t*******y
发帖数: 11968 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: giantbird05 (大鸟), 信区: Joke
标 题: Why I'm Divorced
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 20:10:34 2011, 美东)
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought...well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...they will
remember.
My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick said, 'Good morning,
lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at
least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You
know, It's such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, what do
you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.He chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a
beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't
mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be
right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there.
on the couch.
naked. | z****g
发帖数: 1978 | | e*********n
发帖数: 4599 | 3 没有看懂，isn't she outside a building?
恩，刚才没有读好，所谓的一念之差， 当然问题肯定是积累下来的
【在 t*******y 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
: 发信人: giantbird05 (大鸟), 信区: Joke
: 标 题: Why I'm Divorced
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 13 20:10:34 2011, 美东)
: Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
: morning.
: I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
: 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
: As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
: I thought...well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...they will
| p***y
发帖数: 18037 | 4 It's an old joke. Read it many many many years ago. |
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