D*****r
发帖数: 6791 | 1 An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking
about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her
some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I
NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of
groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was
no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "
PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay
for them. Praise the Lord!" | m*********g
发帖数: 11102 | 2 这个好玩
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: An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking
: about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
: Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
: proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
: Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her
: some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I
: NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
: The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of
: groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
: The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was
| E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | 3 after consuming the food, the lady had non-stop
diarrhea for 3 whole days。 Then the atheist gave up
his atheism and praised the lord. | E*****m
发帖数: 25615 | |
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