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发帖数: 11154 | 1 枪套的重要性啊!
http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/7709858/
SEATTLE — Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at
a Lynnwood department store. Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the
man was carrying his handgun in his waistband and it accidentally went off
about noon Sunday.
She said he was wounded in the testicles and also in his leg and foot. No
one else was hurt.
The man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, but there was
no immediate word on his condition |
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发帖数: 21566 | 2 ABSOLUTELY!! BEAT HIM UP!!! GRAB HIM BY TESTICLE!!!
" Take him out" - Trump
Trump必胜!!! |
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l*******u
发帖数: 1491 | 4 请问小孩undescended testicle 手术是一天就做好吗？有伤口恢复有什么需要注意的
吗？
可以要求住院吗？
恢复起来需要多长时间呢？多谢大家：） |
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发帖数: 17722 | 5
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In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his
testicles.
http://www.davesdaily.com/interesting/interesting-useless.htm
Bailiff
Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
truth?
Me
By my balls, I do swear.
Judge
What?! And get your hands out of your pants!
Me
Your honor, the origins of the word testimony and testify are closely
related to that of testis (or balls or nads for those who weren't fo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 43926 | 6 没有发射出去的精子在睾丸里被重新吸收掉。所以输精管结扎的人不需要拖着巨蛋在地
上蠕动。
Although sperm are constantly being made within the testicles, should the
man not ejaculate for some time, his testicles won't explode. The
spermatozoa are simply re-absorbed into the body. This is important for
vasectomy patients because they simply have their 'tubes cut' and sperm is
still produced. Should excess sperm not be absorbed, it would not be long
before the patient's testicles were dragging along the ground.
不要愚昧地以为你是游得最远的一个。其实有人游得更远，一直游到了输... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 361 | 7 多数公狗狗都在生下来2个月以内，testicle就drop了，你在他的小jj旁边就能摸到两
个小蛋蛋。但是有少数狗狗，尤其是small breed，会有不drop或者drop一个的情况。
这种时候呢他们的testicle就是长在肚子里了。我们家vet对噜噜上下其手摸了好几次
，都说摸不到他的testicle，所以应该就是这种情况，就必须把肚子拉开来把testicle
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发帖数: 136 | 8 Utah researcher: The louder the howler monkey, the smaller its testicles
http://www.sltrib.com/home/3090829-155/utah-researcher-the-loud
A new University of Utah study shows monkeys make a trade-off between a
powerful howl and increased sperm production.
A University of Utah researcher co-authored a study released Thursday that
reveals size does indeed matter — at least when it comes to howler monkey
testicles.
Primatologist Leslie Knapp, professor and chair of the university's
Department of Ant... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 9 我能指挥太君？
自己看link
HIV-Laced COVID-19 Targets Human Testicles
Its TB Strand Blocks The Immune System
https://rense.com/general96/hiv-laced-covid-19-targets-human-testicles.php
Targeting the Security Council at the Wuhan military games
Since circumcised penises tend to be less vulnerable to urinary tract and
testis infection, a legitimate question arises whether COVID-19 was designed
to target non-Muslims at the CISM International Military Games at Wuhan in
late October, involving 100 nations, with ... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 10 Ligaya Mishan, Ramen's Refined Cousin Lets Loose. New York Times, May 11,
2011 ( in the column of "$25 and Under").
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/11/dining/reviews/cocoron-
on-the-lower-east-side-nyc-restaurant-review.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=soba&st=cse
Note:
(a) Cocoron 心温
http://www.cocoron-soba.com/about.html
* Note the logo in the left upper corner of the web page.
* Japanese:
kokoro 心 (n)
on 温 (n)--for example, ondo おんど 温度
* Yoshihito KIDA 喜田 義人
(b) dishevel (vt; back-formation from disheveled)... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4931 | 11 had a nice chat with my cyclist running partner again. He was saying that
many pro athletes nowadays don't bother with altitude chambers any more
because they can just take EPO (when not racing). I asked him what he
thought Lance Armstrong had done. He said that since Lance has only one
testicle, he can take testosterone legally, which gives his a significant
advantage over those who have two testicles and cannot take testosterone.
Especially in cycling, one spends a long time on the saddle whic... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****o
发帖数: 26631 | 12 Long-Term Health Risks and Benefits Associated with Spay / Neuter in Dogs
Laura J. Sanborn, M.S.
May 14, 2007
Precis
At some point, most of us with an interest in dogs will have to consider
whether or not to spay / neuter our pet. Tradition holds that the benefits
of doing so at an early age outweigh the risks. Often, tradition holds sway
in the decision-making process even after countervailing evidence has
accumulated.
Ms Sanborn has reviewed the veterinary medical literature in an exhaustive
a... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4212 | 13 Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up
a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said "
So why are you here?"
The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything... The sofa, the
curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, "So what’s the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my testicles off ", came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They
reckon it... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9421 | 14 怎么乡下人进城的文章你都忘了，网上一搜就找到了，以下是他关于此的全文：
也和话老弟发了一帖，谈到“新旧约”和“睾丸”，原帖已经被删。为清楚起见，原帖
内容复述在此：
“在古希腊，BIBLE是不入流的，人们发誓的时候，当然不用BIBLE了。他们在法庭发誓
作证的时候，他们的姿势是用手托着生殖器，因为古希腊人相信如果他们说谎，他们的
睾丸会掉下来。（当然，这也解释了为什么以前女人不可以作证。）
睾丸的拉丁文是 testis。发誓，很自然的，就从睾丸那里延伸成 testify。Testament
的原意是见证书，后来引用到BIBLE的“约书”。也许这也解释为什么信徒要做见证。
为什么神创造这么多的方言，偏偏要选择那种把他的书从睾丸里延伸过来，无从可告。”
此帖谈到的“新旧约”和“睾丸”的这种联系看来确实匪夷所思，不仅令基督徒们不快
，甚至也引起非基督徒的侧目（比如文/学/城的白菜同仁和倍/可/亲的几个可敬的非基
督徒网友）。
那么，也老弟的说法是不是空穴来风，是不是反基“刻薄”的自我发挥呢？不过，据我
的观察，非基一方发表看法通常都有根据。为慎重起见，特与我友在美一方进行了一番
考证，现将结... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 42149 | 15 ▼在塞尔维亚，居民称睾丸为“白色肾脏”。（图／翻摄自网路）
在台湾传统办桌菜肴中，常常出现一道“鸡佛仔”，也就是鸡睾丸，即使营养满分，但还是有许多人不敢尝试。而在国外，每年举办“世界睾丸烹饪大赛”，希望让大家对于动物的睾丸不再惧怕且享受它的美味。
台湾今日新闻网报道，由塞尔维亚厨师艾洛维克（Ljubomir Erovic）创立的 “世界睾丸烹饪大赛”(Testicle Cooking World Championship)从2005年开始于塞尔维亚举办。在塞尔维亚当地，称动物的睾丸为「白色肾脏」，除了认为它有增强男性雄风的功效，还是道美味的佳肴，因此举办这样的烹煮比赛，希望能让大家品尝“白色肾脏”的美味。
“世界睾丸烹饪大赛”所选用的睾丸种类包含较常见的猪、牛、鸡、羊，还有较特殊的鲨鱼、袋鼠、驴、麋鹿和驯鹿。简直是应有尽有，而厨师们用他们的精湛的厨艺将这些睾丸食材做成一道道美味的料理，有丸披萨、香草白酱丸等等，现场的评审及观众对这些佳肴是赞不绝口。
▼经厨师烹煮过后的睾丸。〔图／翻摄自网路〕
▼参与「世界睾丸烹饪大赛」(Testicle Cooking World Championsh... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 10月1号美国流感开始爆发，至2月15日为止全美共2900万至4100万人患流感，1万6千至
4万1千人死于流感（CDC数据）。所有患者都没进行新冠病毒检测。
10月18日-10月27日世界军运会在武汉举行，美国369人去了武汉。
12月1日武汉首例新冠肺炎确诊。
HIV-Laced COVID-19 Targets Human Testicles
Its TB Strand Blocks The Immune System
https://rense.com/general96/hiv-laced-covid-19-targets-human-testicles.php
Targeting the Security Council at the Wuhan military games
Since circumcised penises tend to be less vulnerable to urinary tract and
testis infection, a legitimate question arises whether COVID-19 was designed
... 阅读全帖 |
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f**********u
发帖数: 348 | 17 这是领事馆给你下的最新命令吧，精人
: 10月1号美国流感开始爆发，至2月15日为止全美共2900万至4100万人患流感，1
万6千至
: 4万1千人死于流感（CDC数据）。所有患者都没进行新冠病毒检测。
: 10月18日-10月27日世界军运会在武汉举行，美国369人去了武汉。
: 12月1日武汉首例新冠肺炎确诊。
: HIV-Laced COVID-19 Targets Human Testicles
: Its TB Strand Blocks The Immune System
: https://rense.com/general96/hiv-laced-covid-19-targets-human-testicles
.php
: Targeting the Security Council at the Wuhan military games
: Since circumcised penises tend to be less vulnerable to urinary tract
and
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T*R
发帖数: 25894 | 20 Don't worry, rednecks with testicle shotguns and testicle flash light should
be able to take care any army easily, not to mention police.
according to "red dawn". |
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发帖数: 302 | 22 http://www.engadget.com/2015/08/25/pioneering-surgery-gives-man
When Edinburgh, Scotland resident Mohammed Abad was six years old, he was
involved in a horrific car accident. He was struck by a vehicle and then
dragged nearly 600 feet (180 meters), tearing his tallywhacker (and left
testicle) clean off. But thanks to advances in modern medicine, and a
dedicated team at the University of London, Abad will soon have a bionic
penis that puts Steve Austin's junk to shame.
The University of London te... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 12216 | 23 第三篇——Doggone DNA – inherited health problems in pets
(这篇太长了。。。我就把两个table里的内容copy过来了。如果有感兴趣的想要看，我
可以周一去单位scan一下这篇文，然后发上来)
Inherited Health Problems in Common Breeds
Most popular dog breeds
Labrador retriever: Degenerative joint diseases; eye problems that cause
blindness; extreme muscle weakness after intense exercise or excitement.
German shepherd: Degenerative joint diseases; temperament issues; eye
problems; heart conditions; a thyroid condition that can cause skin and
behavioral chages; dege... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6052 | 24 需要鉴定赖皮黄是否咔嚓过，于是狗仔队去拍照片，轻易获取了赖皮黄的信任，不仅被
拍了，还被摸了！ 结论是：赖皮黄是个纯爷们儿。
然后赖皮黄的不雅照就在网上流行开来...
你们有没有觉得赖皮黄的表情很无辜....
Luckily, checking to see if your male cat has been neutered is easier than
checking to see if your female cat has been spayed. Simply hold (or get
someone else to hold) your cat so that he's lying on his back with his
stomach up. Part the fur in his lower abdomen area so that you have a view
of his testicles. Take the testicle area in your hands gently. Are they
large and hard? Then your cat ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 24893 | 25 maybe he's following the old testament this year?
an eye for an eye, a testicle for a testicle? |
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发帖数: 140 | 26 英文不太灵光,大牛们见笑了.下面的句子怎么理解:
on physical examination, you note that he has one descended testicle that is
red, swolle, and tender to palpation.
这个句子不难理解,但是我读起来有点歧义,我觉得有俩种理解,大家帮我看看哪种是对
的:
1. 这个人是只有一个descended testicle,另外那个没有降下来.唯一的这个还又红又
肿.
2. 俩个都desecneded了,其中一个又红又肿.
另外,如果病人没有cremasteric reflex,很可能是testicular torsion.如果病人是
cryptorchidism,会有cremasteric reflex吗? |
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发帖数: 31 | 27 who cares, he desperately needs some testosterone for his testicles |
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m**e
发帖数: 961 | 28 your face looks like groin and testicles |
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发帖数: 2296 | 29 儿子时度度是从新疆找的维族小巴郎。
时佩普的一个堂弟，讨的是维族老婆，给联络的。
NY Times写时佩璞有特殊功能，能把鸡巴收起来。
‘Easily, smoothly, he pushes his testicles up into his body cavity. The
skin of the scrotal sack hangs slack, like curtains. The man now pushes his
penis between his legs, toward his back, bisecting the skin of the scrotum,
and squeezes his legs tightly together. The penis is hidden, while the skin
of the scrotum resembles the vaginal lips, beneath a triangle of pubic hair.
Pushed between the empty scrotal sac, the penis has als... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2503 | 30 这个人算是我在美国的一个忘年交吧。对人很好。
他前几天读到了一段资料，写了一封信问我，我也不知道怎么回，
不知道有没有人懂，给点建议。
Steve –
Something I read today. Do the Chinese really do this?
Bob
That night I read Eliot Pattison's new novel, "The Lord of Death," set in
occupied Tibet. I read about Chinese practices that have been refined far
beyond waterboarding - electrodes clamped on nipples and testicles,
injections of mind-twisting drugs, beatings administered until the detainee
is almost dead. And, for those who are particularly recalcitrant, there i |
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发帖数: 3895 | 31 刚才看有人在“请教一个转基因问题”，故把下面一篇文章转过来，没有翻译，有兴趣
的自己看吧。
http://www.holistichealthsecrets.com/alternativehealth/genetica
modified-foods-healthy-to-eat/
Are Genetically Modified Foods Healthy to Eat?
July 14th, 2009adminLeave a commentGo to comments
The topic of Genetically Modified Food (GMOs) can be confusing. On one side
we have big Pharma
companies touting studies that show that Genetically Modified Food is
perfectly safe for consumption. On
the other hand, we have wholistic health groups and speakers s... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3895 | 32 读读这个吧，没有翻译，有兴趣
的自己看吧。AAEM的人你不因该叫民科了吧？另外，谁把我关于先锋分类的贴删了？每
必要这么害怕吧？
http://www.holistichealthsecrets.com/alternativehealth/genetica
modified-foods-healthy-to-eat/
Are Genetically Modified Foods Healthy to Eat?
July 14th, 2009adminLeave a commentGo to comments
The topic of Genetically Modified Food (GMOs) can be confusing. On one side
we have big Pharma
companies touting studies that show that Genetically Modified Food is
perfectly safe for consumption. On
the other hand, we have wholistic health gr... 阅读全帖 |
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y**o
发帖数: 8897 | 33 balls in English are only used to refer to testicles. |
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发帖数: 2296 | 34 这是我几年来看到的最娱乐最搞笑的故事。
不知大家看过M. Butterfly这部电影没有。
汉语翻译蝴蝶夫人，蝴蝶君。
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107468/
这部电影基本上是写实的，讲述了时佩璞的传奇故事。
一下引百度百科
’时佩璞，男，是北京青年京剧团的编剧、旦角演员兼团部秘书。时佩璞毕业于云南大
学，主攻法语兼西班牙语，学生时代就喜欢京剧，曾与关肃霜合作演出。他后来拜小生
姜妙香为师，曾经在北大礼堂演出《奇双会》。
1964年认识当时驻北京的法国外交官Boursicot，对方以为他是女儿身， 猛烈追求他，
两人其后更发生性关系。在北京工作的布尔西科，一次在使馆举办的酒会期间遇上男扮
女装的花旦演员时佩璞，两人陷入爱河，但布尔西科一直都不知道时佩璞是男儿身，两
人密切交往后，时佩璞更告诉布尔西科，已经怀了他的儿子。
1969年，情报机构利用这关系，将Boursicot招为谍报人员。
Boursicot于1969到1972年派驻北京，
1977到1979年委派到蒙古乌兰巴托，他向中国提供超过500份秘密情报。 由于
Boursicot常驻中国之外，与... 阅读全帖 |
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m**c
发帖数: 7299 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 Gay_Pathology_and_Therapy 俱乐部 】
发信人: msgc (为了下一代免遭变态残害), 信区: Gay_Pathology_and_Therapy
标 题: 变态妖破坏人权受挫：California law banning gay 'conversion therapy' put on hold
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 25 10:15:41 2012, 美东)
California law banning gay 'conversion therapy' put on hold
From AnneClaire Stapleton, CNN
updated 6:12 AM EST, Sat December 22, 2012
(CNN) -- An appeals court slapped an injunction on a new California state
law that would ban conversion therapy for minors -- a method some say can... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 61690 | 37 Why have young people in Japan stopped having sex?
What happens to a country when its young people stop having sex? Japan is
finding out… Abigail Haworth investigates
Japanese man and woman lean away from each other
Arm’s length: 45% of Japanese women aged 16-24 are ‘not interested in or
despise sexual contact’. More than a quarter of men feel the same way.
Photograph: Eric Rechsteiner
Ai Aoyama is a sex and relationship counsellor who works out of her narrow
three-storey home on a Tokyo back st... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6760 | 38 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 【转自华人】对八岁儿子的第一次性教育
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 1 17:21:12 2014, 美东)
【转自华人】儿子8岁了，对性有很多疑问。我本以为美国小学会对孩子有性教育的，
看来完全没有。孩子他爸成天忙得没空管孩子， 只好我亲自教了。 昨天去图书馆借了
本给8-10岁孩子性教育的书，晚上读给孩子听。
书的第一章，介绍女人身体结构， 书上画着女人下面的三个孔，尿道口，阴
道口和肛门。跟他讲，他不大感兴趣，只是很诧异baby是从阴道口那么小的口里生出来
的。 接着有图介绍女人乳房的发育， 画了三个女孩， 6-7岁的小女孩是平胸， 11-12
岁胸部开始发育， 17-18岁胸部发育好了。 书上画的那个 17-18岁的女孩很漂亮，长
发，大胸，细腰， 儿子看了又看，很喜欢，半天不让我翻页， 说， " Mommy, I
really like this picture."
第二章，介绍男... 阅读全帖 |
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y********l
发帖数: 3970 | 39 牛油果=testicles, no kidding. |
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j****i
发帖数: 68152 | 40 波，阴文是ball. 粒，阴文是testicle? |
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发帖数: 7018 | 41 以下来自wiki
Docosahexaenoic acid is an omega-3 fatty acid that is a primary structural
component of the human brain, cerebral cortex, skin, sperm, testicles and
retina.
假如决定要小孩，那段时间就少思考问题
假如需要做出重大决定，那段时间就不要行房。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 43 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-38493613
'Just for fun': People's Daily's sweary New Year puzzle
5 hours ago
From the section China
Part of the puzzle - you'll have to look online if you want to see the most
offensive terms
China's Communist Party's official newspaper, the People's Daily, has been
mocked online after posting a obscenity-filled puzzle on its English-
language social media accounts.
"NewYear2017 word puzzle just for fun: the first three words you see that
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发帖数: 1 | 44 http://www.bbc.com/zhongwen/simp/chinese-news-38493874
中国官媒英文版社交媒体贴出“脏话”字谜引发讨论
2小时前
字谜的其中一部分。完整版字谜能从中看出许多脏话。
中国官媒《人民日报》在其英文社交媒体上发布充满粗鲁词汇的新年猜字谜遭网民嘲笑。
“2017纯属娱乐之新年字谜：你认出的头三个字将代表你的2017年。你看到什么了？”
人民日报的英文推特（Twitter）帐号周一（1月2日）发文写到。
“手淫”（masturbate）、“口交者”（sucker）、“睪丸”（testicle）是其中几个
可以辨识出的字。
周一稍晚该则贴文被移除。
网民对字谜的反应迅速，许多人觉得有趣而非被冒犯。
英语使用者网民评论人民日报推文。
网友Jr_Wang推文：“所有我能看出来的字都太骯脏了，我的2017年要毁了。”
网友pfrrll对运营该推特帐号的人指出：“老兄，这太猥亵了。”
造成这起“意外”事件的原因被诸多讨论──从粗心大意、不熟悉英文到员工恶意报复
都有。
在美国社交论坛Reddit上面，网民tan_guan说：“我觉得这是一个心怀不满、讨... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 45 Gliding through the forest with such huge testicles ? What if a branch rips
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 46 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: WCNMLGB (CCC), 信区: USANews
标 题: 演员在电影里露点，用数字技术除去了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Nov 30 19:23:39 2017, 美东)
短裤太短，蛋蛋太大，露了出来。没办法只好数字去除。有的电影反而会拿这个当卖点
的。估计主要是如果露点的话，电影评级会受影响。进一步会影响票房。
Armie Hammer’s Balls Had to Be Edited Out of Call Me by Your Name
Hey now!
At GQ, it’s our job to encourage men to stop wearing huge shorts all the
time. At the beach, in the ocean, on the street, wherever their legs are
taking them. But even we can recognize that it’s possible to take things a
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发帖数: 1 | 48 最性感的器官是大脑啊。。。
哈哈哈哈。。。。
传统上的性器官，只能吸引average joe.....
我终于彻底明白为什么那个是雄狮子了，因为我看的了他的testicle...
以前我总是分不清狮子的性别，虽然他们有一个非常明显的区别。。。。现在我忘不了
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 49 Cotton seeds contain a phenol that can irreversibly injury testicles. Many
people consuming cotton seed oil became infertile in north west of China.
Once I bought a jar of roasted and honey-coated peanuts but I threw it away
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