m*********7
发帖数: 5207 | 1 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
M: Why not?
D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
going to blow up our house.
M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for |
L********n
发帖数: 2097 | 2 哈哈，如果没说最后一句还好。。。告诉她，她以前也是个baby什么什么的 |
m*a
发帖数: 4927 | 3 lmao!!!
下：
mess.
are
reach them.
(pause for
【在 m*********7 的大作中提到】
: 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
: Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
: Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
: M: Why not?
: D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
: M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
: D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
: going to blow up our house.
: M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
: D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for
|
m*********7
发帖数: 5207 | 4 雷人的就是最后一句啊。她才九岁耶！
【在 L********n 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，如果没说最后一句还好。。。告诉她，她以前也是个baby什么什么的
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w********t
发帖数: 18315 | 5 我会回答，因为我和你爸爸还想要个宝宝
因为我们当初就是因为喜欢宝宝，才生了你
现在你这么大了，这么漂亮，聪明......拍点马屁
一直是我和爸爸的骄傲
我们想要再骄傲一次 |
n**o
发帖数: 271 | 6 对啊，我会说，you were once a baby too, but you just turned out fine, didn't
you?
跟小孩子抬抬杠斗斗嘴还是可以的，不过最后那句话真是太雷了。。。
【在 L********n 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，如果没说最后一句还好。。。告诉她，她以前也是个baby什么什么的
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n**o
发帖数: 271 | 7 另外看来确实不能等老大长太大了才考虑要老二。。。 |
m*********7
发帖数: 5207 | 8 那妈妈本来还琢磨给女儿传授基本的生理卫生知识呢，没想到女儿已经开始教训老爸老
妈不要have sex了。
【在 w********t 的大作中提到】
: 我会回答，因为我和你爸爸还想要个宝宝
: 因为我们当初就是因为喜欢宝宝，才生了你
: 现在你这么大了，这么漂亮，聪明......拍点马屁
: 一直是我和爸爸的骄傲
: 我们想要再骄傲一次
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w********t
发帖数: 18315 | 9 这个得与时俱进
知道了就知道了，心里再诧异别表现出来，娃未必真明白怎么回事
估计也是听人那么一说
【在 m*********7 的大作中提到】
: 那妈妈本来还琢磨给女儿传授基本的生理卫生知识呢，没想到女儿已经开始教训老爸老
: 妈不要have sex了。
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a****n
发帖数: 8553 | 10 我觉得孩子嫌弃baby多半是因为爹妈总是说她messy,make troubles什么的，否则没太
多接触过baby的小孩哪来那么多理由。 |
W*******y
发帖数: 1923 | 11 和而蒙的问题...不是你爸爸和我所能控制的.
LOL~~
for
【在 m*********7 的大作中提到】
: 我一个老美朋友告诉我她和她九岁女儿的一段对话，内容大致如下：
: Mom: Do you want to have a baby sister?
: Daughter: No, I don't like babies.
: M: Why not?
: D: Because babies make troubles. They are messy creatures.
: M: Well, you can teach them how to play so that they don't make a mess.
: D: No, they love to play with dangerous stuff. Sooner or later they are
: going to blow up our house.
: M: We can keep dangerous items from babies so that they can't reach them.
: D: No, no, no. I hate babies and I don't want to talk about them. (pause for
|
r**********0
发帖数: 218 | 12 哈哈，这个回答牛，保证噎死她。。。
【在 W*******y 的大作中提到】
: 和而蒙的问题...不是你爸爸和我所能控制的.
: LOL~~
:
: for
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x********i
发帖数: 232 | |
