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P**6
发帖数: 4699
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来自主题: SanDiego版 - 房东这样做过分吗?
怎么还有人认为租户要付折旧费?折旧是不能算在租户身上的。那是正常的wear and
tear。你不能说租户搬进去时地毯是新的,两年后租户搬走,他要付这两年的折旧费。
好像IRS规定的地毯的折旧年限是五年。这是作为报税用的时间段。很多人也用这个作
为地毯的折旧年限。
如果租户有损坏地毯或者造成地毯不可逆的污渍,租户要付一定的赔偿。赔偿金额是基
于除去折旧后的地毯的价值。
Tenants often leave carpets in worse condition than when they moved in. The
question often arises as to whether or not the landlord can charge the
tenant for cleaning, repairing or replacing the carpet. The answer depends
on many variables.
Normal Wear and Tear
A landlord cannot charge a tenant damages for normal... 阅读全帖
P**6
发帖数: 4699
2
来自主题: SanDiego版 - 房东这样做过分吗?
怎么还有人认为租户要付折旧费?折旧是不能算在租户身上的。那是正常的wear and
tear。你不能说租户搬进去时地毯是新的,两年后租户搬走,他要付这两年的折旧费。
好像IRS规定的地毯的折旧年限是五年。这是作为报税用的时间段。很多人也用这个作
为地毯的折旧年限。
如果租户有损坏地毯或者造成地毯不可逆的污渍,租户要付一定的赔偿。赔偿金额是基
于除去折旧后的地毯的价值。
Tenants often leave carpets in worse condition than when they moved in. The
question often arises as to whether or not the landlord can charge the
tenant for cleaning, repairing or replacing the carpet. The answer depends
on many variables.
Normal Wear and Tear
A landlord cannot charge a tenant damages for normal... 阅读全帖
m*****i
发帖数: 1222
3
来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - Court: CA gay-marriage ban is unconstitutional
U fxxking Liberal is trying to convert our kids into gay just like
what you did in MA
It's your ugly mother who gave a birth to you
Ur father didn't fxxk another gay's asshole to Pull out the lump of feces like you

decent
l*****g
发帖数: 685
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你觉得真的是英国记者写的?
给你看看英文(或者 Chinglish) 原文:
Thank God, the Chinese give up 2026
2010-11-15 10:07
When you hear the Chinese people to give up bid to host the 2026 World Cup
news, I tears, my hands over his head, knelt towards the East, and the body
fell to the ground, shivering thank God.
I think not just me, the whole of London, the whole of Great Britain, the
whole world sigh of relief. In the next 20 years, as long as Chinese people
do not shot the scene experts, the entire Milky Way will no longer... 阅读全帖
s*y
发帖数: 18644
5
确实不象报纸上的文章,但也绝对不是chinglish
wsn们只会用sh*t不会用feces

body
people
called
A*********r
发帖数: 2115
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Not because 卫生习惯, but because getting in contact with bacteria is
inevitable when you are working with feces everyday.
Have u been fishing in the ocean before? Any food will get eaten in a matter
of seconds, at most minutes by scores of hungry fish and crabs. They don't
have a chance to eat rotten food. Nothing is spared in the ocean.
On the other hand, there are plenty of rotten food in fresh water.

Organic
人。
S**********s
发帖数: 4534
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - 为啥不用水泥做子弹?
Why not use goat turd? a stenchful welcoming to the infidels....and suicide
vest loaded with dynamite and feces! That oughta make a statement. Allahu
ackbar!
t****t
发帖数: 610
8
来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - 突然想养一只德国牧羊犬
Forget to mention that pure breed German Shepard is susceptible to hip
dysplasia.
Be prepared to clean up dog urine and feces. For big dogs, one pee could be
a flood. The urine smell is very difficult to remove, if not handle promptly
, because it soaks into the underlay or subfloor . I washed my carpet
several times and there is one spot that always smells bad.
g*********t
发帖数: 132
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来自主题: loseweight版 - BBC-how to be slim/the truth about food
给大家发两个bbc的关于减肥养生的
how to be slim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sSm1dWjMGeM
要点有:
1. 吃蛋白质,能满足satiety
2. 吃含钙高的,不利于油脂的吸收,会随feces排出
(注意:个人认为不是安全的,摄入过多的钙,容易肾结石,听说比生孩子还痛苦,虽
然本人都没有经历过,不能准确说哪一个更痛苦,而且还有一系列副作用,请斟酌&#
8943;⋯)
3. 吃小份食物,人容易给多少吃多少
4. 意识到自己已经吃了多少,有了心理负担,相对就不会吃那么多,所以要keep
diary
5. 喝汤,流质储存在胃里的时间较长
the truth about food-how to stay young and beautiful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMC-D7uu3L8&feature=player_detailpage
不一一总结了,只记得tomato好处大大的,极好的antioxidant,强化皮肤,弱化皱纹
暂... 阅读全帖
e*******e
发帖数: 812
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来自主题: Outdoors版 - Treating Water
http://www.gorp.com/gorp/activity/hiking/skills/watertrt.htm
Here's the scoop on water: It's no longer safe to drink water straight out of
a river, a stream—or even a pond. That's because in recent years, backcountry
parasites such as Giardia Lamblia and Cryptosporidium have set up shop in our
wild places, traveling from mammalian intestines to pristine-looking streams
through feces. Other contaminants include pesticides and herbicides.
The simple fact is this: If you don't treat backcountry wat
a***n
发帖数: 584
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【 以下文字转载自 Travel 讨论区 】
发信人: pinklj (aqua), 信区: Travel
标 题: Yosemite National Park officials shut 91 cabins
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 30 17:05:17 2012, 美东)
FRESNO, Calif. — Yosemite National Park officials have indefinitely closed
91 cabins at the center of a probe into the deaths of two people from a
mouse-borne virus.
Officials say the double-walled design of the cabins made it easy for mice
to nest between the walls.
Over the past three weeks, two people have died of hantavirus pulmonary
syndro... 阅读全帖
M*******r
发帖数: 165
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来自主题: Outdoors版 - 户外上大号
backpack camping真的有必要带feces袋子打包带走吗?国内论坛都说就地挖坑解决。
要不要买那种便携的toilet?
S*******t
发帖数: 174
13
Oh I am sorry I forgot, you are the one with the feces fetish. No thanks.
B****a
发帖数: 1526
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http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/08/us-grizzly-yellowston
Grizzly roams free after fatal Yellowstone mauling
By Ruffin Prevost
CODY, Wyoming | Fri Jul 8, 2011 12:21am EDT
(Reuters) - The female grizzly bear that attacked and killed a hiker when
apparently startled with two cubs will be allowed to continue roaming free
in Yellowstone National Park after officials determined the animal had acted
to protect its young.
A probe of Wednesday's fatal bear mauling, the first in Yellowstone since
1... 阅读全帖
p****j
发帖数: 4762
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FRESNO, Calif. — Yosemite National Park officials have indefinitely closed
91 cabins at the center of a probe into the deaths of two people from a
mouse-borne virus.
Officials say the double-walled design of the cabins made it easy for mice
to nest between the walls.
Over the past three weeks, two people have died of hantavirus pulmonary
syndrome after staying in one of the so-called “Signature” cabins. Another
person is confirmed ill and one more likely has the virus that kills 36
percent of th... 阅读全帖
L******k
发帖数: 2945
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来自主题: TVGame版 - 阿尔法协议 (Alpha Protocol) 体验
看review好像雷了:
Destructoid (2/10): "Alpha Protocol, to its slim credit, has its basis in
noble and ambitious ideas, and those ideas are even well executed on the
whole. However, while the ambitious stuff hits the mark, the bog standard
gameplay has suffered beyond measure. You can build the most magnificent
castle in the world, but if the foundations are made out of wet feces,
everything's going to crumble and fall apart before your very eyes. Alpha
Protocol is a castle that's collapsed in crap.
d**********e
发帖数: 134
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来自主题: Weightlifting版 - Re: 可以讨论增肥吗?
Google了一下,还真是如你所说:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indole
"It occurs naturally in human feces and has an intense fecal odor. At very
low concentrations, however, it has a flowery smell, and is a constituent of
many flower scents (such as orange blossoms) and perfumes."
比如茉莉花油含有2.5%的吲哚。

据说有种东西叫吲哚,浓度很低的时候香,浓度高的时候却很臭,是这样的么?
w**j
发帖数: 2046
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you can buy some free cow feces from farmers ah!
w**j
发帖数: 2046
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来自主题: gardening版 - HOUSTON地区今天领鸡粪
free feces?
l*********d
发帖数: 21519
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来自主题: gardening版 - 你们的成功我没能复制
The human feces is better than chick manure.
w********9
发帖数: 8613
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老人是对的吧?
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/human-urine-is-an-effective-
fertilizer/
Unlike feces, which can carry bacteria like salmonella and E. coli, urine
poses no health risks
The nutrients in urine are also in just the right form for plants to drink
them up, says Håkan Jönsson, a researcher at the Swedish
University of Agricultural Sciences in Uppsala who was not involved in the
beet study but has researched urine recycling for over 15 years. Food gives
us nutrients like n... 阅读全帖
w********9
发帖数: 8613
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我还是把前面引用的<科学美国人>里的文章全部发过来吧。
Human Urine Is Shown to Be an Effective Agricultural Fertilizer
Researchers say our liquid waste not only promotes plant growth as well as
industrial mineral fertilizers, but also would save energy used on sewage
treatment
By Mara Grunbaum on July 23, 2010 37
The beets Surendra Pradhan and Helvi Heinonen-Tanski grew were perfectly
lovely: round and hefty; with their skin a rich burgundy; their flavor sweet
and faintly earthy, like the dirt from which they came. Unles... 阅读全帖
b*s
发帖数: 82482
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 英文“抬杠”怎么说? (转载)
帮你查字典吧:
韦伯斯特:
相关的释义有两个:
anal:
弗洛伊德的学术定义
a : of, relating to, characterized by, or being the stage of psychosexual
development in psychoanalytic theory which follows the oral stage and during
which the child is concerned especially with its feces
普通说法
b : of, relating to, characterized by, or being personality traits (as
parsimony, meticulousness, and ill humor) considered typical of fixation at
the anal stage of development
中文就是,不苟言笑,小气,拘谨,过分仔细……

你又理解错误了。口语... 阅读全帖
b*s
发帖数: 82482
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 那年夏天,从北京到香港
To be fair, there is no direct evidence that mastodons actually ate honey
locust bark. Someone now has to look carefully through the petrified
mastodon feces samples stored at museums around the area and find honey
locust fruit in the gut of a long-dead mastodon. Such a finding, as the
lawyers say, would be persuasive. Robinson says he has access to a large
mastodon sample, and with admirable enthusiasm, is planning to take a close
look sometime soon.

Long before there was Saks Fifth Avenue, lo... 阅读全帖
b*s
发帖数: 82482
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 11月要来个会议大穿越
stink bomb,哈哈
The Guinness Book of Records lists two smelliest substances. One is "US
Government Standard Bathroom Malodor"; a mixture of eight chemicals with a
stench resembling human feces, only much stronger, designed to test the
efficacy of deodorizers and air fresheners. Another one, "Who me?", is a
mixture of five sulfur-containing chemicals and smells like rotting food and
carcasses.

还没见识过,据说是大杀器。
l*y
发帖数: 21010
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - Life is Overrated
Life is vastly overrated. After all, you are just a coincidence. If you
have many siblings, it is obvious to you that not only your existence
depends on those two specific parents to come together, but it only depends
on the particular time when they did. A year later it would not have been
you but a sibling of yours. I suspect that even a second later would have
made a difference and you would not exist. You exist because those two
specific humans had sex at that specific instant. The odds ... 阅读全帖
t**x
发帖数: 20965
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不懂查了,
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuttie&page=2
Cuttie

A term to describe a fece that is cut, in half or otherwise, by the
sphincter muscles, before being expelled from the anus.
楼主吃这个?
I******a
发帖数: 3812
28
You know, I think your level is pretty much the genital organ and the feces
level.
Try improve a little bit, however difficult that might appear to you.
c*******r
发帖数: 527
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Totally agree. I feel three aspects always occur in these people's comments,
one is that women are belongings in a ethnic group, and second one is
almost the idea of "white supermacists" which is totally weird and most
racist, and the third is the sense of jealousy initaited by "either those
people take the short cut in the competition" or "those women are reserved
for me".
Anyway, I don't buy their logic. I saw more people who are married to
chinese talking bad about my country than those who a... 阅读全帖
c********d
发帖数: 85
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Ummm, dickhead, do you really think only one person can use this ID? Only
retards like you would post real personal info online. Now go keep digging
the shit ...
No one gave a shit about who you are or what you do. But you homo just keep
talking bad English, good English, then swapping your own shit between
English and Chinese, then wsn and wsv, then repost every word under this ID.
Ummm, what is it?? You know the answer: inferiority complexion!!
Now go stick your head in your ass!! Apparently y... 阅读全帖
c*******r
发帖数: 527
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^^.....the way I saw it that MITBBS brings out the bitter monkeys out of a
lot of people. In real life, they are ok. I enjoyed reading all the feces
they threw out with their keyboards.
G********t
发帖数: 334
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I'm truly honered to receive Jiang-Mados prize. Sciemce in tryna feces great
trenge from superstiction, pseudosciemce, anti-sciemce, and sciemtific
misconduct. There are more and more trynese people realize this is a big
problem and are standing up for sciemce. I consider this a war as
acknowledgement of our effort from international sciemce community. And I
deeply appreci A it. Thank you!
S*******8
发帖数: 745
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 谁来秀一把美国PHD水平的英文?
可惜这位mm还是把faces发成了feces,估计是录得太急了,再录一遍就好了。
S*********g
发帖数: 24893
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Stock-Picking Cat Named Orlando Trounces Investment 'Professionals'
What do cats and monkeys have in common, besides being adorable and often
hilarious? They can both pick stocks better than investment professionals,
and also Jim Cramer.
A ginger tabby named Orlando beat a team of investment professionals and a
group of students in a year-long stock-picking experiment conducted by the
British paper The Observer. Orlando picked his stocks by throwing a toy
mouse at a grid of companies, while his ... 阅读全帖
m******g
发帖数: 1103
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - zl中毒具体时间推定 (转载)
瞎扯。连elimination half life都不懂,还敢信口开河。你以为urinary excretion
是唯一清除通道?feces也排。
n*********a
发帖数: 1956
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方铊鸭的鸭子英文欣赏(John Maddox奖,方氏发音Jiang-Mados奖):
I'm truly honered to receive Jiang-Mados prize. Sciemce in tryna
feces great trenge from superstiction, pseudosciemce, anti-sciemce, and
sciemtific misconduct. There are more and more trynese people realize this
is a big problem and are standing up for sciemce. I consider this a war as
acknowledgement of our effort from international sciemce community. And I
deeply appreci A it. Thank you!
n*********a
发帖数: 1956
37
I'm truly honered to receive Jiang-Mados prize. Sciemce in tryna
feces great trenge from superstiction, pseudosciemce, anti-sciemce, and
sciemtific misconduct. There are more and more trynese people realize this
is a big problem and are standing up for sciemce. I consider this a war as
acknowledgement of our effort from international sciemce community. And I
deeply appreci A it. Thank you!
n*********a
发帖数: 1956
38
来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 铊党locarno是Joke板板副
把嘲笑方舟子英语的笑话都删了。呵呵,又一个读书读到孙屎眼里的肘子粉暴露了
I'm truly honered to receive Jiang-Mados prize. Sciemce in tryna
feces great trenge from superstiction, pseudosciemce, anti-sciemce, and
sciemtific misconduct. There are more and more trynese people realize this
is a big problem and are standing up for sciemce. I consider this a war as
acknowledgement of our effort from international sciemce community. And I
deeply appreci A it. Thank you!
爱慕曲丽……懊恼地……秃~~ 丽媳妇,讲:没舍得厮不爱而死,心没死,嗯去爱呢。
肥兮兮,把哥雷的!去爱菊! 夫人秀波是低盖胸... 阅读全帖
n*********a
发帖数: 1956
39
来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 为什么说是铊暴民
奇了怪了,下面这transcript帖违反哪条规定了?你这种人混到板副队伍里目的到底是
啥呀?
I'm truly honered to receive Jiang-Mados prize. Sciemce in tryna
feces great trenge from superstiction, pseudosciemce, anti-sciemce, and
sciemtific misconduct. There are more and more trynese people realize this
is a big problem and are standing up for sciemce. I consider this a war as
acknowledgement of our effort from international sciemce community. And I
deeply appreci A it. Thank you!
n*********a
发帖数: 1956
40
来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 为什么说是铊暴民
奇了怪了,下面这transcript帖违反了你的私人规矩,还是mitbbs的哪条规矩?你的私
人规矩是不是应该留在你自己的私人bbs里比较好?
I'm truly honered to receive Jiang-Mados prize. Sciemce in tryna
feces great trenge from superstiction, pseudosciemce, anti-sciemce, and
sciemtific misconduct. There are more and more trynese people realize this
is a big problem and are standing up for sciemce. I consider this a war as
acknowledgement of our effort from international sciemce community. And I
deeply appreci A it. Thank you!
n*********a
发帖数: 1956
41
就方骗二这破英文,还敢笑话贝和UCLA朋友李新的英文?
I'm truly honered to receive Jiang-Mados prize. Sciemce in tryna
feces great trenge from superstiction, pseudosciemce, anti-sciemce, and
sciemtific misconduct. There are more and more trynese people realize this
is a big problem and are standing up for sciemce. I consider this a war as
acknowledgement of our effort from international sciemce community. And I
deeply appreci A it. Thank you!
爱慕曲丽……懊恼地……秃~~ 丽媳妇,讲:没舍得厮不爱而死,心没死,嗯去爱呢。
肥兮兮,把哥雷的!去爱菊! 夫人秀波是低盖胸~~秀逗死俺不是?... 阅读全帖
t******n
发帖数: 2939
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☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
SayItAgain (none) 于 (Sat Jun 22 23:33:16 2013, 美东) 提到:
by kanfushi
派发几个气球,被便衣跟踪,正义网友气愤难平
发了几条微博,替朱令鸣不平,被便衣监控。
by 765906182
曾同去朱令家的一位志愿者,致电我,嘱近期不要再去朱家。缘由是她接到一个自称某
部门的电话,不说要做什么,只与她核对身份。她本不怕什么,但一来对方身份特殊,
二来又不知这通电话目的,略感紧张。念及朱家记录来访者的本子,也被拍过照,朋友
因此嘱我当心。怪哉,好事倒要鬼鬼祟祟?
一毛不拔大师:刚看到这条,有关部门还真是勇于尝试啊。从五月四号微博封朱令被骂
臭头吸取教训,六号开禁马上放出舟子司马南吴法天染香一群混淆视听,同时在对去朱
令家的志愿者玩这手。啧啧,生怕民众相信@平安北京 说的本案绝无干扰啊
by 冬香XU
这就是传说中”敏感”的完美演绎,
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
lvus (lvus) 于 ... 阅读全帖
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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Exhibition K
Human bug.
genetically degraded sub human species that are morally impared and socially
awkward.
Subject has developed simple fine motor skills and has further leveraged on
that and acquired skills to spill out literature feces in certain online
bulletin board environment.
Further investigation has revealed ......
m****s
发帖数: 8992
44
Exhibition K
Human bug.
genetically degraded sub human species that are morally impared and socially
awkward.
Subject has developed simple fine motor skills and has further leveraged on
that and acquired skills to spill out literature feces in certain online
bulletin board environment.
Further investigation has revealed ......
O*******d
发帖数: 20343
45
来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 宇航员的大便拉在哪里?
http://science.howstuffworks.com/question544.htm
Eliminating Waste
Each spacewalking astronaut wears a large, absorbent diaper called a Maximum
Absorption Garment (MAG) to collect urine and feces while in the space suit
. The astronaut disposes the MAG when the spacewalk is over and he/she gets
dressed in regular work clothes.
d******5
发帖数: 4273
46
依博拉病(Ebola virus disease):真相和热点
博客文章:
http://www.mitbbs.com/pc/pccon.php?id=14439&nid=338895
几天来,由于在德州Dalas发现美国国内首例病例,Ebola成了人们谈论的热点话题,
Ebola相关生化药股也在爆涨中。
Ebola可怕么?它如何传播?如何预防和治疗Ebola?
这里讨论了一些关于Ebola的热点问题:
(一)Ebola的真相
世界卫生组织(WHO)列举的关于Ebola的关键事实:
1. Ebola virus disease (EVD), formerly known as Ebola haemorrhagic
fever, is a severe, often fatal illness in humans.
2. The virus is transmitted to people from wild animals and
spreads in the human population through human-to-human
transmission.
3. The av... 阅读全帖
s**********g
发帖数: 26
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学校里不教的英文 -- “米田共”的n种说法
By Sparkling English
Vocabulary: Shit, stool, bowel movement, feces, crap, dung, poop, dodo, poo
poo, waste, excrement, excretion, diarrhea
(Xiao Ming is sitting on the toilet, in great pain)
Xiao Ming: Shit, the sixth time in two hours. (Cell phone rings.)
Xiao Hong: Ming! Where are you? Lulu is sick. I have to take her to the Vet.
You have to come with us, so hurry!
Xiao Ming: Sorry, honey, I can’t. I am having diarrhea. I'm sitting on the
toilet now. I’ve had the runs f
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07 怀孕确实不能养猫,有弓型虫。是真的。
妇产科护士在上课的时候专门讲的。
弓形虫感染者没法治疗。而且人感染后就会更加喜欢猫。行为习性都会按照便于弓形虫
遗传的方向改变。弓形虫能带来的病症已经很清楚了。
被感染的人确立比例很高。法国更高。不是因为
法国人比中国人更多接触猪牛羊,也不是因为法国人更穷。原因正是法国人养猫。
怀疑写这条的人已经感染了弓形虫。所以才会写这样的帖子,甚至更改中文
维基来欺骗大众。
来英文的:
http://www.cdc.gov/toxoplasmosis/
先摘两条:
Toxoplasmosis is considered to be the third leading cause of death
attributed to foodborne illness in the United States.
women newly infected with Toxoplasma during pregnancy should be aware that
toxoplasmosis can have severe consequences for them.
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DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO CIRCUMCISE YOUR SON?
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来自主题: Joke版 - 白左现世报
“numerous food deliveries”?
不信。估计是“numerous feces deliveries”,lol
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