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发帖数: 4140 | 1 Joke: Evaluation on POTUS Trump by a US Neurologist
by Limin Wang
Oct. 04, 2020
POTUS Donald J. Trump had some symptoms of illness, so he went to see a
neurologist, because Trump was quite concerned of whether his smartness
would be affected by such symptoms.
Neurologist, from a deck of cards, taking and holding one out to Trump: What
is this?
Trump, not seeing well: A piece of sheet.
Neurologist reframes the question: What's on it?
Trump leans ahead and stares: Oh, Democrats.
Neurologist: Mr. President, we are NOT talking about politics now.
Trump shrugs: Then, it's an ass.
Neurologist: Please be scientificly accurate in your answer.
Trump: Gee! Scientific? Donkey!
Neurologist: OK. Now the neurologic test will be harder. I will say TEN
words slowly, and you try to remember all of them, and then RECITE as many
as possible. And if ever possible, try to recite them in ORDER.
Trump: Bring it on!
Neurologist: Excellent spirit. Ready? Here I go. Biden ... Pushes ... Trump
... So ... Much ... So ... Trump ... Thrusts ... Back ... Biden.
Trump is not just conscious, but also shows vigilance now: Biden pushes
Trump so much, so Trump thrusts back Biden.
Neurologist: Remarkable! Oh, I mean Remarkable PERFORMANCE. Now, can you
recite these TEN words BACKWARD?
Trump feels flattered, and rushes: Biden back-thrusts Trump so much, so
Trump pushes Biden.
Neurologist: Great again! So INCREDIBLE, your IQ improves with flying colors
, with just a grain of expert's guidance.
Trump was still IMMERGED in that backward ORDER, and suddenly senses
something wrong: Excuse me?
Neurologist: Mr. President, you are good to go even now.
Trump: So, you want me to present a public video acknowledgement? | W*******n
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: Joke: Evaluation on POTUS Trump by a US Neurologist
: by Limin Wang
: Oct. 04, 2020
: POTUS Donald J. Trump had some symptoms of illness, so he went to see a
: neurologist, because Trump was quite concerned of whether his smartness
: would be affected by such symptoms.
: Neurologist, from a deck of cards, taking and holding one out to Trump: What
: is this?
: Trump, not seeing well: A piece of sheet.
: Neurologist reframes the question: What's on it?
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