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发帖数: 60932 | 1 Be aware that shipping is $4.99 so total is $10.98
The closest comparable I could find is $7.99 plus about $10 in shipping. So
this really is a good deal!
Stow Away Umbrella With Wine Bottle Carry Case - Full-Sized Folding Umbrella
and Waterproof Bottle
License and registration, please ma'am.
Is there a problem, officer?
Yes, maam. You were swerving quite a bit back there.
Oh! Thats because I was reaching for the wine bottle in my purse.
You have a wine bottle in your purse?
Yes! It fits perfectly in there. I take it with me wherever I go, just in
case I need it.
Im afraid Ill have to confiscate the wine bottle, maam.
What?
And now please step out of the car. I have to conduct a drunk driving test.
Drunk driving? Oh no, no, no. I can explain
Walk along that line, please. One foot in front of the other, while touching
your nose.
Officer, Its going to rain, and I really need that wine bottle.
Of course you do.
But, sir, I
Maam, dont make this harder on yourself than it needs to be.
But its an umbrella! I swear!
Sure it is. Thats what they all say.
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Carry around a full-sized umbrella in a cool wine bottle shaped carry case
and be prepared for the next rain shower. Available in an assortment of fun
colors, the umbrella handle features a convenient carry strap.
The wine bottle case is waterproof, preventing drips from a wet umbrella.
Shaped like a wine bottle, the stow away umbrella is the perfect fashion
accessory on a cloudy day.
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