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发帖数: 9137 | 1 2011超拽个性签名，客官谨记淡定使用！
引导语：很多人都习惯在签名档写上自己的特色语句，但那些比较传统的语言已经
OUT了，现在给大家送上2011超拽的个性签名，喜欢就拿去吧！
1、“我爱你”的首字母缩写“WAN”正好拼出“完”字。这个故事告诉我们，如果
你爱上一个人，你就完蛋了。
2、征名：本人姓高，女友姓郭，请大家帮忙起个网名，既要好记又能体现我俩姓
氏的。回帖：高压锅。
3、自己一定要在乎自尊，你的自尊在别人眼里一钱不值。
4、同学请假，假条上病因如下——“今日印堂发黑不宜出门”。老师慷慨批准，
此事轰动一时！
5、空欢喜就是早上醒来，以为自己长高了，仔细一看，原来是被子盖横了……
6、一天她们全家去寺庙拜佛求福，听到她那几岁的小正太弟弟向佛祖许愿：保佑
奥特曼可以打败怪兽～～～
7、愿你成为这样的女子：不炫耀，不争吵，做一个博学的女子；不空洞，不浮躁
，做一个丰盈的女子；即便生命枯竭，亦在优雅中变老。。。
8、给大家讲一个感人的故事： 一个戗箜翮齑歙畿黪褫髑屙 ，突然，虿黟囹簟蟊
豳綮，蠡瀹蠛躔…然后就死了。太感人了…！ 这故事叫《一个文盲的悲哀》。童鞋们
，你们明白了吗？
9、永远不要小看一个保持身材的女人。因为这意味着她们有着常人不能比的毅志
力和忍耐力，拒绝掉了常人不能拒绝的诱惑。
10、下辈子做只考拉，每天睡觉20个小时，吃2个小时，发呆2个小时，这就是完美
人生啊。童鞋们，有木有啊！！
11、人生最痛苦的，并不是没有得到所爱的人，而是所爱的人一生没有得到幸福。
12、我每天都要思考三个重大问题：1.早上吃什么。2.中午吃什么。3.晚上吃什么
。——加菲猫
13、所谓“特困户”，其实共有两种——因缺钱而特困、因缺觉而特困。末将不才
，两种都是。
14、从前，面粉遇上了麻烦，向好朋友肉丸求助，肉丸一拍胸脯说，你就包在我身
上吧！于是就有了饺子。。。
15、一想到2012就要来了，一想到我还欠银行的钱，我连做梦都能笑醒！
16、肠道总面积有200平米，我们住的地方还没有屎住的地方大，我们还不如去屎
！真是生不如屎啊！！
17、爱是自私的，一旦有人拥有了美好的晨曦，就必定在180°的另一个方向，会
有另外一个人无法挣脱孤寂的黑夜。
18、丈夫在床边护理即将临盆的妻子。妻子问丈夫：“你希望是男孩还是女孩？”
丈夫：“如果是男孩，我们爷俩保护你；如果是女孩，我保护你们娘俩。”
19、熬夜，是因为没有勇气结束这一天；赖床，是因为没有勇气开始这一天。
20、小时候一直搞不懂周岁和虚岁。 刚才室友说：“周岁是从妈妈身体里出来的
时间，虚岁是从爸爸身体里出来的时间。。”
21、网店小二问卖家：“网上卖东西，你最大的感触是什么？” 卖家毫不犹豫地
说：“我从来没有收到过假钱。”
22、一个人最大的缺点，不是自私、多情、野蛮、任性，而是偏执的爱一个不爱自
己的人。
23、没有人瞧不起你，因为别人根本就没有瞧你，大家都很忙的！
24、试着用左手握住了右手，给了自己最简单的温暖。不再奢求别人的给予，开始
学着自己给自己。
25、放弃留不住的人。留住了个别人，也许会失去一群人。
26、真正的爱一个人，就会淡然贫贱，安然进退，就会和他用一个频率呼吸，用一
个节奏心跳，就会用自己的寂寞驱赶他的寂寞，用自己的孤独温暖他的孤独。
27、我曾路过你的心，不是我不想停留，而是你不肯收留！
28、好朋友，像内裤就算你大起大落他永远包含你，非常好的朋友，像TT永远为你
的安全着想。更好的的朋友，就像伟哥当你抬不起头的时候他给予你力量。
29、现代美女发誓:把60岁的男人思想搞乱,50岁的财产霸占,40岁的妻离子散,30岁
的腰杆搞断,20岁的围着我转!
30、一个人最大的缺点，不是自私、多情、野蛮、任性，而是偏执的爱一个不爱自
己的人。
31、我们必须接受失望，因为它是有限的，但千万不可失去希望，因为它是无穷的。
32、最使人绝望的往往不是挫折的打击，而是你心灵的死亡。
33、当你难过的时候。我希望我能在你身边。尽全力让你笑起来。
34、一个男人做一个好丈夫只需要做好三件事：1.能挣到给老婆买裙子的钱。2.陪
她去买。3.说好看。
35、女友发短信给我：“我们还是分手吧！” 过一会，我又收到：“对不起，发
错了！！”
36、生命中最美好的都是看不见的，这就是为什么我们会在接吻，哭泣，许愿的时
候闭上眼睛。
37、小强，我一直很想和你建造一座只属于我们的开心城市，那里没有让你蛋疼菊
紧的菊花气雾剂，没有无视你生命的秋香姐姐，只有疼你爱你养你一辈子的唐伯虎。
38、两个人吵架，先说对不起的人，并不是认输了，并不是原谅了。他只是比对方
更珍惜这份感情。
39、每次老师说：“请把和考试无关的东西放到讲台上。”我就很想把自己放到讲
台上……
40、爱情：10％执着+10％想念+10％吃醋+10％疑心+10％甜蜜+10％心疼+10％幸福
+10％嫉妒+10％脸红+10％撒娇=100％爱情。
41、两个人在一起，更多的不是改变了对方，而是接受了，这就是包容，如果光想
着改变，那不是生活，那是战争。
42、【期望定律】：期望定律告诉我们，当我们怀着对某件事情非常强烈期望的时
候，我们所期望的事物就会出现。
43、不是爱情不肯放过你，不是回忆不肯放过你，不是宿命不肯放过你，而是你自
己不肯放过你自己。
44、别人找工作找自己老爸,我们找工作管别人叫老爸！
45、很多事、经历了、才明白、风一场。谁也不是谁的谁、谁也成不了谁的谁。唯
一成为永恒的真理是、照顾好自己、别渴望别人。
46、我不能让所有人都满意，因为不是所有人都是人！
47、当你难过的时候。我希望我能在你身边。尽全力让你笑起来。
48、如果当初我勇敢，结局是不是不一样。 如果当时你坚持，回忆会不会不这样
。有时候，一个人的失踪，孤独了一个世界。
49、喜欢一个人没有错，错就错在喜欢一个不喜欢自己的人。
50、【问】：葫芦娃洗头发的时候，摘不摘头上的小葫芦？…………【答】：为什
么要摘呢？？？其实里面装的是洗发水。
51、两个人在一起，更多的不是改变了对方，而是接受了，这就是包容，如果光想
着改变，那不是生活，那是战争。
52、在爱情的国度里，总会有一个主角一个配角，累的永远是主角，伤的永远是配
角。
53、其实我这么辛苦地胖起来，就是为在你心里能多占点地儿。
54、人生有三样东西是无法挽留的： 生命、时间和爱。 你想挽留，却渐行渐远。
55、腾不出时间来谈恋爱的人，迟早会腾出时间来相亲。
56、新婚后，新郎对新娘说：“我随时都会和朋友出去打牌喝酒，不管你同不同意
！！”新娘听后不温不火地答道：“我每天晚上九点准时那个，不管你在不在家。”
57、中午做饭，妈妈给我一盆胡萝卜："去，把胡萝卜切成肉丁！"
58、工资就像大姨妈：一个月一次，一周左右就没了。工资就像大姨妈：一怀孕就
没了。工资就像大姨妈：到了退休年龄，立马没了。工资就像大姨妈：到时间不来就心
慌....
59、站在山顶和站在山下的人，虽然地位不同，但在对方眼里同样渺小。
60、睡姿决定发型，从今天开始，我要在家研究睡姿与发型的关系。
61、这是个薄情的年代，要想一个人对你刻骨铭心，念念不忘，最好的办法就是向
他借钱！
62、某老师传授励志大法，说以后看书的时候都随身带个小镜子，看不下去书的时
候就拿镜子照照自己，心里默念：都长成这样了，还不好好看书...
63、每次老师说：“请把和考试无关的东西放到讲台上。”我就很想把自己放到讲
台上……
编后语：有木有一句话触动了你？是不是从里面也能看懂一些人生道理呢？人才可
是处处都有，这些个性签名都是很多有才童鞋研究出来的经验，我们何不淡定拿去用呢
！当然，你也可以自创的嘛,当然也可以学习下面的分享教程哦！ | j****i
发帖数: 68152 | 2 2011 Ultra-pull personality signature, very calm and use Keguan remember!
Guide words: Many people are used to write in the signature
characteristics of their own statements, but the more traditional language
has been
OUT, now for everyone to send the signature 2011 ultra-pull personality,
like Take it!
1, "I love you," the acronym "WAN" just spell "end" word. This story
tells us that if
You love someone, you're finished.
2, Zheng name: surname is high, his girlfriend surnamed Guo, please help
from a screen name, not only us but also reflects the better name in mind
Clan. Replies: a pressure cooker.
3, we must care about their self-esteem, your self-esteem in the eyes of
others worthless.
4, the students leave, leave the following article on the causes of - "
should not go out today Yintang black." Generous teacher approval
This sensation!
5, the air is a joy to wake up, thinking that tall, and a closer look,
turned out to be blanket across the ... ...
6, the day her family went to temple worship Buddha to seek happiness,
to hear her brother How old is too little wish to the Buddha: bless
Altman can defeat monsters ~ ~ ~
7, May you be such a woman: do not show off, do not argue, do a learned
woman; is not empty, not impetuous
Be a woman abundance; even life depleted, but also in the elegance of old. .
.
8, to tell you a touching story: a closure Khon-He Ji Xi ki Can undress
skull defecate, suddenly, bamboo mat Spanish fly insect Yi Ling
Bin embroidered banner, follow precedent Li http minute fly ... and then he
died. It is really touching ...! This story is called "a tragedy of
illiteracy." Children's shoes are
You understand?
9, never underestimate a woman to stay fit. Because it means they can
not be compared with ordinary people Yi Zhi
Strength and endurance, rejected out of ordinary people could not refuse the
temptation.
10, the next life do koalas, 20 hours a day sleeping, eating 2 hours,
daze 2 hours, this is the perfect
Life ah. Children's shoes who have wood there ah! !
11, the most painful of life, not those who have not been loved, but
loved ones life is not to be happy.
12, I think every day, three major questions: 1. The morning to eat
anything. 2. What to eat lunch. 3. What to eat at night
. - Garfield
13, the so-called "poor households", in fact, there are two kinds - poor
due to lack of money, lack of sleep due to the poor. Weekend Fucai
, Both are.
14, the former flour in trouble, for help to friends meatballs,
meatballs, said one each of the offerings, you wrapped in my body
On it! So there will be dumplings. . .
15, 2012, the thought of coming, to think I still owe the bank money, I
can not even dream wake up laughing!
16, intestinal total area of 200 square meters, where we
live do not live in a place with feces, we might as well go feces
! S Health as feces ah! !
17, Love is selfish, if someone has a beautiful dawn, will surely be in
the 180 ° in the other direction, it will
There is another lonely night who can not break free.
18, the husband care about to give birth at the bedside of his wife. The
wife asked her husband: "Do you want a boy or a girl?"
Husband: "If a boy, we Yeliang protect you; if a girl, I protect you
Niangliang."
19, staying up late, because the courage to end the day; stay in bed
because of the courage to start the day.
20 years of age and do not understand a child has been nominal. Roommate
just said: "The age is out of the body from the mother
Time, the nominal age is the time my father came out of the body. . "
21, the second asked the seller a small shop: "Online selling, what is
your greatest feeling?" The seller did not hesitate to
Said: "I never received fake money."
22, the greatest disadvantage of a person, not selfish, passionate,
savage, self-willed, but the paranoid self-love is not love
Own people.
23, no one look down on you because people simply do not see you, we are
very busy!
24, trying to hold his right hand with his left hand, gave their most
simple warmth. No longer afford to dream of giving other people to start
Learn for ourselves.
25, giving up unable to retain people. Retain the individual who may
lose a group of people.
26, the true love of a man, would take it lightly the poverty, advance
and retreat safely, it will, and he used a frequency breathing, with a
A rhythm of heartbeat, will drive his own lonely lonely, lonely warmth of
his own loneliness.
27, I have passed your heart, and not I do not want to stay, but you
will not shelter!
28, good friends, like his underwear even if you never include your ups
and downs, very good friends, like you always TT
Own safety. Better friends, just like Viagra, when you suppressed when he
gives you strength.
29, the modern beauty vowed: 60-year-old man thought to confuse, 50-year
-old occupation of the property, 40-year-old wives and children, 30 years
old
The spine broken out, I turn around 20 years old!
30, the greatest disadvantage of a person, not selfish, passionate,
savage, self-willed, but the paranoid self-love is not love
Own people.
31, we must accept the disappointment, because it is limited, but do not
lose hope, because it is infinite.
32, the most desperate people are often not fight frustration, but the
death of your heart.
33, when you're sad. I hope I can at your side. Make every effort to
make you laugh.
34, a good husband, a man need only do three things: 1. To earn the
money to his wife to buy a skirt. 2. Accompany
Her to buy. 3. That good-looking.
35, his girlfriend texted me: "we break up!" After a while, I received:
"I'm sorry, hair
Wrong! ! "
36, the best in life are invisible, which is why we will kiss, cry, when
you make a wish
Waiting close your eyes.
37, Johnny, I always wanted to build a belongs only to you and our happy
city, where there is no pain you egg daisy
Chrysanthemum aerosol tight, without ignoring the Surge in your life sister,
and only hurts you, love you support you forever Flirting.
38, two people quarrel, the first person to say sorry, not throw in the
towel, not forgiven. He just than the other
Cherish the relationship.
39, each teacher said: "Please put things and test the platform-
independent." I will be trying to talk yourself into
Stage ... ...
40, love: 10% +10% miss persistent jealous +10% +10% +10% suspicious
distressed +10% +10% sweet happiness
Jealousy +10% +10% +10% blush like a baby = 100% love.
41, two people together, more than changing the other, but accepted,
that is inclusive, if the light to
The change, it is not life, that is war.
42, Law】 【expectations: expectations of law tells us that when we,
with something very strong expectations of the time
Climate, we expect things will appear.
43, refuses to let you not love, not unwilling to let go of your
memories, not destiny would not let you, but your own
Has refused to let go of your own.
44, people looking for work to find their father, looking for work in
other people we call Dad!
45, many things went through, they would understand, the wind a. Nobody
who's who, who who who can not become. CD
, Became the eternal truth is to take care of yourself, do not want someone
else.
46, I can not make everyone happy, because not all are human!
47, when you're sad. I hope I can at your side. Make every effort to
make you laugh.
48, If I had courage, the outcome is not the same. If you insist that
time, memories will not fail this
. Sometimes, a person's disappearance, a lonely world.
49, like a person is not wrong, it would be wrong in like a dislike
themselves.
50, 【Q】: hoist her hair when the baby, pick does not pick the head of
a small gourd? ... ... ... ... 【A】: Why
What to pick it? ? ? In fact, was inside shampoo.
51, two people together, more than changing the other, but accepted,
that is inclusive, if the light to
The change, it is not life, that is war.
52, in the kingdom of love, there is always a supporting role of a
protagonist, the protagonist is always tired, injury is always with
Angle.
53, in fact I am so hard being fat is in your heart to much of the point
to children.
54, there are three things in life can not stay: the life, time and love
. Do you want to retain, but lopsided.
55, have no time to love the people, sooner or later will make time for
a blind date.
56, new marriage, the bride and groom said: "I go out with friends
playing cards at any time to drink, whether you agree or disagree
! ! "Upon hearing this tepid bride replied:" I am that day, nine at night
time, whether you are not at home. "
57, noon to cook, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut into
cubes and carrots!"
58, wages like Da Yima: once a month, a week or so gone. Wages as Da
Yima: a pregnant
Gone. Wages as Da Yima: to retirement age, immediately gone. Wages as Da
Yima: to the time not come to mind
Panic ....
59, standing on top of the mountain and down the mountain, although the
status of different, but equally small in each other's eyes.
60, sleeping position decided hair, starting today, I want to study at
home, the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle.
61, this is a fickle age, to a person you never forget, never forget,
the best way is to
He borrowed money!
62, an inspirational teacher to teach Dafa, said that after reading all
times carry a small mirror, could not stand it when the book
Take the mirror and look in their own candidate, and my heart meditation:
are long like this, and do not make good reading ...
63, each teacher said: "Please put things and test the platform-
independent." I will be trying to talk yourself into
Stage ... ...
Editor: There is a saying of wood touched you? Is not from the inside
truth of life can understand some of it? Personnel can
Is everywhere, these signatures are a lot of personality out of the
experience of talented children's shoes, why do not we use it very calm and
take it
! Of course, you can also create their own thing, of course, can learn to
share the following tutorial Oh!
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From a historical perspective, the before and after the 20-year rule of the
Chinese government, China's fortunes real delay, it hinders China's progress
. And that all his faults, the most can not forgive sin, that is, because of
its wicked rule, greatly contributed to the moral depravity of the Chinese
people. In this style of government and rule, all non-compliance, immoral,
no conscience and human dignity of people than the general law-abiding
abstinence, easy to live. In this style of government and governance, in
addition to a few faithful people, still maintain their character, charm and
good work, the majority of people have become tricky, speculation,
fortunately into the bad faith, not responsible to the neglect of justice,
strong fierce bullying is worse than evil. In this chaotic circumstances, we
have lost the goal of life lost to the self-confidence, lost all lofty
ideals, the result is the character the more lower down, more and more bad
social atmosphere. " | c****e
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