l****e
发帖数: 25 | 1 派出的士兵在别的国家滥杀无辜，
心理受不了
回国有诱因就杀人了。
一般人过不了杀人的槛，但美国牛逼
军人容易过，轮流在外国杀
警察容易过，每次打光弹夹
医生更容易过，前赴后继地干这种勾当。
所以，在美国小心点，罪犯，军人，警察，和医生都不要惹，都是可以随便杀人的，因
为美国可以自由拥有枪支。 | l****e
发帖数: 25 | 2 搜了一下，发现排名第一的是医护人员
What Kind Of Job Is A Serial Killer Most Likely to Do?
9/6/2016 0 Comments
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Work. An annoying distraction to an otherwise delightful day, which –
whether we like it or not, and usually it’s “not” – we put up with, as
it funds our food, fags, frivolous trips and frequently boozy slips, all
dubbed “fun at the weekend”, simply to help us forget that it’s almost
Monday… again
And so, as you sit there, clock-watching, crisp-munching and counting down
the hours till it’s time to bog off, wondering how many pee-breaks you can
sneak in without anyone noticing, before it’s time to go home, a strange
thought suddenly crosses your mind…
“Is my work colleague… a serial killer?”
Which is an odd thing to think, but this isn’t the first time you’ve
thought that, now is it? I mean, yes they’re a little bit strange (or “
eccentric” as they like to call it), but then again they’re also
unnervingly handy with a letter opener, weirdly a “devout vegan” one week
and a “true carnivore” the next, are always tired after a weekend but when
asked “what did you do?” they always say “oh… nothing”, and keep in
their drawer a roll of gaffer tape, a spare ID badge and a full can of
Febreeze (the “odour eliminator”).
But, ask yourself “how well do you know your work colleague?” Especially
given that having never met them before (until your boss, who doesn’t like
you much, “interviewed them”), forcing your together, so now you spend
more than half your day – more than most family members – within
strangling range, sharing every secret, scandal and sordid detail about
everything from your worst toilet habits to your so-called sex-life,
accepting cups of tea off them without sniffing it first, and yet you’ve
probably have never seen inside their home. Hmm, I wonder why?
So, “Is my work colleague… a serial killer?” Probably not. But
statistically… there’s a chance.
Because, when they’re not murdering, serial killers are real people too,
just like you. They lead regular lives, at regular times, in regular homes,
by drinking in pubs, bathing in tubs, and collecting pay-stubs, for a day-
job they can’t even bare, which covers the cost of their “fun at the
weekend”. And when questioned by the Police, after the “incident”, their
colleagues always say “we had no idea, they seemed so nice, so normal, so
lovely, so… like us”.
What follows is a list of the TOP 15 “day-jobs” and professions undertaken
by some of the UK and USA’s most notorious serial killers to help you
decide if the person sitting next to you… is deadly:
#15 - Factory: Peter “Yorkshire Ripper” Sutcliffe was a factory worker,
and Jeffrey Dahmer was a chocolate mixer, who kept the dismembered head of
one victim, at work, in his work locker.
#14 - Hospitality: Richard Ramirez was night porter at the Holiday Inn, and
Colin “The Gay Slayer” Ireland was barman at Admiral Duncan, Old Compton
Street, Soho.
#13 – Driver: Fred West a van driver, Peter Sutcliffe HGV driver and
Derrick Bird taxi-driver.
#12 – Government/State: Dennis Nilsen a civil servant, Theodore “Ted”
Bundy an admin' assistant at Washington State Dept, and David “Son of Sam”
Berkowitz was a postman.
#11 – Prostitution: Rosemary West, Aileen Wuornos, were all prostitutes,
where-as Dorothea Puente was a brothel owner.
#10 - Landlady: Dorothea Puente, and Catherine Flannagan | q********u
发帖数: 15519 | 3 军人的天职不就是杀人吗!
不要惹军人，尤其是退伍军人，特别是精神成瘾退伍军人，小命要紧，加州被杀的三个
心理治疗师和社工缺乏自知之明，自不量力，以卵击石，自找死，不可活! | l****e
发帖数: 25 | 4 军人的天职怎么是杀人？
是爱党爱人民
保卫和平
抗震救灾
。。。
: 军人的天职不就是杀人吗!
: 不要惹军人，尤其是退伍军人，特别是精神成瘾退伍军人，小命要紧，加州被杀
的三个
: 心理治疗师和社工缺乏自知之明，自不量力，以卵击石，自找死，不可活!
【在 q********u 的大作中提到】
: 军人的天职不就是杀人吗!
: 不要惹军人，尤其是退伍军人，特别是精神成瘾退伍军人，小命要紧，加州被杀的三个
: 心理治疗师和社工缺乏自知之明，自不量力，以卵击石，自找死，不可活!
| q********u
发帖数: 15519 | 5 美国军人的训练就是保命，保自己的命第一，其次就是战争杀人。
: 军人的天职怎么是杀人？
: 是爱党爱人民
: 保卫和平
: 抗震救灾
: 。。。
: 的三个
【在 l****e 的大作中提到】
: 军人的天职怎么是杀人？
: 是爱党爱人民
: 保卫和平
: 抗震救灾
: 。。。
:
:
: 军人的天职不就是杀人吗!
:
: 不要惹军人，尤其是退伍军人，特别是精神成瘾退伍军人，小命要紧，加州被杀
: 的三个
:
: 心理治疗师和社工缺乏自知之明，自不量力，以卵击石，自找死，不可活!
| l****e
发帖数: 25 | 6 美国为啥会把各种好东西搞得错得离谱，让我很奇怪。
大兵出去救人，美国国际形象绝对不一样。
罪犯劳动做基础建设，高铁肯定又快又会好
医生早期不要投入太多，不会那么多变态杀人的
: 美国军人的训练就是保命，保自己的命第一，其次就是战争杀人。
【在 q********u 的大作中提到】
: 美国军人的训练就是保命，保自己的命第一，其次就是战争杀人。
:
:
: 军人的天职怎么是杀人？
:
: 是爱党爱人民
:
: 保卫和平
:
: 抗震救灾
:
: 。。。
:
: 的三个
:
| Z**********g
发帖数: 14173 | 7 大兵去杀人也是救人啊。
超度。
【在 l****e 的大作中提到】
: 美国为啥会把各种好东西搞得错得离谱，让我很奇怪。
: 大兵出去救人，美国国际形象绝对不一样。
: 罪犯劳动做基础建设，高铁肯定又快又会好
: 医生早期不要投入太多，不会那么多变态杀人的
:
:
: 美国军人的训练就是保命，保自己的命第一，其次就是战争杀人。
:
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