- Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
one month.
- Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
man and woman are available.
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll
produce a child with zero resources.
- Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered;
they'll just document for 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
deliver a baby.
- Tester is a person who always tells his wife this is not the RIGHT baby.
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby
in 9 months.
