p********i
发帖数: 12365 | 1 probably it does not surprise me if this guy gets an orgasm when strangled.
jajaja
this jame guy is funny!
>>>>>>>>
jame
I live in a flood zone and I get excited(happy) every time there is a flood.
There is a dreary feeling that comes over the neighborhood and all of my
neighbors walk around the neighborhood like zombies watching the water rise.
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N*****7
发帖数: 103 | 2 新张江浙餐馆：木桥食坊
51B Main St, Woodbridge, NJ07095
732-218-5256
欢迎中年光棍男光棍女踊跃参加。烦请周五前告知以便定位。(16 so far)
P.S.: 101 Reasons to Stay Single - by Earl S. Wynn
Also 101 Reasons to Celebrate 11/11/11 :-)
1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in rPpidiculous places.
3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 3 real cow, multiple orgasm 啊。 |
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 4 Biggu 做了一个Margrita, 是黄色的那个， 他还想做个 Screaming Orgasm 没时间了.
..
lelehuhu 做了一个Long Beach Iced Tea, 是红色的那个, 她还想做个 Blow Job 没时
间了...
Yatou22 做了一个Aidos Motherfucker, 是蓝色的那个, 我还想做个 Wu Wu 没时间了.
...
这些是shaken drinks 和 shooters. 上次是high balls. |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 5 it's much easier for me to have clitoris orgasm, vaginal is very hard |
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r*******t
发帖数: 8550 | 7 Poor you. Around 20% asian women never experienced vaginal orgasms. |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 8 i dont think mastubation is 悲惨...
i get much stronger orgasm from my vibrator than from a real penis...
vibrator vibrates... penis does not... |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 9 who says u can't fool around when u have period.
plus, clitoris orgasm is sometimes much better than vaginal |
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C******e
发帖数: 750 | 10 早臭大街了。但一帮小将、五毛还在网上拼命假装orgasm，从不知反省自己。 |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 12 orgasm ni3 ge4 tou2! hai2 qu4 central park da3 fei1 ji1 me? |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 13 now that the movie is coming out, i see pictures of daniel craig a lot...
and every time i see his pics, they remind of me that really really handsome
metronorth train conductor...
he was really really hot... a younger, hotter, taller, tanner, sunnier, more
handsome version of daniel craig... u will hear groups of young chicks
giggle whenever he checks their tickets...
i used to see him at the 8.04pm train every day... i would take that train
even if i could leave work early. i would just get s... 阅读全帖 |
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t**********3
发帖数: 12623 | 14 They probably just never had an orgasm. |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 15 if one does not care about sex, or even maybe avert to sex, then there's no
such thing as 性福 to speak of.. i don't need sex to be 福. i have heart
orgasms to be 福 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 16 That is the sad reality of renting an apartment. And your only solution is
to move out.
A few years ago living in an apartment complex, one of our neighbors was a
white, middle aged couple of sexaholics, who sucumbed to their natural
instints more than once EVERY day. They basically SCREAMED to the top of
their voice at or near their orgasms. Luckily they slept during the normal night
hours, partially due to their need to recharge their body and mind. So we just
pretended that it was a repeat |
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p***e
发帖数: 1318 | 17 有些小将估计几天前估计连那个carl von xxxx是谁都不知道, 偷了个人名, google几
篇短文, 把wiki翻译一下, 裁剪几条"支持"的论据, 也不管原文论点, 也不需要知道历史背景,
加上我们党最拿手的"没理也要抢理的, 有理就是真理"的牛二文风, 厚着脸皮贴出来, 就把自己
当成占据道德制高点, 踩着全西方资本主义社会的虚伪性的小辫子而嘿嘿冷笑的思想家了.
俺觉得小将就是小将. 还是党妈怀抱里吃奶的赤子. 看看以下外交部发言人答记者问, 那才是真
正无招胜有招, 不需要google research, 不需要抄wiki, 完全是自产自销, 理直气壮,
颠到黑白, 指鹿为马的谎言. 共产党人这种吹牛不打草稿, 说慌不脸红冒汗的, 一如既往的,
大无畏的, "勇气"和"人格", 想必会让军版以及其他各板的小红卫兵们high到orgasm.
"问：12月10日，挪威诺贝尔委员会在奥斯陆举行了今年度诺贝尔和平奖颁奖仪式。中
方对此有何评论？Mitbbs.com
答：我们坚决反对任何国家、任何人利用诺和奖干涉中国内政，侵犯中国司法主权。这
一正义立场得到世界上100多个国家和重... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 21 I am getting tired of it. Don't Chinese learn science at schools, at all?
If you go to Americans' chat room, they don't say something like this.
Worse, a year ago, a Chinese woman in this bbs, apparently never having had
sex, described this expereicen as orgasm. Already I explained at the time.
Come on, read
rapid eye movement--a phase in sleep. |
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G**********e
发帖数: 11693 | 22 我来推荐一个，之前想专门发帖子说的，结果没时间，贴照片太花时间，还要先把照片
从手机整到电脑上稍微edit一下，再传网上copy url到帖子上，嫌麻烦不弄了～
这个地方叫叫，，，，叫什么来着。。。。。。ruggles green。。。。。。。哦～～
～～～超级超级好吃！用我一男闺蜜的话讲就是"orgasm in the mouth”。很organic
很环保，店内装修风格ambience很好。是cafe形式的就餐方式，但实际上还是有服务的
，因为工作人员全部都很热情，会主动看/问需不需要什么，然后去给我们拿，这样很
好，价格没因full service被plunge到很高，也不会被一堆服务人员围着不停被问一切
是否okay。在我看来，是很廉价吃到gourmet food的很好方式。前不久也去了号称
houston top几的餐厅，valvet parking only的，随便一吃俩人花200多还没喝wine呢
，比这个差老远老远了～绝对是我的top of the list！ |
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j*******o
发帖数: 38 | 23 hehehe, you really have too much time in your hands, don't you?. Most of
these people spend their days getting high gambling fake money or
displaying their macho talking tough online. Step away and let them enjoy
their orgasms, would you? |
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l****l
发帖数: 3394 | 24 2 minutes of pure orgasm for this commentator. |
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c******g
发帖数: 2323 | 25 Stupid fans got multi-orgasm during day dreaming. Should be another 30
season and rank 1 in everything |
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c******g
发帖数: 2323 | 26
Got orgasm form your best Lin fan buddy? |
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p********e
发帖数: 16048 | 28 似乎以前也有过 但没太注意 我最近学习了下ED和multiple orgasms的原理 |
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z********0
发帖数: 9013 | 29 顺着这个文章，找到一本书 “the 4-hour body"
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/030746363X?ie=UTF8&tag=offsito
这书有没有吹牛阿
YOU WILL LEARN (in less than 30 minutes each):
How to lose those last 5-10 pounds (or 100+ pounds) with odd combinations of
food and safe chemical cocktails.
* How to prevent fat gain while bingeing (X-mas, holidays, weekends)
* How to increase fat-loss 300% with a few bags of ice
* How Tim gained 34 pounds of muscle in 28 days, without steroids, and in
four hours of total gym time
* How to sl... 阅读全帖 |
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z********0
发帖数: 9013 | 30 顺着这个文章，找到一本书 “the 4-hour body"
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/030746363X?ie=UTF8&tag=offsito
这书有没有吹牛阿
YOU WILL LEARN (in less than 30 minutes each):
How to lose those last 5-10 pounds (or 100+ pounds) with odd combinations of
food and safe chemical cocktails.
* How to prevent fat gain while bingeing (X-mas, holidays, weekends)
* How to increase fat-loss 300% with a few bags of ice
* How Tim gained 34 pounds of muscle in 28 days, without steroids, and in
four hours of total gym time
* How to sl... 阅读全帖 |
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t*********r
发帖数: 1822 | 32 best way to get high ever! |
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z********0
发帖数: 9013 | 33 女版 workout for getting laid :D |
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t*********r
发帖数: 1822 | 35 you work out and you get high, perfect combination. |
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d*i
发帖数: 9453 | 36 一看到这种就怀疑是不是英国科学家写的..... |
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m*******r
发帖数: 13263 | 37 it was talking about women, ??? |
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j****1
发帖数: 15497 | 39 评论的第一条笑死我了
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb - 中文网站浏览器 |
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t*********r
发帖数: 1822 | 41 I was talking about women,too.... |
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d*i
发帖数: 9453 | 42 都是些什么研究表明，
每天运动23分钟可以减少心血管发病率百分之三十七点八之类 |
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J*******A
发帖数: 8401 | 43 亏你是学医的啊。。。
从生理学角度来看，不是受比较赚么？
prostate orgasm |
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H****t
发帖数: 2542 | 44 应红米要求，编几条。
Jets-Vikings: Favre Bowl.
Jets-Saints: 盾坚还是矛利。
Colts-Vikings: 4届MVP vs. 3届MVP。Master Card vs. Wrangler Jean.
Colts-Saints: 曼宁对他爸的球队。
If Jets win SB: 乳鸡教练+乳鸡QB+乳鸡RB, Virgin luck is unstoppable!!
If Saints win SB: 在卡特琳娜飓风后，人民政府重建家园在精神文明领域的重大胜利。
If Colts win SB: virgin coach + highly-experienced QB = orgasm!!
If Vikings win SB: Favre 4 president!!!! |
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z*i
发帖数: 58873 | 45 这个。。。。都可以吧。。。比如传说中男女orgasm的不同。。。
game |
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G***a
发帖数: 27294 | 48 看看这段
Orgasmic Intensity Scale
Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories
----我小时候特别爱看海明威，对他那句“当我爱你的时候，大地都在震动”印象非常
深。
大地震动，原来只有３０卡而已。。。。哈哈哈 |
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l******l
发帖数: 2679 | 49 内侧那个酸阿......爽的我！
这个不是纯玩笑，看来LZ是体会到了在女生中较可能出现的那elusive的所谓运动高潮
（exercise induced orgasm），以至于流连忘返，欲罢不能，造成严重肌肉过度疲劳
损伤（这个绝对不是DOMS)。
骑马需要大腿内侧用力，努力地夹，这部分的交感神经丰富，经受较长时间强刺激，容
易trigger，也不奇怪。
不过，一些跃跃欲试却没有马骑的女生也不要太失望，据一些专家的研究表明，一些女
生在双杠上撑着做抬腿动作也会有得到trigger（LLD，难怪俺的极目中这个器械老给女
生占着），还有些女生会在长跑中体验到。
在运动中得到快乐，是一件美事，不是什么羞辱。寓教于乐，寓动于乐，何其不为？ |
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r*******1
发帖数: 2026 | 50 这个..这个......真的是淫者见淫阿
那个....真不是高潮了........不过，以后等我发达了，再去骑，一定努力学习体会ls
说的exercise induced orgasm
你那个双杠...hanging leg raises？那不是core吗？
各位mm们loopkill说的实在是技术性太高，想high的，咱还是回家找bf做点免费的骑马
活动来的快 |
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