b**u 发帖数: 1206 | 1 When he heard the Nobel Peace Prize shocker on Friday, Bill Clinton went
into one of his purple rages. He picked up the phone and dialed the one
person on earth who would be as steamed as he was.
CLINTON: Hey, man, it's me. This thing is plumb crazy. Can you believe it?
W: No way, Jose!
CLINTON: First that prig Carter. Then that prig Gore. And now President
Paris Hilton. The guy's in office three days and he gets the peace prize? He
should have gotten the Nobel in chemistry, because chemistry's |
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