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话题: another话题: 胖子话题: cookies话题: gives话题: 10
1 (共1页)
L******8
发帖数: 4093
1
就是俺家这个胖子
me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
10. How much do you have now?
胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!
s*****y
发帖数: 4595
2
hahaha, kathy is super smart and cute.:)
and we all know where the "油盐不进" gene comes from, //wink wink

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

W********s
发帖数: 1851
3
哈哈哈,太好玩啦。

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

L******8
发帖数: 4093
4
i know i know. her dad!

【在 s*****y 的大作中提到】
: hahaha, kathy is super smart and cute.:)
: and we all know where the "油盐不进" gene comes from, //wink wink
:
: another

L******8
发帖数: 4093
5
55555555555

【在 W********s 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈哈,太好玩啦。
:
: another

i**e
发帖数: 19242
6
哈哈哈哈!
胖子2可爱了!好!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

F**********y
发帖数: 10265
7
我干女儿太厉害了,得意ing

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

h*****z
发帖数: 4732
8
赞Kathy。10+10,放我们这,是K毕业最难最难的题了。

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

w*******e
发帖数: 2150
9
还只有button嘛, 要说做对一道题1刀, 胖子肯定从了

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

d****e
发帖数: 2395
10
hahaha, zan Kathy.
你都知道人家水平这么高了,还出这么没有意思的题目?

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

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l*****r
发帖数: 7130
11
好可爱!
L******8
发帖数: 4093
12
同学们,现实是残酷滴,祖宗们是狡猾滴。
x********8
发帖数: 1424
13
今天最可爱的帖子!!
c****t
发帖数: 1103
14
//胖子好聪明啊,这叫兵来将挡

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

C*******y
发帖数: 623
15
hahahaha, zan K!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

L******8
发帖数: 4093
16
5555555555

【在 c****t 的大作中提到】
: //胖子好聪明啊,这叫兵来将挡
:
: another

b******e
发帖数: 1850
17
我们家老二是酱紫的。
她正在吃Oreo
我:琪琪,如果你有5个Oreo,给了妈妈一个,你还有几个。
琪琪(举着手里的oreo):我有一个,你没有(恶狠狠地,向我示威性地咬了一口)
我:妈妈说的是假如,就是Pretend,你有5个Oreo
琪琪: 我不知道!!!!!!!!!!我不喜欢这个game!!!!!!!!!!我要听歌!!!!
!!!!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

c*****y
发帖数: 7647
18
我们家老二。。数5都数不清。。。说话也说不清。。。

【在 b******e 的大作中提到】
: 我们家老二是酱紫的。
: 她正在吃Oreo
: 我:琪琪,如果你有5个Oreo,给了妈妈一个,你还有几个。
: 琪琪(举着手里的oreo):我有一个,你没有(恶狠狠地,向我示威性地咬了一口)
: 我:妈妈说的是假如,就是Pretend,你有5个Oreo
: 琪琪: 我不知道!!!!!!!!!!我不喜欢这个game!!!!!!!!!!我要听歌!!!!
: !!!!
:
: another

b******e
发帖数: 1850
19
cft cft
等!
我们家老二,快到两岁的时候还分不清谁是爸爸谁是妈妈,两岁还啥都不会说。
两岁半的时候就忽然开窍了,貌似说话到比老大还利索。

【在 c*****y 的大作中提到】
: 我们家老二。。数5都数不清。。。说话也说不清。。。
L******8
发帖数: 4093
20
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
太可爱了!

【在 b******e 的大作中提到】
: 我们家老二是酱紫的。
: 她正在吃Oreo
: 我:琪琪,如果你有5个Oreo,给了妈妈一个,你还有几个。
: 琪琪(举着手里的oreo):我有一个,你没有(恶狠狠地,向我示威性地咬了一口)
: 我:妈妈说的是假如,就是Pretend,你有5个Oreo
: 琪琪: 我不知道!!!!!!!!!!我不喜欢这个game!!!!!!!!!!我要听歌!!!!
: !!!!
:
: another

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L******8
发帖数: 4093
21
胖子也是大喘气大舌头

【在 c*****y 的大作中提到】
: 我们家老二。。数5都数不清。。。说话也说不清。。。
C*******y
发帖数: 623
22
哈哈哈哈哈哈
这个故事告诉我们,
不能拿娃娃最喜欢的东西做数学,加法减法都不行。

【在 b******e 的大作中提到】
: 我们家老二是酱紫的。
: 她正在吃Oreo
: 我:琪琪,如果你有5个Oreo,给了妈妈一个,你还有几个。
: 琪琪(举着手里的oreo):我有一个,你没有(恶狠狠地,向我示威性地咬了一口)
: 我:妈妈说的是假如,就是Pretend,你有5个Oreo
: 琪琪: 我不知道!!!!!!!!!!我不喜欢这个game!!!!!!!!!!我要听歌!!!!
: !!!!
:
: another

c*****y
发帖数: 7647
23
我就是在等。
我们三岁才开始说话,但是现在貌似还没有开窍。

【在 b******e 的大作中提到】
: cft cft
: 等!
: 我们家老二,快到两岁的时候还分不清谁是爸爸谁是妈妈,两岁还啥都不会说。
: 两岁半的时候就忽然开窍了,貌似说话到比老大还利索。

w**u
发帖数: 1252
24
cool!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

c*****y
发帖数: 7647
25
hug hug. 我们是大舌头大喘气外加一个大哑嗓子。

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 胖子也是大喘气大舌头
L******8
发帖数: 4093
26
ft!

【在 w**u 的大作中提到】
: cool!
:
: another

L******8
发帖数: 4093
27
其实听着特好玩特好玩

【在 c*****y 的大作中提到】
: hug hug. 我们是大舌头大喘气外加一个大哑嗓子。
S*******l
发帖数: 2747
28
人家不是都说了20刀了吗
你们欺骗人家感情啊

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

b*****r
发帖数: 1211
29
笑死了!老二是块宝!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

p*****e
发帖数: 5165
30
我们杨康七岁半了还是这个样子,我已经放弃推他数学了。。。

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 胖子也是大喘气大舌头
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s****u
发帖数: 2203
31
哈哈哈,太有性格了!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

i**e
发帖数: 19242
32
哈哈哈哈
唐小很多时候还会说:i don't want to talk about this!!!

【在 b******e 的大作中提到】
: 我们家老二是酱紫的。
: 她正在吃Oreo
: 我:琪琪,如果你有5个Oreo,给了妈妈一个,你还有几个。
: 琪琪(举着手里的oreo):我有一个,你没有(恶狠狠地,向我示威性地咬了一口)
: 我:妈妈说的是假如,就是Pretend,你有5个Oreo
: 琪琪: 我不知道!!!!!!!!!!我不喜欢这个game!!!!!!!!!!我要听歌!!!!
: !!!!
:
: another

m******m
发帖数: 11847
33
哈哈

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

j****e
发帖数: 1782
34
一看将来就是管账点钱的!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

s**g
发帖数: 3271
35
she knows 20 lah!
what do u want?
DD!

another

【在 L******8 的大作中提到】
: 就是俺家这个胖子
: me: 胖子, if dad gives you 10 cookies, then mommy gives you another 10
: cookies. how many cookies do you have in total?
: 胖子: I don't wanna that many cookies!
: me: OK, fine! see if dad gives you 10 dollars, then mommy gives you another
: 10. How much do you have now?
: 胖子: Can I have that 20 dollars now?
: me: now, tell mommy, what is 10 plus 10?
: 胖子: I don't know. I don't have that many fingers to get the answer.
: me: %^&@%#^&%$^#&&%#!!!!

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