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发帖数: 343 | 1 当听到中国人放弃申办2026年世界杯的消息时，我热泪盈眶，我双手举过头顶，
朝东方跪下，并把身体伏在地上，哆嗦着感谢上帝。
我想不仅仅是我一个人，整个伦敦，整个大不列颠，整个世界都松了一口
气。在未来20年里，只要场面专家中国人不出手，整个银河系都不再会出现一届
能被称为完美的，规模宏大的运动会了。
现在的中国意味着什么，富裕，强壮，性感……想想2008年奥运会开幕式，
我们就不寒而栗。开幕式免费发放矿泉水的费用，就足够让英国政府破产。奥运
村食堂的精美食物与我们的食物对比，让我们知道了我们简直就是吃了一辈子
屎……再看看还没结束的世博会，那蜂拥而至的观众潮，那美丽得吓人的一个个
展馆，我只能承认我之前太没见过世面了。
在历史上，大不列颠政府得罪中国人的次数太多了，于是我们得到了报应。
我们从法国人手中抢来了2012年奥运会举办权，当时我们兴奋得像吃多了宫保鸡
丁一样，现在我们才恍然大悟上了法国的当。2008年北京所做的一切都会让2012
年的伦敦丢脸。想想那天空中映红半个世界的烟花，伦敦政府也许录下北京奥运
烟火的声音，在2012年开幕式上助助兴。视觉效果？对不起，我们的大屏幕会重
放北京奥运烟火的盛况。全世界在比较了2008年奥运与2012 年奥运后都会严重鄙
视我们，鄙视我们这个号称创造了现代文明的国家。虽然2012年还没来，但囊中
羞涩的我们连想死的心情都有了。
还好，中国人放弃了2026年世界杯申办权。这对于正在申办2018年的英格
兰，也许申办2022年的美国，日本，澳大利亚，都是一个天大的好消息。谁想在
整运动会这件事上和中国人较劲，那就是找死。
……(下略)(英国《每日镜报》的“愤青记者”罗伯特·弗丘于10月底首发在
其博客，翻译：亮文。) | l*****g
发帖数: 685 | 2 你觉得真的是英国记者写的？
给你看看英文(或者 Chinglish) 原文：
Thank God, the Chinese give up 2026
2010-11-15 10:07
When you hear the Chinese people to give up bid to host the 2026 World Cup
news, I tears, my hands over his head, knelt towards the East, and the body
fell to the ground, shivering thank God.
I think not just me, the whole of London, the whole of Great Britain, the
whole world sigh of relief. In the next 20 years, as long as Chinese people
do not shot the scene experts, the entire Milky Way will no longer be called
next there will be a perfect , the large-scale games of the.
China is now what it means, wealthy, strong, sexy ...... think of the 2008
Olympic Games opening ceremony, we shudder. Opening the cost of free
distribution of mineral water, enough to bankrupt the British government.
Olympic Village cafeteria fine food and our food comparison, let us know our
life is simply to eat feces...... Not look at the end of World Expo, the
audience that flocked to the wave of a beautiful exhibition hall was scary,
I can only admit that I had never seen the world before too.
Historically, the British government to offend the Chinese people too many
times, so we get a reward. We come from France grab the hands of the right
to host the 2012 Olympics, like when we eat a lot of excitement, like kung
pao chicken, and now When we suddenly realized in France when the .2008 done
in Beijing will be ashamed to London in 2012.Think of the day half the
world's fireworks Air Ying London Olympics Beijing government may record the
sound of fireworks in 2012 to help add to the fun when the opening ceremony
. Visual effects? Sorry, we have the big screen will replay the grand
Beijing Olympic fireworks . the world in comparison with the 2008 Olympics
after the 2012 Olympics will be a serious contempt for usClaims to despise
our country created the modern civilization. Although 2012 has not come yet,
but the cash-strapped we even have the mood to die.
Fortunately, the Chinese abandoned the 2026 World Cup bid. This is 2018 in
England, may bid for the 2022's the United States, Japan, Australia, is a
great news. Who wants this in the entire Games things and Chinese rivalry,
that is, court death.
This Anglo-American leaders for the future is a great news, they do not have
to fly to Beijing Pidianpidian, sit for hours waiting for an audience with
the new leader of China, have to worry about whether the opening ceremony
was seated beside the Iranian or North Korean leader, was hit for a meal
inattentive.
If the Chinese World Cup, then the opening ceremony certainly not as petty
as the United States, please jump on a few half-hour hip-hop kids, at least
half a million people will be dancing out of China unified force; Italy from
the summer fashion show erase history, Chinese people make the world's most
expensive models to wear or not wear clothes, show the audience was dazzled
;Who sings the theme song? Advanced medical technology will allow the
Chinese to keep Jackson out of the resurrection from the tomb of five
minutes, please finish the last song......
Thankfully, the Chinese people let it all exist only in the imagination
being, they gave up the bid, they give the world a way out, they let the
European and American power can live in dignity. I pray that China will
never bid to host the World Expo of any World Cup Games.
【在 b**********f 的大作中提到】
: 当听到中国人放弃申办2026年世界杯的消息时，我热泪盈眶，我双手举过头顶，
: 朝东方跪下，并把身体伏在地上，哆嗦着感谢上帝。
: 我想不仅仅是我一个人，整个伦敦，整个大不列颠，整个世界都松了一口
: 气。在未来20年里，只要场面专家中国人不出手，整个银河系都不再会出现一届
: 能被称为完美的，规模宏大的运动会了。
: 现在的中国意味着什么，富裕，强壮，性感……想想2008年奥运会开幕式，
: 我们就不寒而栗。开幕式免费发放矿泉水的费用，就足够让英国政府破产。奥运
: 村食堂的精美食物与我们的食物对比，让我们知道了我们简直就是吃了一辈子
: 屎……再看看还没结束的世博会，那蜂拥而至的观众潮，那美丽得吓人的一个个
: 展馆，我只能承认我之前太没见过世面了。
| b**********f
发帖数: 343 | 3 我觉得完全有可能，上次看了英国人调侃他们的伦敦市长以及表演团队在北京奥
运会闭幕式上的表现，觉得英国人也是挺幽默的。
我倒觉得看看网友的评论很有意思。其中有条支持率特高：“现在的中国对外
是要脸不要钱 对内是要钱不要脸”。话虽说得很重，但一个政府应该多听听
这种让他们不太舒服的声音。
http://comment4.news.sina.com.cn/comment/skin/default.html?channel=ty&newsid=6-12-5317370&style=0
body
people
called
【在 l*****g 的大作中提到】
: 你觉得真的是英国记者写的？
: 给你看看英文(或者 Chinglish) 原文：
: Thank God, the Chinese give up 2026
: 2010-11-15 10:07
: When you hear the Chinese people to give up bid to host the 2026 World Cup
: news, I tears, my hands over his head, knelt towards the East, and the body
: fell to the ground, shivering thank God.
: I think not just me, the whole of London, the whole of Great Britain, the
: whole world sigh of relief. In the next 20 years, as long as Chinese people
: do not shot the scene experts, the entire Milky Way will no longer be called
| l********a
发帖数: 1154 | 4 没有找到原文啊,
到处都是转的那篇kakoola的博文
说是每日镜报,去mirror都查不到 | s*y
发帖数: 18644 | 5 确实不象报纸上的文章，但也绝对不是chinglish
wsn们只会用sh*t不会用feces
body
people
called
【在 l*****g 的大作中提到】
: 你觉得真的是英国记者写的？
: 给你看看英文(或者 Chinglish) 原文：
: Thank God, the Chinese give up 2026
: 2010-11-15 10:07
: When you hear the Chinese people to give up bid to host the 2026 World Cup
: news, I tears, my hands over his head, knelt towards the East, and the body
: fell to the ground, shivering thank God.
: I think not just me, the whole of London, the whole of Great Britain, the
: whole world sigh of relief. In the next 20 years, as long as Chinese people
: do not shot the scene experts, the entire Milky Way will no longer be called
| s*y
发帖数: 18644 | 6 镜报的愤青记者写的一片发牢骚的博文
英国《每日镜报》的“愤青记者”罗伯特·弗丘于10月底首发在
其博客，翻译：亮文
【在 l********a 的大作中提到】
: 没有找到原文啊,
: 到处都是转的那篇kakoola的博文
: 说是每日镜报,去mirror都查不到
| b*******k
发帖数: 16989 | 7 这是夸还是讽啊？
像中国政府这种让国民卖血办奥运的模式，除了北朝鲜也没谁能学得来
【在 b**********f 的大作中提到】
: 当听到中国人放弃申办2026年世界杯的消息时，我热泪盈眶，我双手举过头顶，
: 朝东方跪下，并把身体伏在地上，哆嗦着感谢上帝。
: 我想不仅仅是我一个人，整个伦敦，整个大不列颠，整个世界都松了一口
: 气。在未来20年里，只要场面专家中国人不出手，整个银河系都不再会出现一届
: 能被称为完美的，规模宏大的运动会了。
: 现在的中国意味着什么，富裕，强壮，性感……想想2008年奥运会开幕式，
: 我们就不寒而栗。开幕式免费发放矿泉水的费用，就足够让英国政府破产。奥运
: 村食堂的精美食物与我们的食物对比，让我们知道了我们简直就是吃了一辈子
: 屎……再看看还没结束的世博会，那蜂拥而至的观众潮，那美丽得吓人的一个个
: 展馆，我只能承认我之前太没见过世面了。
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