 be a true mature man, find someone u really connect with. find someone
that fulfills u, and complements ur life and personality.
shen2 me boobs, vagina, looks, height, dou1 shi4 fu2 yun2! |
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g*******a
发帖数: 31586 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain2 (women on fashion are cunts), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: u guys dont know about virgins at all
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 26 11:36:50 2011, 美东)
when i was a virgin, i masturbated alllllllllllllll the time!
i watched all kinds of porns, i had porns saved on my computer. I was
watching porn when my roomate walked in to my dorm room...
anyone who says virgins dont have any sexual needs are just delusional.
sexual needs are dictated by ur hormone levels, not by whethe... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 27 then i stuck my hand down there to scratch my vagina mound hair, and then i
sat down at my desk and typed away... |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 28 真正的美女，从表面是看不出来的。
比如我吧，从身材和面孔看，是99分的美女。34C，24，34，皮肤白，嫩，白里透红。
秀发飘逸。
可是，我的vagina又黑又毛多。所以，拨光了，我只有0分 |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 29 dont believe that shit. whoever screams pain when fucking a black guy is
just a fucking racist! Period!
if a vagina can push out a baby, it can take a penis, no matter black, white
, or yellow |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 30 what you said is not correct, in theory
and even more wrong, in real world.
vagina don't just "can push out a baby". it takes months for tissue to
prepare for that battle. said differently, it would be TEAR TEAR TEAR all
the way, if you "push" a baby through 处女。
大公鸡，on the other hand, don‘t cause your body to adjust, and come and go
as they wish....making things a lot more difficult. 就算用了露卜， 也是。
很多亚洲女人可以做黑的
很多亚洲女人不可以。
白女人， 几乎都可以。
white |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 31 honey, there's a difference between a penis and a vagina, we give them
two different names for a reason! |
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b******n
发帖数: 851 | 32 丑女都是这么说。。。。
你发贴， 不让人家回， 是什么逻辑？
基本上所有的丑女， 搞到最后， 都用这么一招， 说你爱上我了。。。小姐， 你大学
里， 没爱情， 是有理由的！ 你风华正茂的时候， 你vagina还嫩的时候， 都没人追
， 那是事实甚于雄辩 |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 33 abrasion in her vagina...OMG! |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 34 with my genecologist...
she is beautiful, long hair, exquisite skin, smart, soft, nice
and successful, opening her own practice...
and she fondles my breast, and stick her finger in my vagina...
it's all u can ask for from a lover... |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 35 oops! i just touched my own vagina at work!!! |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 36 中国男人， 不要不承认黑人的penis, 就要比你们的大， 比你们的粗。
还有， 不要说中国女人vagina 小， 再怎么小， 8， 9 inches, 总要比3， 4 inches
舒服。 而且， foreplay做足了， stretch开了， 3，4 inch怎么也是不够的 |
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m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 37 well i may not know much,
but one thing we all understood well is that
never let a pimple on vagina ruin your perfect splendid day.
agree? |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 38 i guess u never had a vagina... |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 39 1) 不需要十月怀胎， 然后把vagina给弄坏了
2) 我个人比较喜欢当阿姨类型， spoil the kid, be the kid's friend, not mother
. so when the mother feed u vegetable, i can feed u candies and meat! |
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l******t
发帖数: 56 | 40 woke up this morning, with a stinging sensation between my legs... no, i
know what u r thinking, but not that kind of sensation... got up and peed,
and man, i was peeing blood!
but cannot go to the doctors first thing in the morning... no... i got to
drop ppl off at the airport. so i wiped some vagisil on my vagina and drove
to the fucking airport like 8 in the morning..
and if u have ever driven on I-95 around 8 in the morning, man, u have my
sympathies... the traffic was jammed from CT all th... 阅读全帖 |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 41 a penis and two vagina lips? |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 42 my vagina is still on my body... thank u very much |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 43 that's missing by one base...
first base: kissing!
second base: caress and roam ur hand all over her body
third base: stick ur finger in her vagina |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 44 let's see, my vagina lips are always hanging loose between my legs, so what
do u think? |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 45 neither! it's a fact! i think a harvard president got fired after he said
that women not suited for science and technology... and as a person with a
vagina, i wholeheartedly agree with him! |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 46 WTF???!! all the times that i hear her name, she hasn't even opened up her
vagina for camera b4??! i feel sooo f'ing betrayed!!!! |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 47 woman, get a fucking grip!!!
even losers like me, work hard in my fucking life, pay my own fucking bills,
have a good education, probably a better one than u, can dress nicely if i
want to, probably have a fucking hotter body than u, and have been to
various countries before i was even 18, and can go to other countries now if
i choose to.
guess what?! so are many many many other women! it's not something fucking
special!
unless u have 3 fucking boobs and two fucking vagina, stop thinking u r
s... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 48 that's bull.. ur boobs will shrink even smaller and sag even more after the
breast feeding is finished... and let's not start with ur vagina bend out of
shape... |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 49 sigh, his dick too big, hurts my vagina... |
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