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m*****e
发帖数: 4193
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来自主题: Joke版 - Don't Shave That Hair!
Don’t Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you,
that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me
having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a
matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that
tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my
asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had... 阅读全帖
s*******t
发帖数: 838
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老外最近一个很火的文章,翻译版
千万!不要!刮! 你的肛毛!!!!
最近我犯下了人生中最大的一个错误!!!!
现在把经验告诉大家,希望大家能从中吸取教训!!!
这一切都要从我拉便便的问题开始说起!!!
不,你想错了,实际上,我并没有便秘!!!
只是在技术上的排便问题而已!!
我的肛毛太长太浓密了,每次拉便便总有一些沾在毛上面!!!
这些残便粘的很牢,这让我非常不爽!!!!!!
我必须用纸清理我的肛毛!!!
但这是个技术活!!!
因为看不见我的屁屁,清理肛毛的时候经常会把屁屁其他地方弄脏!!
还有一个方法是用很多纸把整个屁股仔细擦一遍!!!!
这样做的后果是纸用得太多我家马桶经常会被厕纸堵住!!!!
这个问题困扰我很久!!!!!
经过深思熟虑以后,我想到了一个好点子!!!!
这是老子的屁股老子的肛毛!!!我的地盘我做主!!!!
为什么不把肛毛刮了呢????
这样我的大便不就可以流畅排放了吗!!!!
我脑子里不禁浮现出金黄色的啤酒从酒桶里潺潺流出的美丽景象!!!!!
但后来的事实证明,这是一个非常错误的傻B想法!!!
那天晚上,我坐在毛巾上,开始用廉价的一次性剃刀刮我的肛毛!!!!
我要小... 阅读全帖
g********0
发帖数: 6201
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: TravisBickle (Travis), 信区: Military
标 题: 研究解密黑女肥胖之谜:出汗就得洗头没法运动
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Dec 20 09:06:22 2012, 美东)
黑女的发型一般是做好几个礼拜几个月不洗的,把头发用chemical做成小卷再编成上百
个小辫在一般salon要耗时三小时花费120-150刀。动两步一出汗可就全毁了。你们谁在
学校gym里见过黑女?
Hair Concerns May Discourage Exercise for Some Black Women
December 17, 2012 By Alan Mozes
For black women, a desire to protect expensive and often fragile hairstyles
can be a barrier to exercise, new research suggests.
The finding is gleaned from responses to... 阅读全帖
x****o
发帖数: 21566
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来自主题: Joke版 - 十一皮笑话 -- 黄色歌曲
有人发帖说,觉得张惠妹那句『我只有不停的要,要到你想逃』无法直视,大家纷纷表
示还有王菲的『我们一起颤抖,会更明白,什么叫温柔』、燕姿的『还记得你在背后,
也记得我颤抖着,记得感觉汹涌』、王力宏的『花田里犯了错』等。朋友看了之后说,
西游记主题曲也很黄暴啊,一上来就是『你跳着蛋』……
有一个聪明的化学老师是这么启发学生记金属活动性顺序表的。 钾,钙,钠,镁,铝
; 锌,铁,锡,铅,氢; 铜,汞,银,铂,金…… 由于太难背,于是教学生背了一
个口诀:捡,个,大,美,女; 身,体,细,纤,轻; 总,共,一,百,斤
今天在楼下碰到了一个百年老人,看他一个人在那孤独的坐着,就上去问:“大爷,你
为什么不去和门口那些大爷去下象棋呢?” 结果那大爷说:“跟那些六七十岁的小屁
孩有啥好玩的!”
孟姜女得知丈夫在修长城的时候累死了,尸骨埋在了长城里。她没有见到丈夫最后一面
很是难过,拍着长城失声痛哭地大喊道:“挖掘技术哪家强?!”
先生您英文水平的瓶颈是您的中文水平
刚刚看到“itch”这个词,不认识,果断查字典,终于知道itch是痒的意思。嗯,现在
连 Bitch 的真正含义都恍然大悟了。
iOS8... 阅读全帖
E**c
发帖数: 713
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来自主题: Joke版 - 一些笑话 - 万圣节
个个都忙着过万圣节。其实告诉你们:卸了妆,天天都是万圣节
“日”的意思是做*爱,“曰”的意思是讲话。这说明瘦的时候会有性生活,胖了就注
定只是个叨逼。
第一次相亲,吃完晚饭结账后,我从钱包里掏出了一个套套在她面前晃了晃,她开口说
:“呀,不行,这太快了。”于是我放慢了速度晃。
早上,老婆对我说:“老公,你总是说梦话,去医院检查一下吧?”我一听立马拒绝了
,这怎么能去医院治,要是治好了,我在家里唯一的发言权就没了。
和同事聊天,一个男同事说喜欢屁股大的女生,众爷们表示赞同,突然一个女同事说喜
欢屁股大的男生,问其原因——屁股大惯性大
老师:现在问题来了。。。
小明:学挖掘机那家强?
老师:闭嘴!等我说完!有什么东西把名字反过来就是他的用途?比如:牙刷, 刷牙!
小明:奶罩!
老师:滚出去!
小明去商店买TT,问有无黑色的,商店老板问他为何非要黑色的TT,小明一脸沉重地说
,隔壁老王刚去世了,我去看他遗孀,黑色显得庄重。
有一天,女神给我讲了一个她的故事:有天她在网吧看到了一个屌丝在玩LOL,于是女
神就问他要不要玩一个世界上最好玩的游戏?然后屌丝就怒了。拍案而起!“有什么游
戏比LOL好... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Joke版 - 当老师教汉语很难吗?
成语新解
1)低三下四
较音:design chance
释义:谋划一个机会,当你想要得到一个机会的时候,就要向对方怎么样呢?RICH连声
说明白明白。
2)东施效颦
较音:dance shopping
释义:跳着舞去shopping,给人的感觉是什么呢?RICH说是a good idea,我说nonono。
后来经提示他终于想起我教给他的一句北京话shaB,我说yesyes。
3)千军万马
较音:changing warmer
释义:当千多个human和万来匹horse挤在一起会怎么样呢?RICH说会很难受,我告诉他
会很暖和,他说有道理。后来他记住了这个成语的发音,当问他意思时,他却告诉我很
多人很多马挤在一起取暖。我差点当场晕倒,这不能不说是我教育工作中的一个败笔。
4)万恶淫为首
较音:while in well show
释义:这个词实在很难解释,我也伤透了脑筋。最后只有用译法让RICH明白,当你IN的
时候,你还把它当成well show,所以说胡乱地xxxx是最evil的。RICH说他能明白我的
意思,可他不赞同我的说法。人都性解放几十年了,我还跟他说这个,这不找啐嘛。
... 阅读全帖
U******u
发帖数: 5829
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来自主题: Biology版 - 力刀新年贺词: 为CMG服务
shyj: 我的考版match路--以此文纪念在美国逝去的10年青春
http://mitbbs.com/pc/pccon_2289_t379_150975.html
发信人: shyj (baobao), 信区: MedicalCareer
标 题: 我的考版match路-以此文纪念在美国逝去的10年青春 (很长很罗嗦,慎入!)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Apr 3 17:31:55 2010, 美东)
Match的结果终于尘埃落定,周1等电邮的时候非常紧张,因为成败就在此了,虽然一直
告诉自己,今年只是热热身,成败都可以接受,但到真的揭晓的时候,还是很紧张,毕
竟一旦卷入其中就身不由己,何况自己也还是有所付出。到周4等match program的时候
虽然也有点紧张,但程度已经大大减少,1个原因是毕竟match上才是头等大事,去哪里
尚在其次,还有1个原因是心理还是有所准备了,虽然希望留在home school,但直觉告
诉我恐怕是非常困难了,在我rank list上第二位的program应该就是我要去的地方,果
不其然。经过几天的等待,发现果然是要搬家了。
对于我... 阅读全帖
d*********n
发帖数: 18
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this one of my CS protocols, hope can help whoever going to take the test, I
don’t need any more.
not perfect, but good to figure out diagnosis, should not miss the diagnosis
,
do not need to ask all questions , must adjust base the case,
if better ideas, pleas modify to make easier for people who may need
Amenorrhea
Mental check list:
Pregnancy,
hyperprolatinemia,
hypothyroidism,
PCOS,
premature menopause,
depression
asheman syndrome,
anorexia nervosa,
strenuous exercise
Patricia Garrison, a 36... 阅读全帖
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Link:
http://www.amazon.com/Aveeno-Active-Naturals-Moisturizing-18-Ou
Amazon is offering Aveeno Active Naturals Daily Moisturizing Lotion, 18-
Ounce Pump (Pack of 2) for $11.47 with free shipping aftering subcribe and
save. Price was $16.39 - 15% subscribe and save discount & another 15% when
entering code 2OIIRESO during checkout. Theres other Aveeno products that
offer same discounts.
Aveeno 1% Hydrocortisone Anti-Itch Cream, Maximum Strength, 1-Ounce Tubes (
Pack of 4):
http://www.amazon.com... 阅读全帖
y********o
发帖数: 1588
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来自主题: _pennystock版 - INCY Approved,hehe
FDA Approves Incyte`s Jakafi (ruxolitinib) for Patients with Myelofibrosis <
INCY.O>
http://pdf.reuters.com/htmlnews/8knews.asp?i=43059c3bf0e37541&u
http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20111116006131/en
- First and Only FDA-Approved Treatment For Potentially Life-Threatening
Blood
Cancer
- Product Available Next Week; Incyte Establishes Comprehensive Patient
Assistance Program
- Conference Call Scheduled, Today at 12:30 PM ET
WILMINGTON, Del.--(Business Wire)--
Incyte Corporation (Nasdaq: INCY... 阅读全帖
o***s
发帖数: 42149
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玛丽莲·梦露
玛丽莲·梦露(Marilyn Monroe)在1955年《七年之痒》(The Seven Year Itch)电影中所穿的白色洋装,日前在洛杉矶一场拍卖会上以460万美元售出。
台湾“中央社”援引美国有线电视新闻网(CNN)报导,梦露这件洋装原本是女演员戴比·雷诺兹(Debbie Reynolds)收藏超过40年的电影纪念珍品之一。日前,梦露这件经典洋装在某拍卖会上以460万美元售出,拍卖结束时,79岁的戴比·雷诺兹泪流满面。
据了解,戴比·雷诺原本希望将这些收藏品安置于博物馆内,但计划却从未实现。
她其他的珍品包括伊丽莎白·泰勒(Elizabeth Taylor)演《埃及艳后》(Cleopatra)时戴的头饰,卓别林(Charlie Chaplin)的圆顶礼帽,电影《音乐之声》(The Sound of Music)中朱莉·安德鲁斯(Julie Andrews)弹奏的吉他。
拍卖公司“历史档案”(Profiles in History)曾预估这件洋装会以约200万美元售出。
据报道,买下这件洋装的得标者透过电话竞标,身份不明。
梦露在《绅士爱金发美人》(Gentleme... 阅读全帖
b******7
发帖数: 733
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It looks like HAE. So many Mongolian Doctors in China.
Hereditary angioedema, or HAE, is a rare disease of the immune system,
affecting an estimated 1 in 10,000 to 1 in 50,000 people around the world.
HAE causes attacks of spontaneous swelling that are often painful and severe
. The most common locations of HAE attacks are the:
Hands
Feet
Face
Genitals
Abdomen
Larynx (throat)
Defining Hereditary Angioedema (HAE)
HAE is called "hereditary" because it is caused by a genetic defect that is
passed t... 阅读全帖
L*****s
发帖数: 24744
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BITCH=B+ITCH..懂?
h*******g
发帖数: 2201
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来自主题: History版 - 战车到骑兵的发展
For some people western asses have to be licked in every possible way
otherwise their rosebuds itch to death.
c*******9
发帖数: 9032
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来自主题: History版 - 早期的语言都是综合语吗?
Shabby:sb bitch:b+itch 这种词太多
t***e
发帖数: 3601
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”“新中国没有一个教育家,而民国时期的教育家灿若
星海。” that dosen't sounds like a 耶鲁校长's word. His balls must be
itching from idling to knowing chinese 教育家 during 民国.
X*******8
发帖数: 3895
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刚才看有人在“请教一个转基因问题”,故把下面一篇文章转过来,没有翻译,有兴趣
的自己看吧。
http://www.holistichealthsecrets.com/alternativehealth/genetica
modified-foods-healthy-to-eat/
Are Genetically Modified Foods Healthy to Eat?
July 14th, 2009adminLeave a commentGo to comments
The topic of Genetically Modified Food (GMOs) can be confusing. On one side
we have big Pharma
companies touting studies that show that Genetically Modified Food is
perfectly safe for consumption. On
the other hand, we have wholistic health groups and speakers s... 阅读全帖
X*******8
发帖数: 3895
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读读这个吧,没有翻译,有兴趣
的自己看吧。AAEM的人你不因该叫民科了吧?另外,谁把我关于先锋分类的贴删了?每
必要这么害怕吧?
http://www.holistichealthsecrets.com/alternativehealth/genetica
modified-foods-healthy-to-eat/
Are Genetically Modified Foods Healthy to Eat?
July 14th, 2009adminLeave a commentGo to comments
The topic of Genetically Modified Food (GMOs) can be confusing. On one side
we have big Pharma
companies touting studies that show that Genetically Modified Food is
perfectly safe for consumption. On
the other hand, we have wholistic health gr... 阅读全帖
s**********a
发帖数: 3273
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来自主题: Military版 - 美国政府会救两房债卷吗?
I suggest you read newspapers before being so smart. Actually you have
been as smart as the government -- they have tried exactly the same
things, they have even tried to cut principal directly. But they have
realized that it's nothing more than scratching itch. It didn't solve any problem
.
t*******e
发帖数: 207
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来自主题: Military版 - 不知真假zz
火星lz,给你个完整版
1.我发育比较早大概是初中一年级然后就从某种渠道学会了打灰机……然后小时候感觉
这个特别邪恶,每次都有一股强烈的内疚感挥之不去,然后为了心里好受点就让自己定
下规矩每次打后都要背一百个英语单词。。。然后现在高三。。。我是英语类保送生。
。。。
2.学习英文单词,发现itch是“痒”的意思,于是刹那间豁然开朗,我明白bitch的真
正含义了。
3.昨晚半夜2点,我迷迷糊糊想起个事,摸起电话开始打,拨错了号码, 通了我一听彩
铃不对,我一看是打错了,我就挂掉了 今天早上5点30分左右,该号码打来电话 我一
看是我昨晚拨错的那个号,我就没接挂掉了,上午8点30分,第一个短信 来了,问:你
是谁?为什么半夜给我打电话?我当时在开车,没回! 20分钟后,第二个短信来了问
:是你吗?你是不是还是忘不了我?还在开车, 笑了半天没回,下午2点左右,电话打
进来了,我挂了没接,2分钟后,短信又 来了,内容如下:昨晚他在家,我没给你回,
你生气了?我也忘不了你,如果 你还爱我,就给我回个电话!我实在怕出事,回了个
电话,我告诉她是我昨晚 打错了,她说:你SB啊大半夜还能打错...
... 阅读全帖
p******u
发帖数: 14642
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来自主题: Military版 - 不知真假zz
bitch就是b很itch的,lol
s**********3
发帖数: 11
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来自主题: Military版 - all u fashion cunts
发信人: beefcurtain0 (我的情人死了), 信区: Fashion
标 题: all u fashion cunts
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 28 13:45:15 2011, 美东)
reading that 古天乐真的爱滋了吗 thread makes me want to vomit!
all u fashion despicable cunts are the lowest of low trashes! i hope all ur
cunts get herpies and itches every day! and the next dick that u suck and
fuck will give u aids! and the aids doctor that u see will mutilate ur cunt!
t***h
发帖数: 5601
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以下转载来自于:
http://www.top81.net/show.php?f=1&t=1187129&m=8837986
前几天英国首都伦敦及其他各大城市发生了严重的打砸抢烧暴乱,官方称整个暴乱中有
4名平民死亡。我兄弟哥们的二大爷在伦敦斯坦福桥区火葬场工作,他说绝对不是4,拉
来一百多平民尸体,都烧了。英国5人死亡就算是特大事故,影响当事地区主政官员升
迁,所以只报4。真相永远不会公布的,当地人还说失踪了几百个,当天晚上市民法克.
卡梅伦大爷还说他看见倒下来的是好几排民众,还有一位穿制服的军警也死了,但现场
被封锁,散步的不许靠近现场。人呢?强烈要求公布所有名单。
These days London, the capital of the Great Britain and other metropolitans
were ruined by violent riots, in which the authorities announced 4 deaths of
civilians. However, the second uncle of my bro’s bro, serv... 阅读全帖
P*****t
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Customers hit by pepper spray at Wal-Mart describe scene of chaos
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/11/at-wal-mart-peppe
Shoppers went to the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch on Thursday night for the
Black Friday sale but instead were caught in a pepper-spray attack by a
woman who authorities said was "competitive shopping"Matthew Lopez went to
the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch on Thursday night for the Black Friday sale but
instead was caught in a pepper-spray attack by a woman who authorities sai... 阅读全帖
w*********g
发帖数: 30882
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经济尚能维持的时候尚且彼此把对方当罪犯。经济崩溃的时候估计就不把别人当人类了。
==================================================================
Customers hit by pepper spray at Wal-Mart describe scene of chaos
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/11/at-wal-mart-peppe
Shoppers went to the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch on Thursday night for the
Black Friday sale but instead were caught in a pepper-spray attack by a
woman who authorities said was "competitive shopping"Matthew Lopez went to
the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch on Thursday nig... 阅读全帖
s**n
发帖数: 930
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希拉里——bitch et B itch
h******e
发帖数: 105
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来自主题: Military版 - 肝炎可致皮肤瘙痒,这个真的有
皮肤瘙痒作为肝炎的常见症状之一,网上一搜一大片,且是广泛性痒,真的说不出哪里
痒,主要是胆红素刺激皮肤导致的。
疥疮是寄生虫导致的皮肤病,被疥螨叮咬的地方出现明显的丘疹,很容易定位。
Hepatitis may start and get better quickly (acute hepatitis), or cause long-
term disease (chronic hepatitis). In some instances, it may lead to liver
damage, liver failure, or even liver cancer.
How severe hepatitis is depends on many factors, including the cause of the
liver damage and any illnesses you have. Hepatitis A, for example, is
usually short-term and does not lead to chronic liver problems.
Th... 阅读全帖
b*******s
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USADA to strip Lance Armstrong of 7 Tour titles
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/lance-armstrong-faces-big-decision
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- With stunning swiftness, the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency
said Thursday night it will strip Lance Armstrong of his unprecedented seven
Tour de France titles after he dropped his fight against drug charges that
threatened his legacy as one of the greatest cyclists of all time.
Travis Tygart, USADA's chief executive, said Armstrong would also be hit
with a lifetime ban o... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 餐馆顾客被服务生指称为肥妹
下次该往汤水里吐痰了
The dinner bill for three friends at Chilly D's Restaurant stung, but it
wasn't the price - printed on the top of the receipt were the words "Fat
Girls".
"I got the bill, I was looking at bill [and] I was like, 'Why does this
receipt say 'fat girls?'" customer Christine Duran said.
The friends had dined out at the Stockton, Calif., restaurant, which is a
part of the Cameo Casino Restaurant, on Thursday. The bill lists charges for
three tri-tips with fries and three sodas, for a total ... 阅读全帖
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寄信人: dollyparton2 (dollyparton)
标 题: Re: 勇于改错,才能让中国共产党重获威望 王 铮 zt
发信站: 未名空间 (Thu Jan 10 13:02:55 2013)
来 源: 129.
sb.
had she were in mao's cultural fuckedup, she would have been gang raped by
criminals, her throat cut open, and killed in a humiliating manner, by the
ccp thugs.
nowadays, ccp thugs spend more energy on fucking the shitizen's teenager
daughters and granddaughters than fucking each other in the name of
revolution.
one thing is for sure. 王铮 pu c is itching...she needs a ccp-brand v... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 一个大学同学出轨了
用脚指头都想得出是B itch了
其实洋文词汇也是蛮博大精深的
b*****d
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【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
发信人: Dua (Dua), 信区: Biology
标 题: 这人比陆俊更牛了,把自己名字PS到Nature paper上去了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Apr 19 00:16:31 2013, 美东)
新乡医学院药学院院长涉嫌多件学术造假
http://news.sciencenet.cn/htmlnews/2013/4/276959.shtm
上图为陈宙峰在《自然》杂志上发表的论文,下图为疑似被杨俊添加了自己名字的论文。
■本报记者 冯丽妃 唐凤
已发表的论文竟然被“偷”了!近期,美国圣路易斯华盛顿大学麻醉系教授陈宙峰居然
碰到这么一件不可思议的事儿。
一开始收到匿名检举人发来的邮件,陈宙峰还觉得是天方夜谭。然而,事实却让他不得
不信。
匿名检举邮件称,河南新乡医学院药学院现任院长杨俊把陈宙峰曾经发表在《自然》杂
志上的一篇文章“PS”上自己的名字后,附在其简历中,牟取利益。且有确切材料为证。
真有如此剽窃之人?震惊之余,出于好奇,陈宙峰在接下来的一个多月中,利用自己的
空暇时间对杨俊的信息作了些搜集。
在此过程... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 经济学人:习近平和中国梦
Xi Jinping and the Chinese dream
The vision of China’s new president should serve his people, not a
nationalist state
N 1793 a British envoy, Lord Macartney, arrived at the court of the Chinese
emperor, hoping to open an embassy. He brought with him a selection of gifts
from his newly industrialising nation. The Qianlong emperor, whose country
then accounted for about a third of global GDP, swatted him away: “Your
sincere humility and obedience can clearly be seen,” he wrote to King
George III, ... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 惊讶于德国人的英语能力
这是Shorter Oxford American English Dictionary第五版列出的与德语或者日耳曼语
相关的英语词根或词汇。
-at, suffix2. + -dom, suffix. + -ed, suffix1. + -ed, suffix2. + -en, suffix1
+ -en, suffix2 + -en, suffix5 + -en, suffix6 + -er, suffix1. + -er, suffix3
. + -er, suffix5. + -est, suffix1. + -est, suffix2. + -et, suffix2. + -eth,
suffix1. + -hood, suffix. + -ing, suffix1. + -ing, suffix3. + -ish, suffix1.
+ -kin, suffix. + -le, suffix1 + -le, suffix3 + -less, suffix. + -ling,
suffix1. + -ling, suffix2 + -ly, suffix1. + -ly, s... 阅读全帖
m**c
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来自主题: Military版 - goodeggs们都被我们消灭了
你的asshole itch现在怎样了,要我给你继续诊断治疗?
w********g
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check this out
What is urine therapy?
The basic definition of "urine therapy" is using (your own) urine internally
or externally as a way to aid or sustain your heath. Urine therapy, which
includes drinking, injecting, massaging with-, and/or bathing in- urine, is
an ancient practice that is used today, not only in times of sickness, but
also in times of good health for preventive health maintenance. It has been
claimed to have proven helpful in a great number of varying illnesses,
ranging from ... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 对付女bitch就一个法子最管用
下弦月完美的诠释了英语婊子BITCH这个词的含义:ITCH就是痒的意思,BITCH就是屄痒。
h***w
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下弦月完美的诠释了英语婊子BITCH这个词的含义:ITCH就是痒的意思,BITCH就是屄痒
m**********e
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过敏性疱疹
你不看医生完全无法在美帝的otc药物中找到方案,美帝的otc可的松都是joke
可以买祖国的屁眼瓶
http://www.ebay.com/itm/999-PiYan-Ping-Itch-Relief-Ointment-Cre
或者大日本帝国的超级无比高
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mopiko-S-Ointment-Extra-Strength-18g-/2
w*p
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http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hemorrhoids/basic
By age 50, about half of adults have had to deal with the itching,
discomfort and bleeding that can signal the presence of hemorrhoids.
q*******n
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来自主题: Military版 - 又惹上了疥螨
这个人的治螨经历也好笑:
Ivermectin and a hair dryer cured my scabies after one full year! I tried
everything else; cleaned house and cars from top to bottom, dusted
everything with DE (diatomaceous earth), sealed unused clothes in plastic
bags, high heat washer and dryer, permethrin cream several weeks in a row,
hot sauce, hydrogen peroxide; you name it! I spent thousands on permethrin
cream and ivermectin pills. Nothing worked! I took horse paste Ivermectin in
a ratio with my body weight, bought industria... 阅读全帖
q*******n
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来自主题: Military版 - 又惹上了疥螨
这个人用牙膏治好了螨:
However unconventional, this worked for me for scabies. I had several bites
that were not concentrated in one particular area (a few here, a few there).
As soon as I saw one, I'd pop the pustule and swab it with alcohol. Then
smother it in toothpaste and cover with a Band-Aid. The toothpaste stung a
bit. Doing this helped relieve itching and smothered the mite. I kept this
up while treating and haven't had any additional issues.
b********n
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来自主题: Military版 - 勇敢的小茴香
Ouch ! My balls itch?

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不是洁癖啊。如果前面一个有jock itch之类的是会传染的。真菌感染很麻烦的。
d******r
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pussy itch le
lol
b********n
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来自主题: Military版 - 坐看美国捅马蜂窝
The last time the US Army took on the Chinese they lost their ass. I do not
think the Chinese will allow the destruction of N. Korea. The US has been
just itching for a war,,,any war,,, conventional,, nuclear its government
cares less. This will NOT be a Iraq or Afghanistan. The US got there asses
routed from Vietnam. Asians have a different view when being invaded.
Like Korea in 1950 China has already warned. The S. Koreans are risking
annihilation. The US is risking incineration. I can only ho... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 有老婆有娃的将军们来说说
月さんの7年のitch, ハハハッ
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