s****6
发帖数: 7614 | 1 人家可是下了大功夫练出来的，就算是duck，也是健身duck，你不要嫉妒:-) |
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T********N
发帖数: 2680 | 2 Animal Male Female Young
Ass Jack Jenny Foal
Bear Boar Sow Cub
Cat Tom Queen Kitten
Cattle Bull Cow Calf
Chicken Rooster Hen Chick
Deer Buck Doe Fawn
Dog Dog Bitch Pup
Duck Drake Duck Duckling
Elephant Bull Cow Calf
Fox Dog Vixen Cub
Goose Gander Goose Gosling
Horse Stallion Mare Foal
Lion Lion Lioness Cub
Rabbit Buck Doe Bunny
Sheep Ram Ewe Lamb
Swan ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 3 能写是因为能想，叔洗碗的时候无时无刻不在思考哲学问题;-) 码字不过就是把想的变
成文字而已，所以对叔来讲，码万把字如上厕所一般容易。叔洗碗时经常想的问题如：
都特么终归要死，为何小将老将还如此兴奋不已；据说大爆炸都炸了很多年了，人和草
履虫都死很多茬了，太阳还在转，怎么还老有人觉得自己很象那么几把回事；什么是幸
福，上了一宿死值的圆圆就是幸福？那被圆圆上了呢？什么是鸟？什么是人？为何本版
这么多鸟人？还有诸如‘干爆鸭’到底翻译成dry fried duck还是fuck the duck
until it's exploded比较好？当然也偶尔想一想small6到底是哪里small? |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 4 So ducking funny
: 英语duck没那意思，只代表Luck
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g********d
发帖数: 4174 | 7 Posted on Advocate.com December 09, 2010
Story Updated : December 09, 2010 05:30:00 PM
Senate DADT Vote Fails
By Kerry Eleveld
The Senate dealt a near-fatal blow to “don’t ask, don’t tell” repeal
Thursday when it failed to advance the bill to which the measure was
attached, the National Defense Authorization Act, by a vote of 57-40.
But immediately following the action, Senators Joe Lieberman, Mark Udall,
and Susan Collins breathed new life into the effort by vowing to introduce a
bipartisan st... 阅读全帖 |
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O*******d
发帖数: 20343 | 8 英文造词很笨,公母和幼兽都要造新词。
Animal Male Female Young
Ass Jack Jenny Foal
Bear Boar Sow Cub
Cat Tom Queen Kitten
Cattle Bull Cow Calf
Chicken Rooster Hen Chick
Deer Buck Doe Fawn
Dog Dog Bitch Pup
Duck Drake Duck Duckling
Elephant Bull Cow Calf
Fox Dog Vixen Cub
Goose Gander Goose Gosling
Horse Stallion Mare Foal
Lion Lion Lioness Cub
Rabbit Buck Doe Bunny
Sheep Ram |
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a*********a
发帖数: 3656 | 10 sandy vs katrina? the comparable event to Katrina in O8's presidency should
be the influx of illegal children at the southern boarder. Similar theme,
the president refused to visit the site of a "humanitarian" crisis. Only
that this recent "humanitarian" crisis is made by the O8 white house.
Let s compare the degree of corruption and competence.
When Bush's cabin member lied at UN, he had to leave. When O8's cabin member
lied at UN, she got promoted.
When Bush's cabin had a national security sca... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 11 Policeman on Brown: 'He Grabbed My Gun, He Twisted It, Pointed at Me'
November 25, 2014 - 12:26 PM
By Brittany M. Hughes
(CNSNews.com) – One day after fatally shooting Michael Brown, an unarmed
black teenager, Ferguson, Mo., police officer Darren Wilson, who is white,
gave his account of the incident to two detectives from the St. Louis County
Police Department, explaining in detail how Brown attacked him through the
police car’s open window, wrestled for the officer’s gun, and then pointed
it... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 12 During the last dozen years or so, the only State of the Union Addresses I
failed to watch were because I was on the road. On Tuesday, I purposely
missed one.
Why Bother?
We all knew in advance what Obama would say. He leaked it out in pieces long
in advance. That took most of the drama out of things right up front.
Icing on the #WhoCares cake is the answer to this question: How could it
possibly matter?
Lamest of Lame Ducks
President Obama is the lamest of lame ducks. His ideas are headed for t... 阅读全帖 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 13 其实吧，这位就是个到处卖的同志鸭，所以整天duck duck的叫唤。
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 14 呵呵，现真身鸟，就是这个卖屁眼挣50M冥币的鸭子，你看这不它这又开始duck，duck
的叫了。 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 15 我擦，鸭子又来版上卖了，duck duck的叫个不停 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 16 我擦，鸭子又来版上卖了，duck duck的叫个不停 |
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H***l
发帖数: 1936 | 17 我还好心提醒他应该少花点时间洗地，多省点时间做鸭。
光是duck duck的叫而不去真的做鸭是挣不来钱的。 |
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H***l
发帖数: 1936 | 18 他应该少花点时间洗地，多省点时间做鸭，光是duck duck的叫而不去做鸭是挣不来钱
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H***l
发帖数: 1936 | 19 我好心提醒你应该少花点时间洗地，多省点时间做鸭。
光是duck duck的叫而不去真的做鸭是挣不来钱的。
你还不领情。 |
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r*********e
发帖数: 7733 | 20 一边duck同类刚被穆斯林杀了几十个。
一边舔要引进更多穆斯林的老婊。
爱恨情仇，不能自已。what a stupid duck！
GE |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 21 尼玛鸭子屁精又来叫卖了，duck duck，贱卖咯 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 22 是啊，某人的common sense就是抽完大麻duck duck 的叫着卖屁眼，你说争个什么劲嘛 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 23 估计国庆节没卖出去，这鸭子只好又来duck duck的叫卖了 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 24 duck, duck, 屁精鸭子贱卖咯，伪币就行了咯 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 25 duck, duck, 围观屁精鸭子的智商喽！！！ |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 26 duck, duck, 鸭子服务打折贱卖咯，0.1折起，买买提伪币也收。版上那个HIV+的，好
deal啊！ |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 27 duck, duck, 鸭子服务打折贱卖咯，0.1折起，买买提伪币也收。版上那个HIV+的，好
deal啊！ |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 28 duck duck，屁精鸭子大麻抽高了又出来贱卖咯 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 29 duck duck，屁精鸭子大麻抽高了又出来贱卖咯 |
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r*********e
发帖数: 7733 | 30 duck, duck, who's my husband tonight? that's a 100 dollar question. |
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g********2
发帖数: 6571 | 31 According to reports from the White House, Barack Obama has instructed his
staff to clear his calendar for the month of October this year. Obama, who
is in his last four months in the White House, is apparently concerned that
a Republican President would overturn his legacy. Obamacare, EPA rules
against coal, green energy initiatives are all at risk for this President.
Just as Obama did when first elected to office, most opposite political
party Presidents spend their first 100 days in office ... 阅读全帖 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 32 当然，你看连矩阵鸭都来版上发帖了，高叫着，duck，duck，贱卖咯，伪币就可以咯。
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 33 矩阵鸭又来站街咯，duck，duck，贱卖咯，买买提的伪币也收咯！ |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 34 我嚓，矩阵鸭又来站街卖了，duck，duck，贱卖了，收买买提伪币了 |
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j*********r
发帖数: 24733 | 35 矩阵鸭又出来站街了，duck，duck，贱卖咯，买买提伪币也行咯。 |
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z*****8
发帖数: 1051 | 36 mix 60 duck eggs with 40 chicken eggs and then take random samples . then
tell the ducks: see, we are winning fair and square.
who
This |
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N****1
发帖数: 228 | 37 女儿说最后25个投希拉里，两个投川普，还有五个弃权的。我问她你投了谁，她说我弃
权了。我问她为啥，她说：Because I can't help thinking Donald Trump is
Donald Duck and he looks like Donald Duck; and I think Hillary is sick and
she is Democratic.
我问她，你为啥不投川普呢？唐老鸭不好吗？她说，因为好多人都在偷看，然后tease
那些和他们不一样的人。
女儿问我，你为什么投共和党和给唐老鸭捐钱呢？我说，就是为了你们长大有一个公平
的竞争环境，可以凭着你们自己的努力，去创造幸福的生活。你长大会懂的。
这里是深蓝州。虽然她还没有勇气成为outlier，但是她也没有盲从大多数。我相信美
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r*s
发帖数: 2555 | 38 0:53:
Robert Creamer: "If the future president of the United States wants ducks on
the ground, we will put ducks on the ground." |
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c*****y
发帖数: 562 | 39 感觉杀伤力还是有限
不像Email, 这个video 只是通过第三方说希拉里喜欢，没有 hard evidence
希望有后续
: 0:53:
: Robert Creamer: "If the future president of the United States wants
ducks on
: the ground, we will put ducks on the ground."
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h*********2
发帖数: 232 | 40 You are Fake News, too
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鑻辨枃涔熶笉澶ソ锛屾垜鏉ヨВ閲婁笅浠婂ぉCNN鍜孨YT鐨刡reaking news澶ф剰鏄
鍚勫ぇ鎯呮姤澶村瓙 涓婂懆瑙乀rump鐨勬椂鍊欐彁浜嗘瘺瀛愭湁榛戞潗鏂欑殑浜嬫
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粖锛孴rump鏄瘺瀛愰棿璋嶇殑浜嬫儏锛屽凡缁忓熀鏈潗瀹炰簡銆傜湅鐪嬪叡鍜屽厷
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like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it
棿璋嶏紝澶т激鍥戒綋銆俆rump鑳戒笉鑳芥拺鍒颁笂浠婚兘寰堥毦璇达紝灏辩畻鎾戝
埌涓婁换锛屼粖澶╄〃鐜颁笉閿欑殑sessions寰堝彲鑳芥槸Trump鎵嬩笅绗竴涓
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a*****1
发帖数: 3817 | 41 自己去看美国宪法
United States Constitution
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United States Constitution
Constitution of the United States, page 1.jpg
Page one of the original copy of the Constitution
Created
September 17, 1787
Ratified
June 21, 1788
Date effective
March 4, 1789; 227 years ago
Location
National Archives,
Washington, D.C.
Author(s)
Philadelphia Convention
Signatories
39 of the 55 delegates
Purpose
To replace the Articles of Confederation (177... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****1
发帖数: 3817 | 42 自己去看美国宪法
United States Constitution
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
United States Constitution
Constitution of the United States, page 1.jpg
Page one of the original copy of the Constitution
Created
September 17, 1787
Ratified
June 21, 1788
Date effective
March 4, 1789; 227 years ago
Location
National Archives,
Washington, D.C.
Author(s)
Philadelphia Convention
Signatories
39 of the 55 delegates
Purpose
To replace the Articles of Confederation (177... 阅读全帖 |
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f*******g
发帖数: 1290 | 43 When you look, walk and quack like a duck, you've got to explain why you are
not duck. If you supported Trump just for the supreme court, no wonder you
have no idea of who the team is. Bannon is the team, not your nepotistic
Kushner. And certainly not the petty you. Although you would like to have
the fantasy that you fought WITH Trump and hence you are the team, and hence
you can call the shots on who the heck the team consists of, actually the
best you can do is to pee into a tiny puddle emba... 阅读全帖 |
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T*****m
发帖数: 3480 | 44 谷歌自动翻译的最牛逼之处是算法迅速收敛， 当N》6左右的时候， 英汉互译就开始收
敛：
以下是收敛的终极翻译版本：
1. 收敛中文版：
鸭，脂肪黑色，至少也要等几个知青早起约占卢格肥化肥谈话匆匆在山脊行走】【侦探版
理论。突然，走在一个意外的滑移鸭的头。赵事情泄漏在一个地方。几个同伴赶紧放下
包袱
在
富，他将继续增长。鸭子试图打破当地同伴的胳膊，手指，慷慨激昂，铿锵有力地说：
“这是我原来的，同志们，不要管我，抢救侦探版马克承受的粪便！”
２. 收敛英文版：
Duck, fat black, at least several educated youth to get up early to rush
talk about Lugar manure fertilizer in the ridge walking】 【Detective
Version
Theory. Suddenly, walking in an unexpected slip duck's head. Zhao things
leak in one place. Few of their companions ha |
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d*b
发帖数: 21830 | 45 人说的是装K&N high performance air filter,那种air filter要把stock的air duck
改成K&N的air duck,这样更改设计会影响intake manifold的气阻，导致MAP sensor报
警，跟你理解的stock K&N完全不是一会事。
tech说吃屎，是狗吃屎，跟人吃屎完全不是一码事，这么说你总懂了吧？ |
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t*********r
发帖数: 2558 | 46 dsb (大手笔) 发于 Thu Apr 19 16:35:16 2012, 美东, 信区: Automobile 标 题: Re
人说的是装K&N high performance air filter,那种air filter要把stock的air duck
改 成K&N的air duck,这样更改设计会影响 intake manifold的气阻，导致MAP sensor
报警，跟你理解的stock K&N完全不是一 会事。
tech说吃屎，是狗吃屎，跟人吃屎完全不 是一码事，这么说你总懂了吧？
【 theislander (Peace de Wars) 提到:】 没有你智商高，更没有你情商低。 我说的
是DEALER的TECH给我的解释。...... |
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t*********r
发帖数: 2558 | 47 theislander (Peace de Wars) ：
是air filter，DEALER的人说K&N允许空气 通过率和OEM的不一样，而BENZ的 sensor比
较灵敏，油气比一有变化马上探测到。... ...
dsb (大手笔) ：
傻逼又来丢人现眼，他妈的车检测的是空气流量和空燃比，空气流量取决于intake
manifold的负压，空然比取决于喷油的频率，你他妈的K&N难道还带离子筛，能把某些
空气堵在门外？
你这种脑子，不知道小学读完没有？连民科都比你强
theislander (Peace de Wars) ：
没有你智商高，更没有你情商低。我说的是DEALER的TECH给我的解释。......
dsb (大手笔) ：
人说的是装K&N high performance air filter,那种air filter要把stock的air duck
改成K&N的air duck,这样更改设计会影响 intake manifold的气阻，导致MAP sensor报
警，跟你理解的stock K&N完全不是一 会事。
tech说吃屎，是狗吃屎，跟人吃屎完全不是一码事，这... 阅读全帖 |
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s***v
发帖数: 4924 | 48 加拿大有出过事啊。
有爱心是好的，但是瞎鸡巴献爱心就是有病了。
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/trial-date-set-for
Braking to save ducks leads to highway carnage and criminal trial
The accident happened around 7:20 p.m., on June 27, 2010, near Candiac,
south of Montreal.
Ms. Czornobaj was heading west on Highway 30, a four-lane thoroughfare
separated by a median.
She is alleged to have stopped her Honda Civic in the passing lane of the
highway because she saw ducks were passing through the road.
Coming up behind h... 阅读全帖 |
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N********n
发帖数: 13236 | 49 芝加哥这块每年都有新闻，在高速左道block traffic说不定还sb踩两下刹车，被后面
的车子追上去砰，砰，砰。。。
Monday, June 23, 2014
CHICAGO (WLS) --
One person is charged with shooting at another car in a possible case of
road rage on the Dan Ryan Expressway Sunday night.
Dantrel Fuller, 21, was charged with aggravated discharge of a firearm,
Illinois State Police said.
Police said a Volvo SUV was traveling in the southbound left lane around 10:
20 p.m. Sunday when an Infiniti allegedly fired multiple shots at the Volvo.
As a result of the sho... 阅读全帖 |
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m******t
发帖数: 19 | 50 DKNY (Size : L) 黑色, 羽绒外套, 9 成新, 55% Duck Down, 45% Feather. 非常合适
今年冬季. $30
DonnaKaran (Size: S) 名牌灰色羽绒外套, 9.5 成新, 80% Duck Down, 20% Feather,
手工和剪裁很高级, 小号但可适合中号女士. $45
BCBG (Size: M) 绿色丝外套, 9 成新,100% Polyester. 轻暖和舒适, 拉链设计, 时髦
又秀气 $25
Cote A Cote (Size:S) 暗紫红外套, 9.5 成新, 时髦的领口设计加上袖口毛边, 十分
欧洲化. $25
*邮费另计,不接受退货,请见谅!! |
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