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WaterWorld版 - 话说回来,你们见过xxoo说英语么?
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h**********0
发帖数: 1453
1
好像她的中文远比英语来得利索啊
英语也就是有限地几句
我估计她英语说得不行
x*******t
发帖数: 340
2
haha... u like me so much that u wouldn't let go of me. u came up with
another assumption so i can show up to refute it. i've had enough of them
since the very beginning and that's why people hate me. because all of
their assumptions were wrong. ur so cute. (*^__^*) too bad nobody is
interested in your topic and people are so tired of seeing me around...if
i say one more word in english, u might say that i like to play
"zhuangbility". 88
删帖算了吧?

【在 h**********0 的大作中提到】
: 好像她的中文远比英语来得利索啊
: 英语也就是有限地几句
: 我估计她英语说得不行

n*****t
发帖数: 58
3
大家快来看啊, 老邢又出没了....

them
around...if

【在 x*******t 的大作中提到】
: haha... u like me so much that u wouldn't let go of me. u came up with
: another assumption so i can show up to refute it. i've had enough of them
: since the very beginning and that's why people hate me. because all of
: their assumptions were wrong. ur so cute. (*^__^*) too bad nobody is
: interested in your topic and people are so tired of seeing me around...if
: i say one more word in english, u might say that i like to play
: "zhuangbility". 88
: 删帖算了吧?

G******7
发帖数: 1352
4
有包子么, 我想换神兽做头像

【在 x*******t 的大作中提到】
: haha... u like me so much that u wouldn't let go of me. u came up with
: another assumption so i can show up to refute it. i've had enough of them
: since the very beginning and that's why people hate me. because all of
: their assumptions were wrong. ur so cute. (*^__^*) too bad nobody is
: interested in your topic and people are so tired of seeing me around...if
: i say one more word in english, u might say that i like to play
: "zhuangbility". 88
: 删帖算了吧?

H******r
发帖数: 2879
5
here you go!
i*****9
发帖数: 162
6
Not everyone tired of seeing u around.
In fact,many miss u. hehe

【在 x*******t 的大作中提到】
: haha... u like me so much that u wouldn't let go of me. u came up with
: another assumption so i can show up to refute it. i've had enough of them
: since the very beginning and that's why people hate me. because all of
: their assumptions were wrong. ur so cute. (*^__^*) too bad nobody is
: interested in your topic and people are so tired of seeing me around...if
: i say one more word in english, u might say that i like to play
: "zhuangbility". 88
: 删帖算了吧?

s*******d
发帖数: 1079
7
So glad to see u back,I really like u!
r*******7
发帖数: 1144
8
nice punch.

【在 x*******t 的大作中提到】
: haha... u like me so much that u wouldn't let go of me. u came up with
: another assumption so i can show up to refute it. i've had enough of them
: since the very beginning and that's why people hate me. because all of
: their assumptions were wrong. ur so cute. (*^__^*) too bad nobody is
: interested in your topic and people are so tired of seeing me around...if
: i say one more word in english, u might say that i like to play
: "zhuangbility". 88
: 删帖算了吧?

k***y
发帖数: 1085
9
I think you are very articulated and have your own character, not bad, maybe
just a bit over self-centered. (sensed it from your writing, and your
relentless qurrels with the others)

【在 x*******t 的大作中提到】
: haha... u like me so much that u wouldn't let go of me. u came up with
: another assumption so i can show up to refute it. i've had enough of them
: since the very beginning and that's why people hate me. because all of
: their assumptions were wrong. ur so cute. (*^__^*) too bad nobody is
: interested in your topic and people are so tired of seeing me around...if
: i say one more word in english, u might say that i like to play
: "zhuangbility". 88
: 删帖算了吧?

l********n
发帖数: 96
10
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l********n
发帖数: 96
11
在一个精神病院里,有一天院长想看看三个精神病人的恢复情况如何,于是在他们每人
面前放了一只小白兔,第一个精神病人坐在小白兔的上面,揪着小白兔的两只耳朵,嘴
里嚷着“驾”,院长摇了摇头;第二个人背对着小白兔,拍着它的屁股,嘴里说着“给
我追”,院长叹了口气;第三个蹲在那里一个劲儿的摸着小白兔,院长看后,满意地点
点头,只听他说了一句:“小样的,放你300米,等我擦好车再追你!”院长倒地晕倒
……
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仅仅依据事物的表象,根本看不到本质
l********n
发帖数: 96
12
有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,
在路上牠碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿,
小白兔对长颈鹿说: "长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑.
后来牠们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象,
小白兔对大象说: "大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔,
跟着小白兔和长颈鹿在森林中奔跑.
后来牠们遇到一只正在准备打海洛因的狮子,
小白兔对狮子说: "狮子狮子,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
狮子看看针筒,看看小白兔,于是把针筒向身后一扔,
冲过去把小白兔狠揍了一顿.
大象和长颈鹿吓得直发抖:"你为什么要打小白兔呢?
牠这么好心,关心我们的健康又叫我们接近大自然."
狮子生气地说:"这个**兔子,每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我
像白痴一样在森林里乱跑."
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a*******l
发帖数: 15032
13
这个挺好的。

【在 l********n 的大作中提到】
: 有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,
: 在路上牠碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿,
: 小白兔对长颈鹿说: "长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
: 看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
: 长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔,
: 跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑.
: 后来牠们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象,
: 小白兔对大象说: "大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
: 看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
: 大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔,

A*****M
发帖数: 1371
14
顶这个。。。。

【在 l********n 的大作中提到】
: 有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,
: 在路上牠碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿,
: 小白兔对长颈鹿说: "长颈鹿长颈鹿,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
: 看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
: 长颈鹿看看大麻烟,看看小白兔,于是把大麻烟向身后一扔,
: 跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑.
: 后来牠们遇到一只正在准备吸古柯碱的大象,
: 小白兔对大象说: "大象大象,你为什么要做伤害自己的事呢?
: 看看这片森林多么美好,让我们一起在大自然中奔跑吧!"
: 大象看看古柯碱,看看小白兔,于是把古柯碱向身后一扔,

z*****b
发帖数: 44
15
I love xoxoheart very much
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