b********n 发帖数: 38600 | 1 The presidential reality freak show continues.....
Maybe if Powell gets lucky, Donnie will refuse to talk to him forever and
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发帖数: 1 | 2 时隔几周之后,亚历克•鲍德温扮演的总统川普回归NBC脱口秀节目《周六夜现场
》,一向以调侃讽刺川普为主要风格的鲍德温此次模仿川普宣布国家紧急状态,而他的
表演也遭到了川普本人的回击。
“我在这里宣布一个非常紧急,重要的国家紧急状态,”鲍德温•川普说。“这
是一个很重大的事情,所以我不想浪费任何时间,但首先我要吹响自己的号角。”
鲍德温•川普接着说,他刚做了健康检查,身高6英尺7英寸,体重185磅,并且“
肌肉线条明显”。
然后他开始解释为什么这个国家迫切需要边境墙。
“我们需要墙,因为墙有用,”他说。“墙让我们国家变得安全。你不用很聪明也能够
理解这一点。事实上,如果你很蠢,那就更容易理解了。”
“总而言之,这是完全是一个紧急情况,五级火警警报,这意味着我必须去海湖庄园打
高尔夫了,”他说。
这位假总统解释说,宣布紧急状态可能会在法庭上引发挑战。
“我将为紧急状态签署这些文件,然后我会立即被起诉,然后法庭的判决不会对我有利
,然后它会到最高法院,然后我会打电话给我的兄弟(大法官)卡瓦诺,然后我会说是
时候报答Donny了,然后他会说‘新手机,你是谁?... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n 发帖数: 38600 | 3 Fact - Unless T-Tards and their meth head offspring are willing to work for
$2/hr there is no way the jobs will come back to the US instead of some
Shithole like Vietnam no matter how much Donny trashes the USD. |
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b*********3 发帖数: 1709 | 4 He governs by tweet and controls the stock market by tweet. Trump asks “who
is our greatest enemy, Jay Powell or Chairman Xi?,” and the DOW plunges
400 points! Slowly but surely, Donny is losing it completely. |
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发帖数: 1 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: goodwin (inmatureTIPS), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 陈真踢馆的4个版本: 李小龙, 梁小龙, 李连杰, 甄子丹
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Apr 22 22:56:56 2019, 美东)
Bruce Li, Bruce Leung, Jet Li, and Donnie Yen, who is your favorite Chen
Zhen?
李小龙 傲, 梁小龙 猛, 李连杰 正, 甄子丹 狠, 4个版本的陈真踢馆. |
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发帖数: 1 | 6 lol
美帝人民还是看得透
★ 发自iPhone App: ChinaWeb 1.1.5 |
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a*******m 发帖数: 14194 | 9 1. 共和党话事人会和Trump说,
Donnie, you did a fantastic job.
But your time is too bad, the coronavirus
is too vicious, and you were caught.
It is really bad. I am sorry!
2. Trump 回答,
Are you serious? I am the greatest president ever.
3. 共和党话事人,
Enough!
4. Trump
You f**king moron! F**k you!
5. 共和党话事人告诉警卫
Finish him.
6. 场外音,
砰,砰,砰,砰, 夹杂着惨烈的F**k you声和女人撕心裂肺的哭声。
7. 共和党全体会员
爆发出雷鸣般掌声,在话事人带领下,高呼, We will make america great
forever! |
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发帖数: 1 | 10 Sen. Martha McSally is calling on the World Health Organization director
general to step down over what she deems his assistance in covering up China
's underreporting of the coronavirus, part of an escalating series of GOP
criticisms of the organization.
Arthur Ruiz
What is the logic here? Trump believed the rosy numbers coming out of China
and, after the single action of imposing a limited travel ban against people
coming from China, did nothing to prepare?
Soooo... he was dumb enough to belie... 阅读全帖 |
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x*******u 发帖数: 107 | 11 美著名脱口秀主持人推荐瑞克·艾伦·罗斯反邪新书
【凯风网】前美国三大商业广播电视公司之一的ABC美国广播公司著名脱口秀节目
“the view”主持人、影星詹尼·麦卡锡(Jenny McCarthy)近日通过个人
推特(twitter)账户向粉丝推荐美国著名反邪专家瑞克·艾伦·罗斯的反邪书籍《邪
教:洗脑背后的真相》(Cults Inside Out)。
詹尼·麦卡锡表示如果大家希望获得邪教方面的资讯或信息,可以登录瑞克·艾伦
·罗斯的个人网站www.culteducation.com,网站上收集了大量关于邪教问题的报道、
庭审记录和论文等。与此同时,詹尼·麦卡锡还晒出了自己与瑞克·罗斯及其新书《
Cults Inside Out》的合影。
据悉,瑞克·罗斯(Rick Alan Ross)的《邪教:洗脑背后的真相》已在全球著名
在线书店亚马逊网上架,书中包含了作者通过戒除程序对部分科学教信徒、法轮功练习
者等邪教信徒逐步进行思想干预的众多实例剖析。
詹妮·麦卡锡与丈夫唐尼·沃尔伯格
詹妮·麦卡锡是一名美国模特、喜剧演员、女演员、作家和编剧,她在1993年10月
开始担... 阅读全帖 |
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F********d 发帖数: 124 | 12 《拒绝奥巴马最重要的理由— 不够格》
让我们摆一些事实看看:
他在担任美国参议员期间缺席投票的比率达到40%,而他缺席的恰恰都是需要承担政治
风险,需要拿出道德勇气的议案。
他在担任伊利诺州参议员期间,对130个议案投弃权票,又在六次投票表明其立场后表
示:“啊,按错按钮了!”。要么是他能力有限,要么是他投机成性。
他20年如一日地聆听宣扬种族分离的布道,然后又出于政治原因将这个教堂一脚踢开。
他和刑事罪犯Tony Rezko的交情深厚,在后者资助下买了豪宅,又接受后者二十五万元
的竞选捐款。Rezko在奥巴马辖区的平民窟靠坑蒙拐骗大捞油水,而奥巴马居然声称对
此毫不知情,反而进一步误导公众说他和Rezko的交情仅限于五个小时的法律服务。
这里且不提他和前恐怖分子Bill Ayers非同寻常的关系以及他如何误导别人他俩之间的
关系。
他在多项有关妇女权利的议案上投弃权票,并曾说过这样带侮辱性的话:“支持堕胎的
民主党人应该明白堕胎是极其不道德的。”
在南卡造势的时候,他与一个“经过忏悔而改过自新”的前同性恋者Donnie McClurkin
同台,他这么做的目的又是为了在那个民风保守的 |
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l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 13 Confidence among U.S. consumers plunged in August to the lowest level since
May 1980, adding to concern that weak employment gains and volatility in the
stock market will prompt households to retrench.
The Thomson Reuters/University of Michigan preliminary index of consumer
sentiment slumped to 54.9 from 63.7 the prior month. The gauge was projected
to decline to 62, according to the median forecast in a Bloomberg News
survey.
The biggest one-week slump in stocks since 2008 and the threat of def... 阅读全帖 |
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d********e 发帖数: 2221 | 14 【 以下文字转载自 GunsAndGears 讨论区 】
发信人: fjcruiser (FJ), 信区: GunsAndGears
标 题: Woman hiding with kids shoots intruder
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jan 5 00:46:54 2013, 美东)
左轮显然不够啊,打了六枪,击中五枪,没子弹了,对方说,不要打了。。。。。
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/woman-hiding-kids-shoots-i
LOGANVILLE, Ga. — A woman hiding in her attic with children shot an
intruder multiple times before fleeing to safety Friday.
The incident happened at a home on Henderson Ridge Lane in Loganville around
1 p.m. The woman was working in an upst... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 15 尼玛当初的枪击案不讲是恐怖袭击,硬要说成是work place violence. 现在又来了. 看
尼玛怎么洗地.
Shooting with casualties reported at Ft. Hood
Published April 02, 2014
FoxNews.com
An "active shooter" incident with casualties at Ft. Hood has left at least
two people injured, officials said.
A senior law enforcement official told Fox News that it is believed one
shooter has been “neutralized,” and authorities believe there may be
another shooter in the vicinity.
At least two people were reported to be taken to a hospital but there was... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 16 The Media is Backing Away from the Left's Narrative About the Brown Case
via Breitbart Feed
Protests continue around the country but some elements in the media are
starting to back away from the Brown case as a racial outrage.
Case in point, the lead story at the New Republic this morning is headlined
"The Ferguson Decision Was Not a 'Miscarriage of Justice.' Liberals Need to
Accept That." The story, by John Judis, is a signal to other journalists
that this story doesn't really match the one the... 阅读全帖 |
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T*********I 发帖数: 10729 | 17 TRUMP对工作热爱也传承给自己的孩子们,就以Jr为例,
How did the Trumps escape this fate? The most important thing his parents
did, says Don, was to make the kids work as teenagers. Donny’s first job,
at the age of 13, was as a dock attendant at the marina at Trump Castle,
making minimum wage plus tips tying up boats.(第一份工作,最低工资)
“We were spoiled in many ways, but we were always taught to understand the
value of the dollar. If there was something we wanted, we had to earn it.
Even in college, we were very fiscally resp... 阅读全帖 |
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e****n 发帖数: 2022 | 20 看看下面的评论,全是负面没有一个正面,真是民怨沸腾
HAMLORING 12 hours ago
The world would be a better place if they had just left him in the stuck
elevator. Given his latest bullying tactics (punching DNC speakers until
their heads came off) and denigrating Khizr Kahn and his wife, Trump has
reached depths of meanness and vindictiveness unmatched by anyone.
I believe that he is mentally unbalanced, perhaps he is a true sociopath or
paranoid maniac. He is the one that needs to be locked up.
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e****n 发帖数: 2022 | 21 HAMLORING 12 hours ago
The world would be a better place if they had just left him in the stuck
elevator. Given his latest bullying tactics (punching DNC speakers until
their heads came off) and denigrating Khizr Kahn and his wife, Trump has
reached depths of meanness and vindictiveness unmatched by anyone.
I believe that he is mentally unbalanced, perhaps he is a true sociopath or
paranoid maniac. He is the one that needs to be locked up.
17LikeReply
OLDBIRDWATCHER 11 hours ago
Should have le... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 22 Donnie's "that makes me smart" comment was possibly one of the most
ludicrous parts of the debate. No, asshole, it doesn't make you smart, it
makes you a rich dickhead that has smart attorneys that can weasel you out
of paying your fair share. What a fucking joke. What about that money you
funneled into your foundation so you didn't have to declare it as income? |
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发帖数: 1 | 23 Y, it's all part of Donny's
Make America Smart again. |
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发帖数: 1 | 24 人家说Donny坏话怎么你好想有ball也被grabbing发自内心的痛楚 |
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t*******h 发帖数: 2744 | 25 New York Times: "Donnie, we are a part of the Supreme Court case that set
precedent here. We're not backing down. Bring your "A" game, motherfucker." |
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发帖数: 1 | 26 脑子好的能和Donnie走到一起?唉
: Former head of DIA. You think his brain has a problem?
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发帖数: 1 | 27 Donnie:" Wrong!"
: 我修改了。不能让总统提名,要让两党各提名一个,然后全民投票选举。
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发帖数: 1 | 28 就像奥巴马的出生证?我的Donnie妹子(如果你是女的话)啊,唉
: 没有没有,床粉没那么邪恶。我们就是想在奥粑粑的名字上再添瓢翔
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发帖数: 1 | 30 可以这样理解吗?唉,请大家理性讨论,不要骂脏话 |
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a*******o 发帖数: 898 | 31 你这个小瘪三 没人理你。 叔特地来调戏你一下。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 35 监听就监听,反正Donnie和俄罗斯暗中来往是光明正大的,你们不要担心,唉 |
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发帖数: 1 | 36 你咋知道这次不是全套呢?Donnie还是太单纯了,政治素养还不如美新版的川粉呢,唉
: Flynn本来没事,怪盆次大嘴,上了作弊媒体的套
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发帖数: 1 | 37 你说他是不是前一晚上磕药了?还是前辈老情人甩了?唉,出此下策,实属无奈啊 |
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发帖数: 1 | 38 “我抽烟,我喝酒,我磕药,我撒谎,我抓猫,但我是一个好总统” Donnie眼含着泪
水动情地说 |
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发帖数: 1 | 39 “BIGLY ...the best cell" 爪牙Donnie Moscow哽咽的说 |
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发帖数: 1 | 40 " Not the wire. You are the wire. " Donnie remembered that day.... -- Oct
2018 |
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发帖数: 1 | 41 看来你是Flynn," I have full confidence in you, BIGLY ... I miss you" Donnie
: 蠢死了 session不管Russia gate,不过巴马监听gate他肯定管到底的
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发帖数: 1 | 42 " the best lie. Only the best" Donnie |
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发帖数: 1 | 43 Poor Donnie Moscow, SAD! |
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发帖数: 1 | 44 这才是人民的好总统
“I did not have any communications with the Russians! Except for the
multiple times I did. ” - Donnie,2018 |
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发帖数: 1 | 46 唉,Donnie Moscow还在外面玩儿呢,不知道自己被算计了,唉 |
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发帖数: 1 | 47 其实是想贿赂Trump的,没想到Donnie Moscow不争气,这个理论怎么样?
: 肯定想着希婆上台贿赂一把就没事了,结果。。。
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发帖数: 1 | 48 不明白川粉们为什么都不喜欢?唉,I am so confused..... |
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i**********k 发帖数: 5274 | 49 xiaopo你那小鸡巴又翘起来了?你丫也就这点智商,死抱着莫斯科,与米犹媒体一样没
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发帖数: 1 | 50 Donnie Moscow简直就是深爱着Russia的美国人的代表啊,我看唯一的出路就是赶紧把
俄罗斯大使做掉,这一切就结束了 |
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