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Lion: eh, what did you do for your grad study?
rabbit: en...en...plant carrot and wait for them to grow?
Lion: Oh. What else?
rabbit: en...collect mushrooms in the forest?
Lion: Oh. What do you want to do after graduation?
rabbit: en...en...not sure...?@@
Lion: Do you know what I do for a living?
rabbit: yeah, I read about you.
Lion: tell me what you read?
rabbit: you don't plant carrot but raise chickens, and you don't collect
mushrooms but you do collect turkeys.
lion: Go |
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