b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 1 A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help
with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with
Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just
across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited. | c******n
发帖数: 5697 | 2 sounds like the store only opens on April 1st of every year.
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
| p*******p
发帖数: 13670 | 3 everyone knows that, but there is something human can not change, it's in
your gene, get used to it
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
| F******l
发帖数: 97 | | r*******w
发帖数: 623 | 5 你如果直接被送到3层，可能确实会走不动，因为没经历1，2层那种个人欲望不断激励
膨胀的过程。每个人本来可能都是比较花痴，不同的就是经历从0层，一点点走到2层，
再踏上三层，那个内心已经开始分化了，知道收敛自己内心，知足常乐的就停了；被过
往经历刺激的内心，难以抑制，总想更好的，就觉得我只多上一层，就知足，其实永无
止境。
男女都一样啊
【在 F******l 的大作中提到】
: 俺估计早在三楼就再也走不动了。。。花痴啊。。。
| t******f
发帖数: 2109 | 6 其实有另外一种境界, 那就是不停地explore life,
爬高也好, 暂时停下来欣赏风景也好, 但是在哪里都很知足, 往大了说, 就是心境已经
不再为外物和情欲所左右.
【在 r*******w 的大作中提到】
: 你如果直接被送到3层，可能确实会走不动，因为没经历1，2层那种个人欲望不断激励
: 膨胀的过程。每个人本来可能都是比较花痴，不同的就是经历从0层，一点点走到2层，
: 再踏上三层，那个内心已经开始分化了，知道收敛自己内心，知足常乐的就停了；被过
: 往经历刺激的内心，难以抑制，总想更好的，就觉得我只多上一层，就知足，其实永无
: 止境。
: 男女都一样啊
| r*******w
发帖数: 623 | 7 到那个程度，也不需要来pie版消磨了
【在 t******f 的大作中提到】
: 其实有另外一种境界, 那就是不停地explore life,
: 爬高也好, 暂时停下来欣赏风景也好, 但是在哪里都很知足, 往大了说, 就是心境已经
: 不再为外物和情欲所左右.
| i*****e
发帖数: 1694 | 8 :D
but I will stop at the 2nd Floor...
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
| g***l
发帖数: 1067 | 9 wives store居然对相貌，身材, 年龄没分楼层
怪不得销路不好
【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
: When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
: the entrance:
: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
: the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
: from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
: CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
: So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
: The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
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