r******t
发帖数: 629 | 1 先是接一个短信，叫我上skype面试。recruiter名字叫matt lightner，我一查linked
in，确实是semens的recrutier，但是他说是自己难道就是吗？
其实我是一点都记不得自己有投过这个职位，不过因为有发布过resume，也很难说他们
怎么拿到手的。不过我还是觉得蛮奇怪的。反正我这什么做会计的之类和我没有一丝关
系。
上了skype，一个叫Ms Han的来面试。神奇的是面试全部靠打字！！！
这人先叫我看semens healthcare的网站，然后才跟我说工作，这工作是
Your Primary duties include, Preparation of
Balance sheets (Mini), account balancing,
invoicing recording,proper data analysis of
sales records and recording pay slips into
accounting database all these will be done
through the use of the Account... 阅读全帖 |
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h*k
发帖数: 520 | 2 轉自死域 http://www.areadeath.net/
SEMEN
An Intense Experience Molesting Corpses With Fetid Stench
AMERICAN LINE PRODUCTIONS 2006
SEMEN 是一支来自墨西哥的GORE/HORROR/PORN GRIND乐队，这是乐队的第2张正式专辑，
由墨西哥著名的极端音乐厂牌AMERICAN LINE PRODUCTIONS发表。这是一张加入了一定的
BRUTAL DEATH音乐元素的、类似早期DISGORGE(MEX)音乐风格的作品。专辑的录音非常强
调低音，有着吓人的恐怖感；同时，音色极其肮脏、粗糙，各种乐器盘根错节地扭曲到
一起，各种噪音“风起云涌”，与DISGORGE的“CHRONIC CORPORA INFEST”、“FORENS
ICK”以及OXIDISED RAZOR、ROTTENNESS等墨西哥的血碾乐队非常接近。乐队的主唱采用
加入了效果器的各种各样的水喉唱腔，疯牛、烈马、野驴、豪猪...千奇百怪的牲畜的嘶
叫响彻一片，有着令人想象所不及的非人指数。乐队的鼓挺 |
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x****u
发帖数: 12955 | 3 Yes. It's a scam.
You are paying them real money to buy software and stuff, and their payment
to you will bounce in a few days.
To confirm, you can simply ask them that instead of sending you full payment
to start, they can send you the software, and deduct the cost from that
payment directly.
A scammer will inevitably make some excuse about accounting rules, different
entities, etc.
BTW, Siemens is the correct spelling, not Semens. That would be another
proof that this is a scam if you hadn'... 阅读全帖 |
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a****l
发帖数: 8211 | 4 知道Semen是什么意思吗？就是精液。这种猥琐的名字的公司你也敢招惹？以后你海龟
，人事部门问起来你以前在哪里工作的，你说我以前在精液公司工作，会是什么局面？
linked |
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d**g
发帖数: 167 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 NextGeneration 讨论区 】
发信人: dflg (dongfang), 信区: NextGeneration
标 题: semen analysis大概什么价位
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 9 17:59:27 2011, 美东)
因为 学校说保险不cover.
问了一个两百多，不知大纽约地区附近是否有更便宜的？
非常感谢! |
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t********1
发帖数: 87 | 6 人在芝加哥，最近约了一个uropartner诊所的医生，想做fertility检查。医生开了单
子做semen analysis。该医生有两个合作的lab可以做测试，一个保险cover，但要等2-
3个月，另一个时间快些，但保险不包，而且价格很贵。联系了附近几个保险in
network的lab（包括labcorp还有Quest等大型连锁lab）竟然没有可以做这个analysis
的，只能做postvasectomy的。请问这种情况下是否可以找其他诊所或医院然后拿着这
位的order去做？或者只能找其他医生？
来美国多年，很少看病，对这边看病和保险的事项都不太熟悉，求教了。 |
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d**g
发帖数: 167 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 NextGeneration 讨论区 】
发信人: dflg (dongfang), 信区: NextGeneration
标 题: semen analysis大概什么价位
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 9 17:59:27 2011, 美东)
因为 学校说保险不cover.
问了一个两百多，不知大纽约地区附近是否有更便宜的？
非常感谢! |
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P*****t
发帖数: 4978 | 8 Why Is The Penis Shaped Like That? (EXCERPT)
Excerpted from "WHY IS THE PENIS SHAPED LIKE THAT? …And Other Reflections
on Being Human" by Jesse Bering. Published July 7th by Scientific American/
Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2012 by Jesse Bering. All
rights reserved.
If you’ve ever had a good long look at the human phallus, whether yours or
someone else’s, you’ve probably scratched your head over its peculiar
shape.
Let’s face it: it’s not the most intuitively configured appen... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 9 The coronal ridge is the part of the human penis thought to have evolved to
allow for semen displacement. Research has studied how much semen is
displaced by different shaped, artificial genitals.[45] This research showed
that, when combined with thrusting, the coronal ridge of the penis is able
to remove the seminal fluid of a rival male from within the female
reproductive tract. It does this by forcing the semen under the frenulum of
the coronal ridge, causing it to collect behind the coronal ... 阅读全帖 |
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w*p
发帖数: 16484 | 10 Top surgeon forced to resign after comment that semen makes women happier
By Rachel Quigley
Last updated at 4:51 PM on 18th April 2011
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Controversy: Dr Lazar Greenfield was forced to resign after his article
about semen
Controversy: Dr Lazar Greenfield was forced to resign after his article
about semen
A top surgeon has been forced to quit over comments he made regarding semen
and its effect on women's health, commenting on research that it made t... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****p
发帖数: 24000 | 11 以国内一般会所模特级别的小姐1000人民币一次算
80亿可以干800万次二线城市模特小姐
假设瓜瓜可以干80年，从16岁干到96岁
也就是29200天
那么瓜瓜每天能干273.97个模特小姐
以每次瓜瓜能射出5ml的semen
那么80亿人民币，他每次都能出货的话
瓜瓜需要出4千万毫升的semen
也就是4万升的semen
一个普通油罐车可以装2万升的液体
如果80亿都给瓜瓜拿来玩模特级别的小姐，他需要出2个普通油罐车的semen
精尽而亡已经完全无法形容80亿人民币的价值了 |
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H******7
发帖数: 34403 | 12 供参考：
以国内一般会所模特级别的小姐1000人民币一次算
80亿可以干800万次二线城市模特小姐
假设瓜瓜可以干80年，从16岁干到96岁
也就是29200天
那么瓜瓜每天能干273.97个模特小姐
以每次瓜瓜能射出5ml的semen
那么80亿人民币，他每次都能出货的话
瓜瓜需要出4千万毫升的semen
也就是4万升的semen
一个普通油罐车可以装2万升的液体
如果80亿都给瓜瓜拿来玩模特级别的小姐，他需要出2个普通油罐车的semen
精尽而亡已经完全无法形容80亿人民币的价值了 |
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p******y
发帖数: 40 | 13 这是我老公的精子报告
Component Your Value Standard Range
SEMEN VOLUME 4.0 >2.0- mL
SPERMATOZOA, RAPID % 22 >25- %
SPERMATOZOA, SLOW % 6
SPERMATOZOA, NONPROGRESSIVE % 2 0-50 %
SPERMATOZOA, IMMOTILE % 70 0-50 %
SPERMATOZOA, ABNORMAL % 95 0-86 %
SPERM MOTILITY 39.0
LIQUEFACTION, SEMEN YES
SPERM AGGLUTINATION 0
APPEARANCE, SEMEN NORMAL
SPERM COUNT, SEMEN 32.5 |
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c*******u
发帖数: 12899 | 14 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
pregancy (111111) 于 (Mon Feb 28 15:00:03 2011, 美东) 提到:
结婚两年了
我29了
头一年避孕，第二年开始要孩子，一直都没有怀孕
一直没怀孕我们其实本来觉得还好，只是最近双方爸妈开始急了（我爸妈和我们还住在
一起）。春节的时候，奶奶打电话给我，要我赶快生一个（我和奶奶很亲，最近一个叔
叔得了癌症，快不行了，奶奶在照顾，她从来没有要求我过什么，这是她的第一个要求
，我也很希望在她还在的时候，给她一个曾孙子），所以，我最近也很迫切，苦是哭过
n回了，哭也没有用啊
最近我们开始去医院检查，老公先检查，基本精子检查时，95%精子的形状都是
abnormal，其他(数量以及速度)大致正常，家庭医生又让他查了血，结果也大致在标准
范围内，然后refer给专科医生。专科医生说可能是over-heated，又查了一遍血，结果
和上次差不多，专科医生也没说什么，然后就不理我们了。家庭医生看专科医生没有音
信，上个星期说要不然查个脑垂体吧，脑垂体检查居然要$970。还在... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 12899 | 15 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
littlehei (嘿嘿) 于 (Thu Mar 10 19:27:29 2011, 美东) 提到:
上大学新生入学体检的时候第一次检查出来，众目睽睽下几个肝感觉阳性的同学给点名
，被校医区别对待了，甚
至游泳卡也过了好久才拿到。。。当时只觉得无地自容，感觉被歧视了。
//幸好后来好像没有再这么被当众羞辱过。出国的体检，工作以后每年的体检都没有很
多废话。
后来我自己一直很注意这个方面的话题。得知我父亲年轻的时候得过乙肝，家里的孩子
成为乙肝病毒携带者也是
十有八九的事。虽然医学上说这个病毒携带是不可治愈也不可逆转的，还是相信民间偏
方吃了不少中药。小三阳
还是小三阳，姐姐是大三阳的，据说一度变成小三阳，现在不知道。因为美国好像没有
大小三阳的说法。
一直风平浪静的直到怀孕。第一trimester血结果出来以后，产科医生似乎有点紧张。
然后州政府的health
department给我打电话，说要把我登记在案。让我LG去打肝炎预防针，说小孩出生的几
个小时内得打第一针预防
针，期间各种血液体液样... 阅读全帖 |
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g**v
发帖数: 345 | 16 请问这个薏米和百合在哪里可以买到呢？ 这个薏米是不是国内的那种薏米啊？因为刚
才搜了一下，有些人就说是Pearl barley. 但看到一个博克说国内的薏米（Semen
Coicis)和 Pearl Barley不是一种米。
以下转自：
http://cenweihua.blogspot.com/2012/05/semen-coicispearl-barley.html
薏米(Semen Coicis)与洋薏米(Pearl Barley)的区别
洋薏米和生熟薏米功效上有何不同？如果她想煲檸檬薏米水去水腫及美白，應用那種薏
米？如果煲薏米粥又應用哪種薏米？
薏米(Semen Coicis)與洋薏米(Pearl Barley)之所以令人混淆，是因為它們的中文都叫
薏米；但你只要知道它們的英文名稱就清楚得多了。
薏米，即是可以為食療和藥材的薏苡仁。中國人食用薏苡仁的歷史悠久，大家都喜歡它
，大江南北的人民更為它改了許多名字：薏珠子、薏仁、苡仁、苡人、草珠兒、苡米、
感米、益米、尿珠子、尿端子和催生子……單是有文獻記載的別名，超過五十個。幸好
，現時國家藥典確定它正名為薏苡仁，其他的只是別名... 阅读全帖 |
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H******7
发帖数: 34403 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: josephp (大炮巨舰), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 谁能给80亿形象化一下？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 17 11:55:01 2012, 美东)
以国内一般会所模特级别的小姐1000人民币一次算
80亿可以干800万次二线城市模特小姐
假设瓜瓜可以干80年，从16岁干到96岁
也就是29200天
那么瓜瓜每天能干273.97个模特小姐
以每次瓜瓜能射出5ml的semen
那么80亿人民币，他每次都能出货的话
瓜瓜需要出4千万毫升的semen
也就是4万升的semen
一个普通油罐车可以装2万升的液体
如果80亿都给瓜瓜拿来玩模特级别的小姐，他需要出2个普通油罐车的semen
精尽而亡已经完全无法形容80亿人民币的价值了 |
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s*******d
发帖数: 17566 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 Living 讨论区 】
发信人: Huan2007 (胡绵涛), 信区: Living
标 题: Re: 单身大叔是否应该买房
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Apr 23 18:56:47 2012, 美东)
供参考：
以国内一般会所模特级别的小姐1000人民币一次算
80亿可以干800万次二线城市模特小姐
假设瓜瓜可以干80年，从16岁干到96岁
也就是29200天
那么瓜瓜每天能干273.97个模特小姐
以每次瓜瓜能射出5ml的semen
那么80亿人民币，他每次都能出货的话
瓜瓜需要出4千万毫升的semen
也就是4万升的semen
一个普通油罐车可以装2万升的液体
如果80亿都给瓜瓜拿来玩模特级别的小姐，他需要出2个普通油罐车的semen
精尽而亡已经完全无法形容80亿人民币的价值了 |
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k****y
发帖数: 4083 | 19 【 以下文字转载自 Living 讨论区 】
发信人: Huan2007 (胡绵涛), 信区: Living
标 题: Re: 单身大叔是否应该买房
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Apr 23 18:56:47 2012, 美东)
供参考：
以国内一般会所模特级别的小姐1000人民币一次算
80亿可以干800万次二线城市模特小姐
假设瓜瓜可以干80年，从16岁干到96岁
也就是29200天
那么瓜瓜每天能干273.97个模特小姐
以每次瓜瓜能射出5ml的semen
那么80亿人民币，他每次都能出货的话
瓜瓜需要出4千万毫升的semen
也就是4万升的semen
一个普通油罐车可以装2万升的液体
如果80亿都给瓜瓜拿来玩模特级别的小姐，他需要出2个普通油罐车的semen
精尽而亡已经完全无法形容80亿人民币的价值了 |
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L*******e
发帖数: 2202 | 20 丹麦研究人员发现精液过敏可以让男人在高潮后患病。
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jan/17/news/la-heb-semen-aller
01172011
Some poor men are apparently allergic to their own semen, developing a
mysterious flu-like illness after they have an ejaculation, Dutch
researchers reported Monday. The condition, known as post-orgasmic
illness syndrome or POIS, has been documented since 2002. Symptoms
include feverishness, runny nose, extreme fatigue and burning eyes,
which can last for up to a week. Some physicians had suggested ... 阅读全帖 |
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t*c
发帖数: 8291 | 21 Laboratory studies which have looked at the survival of HIV have found that:
HIV is sensitive to high temperatures but not to extreme cold.
Experiments have shown that HIV is killed by heat, but temperatures over 60
°C are needed to achieve reliable killing of HIV.
Levels of virus remain relatively stable in blood at room temperature,
and HIV may persist for at least a week in dried blood at 4°C. Blood
containing HIV used for laboratory experiments is stored at –70°C without
any loss of ... 阅读全帖 |
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l***0
发帖数: 93 | 22 打破沙锅的后果。关于“monkey face”, google一搜搜出这个。
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair.
firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon
the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the
females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a
money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a
monkeys face!
"alright da |
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a****g
发帖数: 8131 | 23 semen上有一种酶让semen保持液体状态
水会破坏这种酶，让semen变成胶状 |
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T*****n
发帖数: 2456 | 24 Onan’s Onus
A sidebar in W. Bradford Wilcox’s “The Facts of Life & Marriage”
by David Mills
Though opposition to contraception is now widely thought to be a “Catholic
thing,” the great Reformers rejected it as strongly as any modern Catholic.
For earlier Christians, children were such a great gift from God and
sterility such a curse that the evil of willed sterility was self-evident.
As Martin Luther wrote in his Lectures on Genesis, in Genesis “fertility
was regarded as an extraordinary blessin... 阅读全帖 |
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g**1
发帖数: 10330 | 27 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/china-business/10493701/Brit
Britain's multimillion pound deal to ship pig semen to China
Boost for British pig producers from deal agreed during a three-day trade
visit by David Cameron to China
Britain has agreed to start shipping pig semen to China, in a deal worth
millions to the pig industry.
The deal was agreed by the two countries during a three-day trade visit by
David Cameron, the Prime Minister, to China.
Half of the world's pigs are in China and impr... 阅读全帖 |
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p*****l
发帖数: 638 | 29 围观者路过，虽然这个帖子免不了买买提的一贯对骂风格，但是突然感觉还是很有营养
成分的。
其实本人对拼音系统造成的困扰比较反感，所以对于生活在英语国家来说，台湾拼音对
于日常生活更方便。对于拼音造成的困扰，假如你的名字是Cemeng 你不想上课的时候
教授念花名册念成和Semen一样的音吧。Semen是什么意思知道吧…… 名字里带J Q X的
都知道这方面困扰在哪里！带一个还好，带两个，三个的就疯了。比如你的名字是
XiaoXi
Qian之类的....你给客服打电话，她们问你名字是什么，你按汉语发音“钱”，他们
要再问你一遍这个怎么发音？然后再问你“怎么拼？” 好几分钟就过去了...
但是说把拼音做成独立系统的也有道理……中国人这么多，老外慢慢也知道怎么读发音
了，而且确实也很多朋友都愿意和好奇名字怎么读，不常是件坏事。 |
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l*****h
发帖数: 709 | 31 还是要尽力娶处女吧
看看小s的三个女儿
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/3326410217
悲剧
去年底的那篇澳大利亚paper也是轰动一时啊
老美主流媒体都开始大讨论了
为啥孩子长得像前男友？？？
Semen secrets: How a previous sexual partner can influence another male's
offspring
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141001090238.htm
现在已经不是伪科学了，是被科学实验证实了的\
Featured Research
from universities, journals, and other organizations
Semen secrets: How a previous sexual partner can influence another male's
offspring
Date:
October 1, 2014
Source:
University of New South Wales
Summar... 阅读全帖 |
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D**S
发帖数: 24887 | 33 Guys can be allergic to semen, which is long known. What seems quite
unexpected that a guy can develop allergy to his very own semen, which then
sounds kinda hilarious. What is the biological ground for this sort of
things? |
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f**********7
发帖数: 1139 | 34 Title: IL-18 Levels in the semen of male infertility: semen analysis
感兴趣的请把姓名，学校的邮箱，学校名称，研究方向，发给我。
只是推荐，不能保证能选上，谢谢 |
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a***o
发帖数: 100 | 35 It is thought that fruit bats of the Pteropodidae family are natural Ebola
virus hosts. Ebola is introduced into the human population through close
contact with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of
infected animals such as chimpanzees, gorillas, fruit bats, monkeys, forest
antelope and porcupines found ill or dead or in the rainforest.
Ebola then spreads through human-to-human transmission via direct contact (
through broken skin or mucous membranes) with the blood, secretions... 阅读全帖 |
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a***o
发帖数: 100 | 36 怎样传播又不是CDC定的, 应该是WHO吧
It is thought that fruit bats of the Pteropodidae family are natural Ebola
virus hosts. Ebola is introduced into the human population through close
contact with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of
infected animals such as chimpanzees, gorillas, fruit bats, monkeys, forest
antelope and porcupines found ill or dead or in the rainforest.
Ebola then spreads through human-to-human transmission via direct contact (
through broken skin or mucous membranes) with... 阅读全帖 |
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g******z
发帖数: 893 | 37 Lebron
The art of ejaculating into your hands, then throwing the semen in air like
Lebron James does with powder.
Ryan: John, why is there semen on the ceiling?
John: Well Ryan, last night I watched some killer porn and gave myself a
Lebron!
Ryan: That must have been some movie! |
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发帖数: 1145 | 38 上cdc看下东西又不会少钱
Through sex
Zika can be passed through sex from a person who has Zika to his or her
partners. Zika can be passed through sex, even if the infected person does
not have symptoms at the time.
It can be passed from a person with Zika before their symptoms start, while
they have symptoms, and after their symptoms end.
Though not well documented, the virus may also be passed by a person who
carries the virus but never develops symptoms.
Studies are underway to find out how long Zika sta... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 30 | 39 来美国后有一同学
英文发音很成问题
但非常努力
以前我在雷版说过
就是哎呀oops那个
他总把hash browns说成
hush browns
总把scrambled egg
说成crumble egg
大家那会儿年轻刻薄
老拿这个开玩笑
说你还不错
总算没把salmon发成semen
结果真就悲剧了
他看上了一日本闺女
很好看两腿笔直
周六把人家约出来
没车呢还
就围着校园遛弯
好多圈下来
人日本姑娘说我饿
他说好咱们去吃饭
钻进校园边上一家店
拿起menu扫一遍
最后指着salmon给waiter说
我要semen
。。。
下午回到宿舍
冲我们哥几个儿破口大骂
说都他妈你们闹得
那个词我能不认识么我 |
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p*e
发帖数: 6785 | 40 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: liutech (LiuTech), 信区: Military
标 题: 大龄琐男噩耗！先父遗传已经被科学证实！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Apr 2 16:03:33 2015, 美东)
还是要尽力娶处女吧
看看小s的三个女儿
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/3326410217
悲剧
去年底的那篇澳大利亚paper也是轰动一时啊
老美主流媒体都开始大讨论了
为啥孩子长得像前男友？？？
Semen secrets: How a previous sexual partner can influence another male's
offspring
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141001090238.htm
现在已经不是伪科学了，是被科学实验证实了的\
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发帖数: 2555 | 41 Sperm counts of men in North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand are
plunging, according to a new analysis published Tuesday.
Among these men there has been a 52% decline in sperm concentration and a 59
% decline in total sperm count over a nearly 40-year period ending in 2011,
the analysis, published in the journal Human Reproduction Update, said.
Researchers led by Dr. Hagai Levine of Hebrew University of Jerusalem
examined thousands of studies and then conducted a meta-analysis o... 阅读全帖 |
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r****g
发帖数: 511 | 42 plasminogen semen
http://www.love-health.org/sexual_health/1537/ 去年春天的文章。。。汗~`
Semen help women prevent cancer
By admin • Apr 22nd, 2009 • Category: Sexual Health
German scientists found — Husband and wife normal sex life and the benefit
of the couple’s physical and mental health, which is currently the medical
profession has been an indisputable conclusion. Recently, scientists have
found another amazing husband and wife sex life and help women prevent
cancer, the reactive power is |
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l******g
发帖数: 338 | 43 他吗？以前在OB的地方就做过SEMEN ANALYSIS，出了成型（MORPHOLOGY）稍微差些，其
他的都还
好。上次12月做IUI的时候，第一次是19MILLION，第二次是21MILLION，不知道为什么
第二次还多
了些。这次是每次都大概有33MILLION。也想问问他们别的指标，但他们说这不是SEMEN
ANALYSIS，不测那么多的指标。
MM不用担心。虽然4.5MILLION听起来少些，可是从总量上说，不少了。应该不成问题，
祝好孕！ |
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