x********o
发帖数: 1741 | 1 是我家这样的：
某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
very old.
某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
1875.
某小：（无语中）。。。
某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
某小：（继续无语）
某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
which number minus which number?
(以下省去中英文数百字)
。。。。。。。。
某妈：（擦汗）now you understand？
某小：（点头）
某妈：（欣慰地）ok，let's check this out: I was born in 19**, this year is
2010, as you know, how old am I?
某小：（提笔开算且念念有词）you were born in 19**。。。
wait a minute，WHEN DID YOU DIE？
某妈：（轰然倒地）。。。。。。 |
S*******l
发帖数: 2747 | 2 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
//严重cft u
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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s*******l
发帖数: 4870 | 3 逗死我了！
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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x********o
发帖数: 1741 | 4 你知道我从地上爬起来后怎么回答她的？
【在 S*******l 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
: //严重cft u
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C*******y
发帖数: 623 | 5 哈哈哈哈哈哈
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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S*******l
发帖数: 2747 | 6 被你现在歧视了？呵呵
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 你知道我从地上爬起来后怎么回答她的？
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c*****y
发帖数: 7647 | 7 你妈刚刚被你气死了。哈哈哈。
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 你知道我从地上爬起来后怎么回答她的？
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x********o
发帖数: 1741 | 8 不是。
我郑重地说：I'm NOT vampire!!!
【在 c*****y 的大作中提到】
: 你妈刚刚被你气死了。哈哈哈。
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S*******l
发帖数: 2747 | 9 某小有没有要求半夜彻底检查一下你的牙？
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 不是。
: 我郑重地说：I'm NOT vampire!!!
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s****u
发帖数: 2203 | 10 你们母女都太可爱了！
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 不是。
: 我郑重地说：I'm NOT vampire!!!
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b******e
发帖数: 1850 | 11 hahahaha
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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e****a
发帖数: 4783 | 12 hahaha
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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i**e
发帖数: 19242 | 13 哈哈哈哈
某小在世上混了几年了？ :)
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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m******m
发帖数: 11847 | 14 哈哈哈哈
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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p*****e
发帖数: 5165 | 15 "which number minus which number?"我自己也经常忍不住问这样的面向答案的问题。
。。可是确实是不对的，我一天比一天认真地这样想。。。心儿他们一定是不这样教的。
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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x********o
发帖数: 1741 | 16 怕了你了。
至于吗，这么上纲上线的。
的。
【在 p*****e 的大作中提到】
: "which number minus which number?"我自己也经常忍不住问这样的面向答案的问题。
: 。。可是确实是不对的，我一天比一天认真地这样想。。。心儿他们一定是不这样教的。
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p*****e
发帖数: 5165 | 17 呵呵，我反动嘛。。。你为啥叫夏雨诗？
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 怕了你了。
: 至于吗，这么上纲上线的。
:
: 的。
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x********o
发帖数: 1741 | 18 哈哈哈，您分析一下？
【在 p*****e 的大作中提到】
: 呵呵，我反动嘛。。。你为啥叫夏雨诗？
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p*****e
发帖数: 5165 | 19 小说人名？不说我放狗了啊。
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈哈，您分析一下？
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x********o
发帖数: 1741 | 20 放吧。
：p
【在 p*****e 的大作中提到】
: 小说人名？不说我放狗了啊。
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j****e
发帖数: 1782 | 21 haha, 咪is so cute!
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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f**********g
发帖数: 4709 | 22 太可爱了
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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w*******e
发帖数: 2150 | 23 hahaha
【在 x********o 的大作中提到】
: 是我家这样的：
: 某妈：（某人弹琴时路过,瞥了一眼）This's a famous piece.
: 某小：(看了一眼composer的名字)He lived a looooooong time ago! He must be
: very old.
: 某妈：(鄙视)really? you think so? Look, he was born in 1838 and he died in
: 1875.
: 某小：（无语中）。。。
: 某妈：（得意+得寸进尺）so，how old was he by the time he died?
: 某小：（继续无语）
: 某妈：（开始慈母循循善诱状）How to work this out?
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