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y******i
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我该相信她吗?俺老婆是外F女!
发信人: waicaonv (waicaonv), 信区: Family
标 题: 我该相信她吗?俺老婆是外F女!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jul 17 20:51:36 2007)
这一年来,我和我老婆是分开住的,这是因为学习和工作的原因。
她刚搬去那里住的时候,她就告诉我有个老外搭讪她,她没搭理他。可是他们经常都会
见到,也就渐渐熟路了起来。最近这段时间更是走的很近,几乎天天都见面,除了我去
看她的时候。而且天天都会在我面前提到他,她一直都说要介绍我和那老外认识,但始
终没有见到过。
有一天她去朋友家party,结果她喝得很醉,第二天我问她怎么回的家,她说是那个老外
送她回的家。
有一次她打电话给我,说去看电影,给我汇报一下,我问和谁,她说和那个老外。她从
来不隐瞒我她和他的接触,她说她们的关系这么公开,只是一般朋友间的接触,我们彼
此都知道就不会有什么误会。
她还常当着我的面和他发短消息,有时还会提提他说了一些什么好笑的,她从来不怎么
给我发短消息的。
昨天晚上9点40左右,我正在给她打电话,突然门铃响了,她说是他来了,他来和她还... 阅读全帖
f*******l
发帖数: 8811
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美国人动不动就fuck, pussy,ass (有各种说法,asshole, smart ass, kiss ass
, kick ass).
雅吗?
x*****a
发帖数: 7797
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来自主题: Joke版 - funny names
Some Funny People's Names:
Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass)
Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later)
Amanda Lay (a man to lay)
Andy Structible (indestructible)
Ann B. Dextrous (ambidextrous)
Ariel Hassle (a real hassle)
Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy)
Barry D. Hatchett (bury the hatchett)
Bart Ender (bartender)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Ben Thair (been there)
Bo Nessround (bonus round)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Candice B. DePlace (can this be the place)
Carson O. Gin (carcinogen)
Casey Needzit (in ... 阅读全帖
g*********3
发帖数: 65
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After that, A8 can claim that this ass is not his ass, but the ass of
American. ..... This ass desive the sit of an next president.
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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来自主题: Joke版 - 莫扎特名曲 《舔我菊花》
Here is one of the transcribed versions of the lyrics of Mozart’s party
song, “Lick my ass right well and clean”, set to the music of Trnka’s “
Tu sei gelosa, è vero”:
“Leck mire den A… recht schon,
fein sauber lecke ihn,
fein sauber lecke, leck mire den A…
Das ist ein fettigs Begehren,
nur gut mit Butter geschmiert,
den das Lecken der Braten mein tagliches Thun.
Drei lecken mehr als Zweie,
nur her, machet die Prob’
und leckt, leckt, leckt.
Jeder leckt sein A… fur sich.”
translated into English
... 阅读全帖
T******d
发帖数: 2139
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来自主题: Poetry版 - Please Master by Allen Ginsberg
淑女纯男不必往下看了。如果不是,请放心看下去。这是我昨天许诺的Ginsberg的“恶心”诗。我的一些说明附录在后面。
==================================
[Please Master]
Please master can I touch your cheek
please master can I kneel at your feet
please master can I loosen your blue pants
please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly
please master can I gently take down your shorts
please master can I have your thighs bare to my eyes
please master can I take off your clothes below your chair
please master can I kiss your ankles and soul
please mast... 阅读全帖
k****a
发帖数: 7077
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来自主题: Biology版 - 这个太无耻了吧
看来IT没可能写好推荐信了。Disruptive my ass,intellectually "own" project my
ass,sincere my ass。WWW啥事没做,就会当奴隶拍马屁,a lot of experiments my
ass。还当初你辱骂的话你为什么一句不提,下面人反驳一下也不行?
Hi XXX,
I put you as third author because WWW played a major role in getting the
paper published--so much so that I would not have hesitated to list him as a
co-first author had he asked. YYY had a lot of trouble getting a manuscript
to me until WWW started to work closely with him. Together, they finished
up a lot of the experiments that we... 阅读全帖
k**********n
发帖数: 438
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来自主题: MedicalCareer版 - I survived my first week
还没来得及想这么多呢,我的ass早就找不到了:) 赤脚的不怕穿鞋的,俺没ass的不怕
有ass的:DDDD
等着看您的大房子照片哈!顺便show一下单身钻石男:)

if : you like, but think about the malpractice insurance, overhead, bills
and mortgage, that will push you to work your ass off.
z**********4
发帖数: 467
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来自主题: MedicalCareer版 - Please give me some info
You could go several ways:
(1) Group study:
Pros: You can kick someone else's ass to learn.
Cons: There is always someone kicking your ass to learn.
(2) Flying solo:
Pros: You always kick your own ass to learn.
Cons: No one kicks your ass to learn.
For myself, I chose the second one. If I started over again, I would still
choose the second one.
p*********n
发帖数: 7788
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来自主题: SUDA版 - [合集] 苏州一碗面之奥灶面
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GUSU (唐寅) 于 (Mon Apr 26 19:33:22 2010, 美东) 提到:
清乾隆年间,昆山,来了一个天大的人物。此人就是爱下江南闲逛的皇帝老儿。
这一日,乾隆皇帝微服出行,不知不觉间时已晌午,肚子饿得咕咕乱叫。抬头看,前面
有店招,歪歪扭
扭写着“颜复兴面馆”几个大字,顿时精神一振,走进一看,却大失所望。只见里
面黑咕隆咚,灶头就挤在狭小的店堂里。天子虽十分懊恼,可又耐不住腹中饥饿,无奈
只得叫店中的老
妪做上一碗。一尝,味道却格外的鲜美。于是,他指着灶头问道:“这是什么面?”
这老妪本也是个心灵手巧的绣娘,只因年纪大了,耳聋眼花,才盘了这家小面馆度日。
眼睛不好,灶头
上的龌龊也看不出来,为此常被客人埋怨。这时候见人指着灶头说话,以为又在责怪灶
头上脏,连忙赔
笑:“客官休怪,眼睛看不清,弄得鏖鏖糟糟的。”
这 “鏖糟”两字本是苏州一带土语,意思是“龌龊得很”。乾隆爷哪听得懂这?于是
问随行的太监。那太
监同样是云里雾里,可圣上的话又不能不回,急中生智,答道:“这是奥灶面,奥... 阅读全帖
p*********n
发帖数: 7788
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来自主题: SUDA版 - [合集] 我从来不抱怨外地人
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ja94 (世上最幸福的人-- taliban的妻子) 于 (Sun May 2 00:42:53 2010, 美东) 提到:
因为我知道我在美国, 也是外地人。 美国人抱怨我, 就像我抱怨苏州外地人一样。
所以我从不抱怨外地人。 人家也有人家的生存权力
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cartman (fat ass) 于 (Sun May 2 00:50:27 2010, 美东) 提到:
那是!都不容易啊!
不过如果街上一半都是外地人了,你看本地人怎么样? 现在Arizona的那个提案,不就
是赤蝈蝈对着外地/国人的?
哪里的人都想保护自己的利益,大家又都想到好的地方去,怎么办?
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charles116 (6尺小melo) 于 (Sun May 2 01:02:30 2010, 美东) 提到:
外地人占1/3甚至于一半,我们都ok,问题... 阅读全帖
D******e
发帖数: 1085
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - On English
You are dead wrong. The reason is simple. I have been very adamant in fighting against the bully. Please follow the timeline. The 2nd class thing was 1 yr ago. It was early this year when I was banned by the scorpion after I fought back the bully for his nasty posts on me. And for your information, I will take the credit for being the one who nailed the coffin on the bully and he is gone for good. Lexian, A++, and ChiUSMD, viky, fox, civili, r01, and many others did their parts, but the c... 阅读全帖
D******e
发帖数: 1085
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来自主题: Medicalpractice版 - On English
You are dead wrong. The reason is simple. I have been very adamant in fighting against the bully. Please follow the timeline. The 2nd class thing was 1 yr ago. It was early this year when I was banned by the scorpion after I fought back the bully for his nasty posts on me. And for your information, I will take the credit for being the one who nailed the coffin on the bully and he is gone for good. Lexian, A++, and ChiUSMD, viky, fox, civili, r01, and many others did their parts, but the c... 阅读全帖
w*********r
发帖数: 3382
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release my ass
peace prize my ass
democracy my ass
it's all politics and that really disgusts me
s*******w
发帖数: 2257
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 德孤:试谈中共执政的合法性
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快评阅兵:法西斯大阅兵 2015-09-03 01:10:48
中共大阅兵已经演完了,震撼吗?意外吗?没有,和俄罗斯的阅兵其实差不许多。加上
阅兵时的解读,我第一时间看到,这哪里是反法西斯阅兵?分明就是现代法西斯阅兵嘛
。站在天安门城楼上最中央的普京和习近平,就是当今世界最反普世价值,最法西斯统
治本国人民的法西斯领袖嘛。
从拍摄的照片,以及北京的朋友通过微信发来的消息和图片看,三环之内差不多都清空
了嘛。这么声势浩大,害怕百姓的阅兵,不是法西斯阅兵是什么?
至于说阅兵呈现的那些武器什么的,这些没什么,关键是人,那些出席的所谓国家领导
人,大多数是专制国家的领导人,少数是向专制中国屈服的领导人,参加方队的,... 阅读全帖
f**********4
发帖数: 2617
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来自主题: History版 - 问个蒙古史问题
不是老孙,那是另外一个很bad ass的老戏骨王学圻。孙红雷bad ass主要是一股子流氓
气,王学圻bad ass比较高大上。
w**j
发帖数: 1032
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来自主题: Military版 - Murder in the Bible (Evil Bible.com)
The act of murder is rampant in the Bible. In much of the Bible,
especially the Old Testament, there are laws that command that people be
killed for absurd reasons such as working on the Sabbath, being gay, cursing
your parents, or not being a virgin on your wedding night. In addition to
these crazy and immoral laws, there are plenty of examples of God's
irrationality by his direct killing of many people for reasons that defy any
rational explanation such as killing children who make fun of... 阅读全帖
l******o
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怎么说呢, 我也觉得您骂得挺解气的,我一想到土共kiss 白俄的 ass 就tad 犯恶心
, 尤其习猪头带着婆娘, 先去kiss普京的ass, 又跑到黑非洲去kiss ass, 真tmd贱无
敌, 您什么时候回国去骂那猪头一顿,多解气
s*********e
发帖数: 5245
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suck my ass once, u r forever my ass sucker.
u do not go to other asses anymore.
understand?
m******r
发帖数: 4351
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来自主题: Military版 - 近两年的音乐实在难听
再接再厉,同一年2005年top63
Ying Yang - Wait
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get d... 阅读全帖
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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Israel is the shithole, and USA is the Ass - yes, Master and Blaster
Without a hole, USA would just be an ass, and without an ass, Israel would
just be a shithole.
Their mutual relationship, makes for a good BS factory.
f**o
发帖数: 12685
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土生土長巴裔少女申特區護照被拒 錯失留學機會
闇魔 引用 17/1/2016 17:19
怎麼才算香港人?在香港土生土長的17歲巴基斯坦裔少女Asma,說得一口流利廣東話,
視香港為家。中四那年考獲獎學金。原可往新加坡留學三年,先被新加坡拒簽學生簽證
,再被入境處拒批特區護照,錯失留學機會。入境處指不評論個別個案,因應每宗申請
個案的個別情況作處理,不受種族、膚色或宗教因素影響。
記者 潘柏林
Asma全名Butt Asma Ali,中文名畢艾美,現時就讀中六。爺爺在英殖時期在港擔任警
察,父母20年前從巴基斯坦來港定居,在港出生的Asma操流利廣東話,贏得多個朗誦獎
項,中四、中五更成為學校的總領袖生,「我同華語同學一齊生活、一齊慶祝生日、一
齊出去溫書,係香港過節日,例如新年我會去老師屋企,好開心係香港融入呢個社會。

她亦關心社會,雨傘邉颖l初期適逢是巴基斯坦新年,她與朋友去金鐘聲援,「我唔
會覺得我係一個巴基斯坦人,我就唔駛理香港發生乜事。調返轉,我覺得我係香港出世
,我基本上係香港人,我應該主動去了解香港文化,而家發生緊乜事。」
Asma雖是永久性居民,亦有永久居民身份證,... 阅读全帖
w****y
发帖数: 2952
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来自主题: Military版 - 希拉里赢定了
You can lick her ass even you don't like her. You definitely her ass kisser.
But even among the ass kissers, the blacks, latinos and Muslims have
priority compared with you.


act
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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It is time to expand the Zombie army.
Quickly, quickly, the yellow trump ass kissers are in urgent need of blood
for blood bun making! Their own blood is too precious, or too fake.
Oh, all those who came for school from mainland China with scholarship,
majored in science, but not specialized in Trump ass kissing, be scared,
very scared, you are going to be hanged as next spies. The yellow trump ass
kissers have special skin-whitening formula to change your fate to be your
savior!
f**********d
发帖数: 4960
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来自主题: Military版 - 傻逼 这个词是中华文明的精髓
西方是ass,
dumb ass, smart ass.

发帖数: 1
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学生拒绝对国旗宣誓,美国人道主义协会表示支持。(转载)
美国人道主义协会的Appignani人文主义法律中心(简称AHLC)今天致函给位于加
利福尼亚州橡树园的橡树园联合校区,信函内容是给一位九年级学生于在校时间内不宣读
效忠誓言的选择作支持的。作为非上帝信徒的学生, 此九年级学生拒绝以『Under
God』(上帝之下) 二字作出宣誓。
Appignani人文主义法律中心(以下简称AHLC)讲述信内他们陈述的以及该学生的关
注点: 强制学生宣读誓言是侵犯了宪法所赋予该学生可拒绝参与之权利,该学生宁愿静
坐于他的书桌边,代替起立宣誓。
Yet, the student was verbally chastised by his teaher in the classrom
and claims it was he, the student, that was being disrespectful and tried
intimidation techniques in an attempt to force him to say the pledge. The
student cont... 阅读全帖

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美国人道主义协会的Appignani人文主义法律中心(简称AHLC)今天致函给位于加
利福尼亚州橡树园的橡树园联合校区,信函内容是给一位九年级学生于在校时间内不宣读
效忠誓言的选择作支持的。作为非上帝信徒的学生, 此九年级学生拒绝以『Under
God』(上帝之下) 二字作出宣誓。
Appignani人文主义法律中心(以下简称AHLC)讲述信内他们陈述的以及该学生的关
注点: 强制学生宣读誓言是侵犯了宪法所赋予该学生可拒绝参与之权利,该学生宁愿静
坐于他的书桌边,代替起立宣誓。
Yet, the student was verbally chastised by his teaher in the classrom
and claims it was he, the student, that was being disrespectful and tried
intimidation techniques in an attempt to force him to say the pledge. The
student contacted the AHLC through the o... 阅读全帖

发帖数: 1
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美国人道主义协会的Appignani人文主义法律中心(简称AHLC)今天致函给位于加
利福尼亚州橡树园的橡树园联合校区,信函内容是给一位九年级学生于在校时间内不宣读
效忠誓言的选择作支持的。作为非上帝信徒的学生, 此九年级学生拒绝以『Under
God』(上帝之下) 二字作出宣誓。
Appignani人文主义法律中心(以下简称AHLC)讲述信内他们陈述的以及该学生的关
注点: 强制学生宣读誓言是侵犯了宪法所赋予该学生可拒绝参与之权利,该学生宁愿静
坐于他的书桌边,代替起立宣誓。
Yet, the student was verbally chastised by his teaher in the classrom
and claims it was he, the student, that was being disrespectful and tried
intimidation techniques in an attempt to force him to say the pledge. The
student contacted the AHLC through the o... 阅读全帖
s******n
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"Chinese got previlage like bailing your submortgage out? Chinese workers
work their asses off just to buy more of your treasury bonds to bail your
overspending asses out. "
我把asses全换成butts还是不让发,
老将们来解释一下,我哪里不符合普世价值了?
c*****n
发帖数: 14445
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Reward people who work hard! Fxxk the lazy ass.
不怎么Fxxk the lazy ass?任何人都做不到,你觉得你就靠在版上骂人就可以Fxxk
the lazy ass了?

a
good
the
S******4
发帖数: 2865
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来自主题: USANews版 - 黑8 will lose tomorrow
When you vote for a white guy like Romney, are you kissing his ass?
I don't know you like kissing guy's ass so much... especially given Romney
is anti-gay.
Enjoy yourself by all means.
For me, I am not kissing anyone's ass when I vote for someone.
And I just don't think we should use racist term to describe any minority
group. Simple as that.
You can be respectful and grown up, or you can continue to talk shit which I
am not going to reply.
K***j
发帖数: 316
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http://abovethelaw.com/2013/01/student-sends-open-letter-to-cla
Dear tYLS or tWall or whatever dumb shit you call it these days:
I am a second-semester 3L. How exciting. In a surprising turn of events, I
decided I want to work for a couple of years at a law firm but eventually
try to become a published author, or, if that fails, get a Ph.D. and try to
become a professor.
Why am I telling you all of this? It’s because I wanted to thank you all
for inspiring me to follow my passions and my dreams.... 阅读全帖
f**********n
发帖数: 29853
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CPA
"Certified Piece of Ass" "Certified PHAT Ass" Describes someone with an
incredibly attractive ass. A.k.a. Badonkadonk
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CPA
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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It is time to expand the Zombie army.
Quickly, quickly, the yellow trump ass kissers are in urgent need of blood
for blood bun making! Their own blood is too precious, or too fake.
Oh, all those who came for school from mainland China with scholarship,
majored in science, but not specialized in Trump ass kissing, be scared,
very scared, you are going to be hanged as next spies. The yellow trump ass
kissers has special skin-whitening formula to change your fate to be your
savior!
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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Aren't his parents' part of lobster party in yellow dump ass kisser's eyes?
Peter is born is US. How about his cousins? Are any of them dreamers yellow
dump ass kissers trying to chase out of US while posing as representatives
of Chinese American?
Looks like the yellow dump ass kissers smelled the blood bun and are going
all out on this one.
Have to say, just when I think I already know how low your lot are, you go
one step lower.
w*********o
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He and other two kids got the honor they deserve from the military. Right
now, it looks like yellow dump ass kissers are trying to gave his body to
the alt-right groups and dump as prop.They might threw his family under the
bus while doing that.
Who initiate that so called "white house petition" and how many of the "
voters" are either fake, coming from alt-right group, or coming from
mainland China? Do they want to dig his body up? That's the worst offense to
anyone in Chinese culture.
And how ... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Automobile版 - 聊聊筒子们死磕地雷的心理因素
随便聊聊,别生气,不骂人,好吧。
隔三差五,就能看到筒子们分享和地雷斗智斗勇的精彩故事,跌宕起伏,高潮迭起。持
久战,疑兵计,突袭,但凡你能在兵书和小说里能看到的,你就能在筒子们的故事里找
到。筒子们活学活用,那是比赵括兄弟强太多了。
筒子们振奋精神,成天累月的竭尽可能的渠道研究价格,不厌其烦的反复试探方圆500
里以内地雷们的价格底线,不辞辛劳奔袭于方圆100里以内的地雷之间。终于能够拿到
一个笑傲古今的便宜价格,端得是无比兴奋。
和几个朋友探讨了一下,一致赞成,做适度研究和比较,比如,花几个小时或至多几天
,不做凯子,是无比正确的。不过,关于这成天累月艰苦奋斗的持久战,我们没能统一
认识-是什么样的心理因素在强大支撑。不过,有一点认识大家是同一的,就是这适度
研究和这成天累月斗争的结果一般也就差四,五百刀。
出没于此处的筒子们,家庭收入或者未来的家庭收入,多会在10万刀以上吧。想想这投
入的感情和精力,这成天累月的斗争成本不小啊。那么是什么心理因素在支撑筒子们斗
争呢? 这里是俺和朋友们的一些看法:
1. 买便宜货就是爽。如果能买到方圆500里内前无古人,后无来者的低价,那无与伦比... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: BackHome版 - 加拿大是美国的殖民地
you are a low-level chinese american. you have nothing to show off.
white people kick your ass.
black people kick your ass.
mexican kick your ass.
z*******3
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来自主题: BackHome版 - 加拿大转机经历
you are a low-level chinese american. you have nothing to show off.
white people kick your ass.
black people kick your ass.
mexican kick your ass.
o****y
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就这一点,说明他没长大。我自认 自己 是个 志大才不疏 的人
但我从不认为 kissing ass 是什么丢脸的事。光健是 kissing ass
要 有理有据,因时因地。这是一门艺术啊。尤其是当你很有本
事,别人认为你该狂的情况下,kissing ass 事半功倍啊。
BTW, 兔子和狼能幸福嗎? 你和你的他, 谁是兔子,谁是狼?
That probably can help us to dissect the puzzle.
l*s
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来自主题: Family版 - 理想的生活
读书上来的人一般也没那么暴发户吧?但人家可能会把工作当事业当乐趣,所以不会那
么随便放弃的。
男强人豪门也不见得kiss ass,如果真喜欢当然乐意哄人家开心,但最好自己要有能力
,啥时候不乐意了就潇洒说拜拜。也不会有kiss ass的感觉的。
再说男人强,不等于男人就是暴发户啊。

你说的1就是我说的3,早年努力发家,然后休息。不过暴发户们一般不会轻易放弃努力
,这个可
能性比较小拉。
我说的1是公主出身
2是彩票发家,纯粹就是运气好挡不住阿。
不过努力到40再这样,也很没意思了。我觉得perfect life最好还是富二代,从小就这
样。
男强人不管是否出身豪门,只要你靠的人家,不管有多爱,那都是kiss ass的。哈哈,
你第二条
其实和嫁入豪门没任何区别。嫁给富二代和嫁给暴发户,女人的地位都是一样一样的。

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包子不是和汉堡一样直接拿起就可以咬着吃的吗?拿出一根吸管吸着吃就搞不懂了,难
道被老板骗了,偷工减料装上汤进去就装包子吗,老板特意出来解释一番,才懂了。
中国的皮蛋,他们会以为这蛋是经历了什么会变成又黑又有弹性的蛋,没提示他们肯定
以为坏了,会被丢弃,再也不想去尝试,他们把皮蛋称之为中国的黑暗料理。
哈哈,只能说外国人不懂中国人的品味啊
每次出国,尝到“特别”的外国菜后,就开始食难下咽,特别想念我大中华的家乡菜,
寻寻觅觅,终于找到了一家中餐馆,吃饭的兴致全来了,开开心心地走进去,坐下一看
,差点没把自己呛死,什么叫被烤的丈夫?
四喜考夫Sixi roasted husband
好像中国也没有这一道菜啊,小编努力地想了好久,会不会是“四喜烤麸”啊?
不只是这一个,被翻译得很奇葩的菜还有好多。小编真的很好奇,看到这样的菜单,外
国人是怎么把菜吃下去的???
1.原来真的有一道菜叫随便(whatever)
这样女朋友说“随便”的时候,是不是就不用那么头疼了?
2.什么叫我们甜甜的屁股(our sweet ass)?
私房香之驴Our sweet ass
Ass是有驴的意思,但是也有屁股的意... 阅读全帖
l****o
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想起来猎头跟我瞎聊的时候说的一个故事,说他以前介绍的一个工作,普林斯顿的PhD
,作quant的,送到街上去,好像是高盛,或者雷曼,具体忘了。
他介绍那个人去的时候,跟hiring manager说,这个人super smart,不过呢,是个
pain in the ass,我自己won't even have a drink with him. 经理说管他pain不
pain啊,我要个能干活的,能干活就行。
那个人去了一年,给公司写了一个布拉布拉的算法,解决了布拉布拉的问题,为公司挣
了布拉布拉个米粒的钱。到年底,街上收入全看年终奖,经理给他的奖金很低。他非常
怒,回来找猎头,表示要跳槽。
猎头就问那个经理去了,说他说给你写关键算法有木有?他说给你挣了几十个米粒的钱
有木有?他说你给他鼻屎大的bonus有木有?你是不是太不fair啦?经理说,这些都可
以有~~ 不过呢,这个人实在是pain in the ass啊,我本来以为他是蚊子叮那么大的
pain,结果他是碗口那么大的疮。同组的人每个月至少来complain他一次,我安抚员工
安抚得我头大,给人家长了好几次薪水都留不住人。他不走... 阅读全帖
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harry123108 (harry) 于 (Tue Aug 2 01:13:32 2011, 美东) 提到:
认识一女生,国内小本,这边PHD,偏生物类专业。去年校园一世界500强大公司面试,
100多个人面试,结果4-6个人选中,她是其中一个。据她说以后在公司做的跟她现在做
的PHD课题也不是很相关。
女生长得还行,时尚会打扮,英语中等偏上水平。
至今没有论文发表,没专利和其他任何已经发表的东西,PHD校园面试时候才第三年,
今年第四年毕业去那家公司。
不知道那家公司看中她什么。那么多人面试,还有很多美国人,男女都有。
是不是国女比国男就是好找工作,哪怕专业不好,只要长得还行的是不是都不难找呢?
求讨论!
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vsfan (小饭) 于 (Tue Aug 2 01:22:34 2011, 美东) 提到:
Big boob?

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d**e
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - [合集] 我也来说一下油工
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phenixsun (太阳饭) 于 (Fri Jun 14 16:05:19 2013, 美东) 提到:
周五下午没事,也说两句。本人石油专业phd,现在在一个的油服公司作reservoir
engineer。学校一般,工作三年,还在排绿卡,现在一年16万多。我们这里今年新招的
fresh phd给14万多。认识的混得好的,三年拿到20万的也有。但一般要有7,8年的工
作经验才能拿上20万。不过也有工作5,6年才拿14万多的。这种是因为当年进来工资低
,也没跳过。拿到20多万了,再往上跳也不容易。石油公司,油服公司里各种专业都有
,不是什么职位都好。
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hjxds (Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass) 于 (Fri Jun 14 16:06:49 2013, 美东) 提到:
非石油专业的理工课转,能拿到什么好职位,价格?

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b***j
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来自主题: Living版 - [转贴] Moving to Texas!
Dear Diary,
Just moved to Texas ! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!
Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. It is beautiful. I've
finally found my home. I love it here.
June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-
conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the
sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus ... 阅读全帖
z****l
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delmarva (little electronics) 于 (Thu Jan 26 09:49:45 2012, 美东) 提到:
搞DEAL真害人啊,我搞了DEAL以后,因为不懂闷声发大财的道理,经常跟老婆吹嘘,LD
只重结果不重中间过程的艰辛。我自愿和被迫给老婆买了如下的东西,说是庆祝
IPAD2 一个
IPHONE UNLOCKED 4S 一个
HP TOUCHPAD N个,拿去HUAREN换女人的东西
驴包两个,花了大概1300一个,不知道啥吗MODELS
香包一个,要了我3000,老婆自己下的蛋
其他没听过名子的包若干,就知道其中有个什么michael jacobs SB人创的包
某某深度游 4次
航空搞的点本来可以卖了还卡债,出去玩几趟就浮云了。
搞了两年下来,反而欠一ASS债,债>=$8000
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ESP (食色性也) 于 (Thu Jan 26 10:33:12 2012, 美东) 提到:
你老... 阅读全帖
q****6
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 情商难教啊
He is "smart ass". The question is how to change the behavior of a "smart
ass", not a debate of whether a "smart ass" is good or bad.
C****a
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按照你的逻辑说,你怎么就不能容忍别人质疑那些质疑楼主的人?非要说人家是ass
kisser?
按照你的逻辑,你自己就是你口中所说的ass kisser,kiss的还是你自己的ass。

酸)
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