j****i
发帖数: 68152 | | l*****u
发帖数: 12114 | 2 看见女刺客了呗。保嫖也有嫖权呀。
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| f*******e
发帖数: 2791 | 3 最薄弱的地方
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| I******a
发帖数: 3812 | 4 你会算数不，画面里三个，就一个捂，哪来的都？
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| p****n
发帖数: 9263 | 5 你自己试试那个动作，看捂住的是小鸡鸡还是小肚子
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| M*****8
发帖数: 17722 | 6
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In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his
testicles.
http://www.davesdaily.com/interesting/interesting-useless.htm
Bailiff
Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
truth?
Me
By my balls, I do swear.
Judge
What?! And get your hands out of your pants!
Me
Your honor, the origins of the word testimony and testify are closely
related to that of testis (or balls or nads for those who weren't forced to
take Latin in school). Some historians believe that the Romans placed their
right hands on their testicles and swore by them before giving a testimony.
This is part of the reasons that eunuchs and women weren't allowed to
testify in in court. Yes, I will certainly admit to there being controversy
over this, but hey - its nice to be able to stick your hands down your pants
and have some fun in court without being held in contempt. It is documented
Roman law though that no man could bear witness unless he possessed both
testes. Whatever the case, testify and testicle are from the same origin,
and my certainly do give witness to my virility, wouldn't you agree consol?
Judge
I was under the understanding that this goes back to the Indo-European
word for 'three', the witness being a third party.
Me
That is certainly possible too. There is some mention of it in Genesis,
but it is subject to some dispute. "And Abraham said unto his eldest servant
of his house, that ruled over all that he had, Put, I pray thee, thy hand
under my thigh: And I will make thee swear by the LORD the God of heaven,
and the God of the earth" and so on. You can read about it in Genesis 24 if
you want. Some scholars use this as evidence of swearing by your balls,
others counter that this is swearing by the testicles of the ruler or king.
Your honor, do you really want me swearing by the balls of Bush?
Bailiff
(if it was a year ago, I'm certain it would have been quite acceptable -
I wonder if that is what Monica swore by?)
Judge
Bailiff! She was never questioned and didn't testify.
Bailiff
(she didn't have the balls?)
Judge
Back to the issue at hand - I said at not in hand. Mr. Turner, will you
please get yours out of your pants. In the case of the state against Mr.
Turner for indecent exposure...
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1109056
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| j****i
发帖数: 68152 | 7 鸡鸡有时在低位有时在高位
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: 你自己试试那个动作，看捂住的是小鸡鸡还是小肚子
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