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l****z
发帖数: 29846
1
Mika B: Clinton 'pathetic' for playing 'sexism' card
Liberal host: Clinton 'pathetic' for playing 'sexism' card
Mika Brzezinski, liberal co-host of MSNBC's "Morning Joe," said Tuesday that
it was "pathetic" for Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to
charge one of her opponents with sexism.
Over the weekend, Clinton had referred the first Democratic debate two weeks
ago, wherein her closest rival, Bernie Sanders, said that "all the shouting
in the world" would not solve gun violence... 阅读全帖
w******g
发帖数: 2047
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: kayaker (霜晨の月), 信区: Military
标 题: 黑人学校和黑人世界的真相 - Chris Jackson
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 21 22:28:09 2015, 美东)
What is it Like to Teach Black Students?
by Christopher Jackson
Until recently I taught at a predominantly black high school in a
southeastern state. The mainstream press gives a hint of what conditions are
like in black schools, but only a hint. Expressions journalists use like “
chaotic” or “poor learning environment” or “lack of discipline” do... 阅读全帖
s*********e
发帖数: 1814
3
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4a2bu9/what_really
the_chicago_rally_my/
What really happened at the Chicago rally - My Firsthand AccountTRUTH (self.
The_Donald)
submitted 9 hours ago * by ChicagoTrumpAttendeex2
At 2:30 p.m., I arrived at the Donald Trump rally located at the UIC
pavilion in Chicago, IL. There was light police presence at the Blue Line
station, and the pavilion was short walk away. There I waited in line for
about an hour until making it to the front doors, going th... 阅读全帖
a****l
发帖数: 6431
4
来自主题: Parenting版 - 今天和小妞发火了,难过
hahaha, exactly what I was going to say
我家的小妞, 烧起来的东西不吃,准备好的东西不吃,多着呢。我早就搞得没脾气了。
今天早上我家3岁小妞说,中午饭我要带酸奶。我说好好好。当她的面, 给她放包里。
她说你在烧什么? 我说妈妈给你烧面条, 带中午饭。她马上崩溃了,泪水涟涟的说“
我不要!我要带酸奶”。我说我给你带酸奶了呀,酸奶和面条都带。
继续崩溃,“不要!我不要!我只要酸奶”
忍着烦,装好午饭,坐下来。问她
“妈妈是不是已经给你装酸奶了?”
“是”
"那你为什么要哭?"
"因为我不喜欢 yelled or shouted"
"妈妈有没有yelled or shouted at you?"
"没有"
"那你为什么还要哭"
"I don't like being yelled or shouted or screamed"
" but mama didn't yelled or shouted or screamed at you"
继续 JJWW-ing
烦吧。
我都不和她生气了。
t***h
发帖数: 2924
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: willhung (黄威廉), 信区: USANews
标 题: 黑人学校和黑人世界的真相 - Chris Jackson (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 22 04:08:43 2015, 美东)
发信人: kayaker (霜晨の月), 信区: Military
标 题: 黑人学校和黑人世界的真相 - Chris Jackson
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 21 22:28:09 2015, 美东)
What is it Like to Teach Black Students?
by Christopher Jackson
Until recently I taught at a predominantly black high school in a
southeastern state. The mainstream press gives a hint of what conditions are
like in black schools, ... 阅读全帖
m*******l
发帖数: 12782
6
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poise (Go Hokies) 于 (Sun Mar 18 12:21:22 2012, 美东) 提到:
1. 海量的 EB3I升级到EB2I,这些都不可能在3月前递485,他们都要重新做PERM,140,然
后递485. 应该要5-6个月。 即使排期倒退了,但是他们的PD还是在你们前面!排期一
倒退,然后慢慢前进,首先还是批他们
2.扫号的没有考虑不在美国递交的申请,他们不在TSC和NSC交485
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asan (xxx) 于 (Sun Mar 18 12:44:30 2012, 美东) 提到:
现在PERM不容易了
无数audit

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chugege (出格) 于 (Sun Mar 18 12:51:30 2012, 美东) 提到:
大牛请问一下:
1.EB3I升级到EB2I应该是无时不刻在进行中吧。不会因为EB2排期... 阅读全帖
wh
发帖数: 141625
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 【纽约客转载】Tenth of December
也是以前几个id推荐的New Yorker的一个短篇小说,我当时打印了,到现在还没看……
发信人: megguan (🐳), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: Re: 朝三暮四包子题
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 31 18:29:04 2013, 美东)
吃!
今年最喜欢的书是george saunders的小说集tenth of december (最喜欢的是书里最后
一篇的同名小说;也在new yorker上登过);今年最喜欢的电影是american hustle,
gravity还有一代宗师;最喜欢的歌是网络大俗歌what does the fox say?!
发信人: xiaobug (none), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: Re: 朝三暮四包子题
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 31 19:33:00 2013, 美东)
同喜欢这本书。那天和 aixiaoke 讨论了一下。他的小说我看得很压抑,想起了白先勇
的 芝加哥之死
原文链接(带图):
http://www.newyorker.com/fi... 阅读全帖
wh
发帖数: 141625
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 李翊云:”What Has That to Do with Me?“
本篇发表于《Gettysburg Review》2003年夏季刊,李翊云从1978年一个反革命女孩的
死刑,写到她当时在幼儿园看到的反革命分子死刑前的游街,写到1991年她作为北大入
学生到河南信阳参加一年军训的经历。原文的排版更好看些:
http://www.gettysburgreview.com/selections/past_selections/deta
What Has That to Do with Me?
Yiyun Li
This story I am going to tell you, it is a true story.
The year was 1968. The girl was nineteen, the secretary of the Communist
Youth League for her class in a local high school in Hunan Province, China.
You probably don’t know much about Hunan, but I am sure you have heard... 阅读全帖
k****x
发帖数: 265
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loop several times:
Did not return the brothers to buy food. Do not have a car to return, and a
loud fart.
How to respond?
A. A complete non-seriously, do not mind
Two. Return joke "does not sound cocky, loud fart does not stink." To take a
deep breath "really fragrant
3. The hearts of coursing, Province, a sum of money to buy perfume
4. Windows open for ventilation, and immediately
5 Bumbling innocent and heat, air conditioning is not to force. It is easy
to open windows
6. Shouted: "bitch, rol... 阅读全帖
c****t
发帖数: 19049
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 云图 英文版
AN ORISON OF SONMI~451
On behalf of my ministry, thank you for agreeing to this final interview.
Please remember, this
isn’t an interrogation, or a trial. Your version of the truth is the only
one that matters.
TRUTH IS SINGULAR. ITS “VERSIONS” ARE MISTRUTHS.
… Good. Ordinarily, I begin by asking prisoners to recall their earliest
memories to provide a
context for corpocratic historians of the future. Fabricants have no
earliest memories,
Archivist. One twenty-four-hour cycle in Papa Song’s is i... 阅读全帖
D*****r
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 查经贴-使徒行传
Acts 19:23-41 The Riot in Ephesus
23About that time there arose a great disturbance about the Way. 24A
silversmith named Demetrius, who made silver shrines of Artemis, brought in
no little business for the craftsmen. 25He called them together, along with
the workmen in related trades, and said: “Men, you know we receive a good
income from this business. 26And you see and hear how this fellow Paul has
convinced and led astray large numbers of people here in Ephesus and in
practically the whole pr... 阅读全帖
E*****l
发帖数: 2662
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【 以下文字转载自 Belief 讨论区 】
发信人: myelsa (夜光杯), 信区: Belief
标 题: 耶稣基督后期圣徒教会诗歌选段
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 26 12:26:19 2010, 美东)
耶稣基督后期圣徒教会聚会,在第一个阶段全体会众在一起的时候,每次都要唱诗,大
概三,四首,以下是选段。
2--The Spirit of God
The Spirit of God like a fire is burning!
The latter-day glory begins to come forth;
The visions and blessings of old are returning,
And angels are coming to visit the earth.
We'll sing and we'll shout with the armies of heaven,
Hosanna, hosanna to God and the Lamb!
Let glory to them in the highest be give... 阅读全帖
E*****l
发帖数: 2662
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【 以下文字转载自 Belief 讨论区 】
发信人: myelsa (夜光杯), 信区: Belief
标 题: 耶稣基督后期圣徒教会诗歌选段
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 26 12:26:19 2010, 美东)
耶稣基督后期圣徒教会聚会,在第一个阶段全体会众在一起的时候,每次都要唱诗,大
概三,四首,以下是选段。
2--The Spirit of God
The Spirit of God like a fire is burning!
The latter-day glory begins to come forth;
The visions and blessings of old are returning,
And angels are coming to visit the earth.
We'll sing and we'll shout with the armies of heaven,
Hosanna, hosanna to God and the Lamb!
Let glory to them in the highest be give... 阅读全帖
l*****a
发帖数: 38403
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Listen to God! y'all
4) Miscellaneous Murders
 
More of Samson's Murders
    (The Lord saves Sampson from standing trial for 30
murders and arson by allowing him to kill 1000 more men.)  When he
reached Lehi, and the Philistines came shouting to meet him, the spirit of
the Lord came upon him: the ropes around his arms become as flax that is
consumed by fire and the bonds melted away from his hands.  Near him
was the fresh jawbone of an ass; he reached out, grasped it, and with it
killed... 阅读全帖
D*****r
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - faithful woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking
about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her
some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I
NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The n... 阅读全帖
R*******e
发帖数: 25533
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来自主题: _LoTaYu版 - Suede : Barriers
It Starts And Ends With You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D54iGj64dis
Like a cause without a martyr,
Like an effigy of balsa,
Like a hairline crack in a radiator,
Leaking life
I shout out but it just spins faster,
I crawl up but my knees are water,
I cling on by my nails to the sweet disaster
And then I fall to the floor like my strings are cut,
Pinch myself but I don't wake up,
Spit in the wind cause too much is not enough,
It starts and ends with you,
It starts and ends with you
And I've worn... 阅读全帖
t********r
发帖数: 4908
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pistone (古代的事物) 于 (Thu Mar 11 10:35:36 2010, 美东) 提到:
跟老爹关税的毛病一样,事情交待得不清楚。这是他们的家庭作业,情节是全班讨论定
的调子,各人可以自由发挥。
The robbery of the cookies
One day Elmo woke up and heard the clattering of trash cans. Then he heard
shouting and banging. He looked outside.
"Give me my precious cookies!" Shouted a green furry guy named Oscar.
Then Elmo saw the Two-headed Monster running away with a cookie jar. As Elmo
chased the Two-headed Monster, he heard music: "O'Elmo, O'E... 阅读全帖
wh
发帖数: 141625
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来自主题: _WHandFriends版 - george saunders: tenth of december
发信人: megguan (🐳), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: Re: 朝三暮四包子题
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 31 18:29:04 2013, 美东)
吃!
今年最喜欢的书是george saunders的小说集tenth of december (最喜欢的是书里最后
一篇的同名小说;也在new yorker上登过);今年最喜欢的电影是american hustle,
gravity还有一代宗师;最喜欢的歌是网络大俗歌what does the fox say?!
发信人: xiaobug (none), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: Re: 朝三暮四包子题
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 31 19:33:00 2013, 美东)
同喜欢这本书。那天和 aixiaoke 讨论了一下。他的小说我看得很压抑,想起了白先勇
的 芝加哥之死
http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2011/10/31/111031fi_f
Tenth of December
... 阅读全帖
e*******o
发帖数: 2271
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原英语版本
My enemies are many,my equals are none. In the shade of olive trees,they
said Italy could never be conquered.In the land of pharoahs and kings, they
said Egypt could never be humbled.In the realm of forest and snow,they said
russia could never be tamed.Now they say nothing.They fear me ,like a force
of nature,a dealer in thunder and death.I say I am Napoleon,I am emperor....
....Burn it.
正常翻译版
我树敌无数,却从未逢对手。在橄榄树荫下,他们说意大利永远不会被征服。在法老和
国王的土地上,他们说埃及永远不会臣服。在森林与暴雪的国度,他们说俄国永远不会
被征服。现在他们已无话可说。他们畏惧我... 阅读全帖
W*******n
发帖数: 4140
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来自主题: Military版 - Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elephant's legs and started to pee on one of them.... 阅读全帖
c*****r
发帖数: 8227
21
Pyongyang, December 13 (KCNA) -- Upon hearing the report on the enlarged
meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers'
Party of Korea, the service personnel and people throughout the country
broke into angry shouts that a stern judgment of the revolution should be
meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional elements.
Against the backdrop of these shouts rocking the country, a special military
tribunal of the DPRK Ministry of State Security was held o... 阅读全帖
u******o
发帖数: 483
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评论部分也是以日狗和支持日狗的居多。
Japanese war crimes: I’m sorry?
http://rt.com/op-edge/japan-war-crimes-867/
China and South Korea are very angry with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe
because he visited the Yosukuni Shrine in Tokyo honoring some 2.5 million
Japanese – both military and civilian – who died in war.
Many are irate with Mr Abe because, amongst those honored in the 19th
Century Yosukuni Shrine, are Japanese World War II heroes, branded as “war
criminals” by US occupation forces. The list numbers... 阅读全帖
a***k
发帖数: 1038
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来自主题: Military版 - 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 paladin 讨论区 】
发信人: atack (小军号), 信区: paladin
标 题: 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 11 07:40:15 2014, 美东)
I
The way led along upon what had once been the embankment of a railroad. But
no train had run upon it for many years. The forest on either side swelled
up the slopes of the embankment and crested across it in a green wave of
trees and bushes. The trail was as narrow as a man's body, and was no more
than a wild-animal runway.
Occasionally, a piece of rusty iron, showing through ... 阅读全帖
h*********g
发帖数: 4934
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【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 中国女生这样的rude具有代表性吗
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jan 16 20:48:36 2016, 美东)
我觉得她对一点不大的事情能发飙成这样子让人挺害怕的
刚看到她在FB上对某个餐馆发飙了:
F*** u! Worst service ever!!!!!!!! Forever on my blacklist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
大家回帖询问怎么回事:
-:What happened?
-:This level of rage is rare, what type of dis-service did they do?
她对每个询问的回复都是一个链接,是她刚刚在yelp上对这家餐馆的评论:(当然她给
打了1分)
1/15/2016
1 check-in
Unbelievable HORRIBLE service!!!!! What a CHEAP and coooooooooooooooold
restaurant... 阅读全帖
l**r
发帖数: 424
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来自主题: Military版 - Virgin atlantic 那事算不了了之了?
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1050362565615
100011656473839&fref=nf
I was on this flight and I saw this incident. I’ve never had a Facebook
account before, but I felt I should create one and share what I saw.
I saw the girl boarding the flight, I noticed her because she had a lot of
magazines/books in her hands. She went to a seat near the back of the plane,
and the man got up from his seat nearby and went over to her and said
something to her about get out of there and then ... 阅读全帖
o***n
发帖数: 2074
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来自主题: Military版 - 奥巴马一下飞机就吵架了
这个好, 看看nyt的报道。
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/04/world/asia/obama-xi-staff-shouting-match.html?_r=0
一系列冲突,中国崛起了。
HANGZHOU, China — Air Force One had a bumpy landing in Hangzhou on Saturday
, but it was nothing compared with what happened after the plane rolled to a
stop.
As the reporters who traveled to the Group of 20 summit meeting with
President Obama from Hawaii piled out and walked under the wing to record
his arrival, we were abruptly met by a line of bright blue tape, held taut
by securit... 阅读全帖
W*****B
发帖数: 4796
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当时情况很复杂。黑犹太人率先挑衅,呛声高中白学生,和印第安人。高中生们回应。
印第安老头又跑过来瞎掺合。最后乱套了。
当事白人学生叫Nick sandman,只是站着啥都没做。结果成了众矢之的。
Fuller Picture Emerges of Viral Video Between Native American Man and
Catholic Students
A fuller and more complicated picture emerged on Sunday of the videotaped
encounter between a Native American man and a throng of high school boys
wearing “Make America Great Again” gear outside the Lincoln Memorial in
Washington.
Interviews and additional video footage suggest that an explosive
convergence of ra... 阅读全帖
p*********3
发帖数: 8525
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来自主题: Military版 - Cupertino 辱华了 转遍各大湾区群
This happened on today’s afternoon around 3 PM. My husband and I went to
shop for some fruits and vegetables in a local store called Oakmont Market,
located on 19944 Homestead Rd Cupertino. I told my husband that I would go
in by myself, and he could wait for me in the car, as we are trying to
reduce the amount of of interaction with the public. I saw some people there
wearing a mask but I was not, as recommended by public health guidelines,
as I have not been ill or symptomatic. I tried my best... 阅读全帖
s**********t
发帖数: 1846
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来自主题: RisingChina版 - Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 13 11:19:31 2013, 美东)
Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elep... 阅读全帖
h******8
发帖数: 3624
30
【 以下文字转载自 AudioBook 讨论区 】
发信人: Sake09 (小酒), 信区: AudioBook
标 题: ZT: 理科生们,让你们看看神马是文科帝!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 11 12:37:07 2012, 美东)
亮点在最后的方言版。。。
理科生们,让你们看看神马是文科帝!
原英语版本:
“My enemies are many,my equals are none. In the shade of olive trees,they
said Italy could never be conquered.In the land of pharoahs and kings, they
said Egypt could never be humbled.In the realm of forest and snow,they said
russia could never be tamed.Now they say nothing.They fear me ,like a force
of nature,a dealer in thunde... 阅读全帖
W*******n
发帖数: 4140
31
来自主题: USANews版 - Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elephant's legs and started to pee on one of them.... 阅读全帖
b*****d
发帖数: 61690
32
House Democrats staged protests Monday evening in response to a moment of
silence on the floor to remember the victims of the attack in a gay
nightclub in Orlando, the worst mass shooting in American history.
After Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) led the House in the moment of silence in
honor of the 49 people who died in the massacre on Sunday, the chamber
erupted into shouting as Democrats expressed frustration over the lack of
votes to restrict guns after repeated mass shootings.
"Where's the bill... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: USANews版 - 左弊媒体人又被搞疯一个!
August 1, 2016
MSNBC host melts down over Hillary’s emails
By Thomas Lifson
Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/08/msnbc_host_melts_down_over_hillarys_emails.html#ixzz4G5j3gbKx
Follow us: @AmericanThinker on Twitter | AmericanThinker on Facebook
Even by the standards of MSNBC, Sunday morning’s shout down of a guest for
daring to mention the blackmail potential in the 33,000 deleted emails was
unusually embarrassing. As Nicholas Fondacaro of Newsbusters reported,
AM Joy Sunday... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: USANews版 - 烙印工程师堪萨斯酒吧被枪击
Shooting in Kansas bar sends shockwaves through India.
The killing of an Indian-born engineer in a Kansas bar by a man reported to
have shouted “go back to your country” before opening fire has sent
shockwaves through India.
Srinivas Kuchibhotla, 32, and his friend Alok Madasani, both employees at
tech company Garmin, were having a drink at a bar on Thursday when Adam
Purinton, 51, allegedly shouted racist slurs at the pair and opened fire.
Kuchibhotla, who was an aviation systems engineer, died... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: USANews版 - 床粉上海蒙难记
Like some bizarre parody of a Trump rally, a belligerent man in a “Make
America Great Again” hat was booted off a plane in Shanghai Sunday —
defiantly waving as a crowd of passengers jeered in the terminal: “Lock him
up! Lock him up!”
It’s unclear whether Chinese police did jail the man or who he was. As
others on the United Airlines flight described it, he started arguing before
he stepped onto the plane.
“Obviously, the hat provoked some of the stuff,” said Alexis Zimmerman,
who was flying bac... 阅读全帖
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发帖数: 50
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来自主题: Family版 - 真心想改改我的臭脾气
en, 我对谁脾气都好,尤其对孩子好,就是看LD不顺眼。做什么事都不得力,做错了也
不承认。在外面面得很,在家里动不动就shout,自己还不承认,对孩子也动不动就
shout。我被锻炼出来了,用ld骂人的话骂回去,ta就受不了,到处和别人说我脾气不
好。不过,自从我开始还击后,我觉得我开始抬起头来做人了!我ld对他家人也是,一
点小事就shout。
有的男人很贱!
W*******n
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来自主题: Overseas版 - Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elephant's legs and started to pee on one of them.... 阅读全帖
B******1
发帖数: 9094
38
Another option would be to put a tiny toy statue which can float in the
toilet and ask the little gentleman to shoot at the statue.
In the very beginning, the satue will shout: Hold your weapon right. Aim at me. Fire!
If the shots are on target, the statue will shout: Good Job! One more round!
If they missed, the statue will shout: Missed by a mile. Try again! Hit me in the head!
B******1
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The version I heard is about an alien . . .
Yahoo answers:
Alien joke (hope you haven't heard it?)?
An alien lands on earth with a notepad and a pen. He wanders around and
writes down what he hears.
He walks past an elementary school, and he hears someone shout 'Me, me, me!
' so he writes that down.
He walks past a restaurant and hears people shouting 'Forks and knives!
Forks and knives!' so he writes that down.
He walks past a candy store and hears someone cry out 'He stole my lollipop
!' so he... 阅读全帖
D*****a
发帖数: 810
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来自主题: PennySaver版 - 本周cvs的deals
Offer: buy 2 select Jergens, ANY Curel or Biore (excludes clearance), get $5
ECB (limit 1)
Buy (2) Biore Deep Clean Pore Charcoal Cleanser, 1oz – $1.99 each

Pay$3.98, 
Get $5 ECB (limit 1)

Final price: $1.02 moneymaker
Buy (2) Curel Ultra Healing For Extra Dry Skin Intensive Lotion 2.5 oz - $2.
99
Pay: $5.98, Get $5 ECB
Final price; $0.49 each
Buy (1) Boiron Calendula Cream 2.5 oz - $8.99 (sale price) YMMV
Use (1) $2/1 Boiron Calendula Cream (must share)
Pay: $6.99, Get $6 E... 阅读全帖
D*****a
发帖数: 810
41
来自主题: PennySaver版 - 本周Target几个deal (6/7 - 6/13)
Offer: Buy 1 L’Oreal Excellence Creme or Excellence Age Perfect Color, get
$5 Target Gift Card through 6/20
Buy (2) L'Oreal Paris Excellence Creme Hair Color - $7.99, regular price
Uset (2) $3/1 L’Oreal Pair Haircolor Products printable
And use one $3/2 L’Oreal Paris Hair Colors TARGET COUPON
Pay $6.98, Receive two $5 Target Gift Cards
Final Price: $3.02 Moneymaker
Offer: buy 4 select Clorox or Pine-sol items thru 6/13, get $5 Gift card
Buy (4) Clorox Clinging Gel Bowl Cleaner 2-pack - $3.7... 阅读全帖
t*********u
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4-Pack Household Cleaner (Windex/Shout/Lysol/Scrubbing Bubbles in Various S
izes) from $11.76 + $10 Target Gift Card + Free Store Pickup Target.com
Add a quantity of 4x of the following to cart. Get 2x $5 Target Gift Card ($
10 Gift Card) in cart with free store pickup.
Choose from (may need to mix & match/quantity limit may apply):
4x 22oz Shout Triple-Acting Laundry Stain Remover [target.com] $11.76 +
$10 Target Gift Card
4x 32oz Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bleach Bathroom Cleaner [targe... 阅读全帖
D*****a
发帖数: 810
43
来自主题: PennySaver版 - Target几个deals (2/26-3/4 周)
Buy (5) Izze Sparkling juice 4-Packs - $3.14
Use $5 off $15 Pepsi Beverage Purchase Target coupon
(in-ad coupon or text PEPSI to 827438)
and use (2) $2.50/2 IZZE 4-packs printable
and use $1/1 IZZE 4-pack printable

Final price: $0.94 each
Buy (3) Windex Wipes 4 coutn - $1
Use $3/3 Windex, Scrubbing Bubbles, Shout, Pledge, or Scrubbing Bubbles w/
fantastik printable
Final price: Free
Buy (3) Shout Wipe & Go Travel Size (4 count) - $1
Use $3/3 Windex, Scrubbing Bubbles, Shout, Pledge, or Sc... 阅读全帖
l*********m
发帖数: 16971
44
来自主题: Stock版 - If You're Happy and You Know It
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. (sto... 阅读全帖
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45
ah!!!!The sky is FALLING!@!!!!!THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!EB2C needs 10000
years to become current, ahhhhhh!!!! the world is upside down.ahhhh!!!! xi
xi shui ba, ahhhh!!!! another 10 years!!!! 20 years!!!! 1000 years ahhhh!!!
! the sky is falling !!!! FALLING!!!!
Hadn't I told or shout to you guys back in August 2007 that the Dachao would
require 20 years , no, 50 years, to get cleared??!!!! I am right, isnt it??
?? Oh no, what, i am wrong???
but that doesnot matter, i want to shout,,,, i need to... 阅读全帖
W*******n
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来自主题: Chinese版 - Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elephant's legs and started to pee on one of them.... 阅读全帖
m*f
发帖数: 8162
47
【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: zoun (zoun), 信区: Joke
标 题: ZT: 理科生们,让你们看看神马是文科帝! (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 16 14:36:49 2012, 美东)
发信人: andyzzdlee (大院豚鼠), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: ZT: 理科生们,让你们看看神马是文科帝! (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 15 02:25:20 2012, 美东)
发信人: Sake09 (小酒), 信区: AudioBook
标 题: ZT: 理科生们,让你们看看神马是文科帝!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 11 12:37:07 2012, 美东)
亮点在最后的方言版。。。
理科生们,让你们看看神马是文科帝!
原英语版本:
“My enemies are many,my equals are none. In the shade of olive trees,they
said Italy could never be conquered.... 阅读全帖
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"Impossible" .... remind me about this song...hehe...a good song too.
I remember years ago
Someone told me I should take
Caution when it comes to love
I did, I did-------
And you were strong and I was not
My illusion, my mistake
I was careless, I forgot
I did
And now when all is done
There is nothing to say
You have gone and so effortlessly
You have won
You can go ahead tell them
Tell them all I know now
Shout it from the roof tops
Write it on the sky line
All we had is gone now
Tell them I was ... 阅读全帖
S****e
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 大吼问一句,明天主要口号是什么?
I called city hall, i was told that council members will make speech first
and then we can shout slogans. Lots of presses are invited.
Someone will lead audience to shout slogans. So we can shout out slogans out
loud then
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