l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 1 儿子从小就想参军,今天终于跟老爸说:我要参军保卫国家,如果美帝胆敢入侵……
“啪”老爸一个耳光扇过来。“家人还保卫不了,保卫国家?你都跟我说说,美国人要
抢你啥了?国家啥东西需要你保卫了?”
儿子:保卫我们中华文化……
老爸:美国让朝鲜人抹掉他们的历史了没?抹了也不会跟我们争长白山了!美国拆了靖
国神社没?就是供奉杀了几十万美军的东条英机那个!美国逼阿富汗、伊拉克人改信基
督了没?攻击美国的恐怖分子99%都是回教徒!
儿子:没……
老爸:那你觉得美国人会咋样灭了我们的文化?焚书坑儒?还是破四旧?
儿子:我要保卫我们的自由……
老爸:你想要啥自由?你想//游/行/还是/静/坐/?想看外国电视还是上外国网站?想
发帖不被审?整天正事不干,就想“自由”,找死啊?
儿子:我要保卫咱的土地……
老爸:嘿嘿,你先跟我说说,你哪来的土地了?连几十平的套间都买不起,还土地?等
你有了土地再去保护吧!
儿子:美国想吞并我们……
老爸:你不是想出国吗?你的同学不是一大堆想出国吗?吞并了把出国也省了
儿子:那不一样,出国是为了将来回来建设家乡,如果我们5000年的中国没了,变成美
国了,呜呜……
老爸:谁说 |
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e****n 发帖数: 81 | 4 这个好笑么?
我觉得这样想的人很可悲。
一个在落后的情况下只想做狗的人是没有希望的。
转这种文章的人就是那种典型的被人卖了还替人数钞票的那种人。
【在 w*****2 的大作中提到】 : Very funny
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l******u 发帖数: 1174 | |
e****n 发帖数: 81 | 6 什么叫五毛? 你又有什么潜质呢?
像你这种智力连三岁小孩都不如的人,最好穿着你的开档裤到一边玩去。
【在 l******u 的大作中提到】 : 你不觉得好笑,是因为你有做五毛的潜质。
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l******u 发帖数: 1174 | 7 等你理解它为什么好笑了,叔叔再来跟你玩,好吗?哈哈。
【在 e****n 的大作中提到】 : 什么叫五毛? 你又有什么潜质呢? : 像你这种智力连三岁小孩都不如的人,最好穿着你的开档裤到一边玩去。
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c**********d 发帖数: 2428 | 8 How do you know you are not one of the kind you just discribed? Whose dog
are you?
【在 e****n 的大作中提到】 : 这个好笑么? : 我觉得这样想的人很可悲。 : 一个在落后的情况下只想做狗的人是没有希望的。 : 转这种文章的人就是那种典型的被人卖了还替人数钞票的那种人。
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e****n 发帖数: 81 | 9 why it has to be somebody's dog? You see that is your dog mentality. You simply don't have the capacity to think independently. You have to have a master. Since you are denying you have one, you are just a 丧家犬. I pitty you.
【在 c**********d 的大作中提到】 : How do you know you are not one of the kind you just discribed? Whose dog : are you?
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c**********d 发帖数: 2428 | 10 This is the exact question I have for you,why you have to be somebody's
dog? Why others don't agree with you have to be dog? And since you don't
think you are one, then you are a 丧家犬, by your own definition....
And I don't pity you, since you can't even get the letter straight.
simply don't have the capacity to think independently. You have to have a
master. Since you are denying you have one, you are just a 丧家犬. I pitty
you.
【在 e****n 的大作中提到】 : why it has to be somebody's dog? You see that is your dog mentality. You simply don't have the capacity to think independently. You have to have a master. Since you are denying you have one, you are just a 丧家犬. I pitty you.
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