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发帖数: 466 | 2 JOE vs. JOSE 非法移民的幸福生活
You have two families: " Joe Legal" and " Jose Illegal."
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California.
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.
00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and
gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table."
Ready? Now pay attention....
Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per
year. Now take 30... 阅读全帖 |
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q*d
发帖数: 22178 | 4 英文里常见的如ASAP这样的缩写也就罢了，
读学术论文最头疼的就是作者在某处创造了一专有名字的缩写，
然后后面不断的使用，你有时候得不断得到处找原意是什么。
比如APEC，不熟悉的人绞尽脑汁也很难想出这特么到底指哪几个单词，
但看中文，亚太经合，很容易就看明白了 |
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发帖数: 29576 | 5 Ryan Reyes said he dropped off his boyfriend, Daniel Kaufman, at 7 a.m. at
the regional center, where he managed the coffee shop.
They traded cheerful texts throughout the morning. But at 10:37 a.m., Reyes
received an ominous message from his sister.
"Hey Ry does Daniel work at the Regional Center in Sb?" the message read. "
Check the news."
Reyes, 32, called his boyfriend repeatedly but kept getting sent to
voicemail.
"Call me ASAP!" he texted. There was no reply.
The next 22 hours were agonizi... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 6 This was on Martin Armstrong's website. It was so good, I had to pass it on.
Dear Abby,
My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get
dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I
know he’s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand-
daughters. I know this because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy
cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in
separate beds because he tells me he knows ... 阅读全帖 |
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P**5
发帖数: 3422 | 7 ######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐！！！！！
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有semina... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 14194 | 8 Exclusive: China central bank to Fed: A little help, please?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-usa-cenbank-exclusive-i
Confronted with a plunge in its stock markets last year, China's central
bank swiftly reached out to the U.S. Federal Reserve, asking it to share its
play book for dealing with Wall Street's "Black Monday" crash of 1987.
The request came in a July 27 email from a People's Bank of China official
with a subject line: "Your urgent assistance is greatly appreciated!"
In a mess... 阅读全帖 |
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C*I
发帖数: 4736 | 9 这是一个minutes by minutes story, 很有意思，有兴趣的可以看一看,长点见识。说
不定这事什么时候你真能遇上。
其中说了一个小伙子，在田纳西一个社区学院读书，回到土耳其去看他的新婚妻子，结
果就回不来了。他的妻子是乌兹别克斯坦人。 昨天突然听到消息说法官临时限制了总
统令后，就又赶紧花了1000多块钱买了机票折回来了。
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Latest on the reaction to a court order blocking U.S.
President Donald Trump's ban on travelers and immigrants from seven
predominantly Muslim countries (all times Eastern):
1:30 p.m.
The Justice Department has appealed a judge's order blocking his travel ban
at the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Sa... 阅读全帖 |
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W***n
发帖数: 11530 | 10 Send this guy to a top caliber mental hospital ASAP |
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发帖数: 1 | 11 Terrible need move out NYC asap... |
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h*********n
发帖数: 11319 | 12 现在还在扯jb蛋“超售”的都是他妈的UA枪手
专业民事律师眼里这根本就是躺赢的case
FW: Lawyer here. This myth that passengers don't have rights needs to go
away, ASAP. You are dead wrong when saying that United legally kicked him
off the plane.
法律上，航空公司没有权力无故把就座的乘客赶下飞机
1. First of all, it's airline spin to call this an
overbooking. The statutory provision granting them the ability to deny
boarding is about "OVERSALES", specifically defines as booking more reserved
confirmed seats than there are available. This is not what happened. T... 阅读全帖 |
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h*********n
发帖数: 11319 | 13 现在还在扯jb蛋“超售”的都是他妈的UA枪手
专业民事律师眼里这根本就是躺赢的case
FW: Lawyer here. This myth that passengers don't have rights needs to go
away, ASAP. You are dead wrong when saying that United legally kicked him
off the plane.
法律上，航空公司没有权力无故把就座的乘客赶下飞机
1. First of all, it's airline spin to call this an
overbooking. The statutory provision granting them the ability to deny
boarding is about "OVERSALES", specifically defines as booking more reserved
confirmed seats than there are available. This is not what happened. T... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 14 Why waste time on this alligator when the swamp’s most critical economic
and political problems revolve around the hegemony of a global corporate
cartel, which is headquartered in the US because this is where their
dominant military force resides. The US Constitution is therefore the “
kingpin” of an all-inclusive global financial empire. These fictitious
entities now own the USA and command its military infrastructure by virtue
of the Federal Reserve Corporation, regulatory capture, MSM propaga... 阅读全帖 |
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F********r
发帖数: 878 | 15 if you decide to have a name change, do it asap. |
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W***n
发帖数: 11530 | 16 I think CCP 's patience in this big issue is ridiculously over spent
this abnormality should be rectified ASAP |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 17 Order online with her, xoxoxo asap, otherwise cancel order or return goods. |
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a****r
发帖数: 12375 | 18 woaimaojin (ASAP)说，老家人民快冻死了！
煤改气，tm的锅炉都tm给拆了，不许卖煤。
农民去年家里留的煤也被村干部拉走了！气没
修好，老人孩子冻着！
我们隔壁的李大爷脑血栓行动不便，给儿子
哭，这辈子都没这么冷过！农村的房子电暖器、
空调全上，没啥用。而且对农民来讲费用太高还冷。
农村房子密闭不好的，房子还大。土暖气一般屋子里
可以到十几度。
现在更恐怖的是就算管道修好也没那么多天然气！
县城都开始轮番限气了，县城的同学说两天没天然气，
不能炒菜了！！
昨天新闻看山西一个工人室外烧煤取暖拘留5天，
我还觉得不可思议。。。
河北！温度和北京差不多！屋子里温度还没室外高！
我小侄女小侄子才几岁手都长冻疮了！
冻疮这个东西已经在我们村好多年没发生了！以前
特别穷的家庭冬天没钱买煤的才会出现，现在有钱也不
管用，县城倒是可以保证供暖，但是限制供气。轮番限
制。电磁炉都卖脱销了！ |
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r****a
发帖数: 1212 | 19 室内温度没室外高是什么意思？夏天的时候？
[在 arthir (阿瑟~不懂) 的大作中提到：]
:woaimaojin (ASAP)说，老家人民快冻死了！
: 煤改气，tm的锅炉都tm给拆了，不许卖煤。
:农民去年家里留的煤也被村干部拉走了！气没
:修好，老人孩子冻着！
: 我们隔壁的李大爷脑血栓行动不便，给儿子
:哭，这辈子都没这么冷过！农村的房子电暖器、
:空调全上，没啥用。而且对农民来讲费用太高还冷。
:农村房子密闭不好的，房子还大。土暖气一般屋子里
:可以到十几度。
: 现在更恐怖的是就算管道修好也没那么多天然气！
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m*****n
发帖数: 3575 | 20 你tmd说话按照
P A N D A S 发音？
“用这种abbreviation的必然是专业人士互相交流自然都懂”
傻逼一个，说黑话还说出优越感了
英语的缺陷在于信息量太稀，不仅专业术语，日常用语都得用黑话
什么BTW ASAP等等缩写
现代小年轻不用一套黑话根本无法发短信
发个信息跟发密电私的
这叫先进？
就因为字节太长
老外自己连名字都得简化
一个一个的Jeff
这叫先进？ |
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w********2
发帖数: 632 | 21 See what other countries do? They comply to US's requirement asap. See what
China is doing, blahblahblah.
WTO without US is not WTO anymore. The whole WTO relies on US to open its
market. You can say WTO is US led or domain system. You can choose to enter
or not.
In the year 2000, there were a lot of debate whether China should enter WTO
or not. Because entering WTO means a lot sacrifice, now it is time to pay. |
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x*****8
发帖数: 10683 | 22 但是周二傍晚6点钟，我再次从fantasy回到了reality当中。
监室楼道上贴着英文布告：“We have zero tolerance for contraband! One of the
inmates, Yin XX died of drug overdose in the hospital this morning. He hid
the illicit drug in his underwear when entering the facility. Later our
officers discovered his drug abuse. But it was too late. If you see any
contraband in your cell, please report to our officers ASAP.”
“明明是活活打死的！” 小王愤怒地捏紧了拳头。
“小王，请注意，这不是我们自己的国家。” 我赶快提醒他。
下一次基督教入门课是在周三。所以周二晚上是在lobby里自由活动时间。有几个难友
用3倍于市价的价格买了好几副扑克牌，大家打起了扑克。小... 阅读全帖 |
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k**********4
发帖数: 16092 | 23 I found this hard to believe, normally, if the crime is violent and serious,
they would like to put you in jail ASAP, so that you can not commit more
crimes or flee, what you said does not make sense to me at all.
gross |
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s***h
发帖数: 487 | 24 I found you stay in 廊坊 too long to believe.
: I found this hard to believe, normally, if the crime is violent and
serious,
: they would like to put you in jail ASAP, so that you can not commit
more
: crimes or flee, what you said does not make sense to me at all.
: gross
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k**********4
发帖数: 16092 | 25 tell your friend to call this number ASAP:1-800-BE-ALERT |
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s***h
发帖数: 487 | 26 只有女生才会像你帖子里这么 complicated 。
男生很简单，一般都是女生说 no 就是 no，马上就 tar out。女生说 yes 就是 ASAP
。否则人生没时间干正事。
: 别burn out ,告诉西花收着点儿，否则不给性高潮
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e***d
发帖数: 8248 | 27 还好不是AFAP, as fast as possible.
前戏一小时，正戏一小时，每周六次。
的确木法干正事。
^_^
ASAP |
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s***h
发帖数: 487 | 28 通俗的说，就是暧昧的妹纸基本都成不了，因为统计上各种扰动太多，导致大概率烂尾
工程。
: 还好不是AFAP, as fast as possible.
: 前戏一小时，正戏一小时，每周六次。
: 的确木法干正事。
: ^_^
: ASAP |
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s***h
发帖数: 487 | 29 我想了想这个问题。我作为男生，好像 oxytocin level 随时间 decay 得很快。可能
也就是我 tar out 过去经历不费事的缘故。
: 还好不是AFAP, as fast as possible.
: 前戏一小时，正戏一小时，每周六次。
: 的确木法干正事。
: ^_^
: ASAP
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c********e
发帖数: 4283 | 30 OK, you didn't tell me your mortgage is ARM, in this case, sure pay it off
ASAP. ARM could be toxic, and actually I think it will be toxic soon enough.
my mortgage is fix term 15 years with 2.625% rate, that's a keeper in my
book.
nice chatting. |
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发帖数: 1 | 31 A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States
from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!
9,473 replies 49,581 retweets 131,284 likes
Reply 9.5K Retweet 50K Like 131K
老川是不是要准备个国宴欢迎仪式啊？ |
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N*****s
发帖数: 3324 | 32 Please do ASAP. Cannot stand this thug. |
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发帖数: 1 | 33 http://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1238437583484588032
Mark D. Levine
@MarkLevineNYC
There is a significant chance we will face a shortage of ventilator machines
in the coming weeks.
I wish 50% of the people yelling at the feds for more testing would switch
to yelling about this.
We made one plane per hour in WW2. That needs to happen ASAP for ventilators.
8:11 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter Web App |
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k**i
发帖数: 10191 | 34 The real people want to get back to work ASAP - 操。 |
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d*********o
发帖数: 6388 | 35 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The LameStream Media is the dominant force in trying to get me to keep our
Country closed as long as possible in the hope that it will be detrimental
to my election success. The real people want to get back to work ASAP. We
will be stronger than ever before! |
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r***i
发帖数: 9780 | 36 麻痹的川普哪儿说让我们尽快复工了
他只是说 the real people want to get back to work asap
至于是否复工，当然看疫情发展情况 |
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c****n
发帖数: 2031 | 37 Yes, smash those motherf**kers. That's what I really wanna see ASAP. hehe
condescending and |
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L******k
发帖数: 33825 | 38 audience opportunity at Good Morning America with Rosie O’Donnell
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If you're interested in joining the audience of Good Morning America
live next Tuesday from 7 to 9 am at ABC, email Samantha Green
ASAP. The guest is Rosie O’Donnell, who is
a media celebrity and LGBT activist.
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*To Whom It May Concern:*
*I’m the audience coordinator at Good Morning America. I’m writing to
invite
the women and men of the Sundanc |
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s*******3
发帖数: 90 | 39 Unless either one of you is a fundamentalist, it shouldn't be a problem.
Sharing the same political opinions is not the corner stone of a
successfully relationship, sharing the same value proposition is. As long as
you are respectful and care about each other, you'll be fine. By instinct
you'll know when to stop and stay away from the hot buttons. You may even
have wonderful debates and learn from each other, before leaving all your
discussions outside the bedroom door.
If I'm not mistaken, you ... 阅读全帖 |
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D**S
发帖数: 24887 | 40 LOL
The only "cure" is for November to come asap, then she will be fine. |
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D**S
发帖数: 24887 | 41 Smart Republicans should act asap to prevent their own party from becoming
ever more irrelevant in today's demographics. |
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M*V
发帖数: 3205 | 42 https://www.facebook.com/notes/bring-flashforward-back/paul-lee-is-
officially-head-of-abc-entertainment-group-so-heres-his-contact-info/
142284615795777
We've all seen the ABC press release now. Paul Lee is OFFICIALLY in charge
at ABC Entertainment Group (Stephen McPherson's old job), so it's time to
direct your mail/calls/emails to Mr. Lee. We don't know how he feels about
FlashForward, but he wasn't the one who canceled it. Please keep that in
mind when you contact him.
Here is his contact in... 阅读全帖 |
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a***u
发帖数: 100 | 43 I lost my bags last week. My cloth gone, it is ok.
My passport is nearly out of date. It is still ok.
However, there are 4 library books which I can not
afford to pay now.
It is not right.
In that morning, two guys tried one time without
success. There is another witness.
In the afternoon, I was absentminded, so I lost them.
Please return those book to library asap.
Thanks. |
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l*****e
发帖数: 4600 | 44 【 以下文字转载自 Seattle 讨论区 】
发信人: clairekk (watch me shine), 信区: Seattle
标 题: 就这样被骗了$700 怎么办?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jul 9 01:43:06 2012, 美东)
昨天收到一封urgent email, 一个朋友说她全家在西班牙旅行被劫持了, 所有钱身份证
信用卡都米有了, 困在酒店. 需要$1700, 我昨天就通过WestUnion给她汇了$
700到西班牙, 她今天又说要$1200因为误了飞机.
我就开始觉得有问题, (关键是通过WestUnion没有汇成功, 否则更是损失惨重)
刚刚看到她fb page才发现她email被hack了, 现在人在西雅图.
不知道怎样把钱追回来呢? 去WestUnion取钱不是需要ID认证的吗?
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我真是笨, 也不知道事先给她打个电话 T_____T
太傻太单纯了
@@@@@@@@@@All Email Thread@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
On Mon, J... 阅读全帖 |
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C*****H
发帖数: 7927 | 45 RE
make up ur mind ASAP |
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C***U
发帖数: 6529 | 46 老邢，你的未名空间-待处理任务通知可把姐坑死了！
姐一向用真实的鸡妹儿信箱来注册id的，不像有的人注册完了连信箱是什么都忘了。结
果你的那个破通知给姐带来了很多的困扰！你是无信报有信，少信报多信。每天姐一打
开邮箱，赫然就是你看似很温情的通知：“CMNIU，您好!您在BBS 未名空间站有如下事
项尚未处理：xx封新邮件未读”姐开始很感动哎，看到这么多信件还以为我得了很多包
子或者很多投条。兴冲冲登陆买买提一查，要么其实一封也木有，要么只有孤零零的一
封两封，你这不是坑姐呢吗？！开始姐还以为只是偶尔错误，后来发现老邢你大概是成
心的吧？为的就是欺骗像我这样的忠实用户，引诱我们登录买买提ASAP，就象你经常虚
报在线人数一样。姐没冤枉你了吧？
俗话说Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. 多次上当后，姐
决定华丽丽地从此忽视你的通知，哪知你又再次缺德地戏弄了姐一次！就在上个星期，
姐好不容易钓到了个真正的高富帅，一来二去地，高富帅说想来看看姐，问姐哪天合适
。姐当时兴冲冲地给回了信，然后满怀期待地等他的回音。为了表示矜... 阅读全帖 |
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h**p
发帖数: 377 | 47 TG should release lxb asap!! |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 48 你不知道科学家已经找到你的脑残基因了.DRD4
你怎么还不去看病?
ASAP,兴许还有救...
lol... |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 49 MF’s Corzine Ordered Funds Moved to JP Morgan, Memo Says
By Phil Mattingly and Silla Brush - Mar 23, 2012
Jon S. Corzine, MF Global Holding Ltd. (MFGLQ)’s chief executive officer,
gave “direct instructions” to transfer $200 million from a customer fund
account to meet an overdraft in a brokerage account with JPMorgan Chase & Co
. (JPM), according to a memo written by congressional investigators.
Edith O’Brien, a treasurer for the firm, said in an e-mail quoted in the
memo that the transfer was “... 阅读全帖 |
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C****n
发帖数: 2324 | 50 That's why my proposal probably works better.
i.e., if you want welfare, no vote for the year.
Want to vote? Get out of the welfare ASAP! So you can vote next year!
How many votes you can vote?
log (1000) X, where X is your TAX.
i.e.,
Ever on welfare this and last year? Yes, No Vote.
How much tax you pay last year?
$1000 TAX and down, 1 vote.
$1M TAX, 2 votes.
$1B TAX 3 votes
$1B and up, 4 votes.
Bill Gates certainly should have 4 votes. |
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